Predict the Mayhem in the "Zone"
Time for the semi-regular, "Predict the Holiday Weekend Body Count Extravaganza!"
Rules are as follows:
Rules are as follows:
- Clock starts ticking at 1700 hours today
- Clock stops at midnight, Monday night - 79 hours later
As usual, only the numbers from HeyJackass.com will be accepted - they are usually finalized around Tuesday morning.
Nice mix of weather on tap - a few warm days, a few rainy cool ones, and the added bonus of settling all summer grudges before school starts on Tuesday. Keep an eye on the west side.
A list of available side wageres is available at our Indiana Sports Book betting locations. We'll set the over/under at eight dead, thirty-seven maimed.
Nice mix of weather on tap - a few warm days, a few rainy cool ones, and the added bonus of settling all summer grudges before school starts on Tuesday. Keep an eye on the west side.
A list of available side wageres is available at our Indiana Sports Book betting locations. We'll set the over/under at eight dead, thirty-seven maimed.
posted by SCC at 7:01 AM
144 Comments:
It's a lock--FILLMORE!
Let the games begin!!
6/42
I predict an even ton, 2000 pounds of murder meat. That's 100 toes, 100 fingers, 10 noses, 1 pile of people.
Yada... Yada... Yada...
47 shot
11 dead
Keep the line moving!
We Are All Replaceable
10 dead - 45 wounded
6 Killed and 15 wounded by firearms
+ 2 for other weapons.
14 deaths, 51 shot and stabbed
Let's see if they are able to keep the line moving.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
12 and 39.
Weather is gonna be too nice for any big numbers.
Do you want to know why people (folks) have no faith in the Cook County judicial system? Here is another example of non-Cook County justice: https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/breaking/ct-former-oak-brook-man-sex-assault-guilty-20190830-njbqvmufzfb5bo2cs6hqj22f4i-story.html
75 years for child sexual assault. Think that would happen in Cook?
Just like felony murder for the jagoff carjackers in Lake, the counties around Cook are not playing. So, what do you think dude will do? Venture over the county lines, or keep pushing victims in front of el trains?
Maybe Groot will point her bony little finger at “the black and brown people” and demand a reckoning? Seriously, she pointed like a mean little bitch through the entire speech, like she was lecturing us because we are too stupid to understand the city is more than broke. Stop treating everyone like you are the smartest person in the room and just tolerating us. Maybe if you shut your mouth and listened to people (or folks), you’d educate your ignorant ass.
Morale will be the first thing killed
Way over 80 / 15. Only a few will be Real Victims. I pray it's only a few. The others that get wacked are just part of the Hood Rats.
over on both dead and wounded
how many deaths from drug overdoses so far this year ?
drug dealers = non violent criminals to democrats
pray the dead and wounded are all players in the drug market and gangs
no innocent bystanders
Police Officers be careful out there
lights & sirens to every call , drive slow obey all traffic signals , no left of center or blowing stop signs , red lights , get to call safe .
Back each other up on Traffic ,Domestics , wait for your back up a block from call
Blue Lives Matter
Shame on Lori , Special Ed for cancelling days off to protect Gangs , Union must demand triple time for every day off cancelled in the next contract
get the cowards back on the street , bet there are more cowards today than when that he/she tiny dancer said 1,000 desk officers were assigned from desk to street duty , it was All Bull crap
You've got an extra day, and pretty good weather. 12 dead, 50 wounded.
I wonder if we can match it downstate? Add up all the carnage in Champaign/Urbana, Danville, Decatur, Springfield, Peoria, East St Louis and to a lesser extent southern IL. I betting we see 4 killed and 20 shot.
Where will the Murder Mayor spend her Labor Day weekend. Will she stay in Murder City and cast her shadow on Dude, Inc. or flee to her New England home in the Northeast. By fleeing the City, Groot leaves the crime ridden South and West sides in the fine hands of the Master Crime Fighter, Special Ed. What could possibly go wrong.
Flood? How about doosch the zone? It seems to better describe the action and purpose of the maneuver.
Will our illustrious mayor be in her city for the festivities or will she leave town for safer places.
15 Dead 45 maimed
11 dead. 41 wounded.
Let's go!
Does the mayor’s wife celebrate the holidays with the folks or does she prefer to get out of town until the carnage is over.
They are all excited with seeing their friends at school after a long summer so I’m going with 8 killed and 51 wounded.
26 killed, 237 wounded, Scoot calls emergency accountability meeting on Labor Day.
48 shot 9 dead.
I bet we won't break any records but the carnage will be high. I wonder how many of these killings are related social media and "rapping". The last generation of homicide dicks would probably be stumped on some of today's killings.
9 dead. 47 wounded
“We'll set the over/under at eight dead, thirty-seven maimed.”
Jesus! What is wrong with you people???!!! How can you say something like that???...
... We’re hoping The Ghetto Self Cleaning Oven makes a mockery your numbers, sees your bet and doubles down.
Doesn't matter. It's the popo's fault either way. The narrative from city hall will be, "If you raciss poleeeeece were doing your jobs and arresting criminals, there would be no violence."
I have no idea why any of these young guys are still out hustling. It's laughable to watch them because I know it's only a matter of time before they step on their dicks.
If last night is any indication of the weekend then it will be quiet. It was low key and calm yesterday. Plus early this morning they had a sweep and round up hitting over 80 targets with state and federal warrants. Normally quiets things down in certain spots. I say 6 dead, 44 shot.
My girlfriend at HQ says 7 dead 32 shot. Dic class this fall, heard it here first
7 dirt naps/35 with new holes and free medical expenses.
Bound to be some big parties by rented airbnb suburban pools to bring down shittcago count and upside suburban count.
Or naybe they'll be too busy attending funerals. Think the community will ever wake up and come something other thsn a drain?
Gee, if they told the truth, their "how I spent my summer" writing assignments would be great crime solvers tips....
13 dead and 34 wounded
7/43.
Gotta set the over/under lines with a ".5" in order to eliminate ties.
53 shot/7 shot dead.
12 dead. 45 wounded.
A FOIA is pending with the department for information from yesterday's gun stat meeting at HQ, and one for department dealings regarding people with revoked FOID cards. Once the results are back from yesterday's gun stat, you won't have to wish to be a fly on the wall, because even with the attendant FOIA restrictions a lot is gonna come out. It really isn't hard to figure out what's hidden under redactions.
Hey SCC,
For those looking judge future performance based on past results, here are the final totals from past Labor Day weekends:
2018: 11 killed, 21 wounded
2017: 7 killed, 40 wounded
2016: 13 killed, 53 wounded
2015: 10 killed, 46 wounded
2014: 7 killed, 36 wounded
2013: 12 killed, 27 wounded
The only caveat to the above is that our timeframe included Friday afternoons and Tuesday morning overtime sessions.
May the odds be forever in your favor.
-WHT
13 killed and 90 shot.
Eight and thirty seven sounds like it's ripe for a push!
Due to Barbecues and Hennessy
54 shot. 7 Dead
Da Pelon
Get ready. Get set. BANG!
Stay safe.
Ralph Papa Thorson Says:
The only thing I can predict is that the Democrat Politicians that have run the City of Chicago and Crook County into the Ground for numerous decades will once again have much blood on their hands, and a bunch of the usual excuses for their abysmal failure in controlling the non-stop violence of Chicago-land, due to their constant leftist politicking instead of doing what is right, and getting some substantial results for a change, instead of interfering with their Police, and their usual feeble Politician pencil-logic type excuses.
CPD and the rest of the Chicagoland Law Enforcement Agencies, Stay Safe, Call for Backups, Duck and Cover always. Do it to them before they do it to you. But best of all to not get involved if at all possible, due to the horrendous Political Climate and abject peril the Leftocrat Apparatchik Democlown Politicians have placed you all in, with no consideration for you, your fellow Officers, or your families, only just concerned in their Leftist Political Agenda and keeping power and control for themselves.
The easily manipulated Big Johnson’s Back-2-Skrool Shoot Out Dashboard, the tried and true SSL Dashboard, Already Bonded Out Riccio RoundUps and Dumb Luck™️ - every Merit is on board. The Summer of Ed is coming to and end and their numbers have to speak volumes for the anticipated Reckoning of All Reckonings.
10 shot kil’t & 79 lead fil’t.
Has the order come out for 2nd Watch to top off the vehicle gas tanks before the end of the tour yet?
Have the House Mouse Contingencies been activated?
Dets in uniform?
Has HQ rearrange and set up the dozens of guns’ recovery tables in the multimedia room?
Has ERPS been notified, has their big-assed truck been seen yet unloading discreet crates and wheeling them into the multimedia room?
I give a flying fuck.
Only number I give a fuck about is the cost of retiree health insurance.
33 fuckin years, almost to 55.
11/47
I’m going to go low this year. Chance of rain, cooler temps....5/39
11 killed
72 wounded
+-3
I predict an increase in multiple shooter incidents.
I’ll put 50 matchsticks on 10 eliminations & 60 counts of lead poisoning
GO CHALKIE !!
Stay safe out there brothers & sisters
5 killed, 30 shot....make that 40 shot
My guess-8 Dead/57 wounded.
I'm going 2 go with 10kia's and 48wia, it's going 2 happen!
I sincerely wish you guys the best of luck this weekend. Keep your head on a swivel. Remember, Cops like you DO have friends, unfortunately, none of them live in the neighborhoods that you patrol the most.
I'm going to call it 9 dead and 97 wounded. In case of a "tie breaker"? I'll say two multiple shootings, a 6 er and a 4 banger. Austin is going to "take it all" this weekend.
For this weekends Groot Shoot, I'm going with the over. I'll go with 9 shot 56 wounded,if no rain, 70 + shot.
Hello, my name is Porter and I work for CBP....
Rules are as follows:
Clock starts ticking at 1700 hours today
Clock stops at midnight, Monday night - 79 hours later
SCC why does the clock start at 1700 hrs when most taxpayers are getting off work, contrary to the savage lifestyle that kills 24 hrs a day...
I am curious of the number as well. I hope the city has enough cops on the street to cover the mayhem that will unfold this weekend. I hope this hiring freeze will be released soon so that good, qualified cops will be hired and diligently work the streets.
9 killed, 51 shot.
5 / 33
10 and 42... Should be good shooting weather unless it's windy...
i just want arbitration...............
nobody is held accountable, same shit show, same bat channel.
87 shot, 17 dead.
A lot of unfinished westside conflicts, nice weather, nice evenings, and we are due for some double digits, 10 and 38.
42 wounded
8 take the dirt nap
Gimme 50 toothpick parley on both overs!
what if a few get unplugged after tuesday. do they count?
#organdonersmatter
10 and 51
4-3fers
2-4fers
1-5fers
6 dead 48 wounded
127. Yes, that's right, one-hundred and twenty-seven shot over the holiday weekend. 24 KIA
7 K's, 52 winged, and one knucklehead will be a self inflicted, while trying to stuff his gun into "his brothers pants-is-is" while running from police.
12 body bags and 47 for the surgeons to practice on.
over on both dead and wounded
how many deaths from drug overdoses so far this year ?
drug dealers = non violent criminals to democrats
pray the dead and wounded are all players in the drug market and gangs
no innocent bystanders
Police Officers be careful out there
lights & sirens to every call , drive slow obey all traffic signals , no left of center or blowing stop signs , red lights , get to call safe .
Back each other up on Traffic ,Domestics , wait for your back up a block from call
Blue Lives Matter
Shame on Lori , Special Ed for cancelling days off to protect Gangs , Union must demand triple time for every day off cancelled in the next contract
get the cowards back on the street , bet there are more cowards today than when that he/she tiny dancer said 1,000 desk officers were assigned from desk to street duty , it was All Bull crap
8/30/2019 08:42:00 AM
More inside now than before.
14/43
I think someone needs to have Groot delineate the boundaries of said “zone”...... or would that be racist?
9/41
Frizzy
Heh...
It's Friday.
Has the legendary Fat-Man been spotted yet?
How many killed this weekend are registered republicans i set the over/under at 0
Warriors,come out and playeeeeeee!
I want ZERO Officers / Troupers hurt.
Be careful out there, for all our sakes.
Congressman Danny Kenyatta Davis always says the west side is the best side.
I predict 100 wounded in 011 and 015 each.
I’m going a little low this weekend. Gut feeling. 6 killed. 32 maimed.
With stringent gun laws and severe penalties by prosecutors from the CCSAO I predict a shooting free Labor Day weekend.
SCC why does the clock start at 1700 hrs when most taxpayers are getting off work, contrary to the savage lifestyle that kills 24 hrs a day...
8/30/2019 01:53:00 PM
And, the street que's and gatherings do not end promptly at midnight.
What about the end being 0400 hours on Tuesday?
12 and 54
38, 9, and to complete the parlay, 2 mass shootings with at least 4 hit in each.
10 in the hole
45 with holes
5 boxes of missed targets (250)
0 shot and 0 dead.
I believe in the glass is full approach things. (Or would that be glass is empty)?
Ill say 40 shot, and 10 win the room temperature challenge. Look for Red Line violence and some downtown 'youth' activity on monday, get one last attempt before skoo on tuesday....
45 & 9
We had this in NY a few years ago where everyone would guess the carnage of the West Indian Day parade. Media got wind of it and it was bigger news the actual shooting and killings. Go figure.
Fake Prosecutor Kim Foxx Fucks Up Prosecution Of Murderer Who Shot And Killed Victim Under CTA Tracks In Lake View – CWB Chicago
http://www.cwbchicago.com/2019/08/lakeview-homicide-trial-ends-with.html
Cook County Board President Toni Preckwinkle And State’s Attorney Kim Foxx’s COOK COUNTY CARJACKAPALOOZA — Man Carjacks, Assaults 61 Year Old Woman In Harwood Heights Portillo’s Drive-Thru: Police – WBBM AM 780 News Radio Chicago, Norridge-Harwood Heights News
https://wbbm780.radio.com/carjacking-harwood-heights-portillos-drive-thru
https://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/norridge/ct-nhh-harwood-heights-carjacking-tl-0905-20190830-d7ewvg6tlbcvhgeifzvje2twzi-story.html#nt=oft-Double%20Chain~Feed-Driven%20Flex%20Feature~section-a~stories-a~~1~yes-art~automated~curatedpage
Update: Juvenile Charged With Violent Attack Near CTA Bryn Mawr Red Line Station – CWB Chicago
http://www.cwbchicago.com/2019/08/update-juvenile-charged-with-violent.html
Lightfoot says "you cant keep taxing high income earning people. It's not right or fair." Wow..... kinda surprised to hear a that. Kudos, ma'am.
Anonymous said...
i just want arbitration............…
Same deal as the Teachers with us being allowed back into Social Security!
6 dead 28 shot , take it to the bank, crime is down.
7/36
Oxy O.D.s
Too little, too late
Sackler family trying to end run court settlements
by bankrupting Purdue Pharma
This is the enemy. The wealthy, their lawyers, their scams.
In addition to Chinese fentanyl (that's U.S. State Department stuff)
Bubblehead is holding all the wagers in a safe place, no need to worry about getting paid.
And the beat goes on........
ummm... what do i win?
72 shot.
15 dead..
I remember when SAOs had a monthly pool at 26th Street, based on total tonnage of convicted perps. I found out when I asked why one of the ASAOs was whooping it up at the office. They told me he just got a conviction on a 400pound perp which put him over the top!
15 retired from bangin'
57 on injured reserve
I'm going with the under. 7 and 35.
A decrease in the increase.
And I have more questions than answers Mr.Potato hEaD.
What about stabbings?
Lightfoot says "you cant keep taxing high income earning people. It's not right or fair." Wow..... kinda surprised to hear a that. Kudos, ma'am.
8/30/2019 08:16:00 PM
Yah, but the popo will be considered middle earning people and will have the shit taxed out of them.
Not a cop but I work for the city and we have a Ghoul Pool, too.
About 20 of us put $5 in.
My over/under is 6 dead, 32 shot.
Don't think the shooting numbers will be that high.
All the shootings over the last few years has lead to a thinning of the hunting stock. The streets are no longer such a target rich environment.
I have a cousin who works in 022 and a friend who works in 020. They tell me that all this nonsense about shootings and murders is fake news. I'm going with 2 shot and 1 fatality.
10 killed / 50 shot
Be safe out there. Let the self-cleaning oven work its magic.
O/T: Hate to gloat, but my stock investments in body bag manufacturers
have paid off handsomely over the past few years.
13 and 37
OT: I heard that their is well over 2,000 people unaccounted for and missing by the Cook County Sheriff’s Office. They cut or disabled the monitoring equipment. No one knows their wear abouts. Why is there not any News on this. Especially with another crime ridden holiday!
Amazonians have to worry about getting burned. Floridians have to worry about getting smushed by a hurricane. Chicagoans have to worry about getting shot while walking down the street eating an ice cream cone. I have us coming in a little light this weekend but Dolton should pick up the slack.
87shot, 16dead
So far quiet as can be
7 at room temperature, 39 ventilated but still holding a body temperature in the 90s.
Over on both, way over.
40 shot, 5 killed, 10 shot in the junk
What ever the final numbers are they will not be nearly enough. The higher the better. Triple did gets in both categories would only be a good start. That self cleaning is getting over filled. Good shooting.
Once Chicago gets sports betting this could be the number one play every week. Heyjackass could be the official numbers. Would never trust official CPD or city numbers they would cook the books to make a few extra dollars.
Anonymous said...
5 killed, 30 shot....make that 40 shot
8/30/2019 12:47:00 PM
5+30=40?
93 shot, 35 dead.
Happy Labor Day!
24 shot 3 dead
6-66
Groot: 0
“Community”: 100
So with all these deaths each weekend, the job market must be looking pretty good.
At 8am Saturday Heyjackass listed 3 dead and 6 wounded. Off to a good start. It's nice to see people predict such high totals, it shows there is still a bit of optimism left after all.
2 dead / 200 shot
Morale will be the first thing killed
8/30/2019 08:21:00 AM
Private Morale was shot at sunrise years ago.
The firing squad consisted of Privates D. Aldermen, A. Mayor, S.J. Warriors, B.L. Matters, F. De Poleece, T. Bune, S. Times, D. Merritts, D. Mocrats and B. Liberal. The squad was commamded by Captain D. Spare.
Regardless of their numbers, I pray that our LEO's remain unscathed.
So far quiet as can be
8/31/2019 03:21:00 AM
3 goners, 6 wounded..Since Friday at 9 pm.
48 with holes and only 18 off or under the earth.
Quiet so far
11 and 44. Betting on increased accuracy and more deadly intent.
11/37
Dime Store (5 & 10) as of early Sunday morning.
2 years till retirement. I really don't give a flying fuck !
Ralph Papa Thorson Says:
Hate to say it, but all of you Officers who aren't already had better start realizing that you are in a Combat Zone, at times as bad or worse than Afghanistan, Iraq, Africa, etc. Just a Stone Cold Fact, - No Longer an Opinion. Stay Safe, Troops. Don't get yourselves killed or injured over Bullshit. Wait, Wait, Wait, ,,, for the Cavalry to arrive, and let the Supervisors make the decisions when at all possible. Let them earn their big paychecks.
what's the body count ? victims hit by stray bullets ?
I was 11 and 42
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