Monday, January 27, 2020

Bad January

HeyJackass.com has Chicago at 29 homicides so far.

There's also one brain dead in the hospital and at least one "death investigation."

It's the worst January in five years.

Any guesses if the Department holds the monthly "Crime is down!" press conference this week?

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25 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Minimum 2 death investigations. The same night of the body in the trunk in 11 there was a body on fire in a backyard also in 11 that never hit the news

1/27/2020 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This definitely proves that Global Warming/Climate Change thing because if it were actually a typical Chicago winter, the shitheads would be inside... not liking the cold and all.

Oh wait, I forgot, weather has no impact on crime in Chiraq. Nevermind.

1/27/2020 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It sure sounds like a decrease in the increase to me....

1/27/2020 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess the media will be quite or report how something in the crime index is down!

This place is a joke!

1/27/2020 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back VRI in the districts!

1/27/2020 02:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Beck replies, "If Groot says numbers are down, then numbers are down"!

1/27/2020 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But the city will say "It's lower than 2014." The media will parrot this likes its a success, roll over and go back to sleep until tbe next presser.

1/27/2020 03:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The polar vortex called groot and said they were not coming, the taxes are to high here.

1/27/2020 03:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The real tragedy is the other 107 wounded didn't join the dead.

1/27/2020 05:20:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

It doesn't matter what the numbers are, the Spinmaster Generals will handle their end.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

1/27/2020 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No it is a minimal increase in the decreases. Democratic word play is such fun.

1/27/2020 06:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The democRATs better be ready for hot summer.

1/27/2020 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s been a very mild January.

1/27/2020 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The current tally is now at 30. 30 homicides on day 27. More than one per day. In lousy weather. The city is falling deeper into the abyss.

1/27/2020 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its the poleeses fault though right? Not the community members...wtf

1/27/2020 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous W.H.Thompson said...

Hey SCC,

The usual MO we've observed over the past few years is: if the monthly numbers are down year-over-year, talk about how ________ and _________ are helping reduce crime; if the monthly numbers are up year-over-year, ignore the monthly data and talk about how the overall year to date stats are down; since we're looking at a both higher monthly and year to date totals, the final option is to mention it's still better than (insert any year with higher metrics) and ________ has a lot of work to do.

Also, we have noted three death investigations, all of which are listed as "pending" in the ME's database.

-WHT

1/27/2020 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So much for the legalized weed making everyone "mellow"

1/27/2020 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Worse January in years....remember Slumpy McDoneEnuff SpecialEd touting the Best August Since 2015™️ ?
We are the land that time forgot, always a best or worse somewhere in time.
It’s all downhill from here.
Keep on truckin’ cuz those peace marches and crime interrupters are starting to work.

1/27/2020 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy New Year...2020...Go F yourself !!!!

1/27/2020 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A class of only 5 FTOs?

Are all these small classes just a way to justify the bodies hidden in the training academy?

1/27/2020 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing to see here, move along.

1/27/2020 01:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Trump and Giuliani were in town.
Pelosi and company should be blaming them soon as their impeachment crumbles.

1/27/2020 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That new guy from LA and his partner are really working out well. Sarc.

1/27/2020 03:44:00 PM  
Blogger Tankinspector973 said...

Come on winners. Tighten up on that breath control, sight picture and squeeze the trigger. Thirty five is doable. Give it that Chiraq winners try and maybe..... dare I say it....40?

1/27/2020 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes and most shootings , murders are committed by criminals out on bond , parole or probation
Thank the democrat

1/28/2020 06:24:00 PM  

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