Friday, August 30, 2019

Self Important Jackass

Looks like we have a new Alderasshole (click for larger version):


Um. Why would police call an aldercreature to tell them about a homicide? So they can show up and do what exactly? Get in the way? By the way, CPIC emails aldercreatures when a shooting occurs - it's part of the written protocol. If your staff is too dumb to figure out how to retrieve e-mails that go out every single time, perhaps you need a new I.T. person?

And a traffic crash? In which no one died and no significant property damage? Who would want to know about that unless there's some axe to grind? By the way, you can buy a cheap scanner online for about $100. Then you can be wired in constantly.

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132 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Lopez. The adults are busy. Stay in your lane

8/30/2019 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see it now. Come on everyone, tomorrow, let him know about everything!

8/30/2019 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhhh ....get the fuck outta here! I don’t recall seeing “Alderman” on the notifications table. It’s your community, you should be notifying us. Members were too busy taking care of the post shooting mission.

8/30/2019 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, mr alderman....
Apparently you're irrelevant.
A leader of nothing.

8/30/2019 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waaa waaa! I want to be in the know. Waaa! Waaa! Get a grip dude.

8/30/2019 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Hey Ray...
Go eat a bagadiks!



8/30/2019 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch the news idiot! Your ward is blowing up.

8/30/2019 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he should be notified for everything!

Information overload his ass!

He could not handle all the stuff coming in!

8/30/2019 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Notify the little prick of every paper job...every shoplifter, every burglary, every BS theft call. Fill his inbox every day. Go fuck yourself you bloviated, self-absorbed POS.

8/30/2019 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does the legislative branch need a notification? I'm confused...

8/30/2019 12:41:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Oh boy two hours! You poor thing. Hey dipshit, did you ever stop and think that in those two hours the police were determining condition of the victim(s) or possible motives or if there was an active shooter situation. Nope, everybody should drop what they are doing, get in touch with your stupid ass and keep you up to date so that you can scream and stomp your feet when you only get partial or wrong information and then look stupid in front of your constitutes, which by the looks of it isn't very hard.

8/30/2019 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Commander just Assign someone full time to report to this stooge and call it a day. More tax dollars will be waisted. This place is so far gone. Total lack of understanding. They definitely need to cut the Aldermen down to 15!

8/30/2019 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

About your title?

Aren't they all?

8/30/2019 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Picking a needless and unnecessary fight with The Police
in a bid to appear edgy/hip/relevant/cutting-edge and a
political trend-setter with the liberal progressive
street cred of "demanding" that The Police be "responsive"
and that they be held strictly accountable?

Another wildly gyrating, all-up-in-the-way political
ass demanding to be loudly and publicly smooched
by The Police.

If his lazy/incompetent political staffers weren't lazily
lolling on the bare mattress in the back room taking turns
pissing in each others pockets instead of timely checking
of e-mails as SCC pointed out, this would be a non-issue.

...Or not?

Thick on the ground here in Chicago aren't they?

Accidentally step on one and it makes a funny noise,
stinks to high heaven and fucks your shoes up.

Culo de payaso...

8/30/2019 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a moron. Good grief what does this guy want to do come flying to the scene with his aldermanic badge flashing ? Another do nothing weasel trying to be important. GFY.

8/30/2019 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One time an alderman demanded to be notified of every shooting in his ward. The Commander gave the cell phone number to the patrolmen doing the paper on a shooting that occurred at 2AM and the alderman got a 2AM wake up call/notification from a lowly patrolman. The alderman passed on future notifications

8/30/2019 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Leader of the community"?????!!!!! That alderass is fragile as they come. I remember open hand slapping him in St. Laurence.

8/30/2019 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only reason he's an alderass is due to remapped ward. Also known as gerrymandering: (verb) manipulate the boundaries of an electoral constituency.

8/30/2019 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he wants to respond and fill out a crash report let him. I would notify him myself of every call I respond to. Let the jagoff beef that.

8/30/2019 02:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is/was an ally of former 45th Ward Alderman John Arena. Lopez was a total schmuck at the meetings regarding the affordable housing in the 45th Ward. He had an old lady crying at the council meeting after referring to neighbors against the project as racists. Skycap likes to blow his mouth off. Real winner they elected in the 15th Ward. Wonder why Hispanics are turning to these commie types? Isn't that what many left their homelands trying to escape? I don't get it.

8/30/2019 02:34:00 AM  
Anonymous CryBaby said...

He wants to be sure his constitu-goofballs don't blame him for not being informed.
It is possible he doesn't know where to look if there are info-emails going out.
The workers in any alderweasel's office are not very impressive.
Might be nice to blow in a call to him about that email stuff.....

8/30/2019 02:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another of "Gods Chosen Ones". Does the National Weather Service or Tom Skilling have to "Notify" this asshole of any impending winter storm??? How many inches? Will S&S have to notify this prick after every plow down his street? Fuck him!

8/30/2019 03:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a new bid spot on the desk, e-mail the alderman laison officer. Give the opportunity for an old salty dog to get out of the beat car and work 4 hour days with weekends off.

8/30/2019 03:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny thing here is that he drew a line in the sand. The Mayor doesn’t like him and there is no way Johnson will allow one of his mentors sons to be sacrificed, so nothing will happen. Just remember that he has or had a staffer in his office that made some very racist comments about Englewood involving a wall or something like that.

8/30/2019 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the big deal? The dead guy will wait for your arrival...

8/30/2019 05:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Simple...Call him on every single incident regardless of time of day.

8/30/2019 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They love their murders, don't they?

8/30/2019 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck you jackass.

8/30/2019 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

had to pull up the ward map. LOL how the hell did he get elected?

stealing an election is becoming way too obvious.

8/30/2019 06:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put him on the cpic email list. Fuck him.

8/30/2019 06:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he had any weight (or balls) he would be addressing the police command directly, not going on social media like a 13 year old . . . Pinche irrelevante

8/30/2019 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was a Southwest airlines flight attendant couldn’t even do that job correctly now Alderman how about if I notify you every time I fly out maybe you could carry my bags because that’s the only thing you were good at correct tell me a favor shut the fuck up.

8/30/2019 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THEY COULD PROGRAM ALL THE Cell phones in the district with his office number which is closed at night.

But dont we have Aldeman that are felons? why would we give them a head up.
His voter should have his email.

We even had Alderwomen who date gang leaders and drive them around.
May be he needs to get his people jobs as police ,

8/30/2019 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Rey. Guess what,l? iIn the two hours it took to notify you nothing changed, dude was still dead, no one saw shit, no one cooperated with police.

8/30/2019 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have to ask, why does he want to be notified so bad? So he can post on social media and have assholes show up at crime scenes and be distractions and obstructionists?

Cowardly, posting and "pointing the finger" instead of calling out criminals in his own Ward.

He used to be a friend of police...I guess he only sheds fake tears when cameras are around.

8/30/2019 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But a scanner. Problem solved.

8/30/2019 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a self absorbed ass.

8/30/2019 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he want to:
a: call his board up service
b: make the attorney referrals
c: make the funeral home referrals

8/30/2019 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey jagoff last time I checked the General Orders it DOES NOT mention anything about notifying a temporary political office administrator...
Ranger Warrior Seal

8/30/2019 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is an on-going beef between Lopez and the commander. Lopez is an asshole and has been told to back the fuck up.

8/30/2019 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Email is not adequate. He needs to personally be informed via phone call of every traffic accident reported, every assault reported, and any ANOV within 1000' of any church. CFD should call him for every ambulance dispatch within his ward, anytime fire rolls for any reason. Lets keep him informed, Day and NIGHT! 24x7!

8/30/2019 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


This sums up Alderman Lopez


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CajJyuk3P_w

8/30/2019 08:00:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I gotta know because I am ME, ME, ME!!!!! Don't you get it??????

8/30/2019 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let him see it on Heyjackaas

8/30/2019 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This moron sounds like Mayor material!

8/30/2019 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Ray, your ward is fucked up, go do something about it but don’t call the police asshole

8/30/2019 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now see scc I would go the other way. He wants to be notified I would make sure he was notified. 0300, call the alderman at his house, on his cell, have a sgt knock on his door. See here mr. distinguished alderman we have a major theft of vehicle a Cadillac stolen. We had a traffic accident with injuries on and on. He wants notifications give them to him until he screams to stop. Then say do you or do you not want to be notified

8/30/2019 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he should buy himself a scanner.

8/30/2019 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go and pound sand up your ass you lil cry baby puto!

8/30/2019 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Screw you. Eventually you will be in jail like all the rest of them.

8/30/2019 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that pic of lopes’s kid ? He looks like he’s 12;.... oh well back to Netflix in the box 😂

8/30/2019 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How would the ward go on without his leadership?

8/30/2019 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t understand why the department caters to these politicians??? Why?!? Stop your ass kissing and grow a fuckin pair! This asshole alder-jerk. Heard a story about his drunk antics at a bar and a LT didn’t back his guys, instead, coddled this little asshole in return. Wow! Remember when bosses would back their guys? Un-fuckin-real!!

8/30/2019 09:20:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

Uh.... does this Alder-Creature asshole, Ray Lopez, realize his 15th Ward encompasses parts of at least THREE POLICE DISTRICTS; the 7th, 8th, and 9th District -- of course he doesn't, and he likely wouldn't give a shit if he did know. He's 'important' ya know. And to make matters more difficult/confusing, those Police Districts are also in parts of other Wards.

As such, I fail to see how tracking down which Ward some 'newsworthy incident' occurred in, and then notifying the appropriate Alder-Creature has become part of the job description of a Police District Commander.

Even if notification was by a 'hand-shake agreement' can you imagine the world of shit a Commander would still be in if he accidentally called the WRONG Alder-asshole at 3:00 a.m., all because a shooting went down 50 feet into another Ward's boundary. Hell, even if the Commander is a certified dick, nobody should have to get a bunch of unwarranted bullshit from these bottom-feeding politicians.

So like SCC suggested, if Lopez wants to know of crime happening in his 15th Ward, he can always spend his own money of some Police Scanners for all the appropriate PD Districts. Or he can download the app for Broadcastify.com and listen to the calls in his Ward over his smart-phone.

btw, I don't know when it happened but someone took a chain-saw to the city'd Ward Boundries. Not long ago the 15th Ward would be nowhere near good old Brighton Park -- that was always in the 12th Ward -- now the 15th is in a good chunk of BP. (The 15th Ward Boundry looks like it was 'Gerrymandered' but that makes no sense in 'one-party' Chi???)

8/30/2019 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Squad we have an emergency"

"Get Alderman Lopez on the horn"

8/30/2019 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn’t there a box on the police report that you check |_| Alderperson Notified? If not, there should be on every report.

8/30/2019 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How did a hispanic get in charge of Englewood?

8/30/2019 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ask John Arena how his anti police agenda worked out for him, you can find him in the unemployment line

8/30/2019 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The comwander must not be his "guy".

8/30/2019 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he heard the mayors speech about money and is afraid she might take action on all the requests to
cut the 50 aldermen and their staff down to TWENTY.......so NOW he wants to know what's going on with
HIS constituents......another useless, bloated-budget bureaucrat.....
Hope LL is watching.....that could be another $60 million+ off that $838M deficit if the council is cut down to 20,
proper size for this city.

8/30/2019 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Ray, why should you be special? Instead of blaming the police for not notifying you of incidents in your ward, why don't YOU hire someone to work in your office to communicate with the police. With 50 alderman (too many) you think the police should take time out to call them whenever something happens?

8/30/2019 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never even heard of such a thing. Does this asshole show up at murda's and ask for Political contributions? WTF is an alderman going to do about it?

8/30/2019 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lopez wants to be informed. Does that mean all this time he didn't know about all the shit going down in his Ward. Get out of your office once in a while and talk to people in your Ward. You may have the DC under your thumb but the rest of us know you for the slug that you are. Go bully the people in your Ward. Let them know how important you think you are.

8/30/2019 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Do you know who I am" I'm one of 50 useless people who think they are someone or something important. If they were that important why are there 50 of them?

8/30/2019 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8705 on zone 13,
Go ahead 8705 you are on zone 13,
Squad can you notify alderman lopez, that I just dropped a load off in 009 restroom, can you inform the aldercraature of this important event ASAP, just so he is aware of all important events in his ward?
10-4 8705, we will advise him.

Signed
MR.T

8/30/2019 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city council is full of jagoffs. Ray is one of many.

8/30/2019 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Ray who???

8/30/2019 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don’t you call the commander instead of bitching like a schoolgirl on Facebook. Go fuck yourself you self absorbed, arrogant, piece of shit.

8/30/2019 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Josh Randal, Wanted Dead or Alive Says:

All these Politicians really should just butt the hell out of Police Operations, period. It's not their function to interfere in any way with what Cops are doing. They really should be arrested for obstructing if their Conduct impedes in any manner the performance or operations of a Police - Related Function. Enough of letting these flunky Prima-Donnas be Prima Donnas. It is not within their Job Description, and since they rarely, if ever, do anything that benefits their Constituants, they should just be ignored, unless they somehow interfere in police related functions, in which case they should be arrested just like anyone else who impedes a police function. They all think they are High and Mighty, but in reality are the exact opposite. Liars, Losers, Thiefs, and Power-Drunk Bullshitters.

8/30/2019 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody fill out a missing report for this guy’s brain.

8/30/2019 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


New Sgt test coming.
Remember "Notify the alderman!"

Retirees will understand this.

8/30/2019 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Easy. Call him on his personal cell phone for every shooting car accident robbery rape assault burglary loitering littering etc etc etc all hours 24/7.

8/30/2019 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the fuck does this asshole think he is ? Hey Alderfuck Go fuck your self jagoff

8/30/2019 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Ray Lopez, I mean Aldrman, should I notify the public of that incident I took care of with you a while back? Inquiring minds want to know.....

8/30/2019 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy is a total Jackass! Hey Lopez, go back to loading luggage at Midway, it's the only job you are qualified to do. Leave the policing to the MEN and WOMEN who have the spine to suit up everyday and go out there and do what really matters.

8/30/2019 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Careful, SCC....he might demand a CPD portable radio instead of the scanner! What a pompus ass! Yet another example of Alderpeople who don't get it.

8/30/2019 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
How about a new bid spot on the desk, e-mail the alderman laison officer. Give the opportunity for an old salty dog to get out of the beat car and work 4 hour days with weekends off.


That spot would go to someone under 3 years on the job with clout. Isn’t there enough made up jobs already?

8/30/2019 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are missing the point. Obviously he's Superman and can save the day if you just let him know. Lmao. Give me a break. What a goofy bastard

8/30/2019 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The CAPS office house mice should be emailing and informing the aldermen of all of the district major events. Problem solved!

8/30/2019 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay in your lane Bro!

8/30/2019 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barely got a desk, and already has a pitchfork in hand.

8/30/2019 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what an asshole! what are you gonna do on a homicide crime scene you fuckin moron?

8/30/2019 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and CPIC, please stop telling the dispatchers to have the paper car call you. we know who we have to fucking call. just give us one hot fuckin minute to get the scene under control, gather some information and catch our breath. that shit is annoying.

8/30/2019 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a free scannee application of my phone

8/30/2019 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just my Humble Opinion Says:

Self-Absorbed Jackasses are everywhere now, in the City and Suburbs. It is like watching a video of a Society breaking down in slow motion, to anyone with vision. People driving like crazy persons, so wound up and not caring about other motorists, goons getting doped and liquored up everywhere and doing all sorts of stupid and dangerous things, like driving intoxicated, shooting, robbing, doped up reckless conduct, starting fights, noise disturbances and disrespect of others. Cicero Ave. alone is an ongoing Star Wars Bar scene, from down in the city, out past Oak Forest suburbs. Drunk Drivers exiting bars all up and down the road, no progressive Police Enforcement in sight, traffic congestion and traffic violators everywhere, with little or no chance of being stopped before they cause some type of accident or hurt someone in another way. Vagrant people walking the streets, harassing people and being obnoxious and dangerous,nothing being done. Married guys hanging out at Cheaters Club bars like the Oak Lawn Hilton, sniffing for action, married wives hanging at wine bars getting boozed up and hoping for the 50 Shades of Gray guy to walk in. Great attendance at bars and lounges, not so great at Churches on Sunday mornings. Remember the old Barry McGuire song, "Eve of Destruction"? Was it perhaps just way ahead of its time ? Here's to all you out there who still try to live with morality, civility, and consideration for your fellow man. God Bless our Cops for still trying to protect us as much as they reasonably can anymore. It's like they have their finger in the dyke and it's cracking apart all around them..

8/30/2019 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you were going to do what exactly with the information????

8/30/2019 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This individual should be notified via phone and email every single time someone is placed into custody for drinking, pissing and shitting. He should also be made aware of every domestic dispute between his constituents.

8/30/2019 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and what exactly are you going to do after I notify Ray....you are not sworn Law Enforcement son.
Ranger Warrior Seal

8/30/2019 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

another p os democrat who needs to either be voted out, or go to federal prison. do not tell me he is honest.

8/30/2019 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does he even have the balls to walk or drive around Englewood? I seriously doubt it.

8/30/2019 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I ve worked Homicides for a while, I ve never heard of the Alderidiot being notified. Goof

8/30/2019 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Use a milk crate next time so I can see who's talking!

8/30/2019 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Skycap Ray scored a scanner for $15 at abandonded
luggage auction. He wiped it down with free supermarket
hand wipes and was good to go.
Insiders still call him Capt'n Ray and the intern skycaps
always stand at attention when he drops by the airport.

8/30/2019 01:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I carried a torch for Raymond for years

8/30/2019 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He’s a punk.

8/30/2019 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alderman: I’m off tonight but I want to keep you updated and informed. I’m probably going to order a pizza tonight and watch Netflix

8/30/2019 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm the alderman don't you know, you report to me I am El supremo and do not forget it, a f@ckin nobody who thinks he is somebody

8/30/2019 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds more like the onset of a political attack on the commander of 007. Perhaps the alderserver has a personality conflict, or worse, a racist personal bias that he is attempting to make a public issue, and like many other factions of life; activist, news media and other politicians is going to try and spin the truth through a public shaming attempt. Just another form of police bashing. Alderservers are nothing. They do not need to know, and by order are not on the mandated notification list. They are self-important, and think they are far more vital than they really are. In order to take some flack off of each district commnader, and only for that reason, a simple email from the sdsc room can be sent to the ward office email account. The email should state: A person was shot-- or at least one person was shot --within your area of interest, in the xxxx block of Somewhere. Nothing more. They are not entitled to any info, but certainly no more than that. No victim/offender info, no names, dob, injuries etc. A vague address to show it's in their political boundary. And for sure, no attaching any documents as they want. They can FOIA any document just like everyone else if they choose or have that much of a "vested interest".

8/30/2019 02:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lopez, 15th.
(Lopez, 15th.)
That means you're up, Ray. What? Never played baseball?
Raaaay!
Why TF did you come to the Charity Game?
You heard of this shit before! It's like the Tarmac crew driving
the tow trucks and bucking a beach ball around.
Now get up to bat!
(O.K., just swing 3 times and come back to the bench, asshole)

8/30/2019 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kinda the same crybaby little bitch that Arena is. If you don't like it change the commander, you're the all powerful alderman.

8/30/2019 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with you SCC.
I don’t know if it’s required but my DSS’s and WOL’s used to notify Ald. Office about shootings and homicides.
It really is silly though.

Lopez’s Ward was also in the district I worked in and he’s a very “high maintenance” alder creature.

8/30/2019 02:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get the little prick’s cell phone number and have 1st watch make regular notifications to him about 0330hrs.

8/30/2019 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ray Ray the sky Cap and again does nothing but agitate can you go back to his old job at Southwest Airlines and maybe check my bags in that’s all he’s good for then we have over here the animals are everywhere the police are being bastardized here now you read the story the piece of shit punk the felon resisted arrest the police did their job should be end of story but no no no no sounds like a set up from the beginning whoever made the call and the traffic stop the cops were set up obviously watch and learn all you young skulls full of mush Driving those $60,000 jeep wranglers it’s not worth it for the skinny jeans and a backwards baseball caps is it;


Officials reviewing use of force by DeKalb police after video of weekend arrest
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/breaking/ct-dekalb-arrest-video-20190830-joxf64e2cjfbdfhnwn5jmv7zaq-story.html

8/30/2019 02:59:00 PM  
Blogger J said...

Scanner app for your cellphone is free or $1.99.

8/30/2019 03:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can only hope he is on Burke’s recordings.

8/30/2019 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Notify the little prick of every paper job...every shoplifter, every burglary, every BS theft call. Fill his inbox every day. Go fuck yourself you bloviated, self-absorbed POS.

#######

Bloviated. Great word. And so appropriate.

8/30/2019 03:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How did englewood get a Latino Aldergoof? Does his kingdom reach all the way to Pilsen?

8/30/2019 03:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The little guy thinks he is really important hahaha!

8/30/2019 03:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lopez is suddenly concerned about crime but he has no problem with the lawlessness of a Sanctuary City. You made it now eat it. ♠️

8/30/2019 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lopez’s Ward was also in the district I worked in and he’s a very “high maintenance” alder creature.

8/30/2019 02:48:00 PM

He is one of many high-maintenance whiny, little bitches. When he isn't whining, he likes being a real dick!

8/30/2019 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So why not bombard him with every call in his ward. Then wait for his response should take a long time, giving you lots of FETAL tome.

8/30/2019 07:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...that night....
the chickie run....
Raymond plunges to his death when the strap on his jacket
sleeve becomes entangled with his door-latch lever
preventing him from exiting the (death) car in time.
Tom Dart peers over the cliff.

8/30/2019 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If El Jeffe Lopez is so worried about being notified about crime here is a newsflash, many of your constituents are criminal illegal aliens. So your job and get to work upholding the Constitution and fix that.

8/30/2019 08:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big Johnson’s Englewoods Activity Dashboard was just launched and is going LIVE !
Every 9-1-1 Service Call is now being documented and memorialized 4EVA.


Huh, wuh, CAPS already does this Mon - Fri 0900-1530 ???
Or wait, maybe it’s on the Daily Watch Log?
DSS will act as CAPS Sgt or cubicle mouse and make appropriate after hours noter’frications.
I hope t'all ain’t telling me these Dashboards are old stat compilations with new names?


Note to AlderCallMeMaybe Lopz:
– When the job of Englewoods District Commandeer opens up (and it should relatively soon) I suggest you apply for that position.
Keep,your part-time jig as AlderDoof and double that income as a Cee-Pee-Dee Dee-Cee. If you can run the 007 as good as the Ward, it could be an added benefit your future pension income in 4 short years. Plus you get all the notifications in real time.
Go see Larry LightLoafer and tell’m SpecialEd & Phfriar Phflakerr sent ya.

8/30/2019 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why can't the house mice in CAPS email and inform the aldermen of all major events in the district or ward ?????

8/30/2019 09:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Put him on the cpic email list. Fuck him.

8/30/2019 06:35:00 AM


Nope, thats what he wants.

It called Law Enforcement Sensitive Information .....and you Cargo Bay Ray....are not Law Enforcement.

8/30/2019 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dead Eye Ray

8/30/2019 10:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

agree with you SCC.
I don’t know if it’s required but my DSS’s and WOL’s used to notify Ald. Office about shootings and homicides.
It really is silly though.

Lopez’s Ward was also in the district I worked in and he’s a very “high maintenance” alder creature.

Yes. It used to be a courteously and a quick e mail to the alderman. Now god forbid if you don’t send that out right away, Lemmer wants the shooting summary out right away, cpic wants a call right away, the watch commander wants info 2 min after u get to the scene blah blah blah Hurry hurry hurry. These SDSC rooms they are so proud of and staffing with coppers and a Sgt should send out any and all this crap. Problem solved. The watch commander may be busy with roll call, trr’s Etc. SDSC across the city should be in charge of any thing that needs to be sent out or anyone who needs to be notified on all watches. But this guy is something else

8/30/2019 11:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From 2017. What ever happened to this goof ? https://chicago.cbslocal.com/tag/eugene-ciardullo/

8/30/2019 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Englewood for how small it is 55-75th Ryan -Hamilton has FIVE (5) Aldermen FIVE who have carved that place up (no one deserves the whole thing). Lopez’s has a small sliver but wants to bash police on tv and social media. Ray - you barely won reelection and had to go to a run off. Grow up

Maybe Kenny was up your ass. But he’s got his own problems now -

8/31/2019 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Alderman is fucking lying!

I personally emailed this fool a moment ago and informed him on two breaking issues about his jurisdiction:
(a) His ward is a rats-nest
(b) He is ugly

Now he is up to date!
He gets the news he needs when he needs it. Let it not be said otherwise!

8/31/2019 03:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I carried a torch for Raymond for years

8/30/2019 01:17:00 PM

What cured it? Lobotomy?

8/31/2019 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Put him on the cpic email list. Fuck him.

8/30/2019 06:35:00 AM

Too much sensitive info. How about the media notifications. Since this is all for show and attention, that sounds about right.

8/31/2019 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well since the alderman's office is in charge of disbursing services that are funded by the city to the alderman, then that leaves the police out. Our budget is direct from city hall and not your office. As someone already mentioned "stay in your lane", we do not work for you sir, and the commander does not answer to you. However because of your position we will show you the respect you deserve.

8/31/2019 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lopez has a small portion of West Englewood, not Englewood.

8/31/2019 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would Lopez fear Englewood? His Brighton Park, Back of the Yards, Chicago Lawn and West Englewood ward is similar to Englewood.

8/31/2019 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there a difference between the caps and alderman s office? Same same..

8/31/2019 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you notify us each time you get a raise and accept money under the table.

8/31/2019 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
How did englewood get a Latino Aldergoof? Does his kingdom reach all the way to Pilsen?

8/30/2019 03:34:00 PM

Ya may want to look. The demographics on the west end is getting verrrrry Latino.

8/31/2019 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why can't the house mice in the CAPS office give the aldermen a daily email and information about major events in the district?????? Problem solved. Notified!

8/31/2019 11:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The alderman getting involved in police operations....reminds me of when former 44th Ward Alderman Bernie Hanson used to ride around the 19th and 23rd district trolling for whores in his Lincoln with the WARD44 license plate. Story had it that Bernie had his wallet stolen when his pants were down around his ankles and one of the local ladies lifted it while slobbering on his meat stick. He'd march into the 019th district desk with the whore in tow and bark to the desk personnel, "Lock her up". To which the desk folks would hand him a case report, an arrest report and a set of complaints. This shit went on for a couple weeks until the tac team stopped his car with his kid driving it and found some illegal substances. Back then we hoped they'd Article 36 his Lincoln. Just never happened. Fast forward to Alderman Lopez who spends his leisure hours with his husband. Yeah, times have changed.

9/01/2019 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mexicans are pushing the blacks out of Englewood and Marquette Park
It is time every neighborhood receives equal police protection
unfair property tax , tax should be the same for all single family homes that occupy the same square footage of land . Example 25x125 ft lot $3,000 a year , under 30x125 ft lot $3300 , over 30 under 35x125ft lot $4,000 , under 40ft lot $4300
40-45x125 Ft lot $5,000 and keep increasing price . We all pay for Garbage collection Thank you Rahm . We all pay triple for water from years prior to 2011 , again thank you rahm , street cleaning , street lights , police , fire is what we are paying for and it should be equal . 911 tax by most that never use it , ones using it have free phones from Obama .

9/01/2019 02:23:00 PM  

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