Sunday, July 07, 2019

One Day Left

And the totals stand thusly:
  • As of 9:00a Stupidity Tally: 6 killed, 41 wounded
Maybe if everyone gets to church, it'll stop there.

Haha...who are we kidding?

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79 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like I am on target for the number shot, but fortunately way over on the number killed.

Pray for rain and cooler weather (and tempers).

7/07/2019 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had 10/60. I’m right on target!! What do I win, a vintage Chalkie ‘16 Olympics t-shirt?!! God, I hope so!

7/07/2019 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the grudges and petty arguments will come to a head about 8 pm Sunday night. Expect things to get exciting until 6 am Monday.

Bloody Sundays.

7/07/2019 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry. Former Commander Jim O'Grady telling everybody that he is coming back very soon as Leo Schmitz Chief of Staff. Should be interesting.

7/07/2019 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City went soft. Embarrassing numbers. Pathetic. Barely 1.3 deaths per day on a super long weekend. Sunday’s not looking so good with 70F.
Any solutions how we can bring the numbers up?

7/07/2019 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why aren’t the detectives in uniform?

7/07/2019 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, no worries. I have a plan. An outside roll call, a prayer vigil and a peace march. Done! All good...

7/07/2019 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ed should be fired!

7/07/2019 01:14:00 AM  
Blogger Andrew Petersen said...

Andrew Petersen said...
Weekend: 13 & 60


C'mon Chalkie!!!!


God we are all so Sick!

7/07/2019 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Slackers.

7/07/2019 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cooler weather=hoody weather.hoodies turn into goodies.

7/07/2019 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the Mayor can hire a bunch of retarded federal agents to police the city on the weekends. Place is fucking joke..Mayor give us the contract we deserve,tell the ACLU to get the fuck out of the city,fund the pension and take the cuffs off us and just maybe this shit hole will become a great city again.

7/07/2019 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another fiasco in 001 with 2 people stabbed at Washington & Wabash, from, it appears, a fake ride share driver. And the female was pregnant. Anyone who comes into Chicago's downtown, day or night, is nuts. Find someplace else to visit.

7/07/2019 06:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like it’s rising;

57 shot — 5 fatally — over Fourth of July weekend
https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2019/7/5/20682938/fourth-july-holiday-weekend-shooting-gun-violence

7/07/2019 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait for the big wilding tonight!!

7/07/2019 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Y'all just don't understand our culture.

7/07/2019 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T. - Congratulations to class 94-4 on the 25 year anniversary 05 Jul.19. As always****Stay safe everyone!

7/07/2019 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

007 had two separate 4 shot last night

7/07/2019 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10/60 might be winner winner chicken dinner.

7/07/2019 07:52:00 AM  
Blogger Left Behind in Chicago said...

I invite SC writers and readers to come to my church the only predominately heterosexual, non Communist/Antifa church in the neighborhood:

The Church of Latter Day Saints

I must warn you that you risk the very real danger of dying of boredom. LDS let anyone speak with no preparation and no time limit. People just get up and go on and on about....

Nothing.

This is a big part of the marketing appeal of LDS Mormons - you get to hang out with lots of safe, neat boring people as opposed to.....

All the S*$&# we write about and read about on SCC.

7/07/2019 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woke up to hear 61 shot , several dead, a pregnant woman stabbed in the abdomen, a 21 year old parolee attacking a cop at navy pier. The parolee murdered someone as a juvenile , so now he’s out to wreak more pain on society. The justice system is so horrible. These monsters are constantly set loose to destroy lives again and again. How in the world Johnson hasn’t been replaced is beyond comprehension. His long tenure is drenched in blood and death . Not to mention the highly questionable merit promotions and apparent cheating scandals. Lightfoot is just interested in social and restorative justice , which benefits the criminals and not the law abiding. Sad and sickening.

7/07/2019 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Okay, no worries. I have a plan. An outside roll call, a prayer vigil and a peace march. Done! All good...

7/07/2019 12:57:00 AM
That is very funny . Thank - you.

7/07/2019 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the words of the Keesing Bandit’s favorite singer, George Michaels, “You gotta’ have faith.”

PLENTY of time left.

7/07/2019 08:41:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

The image of Jim O'Grady and Leo standing together as Superintendent and Chief of Staff reminds me of the "Pump You Up" guys when SNL was still mildly funny.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

7/07/2019 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It should quiet down today I'm sure they are all in the library reading. Hahahahaha!!

7/07/2019 08:49:00 AM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

As of 8:54 AM, 7/7/2019, Channel 7 is stating 61 were shot with 5 fatally --- also a stabbing at Washington and Wabash. Stay safe Officers. I wholeheartedly respect and appreciate all of our Finest!

7/07/2019 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

latest.. hey jackass...6 killed..61 wounded...will lori, special ed again say shootings unacceptable?? Sunday will turn sunny in pm....caution.. cps honor student rats will come out

7/07/2019 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Afghanistan. Iraq and Mogadishu combined didn't have as many shootings and murders as Chiraq. Typical democrat city.

7/07/2019 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago cps honor students copying London..thugs stab pregnant woman and man ..Saturday night... downtown Chicago..ieft wing democratic Chicago media caving ..actually reporting crimes and shooting numbers

7/07/2019 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

INSANITY = continuing with Johnson, Riccio and their cronies and expecting something different. Riccio's mantra of "Who cares, we'll be long gone before they figure it out" has already been figured out by new mayor Lightfoot.

7/07/2019 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has to be more than 6, there’s more than a few holding on.

7/07/2019 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Don't worry. Former Commander Jim O'Grady telling everybody that he is coming back very soon as Leo Schmitz Chief of Staff. Should be interesting.

7/07/2019 12:23:00 AM

Well, he left his job as Chief of Police of Harwood Heights o be Leo's senior policy adviser to the Illinois State Police.

7/07/2019 09:28:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

Back on the Original Thread, I posted my guess of 6 & 31, based on the averages shown on HeyJackass for the 103 hours in the Official Shot Clock Time Frame Window that SCC set. But now I can't find it? It seems to have disappeared and went to 'Internet Heaven'.

I'll stick to my figures even though my 31 People, or Folk, sporting new Ventilation Holes is a bit short (/s). But my Six new Organ Donor number is looking good thus far. So keep up the good work Paramedics and ER Docs.

7/07/2019 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is a silly question, but how many people work in the coroner’s office these days. Are their days off cancelled?

7/07/2019 09:58:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Pump the brakes and take a deep breath, everyone.

Team S.C.G.O. (Self Cleaning Ghetto Oven) always finishes strong.

The numbers at tomorrow’s ‘Accountability Monday’ meeting will reinforce the fact that some things will always be a lost cause and unsalvageable regardless of how much taxpayer money is thrown at it. All you can hope to do is keep the cancer contained and aggressively attack it when it ventures into what’s left of “good” neighborhoods to try its bullshit there.

But even this approach is quickly disappearing; liberal propaganda, White Guilt, fabricated movements predicated on lies (ie “hands up don’t shoot”/blm) have created and anti-police/law & order sentiment that have made the criminal element pretty much untouchable and a class of permanent victims.

Oh well... no one shot and/or kilt in my ‘hood this weekend.

7/07/2019 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The postings on this blog are "proof" to
Madame Mayor that the FOP and it's members
are continuing to resist being reformed and
rebelling against being held accountable for
all the violent crime in Chicago.

Especially all the violent crime in perpetually
aggrieved and oppressed (by The Police)
communities of color.

If only she can figure out a way to make The
Police care more for these communities than
they care about selfishly keeping themselves,
their families and their own Mt. Greenwood
and Edison Park conservative, racist, echo
chamber, bitterly clinging to 1960, armed-
to-the-teeth enclaves safe from the culture
of the community members they flee from when
their tours of duty are over.

Madame Mayor and others do not like that and
they resent it very much because it is symbolic
of how FOP and it's members are unfairly being
resistant to the reforms and accountability that
Madame Mayor and her assembled fellow travelers
have envisioned for The Police for many years.

When reform and accountability are finally
achieved, they envision that the violence
in the perpetually aggrieved and oppressed
(by The Police) communities of color, will
subside and the BEE-AY-DEE m/fers of Dude Inc.
will miraculously put down their guns and
cease their violent, wicked, law abiding
society hating ways and finally take their
seat at the societal table as fully formed,
fully functioning, dutiful and purposeful
participants in the continuing of civilization.

...Or not?

Heh!
Heh-Heh!

Madame Mayor is being turned in circles with her
clothing in disarray as her constituents have her
by her hair and are beating her ass in the manner
she should have gotten more of when she was growing
up...

Heh... That good old-fashioned heavy leather belt
ass-beating...

So after her constituents have torn her ass all
weekend for consecutive weekends, small wonder
Madame Mayor resorts to slandering, defaming and
demeaning FOP and Policemen as the reason for her
not being able to sit down.

But notice... She says N O T H I N G to Dude Inc.
about the weekend antics and the associated toll.

She knows that if she slaps at Dude, Dude WILL
slap her ass right back for all to see...

And that she has deliberately alienated
The Police with her antics, means that The Police
aren't compelled to give her any cover or shielding
as far as Dude Inc. is concerned.

Heh...
how y'all liking THOSE "optics?"

Police Like You Have No Friends.

Harden your hearts towards THEM as they've
hardened their hearts toward YOU and YOUR
families and friends.

Pay no heed to their hateful, fear-filled
and frantic screams for help as they watch you leave.

"The Police are what's wrong with Chicago...
Once we fix THEM, everything else will
fall in place."

Look.
Point & Laugh.
Leave.

7/07/2019 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are, and they are standing on Michigan Ave

7/07/2019 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dont forget the 51yo pedestrian lady killed at 16th and homan by a drunk driver, agg dui reckless homicide, offender in custody.

https://wgntv.com/2019/07/06/woman-51-killed-in-lawndale-hit-and-run/amp/

7/07/2019 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I sure hope we are ready to grab our ankles. Expect our contract to be negotiated in the media with our department being still portrayed as racist,uncaring and incompetent.(there are hours of video of Navy Pier showing us in an unflattering light). The rumors about Eddie are true and he's out for "health reasons." Leo is getting the nod and Lightfoot is under the impression he will rally the troops to return to the "old school" policing meanwhile using the spike in crime to justify 2% pay cuts. Her advisors say he will get more out of us but is sadly misinformed. Leo is great guy but will follow the orders of Pritzker,Madigan and Lightfoot and maybe last 2 years at most. The damage has been done by the consent decree and can't be undone. She also wants ALL roll calls to look like the 7th District and expect hiring standards to be changed. Our pension by the way is beyond repair and is done in 2025. We had better have a more radically minded FOP.

7/07/2019 10:39:00 AM  
Blogger Dan said...

It's up to 6/61

7/07/2019 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee Wally, wonder if CAPS will have to come in around 3 a.m. to get the copiers warmed up and all the reams of paper unwrapped.

[titles)
Unaccountability Mundane - Week 5.
The Tropic of The Summer of Ed - Weekend 3

Act I
Enter a scowled PeaceFrog Larri LightLoafer busting in through the swangin’ doors like a smaller version of Yosemite Sam.
Gonna be a day of some powerful... POWERFUL I say, POWERFUL day of reckoning and I mean it this time.

(intermission)

Act II
Tired and bewildered but otherwise unaffected, Right Man for the Right Time™️, Adjunct StupidIntended Professor DrRev Jugghaid SpecialEd PhD (pumpkin head deluxe) chimes in the standard, those are some very good promising numbers, but still a lot of work to be done and it starts with getting tougher guns laws. And trust.

FIN.

(roll credits)

Epilogue:
Status quo.


(fade to black)

7/07/2019 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poverty is down.

7/07/2019 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is normal in your city mayor I guess this is right;

Multiple victims the norm in shootings Saturday into Sunday as holiday weekend wears on
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/breaking/ct-overnight-shootings-fourth-of-july-saturday-20190707-jpgbscrf2fgyzbx35mfzy6iede-story.html

Hey Mayor maybe you can go to another fundraising event in another state and laugh and have the wine and eat the cheese right you’re doing such a great job I believe you’re a total failure already you have an even started and you’re already a failure look are you leaving charge and you don’t even protest against a crook county states attorney you don’t say nothing about that girl nothing about what she does nothing about the judges you’re worried about the stupid been being painted well lives are being lost and people are being ventilated!

7/07/2019 11:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Why aren’t the detectives in uniform?

7/07/2019 12:52:00 AM

Worry about yourself snowflake sometimes in the grown up world things are unfair

7/07/2019 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read the news today oh boy...
According to HeyJackass, so far this holler-day Thurs-Sun weekend, there have been five (5) Mass Shootings (4 or more reported shot in one incident):

3100 W. Iowa
1600 E. 67th
4600 S. King
600 W. 61st
5600 S. Paulina

The mainstream local FakeNews finds no urgency or need to report or highlight this... never to reprimand any elected city representatives either for promoting the restorative justice system that rewards repeat violent armed assailants.

7/07/2019 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, security cameras instantly spotted Hispanic ‘young adults’ spray painting gang graffiti across tourist traps The Bean & Maggie Daley Park-yet there’s no high-definition pictures of the black ‘silly, teen-aged’ gangbangers that created the mayhem at our #1 tourist stop, Navy Pier?

7/07/2019 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Things going pretty well 4 mass shooting (4 or more) 1 triple bagger plus 60 down. Good shooting guys. The all hands seems to be working so well. Maybe city should look into hiring another thousand or so. Maybe then. Gory Lori will be on the war path come Monday. Media even saying things are worse than last year. Tough week, the Bean, Navy Pierre and now number of mass shootings.

7/07/2019 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Why aren’t the detectives in uniform?
7/07/2019 12:52:00 AM

1. Because it doesn't have any effect on crime rates.
2. Because they have detective work to do.
3. Because the media has determinedly trained the public not to trust the uniform.

7/07/2019 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good thing the weather cooled off otherwise the century mark was in sight. They need more range time to get the KIA numbers to a respectable level.

7/07/2019 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You see! You see! You see what happens when there are not enough Library's?

Those shooters, and victims, would have been sitting in Library's, studying the History and lyrics of rap music, while mapping their career's ; But no, Chicago doesn't have enough of the Library's and everything goes to shit.

Poor fucking urban planning. And now evolving future rappers will either be pushing daisy's, pushing their own wheel chairs, and/or shitting in bags when they could have been productive members of the rapper society.

I keep telling you racist assholes to build librarys on your dime.

7/07/2019 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous james leonard said...

It doesn't matter who the super is, all long as kim foxx, toni preckwinkle, the judges and all the other liberals have control nothing will be done to offenders. They feel they have immunity because all they have to do is yell racism, police brutality or whatever they need to turn the people against the police. Why should they obey the laws when elected officials tell people they don't have to obey the police, police will not enforce immigration laws or any laws that they feel hurt their political base. So it is go fuck the police and keep voting democratic.

7/07/2019 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

as of this posting it stands at 6/64.

just a bit short of the 15/75.

any flat liners need unplugging?

7/07/2019 03:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many more down before total failure Fat ahead Ed goes? He must have good pics or something.

7/07/2019 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ribfest need nearly 30 years in naperville
Ribfest will continue to be organized as a fundraiser for the Exchange Club to raise money to combat domestic violence and child abuse. The new location at the Romeoville municipal complex on Romeo Road between Highway 53 and Weber Road will have more space than Knoch Park, which hosts four days of award-winning barbecue grillers, a carnival and midway, assorted booths and activities, and two stages that have included national touring acts like Sheryl Crow, Steven Tyler, LeAnn Rimes and Pitbull.

7/07/2019 04:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey what happened outside Sox Park yesterday?

Did the old retired guys earn their $20 an hour fighting and risking their ass's for Rheinsdorf's 1.5 billion $ team? LOL they make those guys pay for their own parking to.

I worked at Wrigley and quit that bullshit job a few years ago. Its like working as a cop/bouncer for 1/3 the pay and no bennies in 90% heat with a bunch of drunken jagoff yuppies playing fight club.

7/07/2019 04:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That latest fuckery by the Department.
All 3rd watch cars in 018 to have one radio per car. So after a speech on officer safety by LT Redpen, officer safety is shit caned. The question I have is, why not just get the correct amount of radios?

7/07/2019 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"Okay, no worries. I have a plan. An outside roll call,
a prayer vigil and a peace march. Done! All good..."

7/07/2019 12:57:00 AM

Hmmmm.
Something's missing...

Oh yeah!
This...

-Fart Noise-

Just in case they say "you
cops aren't caring about the
community enough."

7/07/2019 04:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a Chicagoan from childhood and on the job in the suburbs for many many years. CPD had an internal culture that supported their staff but things have changed under Rahm and continues with the leftist movement. No one wants to understand that the awful truth is that crime without accountability to the offenders does not make a city better. The belief that city officials and the police need more accountability is only successful if the root cause is disrupted but it won’t be because the media, the liberal politicians and their constituents who have close connections to the criminal element want to be free to think its a race issue of inequity and if they just had a fair shot it would get better. An equal chance starts when you are born, it’s a free nation with plenty of opportunity. Don’t have babies you are not ready to have, have a responsible family, go to school, play sports, don’t start smoking weed at age 11 (with legalization that age may drop), learn from history, get a job at 16, know that stealing is bad and not sure what else to say but WTF! O yeah, show up for class and listen. That’s free!

Let’s keep taxing our residents who pay and maybe Illinois can loose some more people and companies. Ok my rant is over but I wish the damn silent majority would get off their ass and vote these idiots out of office. Kim Foxx is first! The judges suck too! Not all but most.

7/07/2019 04:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A very pleasant, dry day.
Poverty should rule the day.

7/07/2019 05:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know it’s funny that you say that about Riccio, he is always saying that. Lightfoot should just get rid of him.

7/07/2019 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is a silly question, but how many people work in the coroner’s office these days. Are their days off cancelled?

7/07/2019 09:58:00 AM

No replacement hires for the retired, etc due to decreased workloads and declining activity. They said the place is just dead.

7/07/2019 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"Gee Wally, wonder if CAPS will have to come in around 3 a.m.
to get the copiers warmed up and all the reams of paper unwrapped."

[titles)
Unaccountability Mundane - Week 5.
The Tropic of The Summer of Ed - Weekend 3

Act I
~Snip!~

(intermission)

Act II
~Snip!~

FIN.

(roll credits)

Epilogue:
Status quo.

(fade to black)

7/07/2019 11:06:00 AM


Don't forget the blooper reel...

This IS Chicago after all...
There's just GOTTA be a blooper reel.

>Solitary slow-clap echoing in a large room<

Who says there's no talent displayed
on this blog?

Aside from the Cop-Hating editorial board members
at Chicago's reclining in brightly colored riotous
rot local rags.

Fuck Them.

Viva Hate.

7/07/2019 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where’s that obummer troll now

John Lausch is a rino

Trump is draining the swamp that’s why the shootings are down

And then over here we bvd the people who think that the teachers are so great

Drain the swamp and make urmerica great again

Stock market keep going up

7/07/2019 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The mainstream local FakeNews finds no urgency or need to report or highlight this... never to reprimand any elected city representatives either for promoting the restorative justice system that rewards repeat violent armed assailants."

They don't highlight the truth because the local fake news is too busy showing "Making Us Chicago Proud" segments. The whole city is for sh--, but the fake news needs to keep things light and positive, making us all fuzzy wuzzy inside.

7/07/2019 07:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another fiasco in 001 with 2 people stabbed at Washington & Wabash, from, it appears, a fake ride share driver. And the female was pregnant. Anyone who comes into Chicago's downtown, day or night, is nuts. Find someplace else to visit.

7/07/2019 06:35:00 AM

I'm confused, location was dead center in the middle of what claims to be the most camera saturated city in the nation, at a relatively early time for a weekend with SIX victim/witnesses and here it is almost 20 hours later and not a scintilla of a description of offenders or car.
Transparency, the term I believe they prefer to hammer home,yet with the possibility of a woman and her unborn fetus in the balance possibly another victim,.we see no reason to warn any of the remaining citizens/share riders of a possible danger.

7/07/2019 07:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Riccio is gone by Fri and portrayed as THE buffoon responsible for Navy Pier. Bank on it.

7/07/2019 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way to take back your reputation Englewood, 9 shot in 5 hours.

7/07/2019 08:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is really sad. So much wasted life and injury.

7/07/2019 08:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gory Lori ! I can’t quit saying it ! Gory Lori, Gory Lori! Ha!

7/07/2019 08:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where do you find anything substantial about a pay cut from lightfoot...I cannot find any print or news stories where she or her staff are quoted as saying that...if it was do you not think that would be a headline story...all I hear are I heard it from a friend who heard it from someone that he might know...

7/07/2019 09:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Murder Mayor will have much to say at the Monday's Accountability meeting with Special Ed and his Mutts. Another Reckoning on what went wrong with our "All hands on deck" strategy. It would take to long to list all the bull shit strategies that "Shorty" and Special Ed came up with that FAILED. Shorty owns the murder problem and the uncontrolled violence. Five mass shootings, a stamped at Navy Pier, gang banger shoot outs, brawls at Cubs/Sox game, multiple stabbings and another July 4th weekend of the general lawlessness. Chicago is KRAZY TOWN.

Shorty has been Mayor of Murder City since April and she has accelerated the downward spiral quicker than anyone expected. Lorie, if you are still unsure who's to blame for the disintegration of this City and you want a day of Reckoning, stand up on a big box and look into the mirror.

7/07/2019 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous FAKE NEWS said...

7:37 PM

I agree with you about that damn WLS-TV Ch. 7 and their obscure inane bullshit about "making Chicago proud". We're stuck in the most politically corrupt major city in the nation and they're the propaganda wing of City Hall.

Their anchor Ravi Baichwal and other producers and directors refuse to identify the race of unidentified wanted heinous thugs. After an unsolved vicious murder, the sanctimonious assholes have the chutzpah to describe the wanted subject as age 16 to 30, 5'7" to 5'10" with a medium build with no mention of race. They obviously believe that most of their viewers are imbeciles. The other local MSM is almost as arrogant and bad.

7/07/2019 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well I guess the mayors office telling the fire department to drive back from all calls
With their lights on(non emergent/no siren/no going through red lights) to
“Deter violence” didn’t work. Can’t wait to see Lightfoot’s great idea for next
Weekend.

7/07/2019 11:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Churches are the leaders of stupidity and violence.

7/08/2019 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Class 94-4? Still a bunch of rookies.

7/08/2019 07:17:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Excuse me, but George Michaels was not my favorite singer. That honor goes to the late, great, ex-husband of Lisa Minelli, Peter Allen.

I really miss Peter.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

7/08/2019 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Gee Wally, wonder if CAPS will have to come in around 3 a.m. to get the copiers warmed up and all the reams of paper unwrapped.

[titles)
Unaccountability Mundane - Week 5.
The Tropic of The Summer of Ed - Weekend 3

Act I
Enter a scowled PeaceFrog Larri LightLoafer busting in through the swangin’ doors like a smaller version of Yosemite Sam.
Gonna be a day of some powerful... POWERFUL I say, POWERFUL day of reckoning and I mean it this time.

(intermission)

Act II
Tired and bewildered but otherwise unaffected, Right Man for the Right Time™️, Adjunct StupidIntended Professor DrRev Jugghaid SpecialEd PhD (pumpkin head deluxe) chimes in the standard, those are some very good promising numbers, but still a lot of work to be done and it starts with getting tougher guns laws. And trust.

FIN.

(roll credits)

Epilogue:
Status quo.


(fade to black)

7/07/2019 11:06:00 AM

Thank you to whomever wrote this post. It really made me laugh this morning.

7/08/2019 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Where do you find anything substantial about a pay cut from lightfoot...I cannot find any print or news stories where she or her staff are quoted as saying that...if it was do you not think that would be a headline story...all I hear are I heard it from a friend who heard it from someone that he might know...

7/07/2019 09:42:00 PM

Because it's not true. Just somebody trolling on here.

7/08/2019 02:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

....Thank you to whomever wrote this post. It really made me laugh this morning.
7/08/2019 09:34:00 AM

Thinking it over, yeah.

Lori would present a more impressive visage with a handlebar nose brush.

And the bonus: well, frenchies everywhere know what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!

7/08/2019 03:52:00 PM  

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