Hilarious
Great thinking on the fly:
Since the city doesn't supply crime scene markers, might as well use the neighborhood detritus until the ET's show up.
Labels: crime, silly people
posted by SCC at 12:04 AM
Thursday, August 15, 2019
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57 Comments:
detritus another SAT word.
SCC, I bet you do The NY Times crossword puzzle in ink!
Most of the ET’s that I I have encounter are to be desired. There are a few who are on point but most of them are burnt out! I guess they are casualties of crime burnout. I’m sure they were like most before they saw the ugly and most hideous crimes scenes you can think of.
Just telling the story. A lot of shots fired, and a lot of bottles to mark them. An accurate depiction of ‘hood life.
As an ET I love going to shootings in 007. They are some of the most creative people on the planet. Hey, if you got it might as well use it!!
Beverly Hills Cop: Baccarat crystal, champagne, cognac,
bottles, iPhones, iPads
Not to worry, the ET's will get more evidence markers when Groot hammers the tax payers later this month with her punishment tax. Don't forget about Mr. Chalky. Business is very good.
We do this ALL the time on the west side! always plenty of bottles!
That's a high bandwith crime scene
That is fucking hilarious!!
And plenty of debris exists since the community's motto is: never ever use a garbage can. The street or someome's nice neat lawn is always the perfect option.
LMAO at always one race of do gooders cleaning up because the ghetto is such a dump. See baltimore.
A plus to officers as the community will never touch or try to steal the empty booze bottle markers.
Love it!
Careful.
Two Minneapolis Minnesota Police Officers were fired for decorating a Christmas Tree with similar "Neighborhood Detritus."
http://www.startribune.com/two-officers-in-north-minneapolis-christmas-tree-controversy-have-been-fired/525627512/
What is the pink stuff?
Did anyone else notice the U haul heading for Indiana
What a fucking embarrassment!!! The City cannot even afford to spend money on supplies we need in order to do our jobs yet they will spend money on illegals and other bullshit we dont need...typical Demorats...Our station computers are so outdated with windows...barely any space left on the drives, computers all run slow as shit, when was the last time these computers were defragged?? Better yet updated??? SDSC rooms supposedly have camera technology but yet many cameras are always down, inoperable. How many times have we been told not to use certain car washes anymore because we havent paid the bills, so now lets go elsewhere and fuck up another business relationship. PDT's that dont work or always "Out of range". CFD personal bitch about the same thing (PDT's). I can go on and on, fuck it 19P.
Now you have to inventory each bottle because it could be part of the crime scene. Use misc x cards instead.. you get an A for Affort..
Looks like the lane markings for the hennessey 500.
Haha so appropriate
In the sixty years I lived in Chicago I don’t believe I have ever seen that many booze bottles on my block during all that time let alone at one time.
We used to tie used crime scene tape across the necks of the bottles to make it look better.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
(OT) interesting in that Chicago gave water filters has anyone had water tested from filters city gave some residents?
Former mayor Cory Booker shares in blame for Newark, NJ's water crisis, critics say: 'He left a mess'
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/cory-bookers-lack-of-oversight-as-newarks-mayor-makes-him-responsible-for-current-water-crisis-critics-say
Excerpt:
The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency urged local officials last Saturday to administer free water bottles to Newark residents after nationally certified filters in two of three homes tested showed the filters were not removing lead from drinking water as planned.
Officials handed out 38,000 filters last year to Newark residents who were potentially at risk of having contaminated drinking water due to outdated lead piping in the city’s water system.
*Any investigative media in this town? What about the children?
Ets are burnt out
Since the city doesn't supply crime scene markers, might as well use the neighborhood detritus until the ET's show up.
Labels: crime, silly people
Wow I didn't realize that the backbone of the department were allowed to imbibe within the interior of the red crime scene tape...
bottle and can deposit like michigan?
GASP! holy shit batman, what will we use?
holy shit 2.0. it might even cure poverty.
I just use the weaves to mark shell casings.
That should be a front page shot on the tribune.
Must have been a great party, until....
detritus another SAT word.
SCC, I bet you do The NY Times crossword puzzle in ink!
^ funny that you mentioned it. I used the word “detritus” in a case last night and the DSS approving it asked if I read it on SCC. He then says I should have credited SCC somewhere in the narrative :)
Comedian that guy.
Detritus? That's Remy Martin.
Did the coppers receive a "creative," award,or a ribbon from lori for the cost savings in not using markers that some connected clout heavy company overcharges the city for? Just axin.
What is with this girl more and more theft,the democratic way:
You can’t take it with you. So what happened to the $241,565 in dead pol’s war chest?
https://chicago.suntimes.com/columnists/2019/8/15/20806248/mystery-wilson-frost-campaign-funds-carrie-austin-aldermen-feds
Lori strange how you rapidly took Alderman Burke finance chairmanship away after being under federal scrutiny,but you let this girl keep hers! Wow double standard or is it racism? Out of control theft a scale that has not been seen anywhere, in the most corrupt city-state-county in the entire country. Feds please start the grand march,blow that loud whistle load them uup and ship them pout the honest taxpayers need help thank you.
anyone notice what's GTFO in the background?
I saw a woman in 011 use a garbage can once, after she closed to lid, they shot her in the face for it. Never seen anyone else use a garbage can since.
This beats the beer can Christmas Tree that stood for months in 012 every year somewhere within the vast Hastings/14th and Wood areas well before the Medical District urban (very profitable land grab) renewal.
Who’s up for a challenge?
- NAME THAT BOTTLE -
First Prize: Bragging rights
Second Prize: Rehab
Hilarious?
I would say,
resourceful, (use what you got),
needy (of crime scene markers),
shameful(can't clean up after yourselves),
pathetic (everyone gets blamed for your violence),
terrible (marksmanship)
Solution-raise taxes and more gun laws.
Oh yeah forgot, "they let you grab them by the p¥$$¥", pornstar payoffs, Russian collusion, racist and the depression.
No more folded miscel X cards? You can also use McDonald’s trash that’s blowing around like tumbleweeds.
Are those the Vanecko Bros. crime scene markers?
99 bottles of beer on the wall
That looks like a full bottle of Hennesey's up near the rear tire of the SUV.
Wtf, pathetic. What’s with this department that they can’t even provide the basic equipment.
The people (and folks) follow the ghetto rule...
"The World Is My Garbage Can"
Gotta do what you gotta do, use whatever you can find. Protect the crime scene !!!!!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
That looks like a full bottle of Hennesey's up near the rear tire of the SUV.
8/15/2019 02:19:00 PM
A full, unopened, bottle of Hennessy in “the community”?
Highly unlikely. Empty? for sure. Full and unopened... nah!
You threw that college word at us. Detritus. Hmmm, I think he lives on the block over.
I just use the weaves to mark shell casings.
^ lmfao. Good one, ghetto po-po!
Just kick the casings in the sewer who gives a bowel movement ?
Detritus? Isn't that the Latin word for Detriot?
missile cards, in the old days
The U haul moving van is the crime scene unit too.
Wind always blew the cards away though.
We use to have plenty of markers!
But then Chalkie took them when he left!
Remember Chalkie? Every night we saw him now I guess crime is down?
Start selling chalky shirts. The tax from the sales will fill the gap.
Colorful fake fingernails are useful also.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Detritus? Isn't that the Latin word for Detriot?
8/15/2019 07:50:00 PM
That's excellent!!!
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...
We used to tie used crime scene tape across the necks of the bottles to make it look better
Now thats classy!
Must be photoshop.
It isn't enough to use the world as your trash can, you must break every bottle. They need to come out with a 40 Oz aluminum can.
When will CPD announce a test for Evidence Technician , they need a few hundred , they rarely send out an ET for recovery of autos , burglaries. In the 80’s an ET went out on any burglary requested by the beat officer , anywhere from Robert Taylor Projects to the Mag Mile .
What happened to CPD ?
Missile x cards blow away in the wind !!!!
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