Monday, September 02, 2019

Butcher's Bill So Far

Chicago blew past the thirty-casualty mark in short order:
  • Sunday 6:00p Stupidity Tally: 9 killed, 24 wounded [corrected]
And after tonight, well past forty we're sure (weather permitting).

UPDATE: Forty on the nose - 9 and 31 - with all of Monday to go.

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75 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t worry .... crime will still be down I guarantee it !

9/02/2019 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had 10 and 42...C'mon Seabiscuit!!!!!!!

9/02/2019 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never enough. Let the bodies pile up. Let the vile vermin hood rats kill each other at an exponential rate, so there are fewer of them to travel to decent neighborhoods to rape and pillage. I hope 100 piece of shit gangbanging dope dealing burglarizing robbing raping filthbags are shot dead next weekend. It doesn’t affect the decent people - except that with the termination of their welfare benefits maybe we can have tax dollars to spend on things for us instead of their free rides and scams.

9/02/2019 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot doesn't have to worry. The mass shooting in Texas will keep the Chicago death toll out of the news. That shooter was a white man and he used an "evil assault weapon."

9/02/2019 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Black Lives (Don't) Matter?

9/02/2019 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


The city of Chicago is a shit show.

9/02/2019 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Chicago is not Texas. Shootings happened in inner city areas. No single shooter is accountable for all wounded/killed. THIS DOES NOT COUNT. No nationwide coverage nor outrage will result from this" ~ The Liberal Media



9/02/2019 02:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Butcher's Bill So Far"

Wait until you get the tab from the Baker and Candlestick Maker... More fun to come!

9/02/2019 02:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, but targeting ability wanes as the weekend drags on. You don't see any headshots on a monday. but a few more "wrong targets."

9/02/2019 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our loyal ‘news’ stations assured the general public that the city is safe. We’ve been fed stats proclaiming that for the month of August, ‘Shootings, carjackings, Red Line mayhem, stabbing, retail theft, iPhone stealings, etc. are down, down, down...’

9/02/2019 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6pm Sunday, not Saturday.

9/02/2019 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Denying time due and cancelling all those days off really made a difference.

9/02/2019 06:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Incredible marksmanship so far.

9/02/2019 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But crime is down from last year. So why don't I feel any safer?

9/02/2019 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My pick was 8 dead 57 maimed. Guess I'm out.

9/02/2019 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, thank you for your tireless work for ALL coppers. Your dedication is astounding. Happy Labor Day.

9/02/2019 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Jackass should do time of day statistics.

9/02/2019 08:26:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

Per HeyJackass the 8:00am Stupidity Tally is: 9 killed, 31 wounded, and there's still all of today to go.

The odd thing is I haven't heard anything in the 'mainstream media' about this carnage. They keep reporting about 'something some guy did' (as the Terrorist friendly Ilhan Omar would put it) down in Texas.

9/02/2019 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just when you thought the "community" didnt care... it shows that it does. The city will claim that it is still below 2016 numbers.

9/02/2019 09:16:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Team GSCO (Ghetto Self Cleaning Oven) just doin’ what it do.

Maybe 2,000 “extra cops” for the next warm holiday weekend?

What say YOU, Larry LightLoafer? How’s about YOU Special Ed?

9/02/2019 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The end of summer tet offensive

9/02/2019 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Flood the Zone, Increased Presence, Mutual Aid from State Troopers, Cancel Days Off... It's all BULLSHIT!

Nothing is going to change until felons are treated like felons. Nothing is going to change in a sanctuary city. Nothing is going to change with $1,000 bail set for repeat firearms offenders. It's a lawless city.

Get out before your paycheck is taxed to death and before your real estate values drop any further.

Chicago is suffering from a systemic infection that will kill its host sooner than later.

9/02/2019 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are these useless white shirts doing about
these shootings ? Oh yeah, how about a post shooting
mission! How dumb is that. Remember, your loved one
could be driving by when these fools start shooting .

9/02/2019 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[rant]

Uh, where are the peace marches, interstate shutdowns, and cries for people to lose their jobs?!

... oh ... right... business as usual as it doesn't fit an agenda. Surely, someone cares about these deaths :/

[/rant]

9/02/2019 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got 10 kia's and 48 wounded, think i'm going 2 win!

9/02/2019 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t worry Eddie Johnson will be home soon and he knows it. Take a look at the department directives. There are now updates on there in which the only thing that has been updated was his name. Normally when there are updates the new section is underlined and in italics and then whoever is the sup at that time has their name put on the updated one. They are now updating orders in which the only change is his name. McCarthy did the same thing when he say the writing on the wall. These self important people want to attach their name to everything on the way out the door to inflate their ego into thinking they actually accomplish something. Kind of like politicians plastering their name on every little infrastructure project.

He has been given to heads up his time is over

9/02/2019 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9 x KIA
31 x WIA

That's almost a quarter of those hit that died. Much higher than what we'd see in the Sandbox. Chicago is doing well if you ask me.

9/02/2019 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t worry be Happy, We Just Funnin In the Hood, no Rules In gangsta City.

9/02/2019 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many died from drug overdose this weekend , they should count .
Drug dealers are rarely sentenced to jail or kept in jail .

9/02/2019 12:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A spike in poverty?

9/02/2019 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The butcher, the baker the statistical maker.
The scales of justice are a bit off kilter.
The analytical meatloaf of statistical entrails ain’t exactly what they appear and it’s still being sold as choice cuts.
The butcher is a liar. The baker is cooking the books for the analytics (GrootStat) maker.

What’s on tap to hamper the 100 Day Historic celebrations:

There’s still that Saturday in Englewoods double-kilt shooting of 5 that will likely see some community adjudication action right quick.
Run-of-the-mill Lawndales and Austins score settling always ongoing.
Undetermined and still in the cooler under coronership review is that couple of floaters found in Bubbly Creek, lack of angler apparatus or watercraft indicates non-maritime incursion.

The 1,000 man/woman Flood the Zone™️ and the costly overtime for the non-productively cardboard cutout brigade.
No holiday weekend community activist marchings with bullhorn revRunts, they’re all quiet and uninterested.
Anyone notice the absence from any pre-holiday podium or the Best August since 2011 announcement there was no talk about a Riccio Roundup like SpecialEd touted on Memorial Day weekend and mid-week 4th of July hollerdays?

Can’t be the fault of the Historic 100 Days mayor or a almost 3.5 year Right Man for the Right Time™️ StupidIntended.
Gotta be someone else, more colonial, so out of touch with 21st Century policy.

Reckoning Accountability Tuesday (RAT) the 3rd of September, that day I’ll always remember...
Who gets the brought before the Groot Commission?

9/02/2019 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the Murder Mayor in town for the Labor Day weekend killing and maiming or did she flee the city to the safety of the New England area again. Since she took over in the first 100 days she's spent more time in east and the west coast more than in Murder City. Especially on weekends. She doesn't want her wife and child expose to such hot violence I her city. That transparency they should not see.

Its always comforting to the Community to see the leader of Murder City leading from behind, like another Democratic Socialist leader - our former President. Interesting enough, he too, bought 29 acres of prime beach front property in Marth's Vineyard. Many socialists really like the east coast. Guess all want a front row seat to watch climate change and the oceans rise and flood their beach front property and homes. All in the next twelve years.

Anyway, I guess it's better to be anywhere than Murder City. Remember boys and girls "crime is down" so says Special Ed. Never mind the news clips of murder, mayhem, rape, robbery, rip in', run in' and gun in'. Crime is down. repeat again, crime is down. Now that we're all safe and secure, let's all go for a ride on the Red Line and visit and make new friends. Don't forget your cell phones.

Stay safe "Blue Line", stay safe.

9/02/2019 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

....So Far
Yeah, right!
Just type: Latest mass into search
and your search engine will bring up "shooting"
as one of the possible choices.
It's come to that.

9/02/2019 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where are the black lives matter people?

Oh, that’s right, only when the police shoot.


aclu, nothin to say?

Can’t sue the shooters....sorry.


jesse jackson?

Sorry, no money to be made.



Apparently it is ok for people of color to kill each other.

Just so long as it’s not the “man”.

9/02/2019 01:55:00 PM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

Magnificent work from our amazing Police Officers! Know many casually but really wish I could have an Officer as a good friend! You are the BEST of the BEST!!!

9/02/2019 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bonds for everybody. Per Judge Robyn Steele.you know

9/02/2019 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous SCC SUPPORTER FROM CT said...

I need a "Seattle Slew" pun intended

I have 10/60

I paid u the Chicago way Chalkie

Cmon, Help me out will ya lol

9/02/2019 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do the 9 dead include the persons killed in a stabbing and deliberate runover with a motor vehicle?

9/02/2019 04:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does the total count the double digit amount of top heavy amount of bosses about to get DUMPED as Department is restructured. Get ready for the crying games!

9/02/2019 04:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retiring in 2 years. Don't give a rats ass!

9/02/2019 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a toy rifle that shoots out a cork on a string. Can you tell me when's the next gun turn in? I need to turn in three more BB guns so I'll have enough gift cards to buy a real gun.

9/02/2019 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heavy police presence, LOL.

No disrespect but it's a jungle out there.

9/02/2019 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What we have here is...... Fai!ure to communicate!!!

And, yeah, dat is a kick in da head!!!

To flee or not to flee?

Not you too, Brutus!!!?!!!!!

Yep. Ya fucked up. Ya trusted me......

9/02/2019 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those laying on a slab in the morgue must really appreciate all the words of encouragement regarding a reduction in crime from Groot and her Johnson.

9/02/2019 05:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The farmers this year had a shortage of corn due to weather. How do we not have a shortage of yoots yet? That's right never weather related.

9/02/2019 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do the 9 dead include the persons killed in a stabbing and deliberate runover with a motor vehicle?

That is a death investigation and traffic crash, now keep quiet!

9/02/2019 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I picked ten, remember that!

9/02/2019 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What ever the numbers it will not be enough. Triple widgets would only be a good start. The only good banger is a dead banger.

9/02/2019 06:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

End crime in Chicago
Death penalty for drug dealers , rapists , aggravated battery with a firearm , knife and murder .
Crime will be down 75% within two years .

9/02/2019 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sunday 9/1
12:00a ER Walk-in @ Stich-N-Go, M/28

Just where is the Stich-N-Go? And, come to think of it, Where does the Stich-N-Go?

Asking for a friend...

9/02/2019 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The new Tac Lt in 011 will take care of everything.

9/02/2019 07:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the corrupt media can't pin these shootin's on a White Extremists it don't count.

9/02/2019 08:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Hey Jackass should do time of day statistics.

I was just looking for that stat on the site. HJA please add! I’ll make a donation!

9/02/2019 08:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yummy was purposed to kill Jussie Smollett but shit
got in the way. Trust me.

9/02/2019 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just saw Groot on WGN news in her finest Labor Day lid. She says the youths need job opportunities and a way out of the hood. How about starting with fathers in the homes?

9/02/2019 09:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This depatment is filled with self-absorbed pompous asshole bosses who have never so much as made a felony arrest in throughout their entire careers. What a fuckin shame.

9/02/2019 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Civilian CPD Devotee said...
Magnificent work from our amazing Police Officers! Know many casually but really wish I could have an Officer as a good friend! You are the BEST of the BEST!!!
9/02/2019 02:54:00 PM

I'll be your friend, but I expect you to buy most of the beers!

9/02/2019 09:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And no one saw anything. everyone outside saying we all family, no one around

9/02/2019 11:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice weekend Groot.

9/03/2019 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good buys can be had in the hood.
Just look for someone standing near his car trunk.

9/03/2019 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard Chalkie is going to be taking some R&R come Tuesday.

9/03/2019 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back in day the ASA worked with us to put criminals in prison for crimes. Now they not even follow the State of Illinois Criminal Law Statutes. One convection for theft, upgrades the offence retail theft to a felony, not in cook county. 10 is needed accorded to the felony review. HOW IS JKM FOXX ABLE TO CHANGE THE STAUTE IN ILLIONIOS CRIMINAL LAW WITHOUT BEING A LEGISLATIVE MEMBER OF GOVERNMENT? FYI battery on the public way or licensed place i.e. bar, restaurant, business is a felony. Call it in to felony review, get a name and denial and put in on the arrestee report.

9/03/2019 02:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
How many died from drug overdose this weekend , they should count .
Drug dealers are rarely sentenced to jail or kept in jail .
9/02/2019 12:21:00 PM

https://www.zerohedge.com/health/americans-spent-nearly-150-billion-illegal-drugs-last-year

Too much money all about the Benjamin's!

9/03/2019 03:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

are we suppose to care? let the shit show continue.

9/03/2019 04:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did any innocent people get shot? That is the only people of such numbers I would care about,

Tis a dam shame , no pure civilization with ethics would have with this chit.

9/03/2019 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My great grandfather, grandfather, and dad who helped build Chicago would be totally ashamed of how democrats, the ghetto rats, along with a communist media have ruined a once great city.From a former veteran, and former resident of Chicago.

9/03/2019 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemme guess, Groot, Johnson? “Its unacceptable.”

Right? Isn’t that what you’re gonna say?

9/03/2019 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Groot doesn't have to worry. The mass shooting in Texas will keep the Chicago death toll out of the news. That shooter was a white man and he used an "evil assault weapon."


9/02/2019 12:44:00 AM

Was watching Fox News network and they did a teaser before a commercial break about the shooting in Texas and the shootings in Chicago. I had to leave before the story came on. It probably was the only news channel that mentions Chicago?

9/03/2019 07:46:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I hope Mayor BugEyes enjoyed Lee Smith Day at Wrigley Field. I will bet a pitcher of my famous white wine spritzers that someone had to explain to her who Lee Smith is.I

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

9/03/2019 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Caught Heather Macdonald (author of the War on Cops) on Fox National news last night. She spoke of the murders in Chicago over the Labor Day weekend. Why doesn't the media cover these crimes? Because they are black on black crimes. The kind that don't fit their agenda. Which is? When a white policeman shoots a black man is the only time they will air those shootings.

9/03/2019 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Back in day the ASA worked with us to put criminals in prison for crimes. Now they not even follow the State of Illinois Criminal Law Statutes. One convection for theft, upgrades the offence retail theft to a felony, not in cook county. 10 is needed accorded to the felony review. HOW IS JKM FOXX ABLE TO CHANGE THE STAUTE IN ILLIONIOS CRIMINAL LAW WITHOUT BEING A LEGISLATIVE MEMBER OF GOVERNMENT? FYI battery on the public way or licensed place i.e. bar, restaurant, business is a felony. Call it in to felony review, get a name and denial and put in on the arrestee report.


Been going on for decades. Battery on a public way is a felony and never has been approved by ASA. That’s been going on forever and putting an ASA name on the report doesn’t change anything

9/03/2019 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie got Monday off?

9/03/2019 01:37:00 PM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

To the Officer who would like to be my friend; Absolutely! I'll buy the beers...and dinner too! :-)

9/03/2019 02:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Back in day the ASA worked with us to put criminals in prison for crimes. Now they not even follow the State of Illinois Criminal Law Statutes. One convection for theft, upgrades the offence retail theft to a felony, not in cook county. 10 is needed accorded to the felony review. HOW IS JKM FOXX ABLE TO CHANGE THE STAUTE IN ILLIONIOS CRIMINAL LAW WITHOUT BEING A LEGISLATIVE MEMBER OF GOVERNMENT? FYI battery on the public way or licensed place i.e. bar, restaurant, business is a felony. Call it in to felony review, get a name and denial and put in on the arrestee report.


Been going on for decades. Battery on a public way is a felony and never has been approved by ASA. That’s been going on forever and putting an ASA name on the report doesn’t change anything

9/03/2019 10:08:00 AM

How is she able to? Simple She is the elected ASA and her office decides which cases to pursue. FBI, DOJ all do it. Nothing new
It’s always been that way with the ASA office. Doesn’t the ASA decide if they want to pursue a rape case? Surely it’s not the victim

9/04/2019 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kimmeasha ran on a put LEO in jail
free the dope boys

9/05/2019 04:02:00 PM  

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