Wednesday, January 08, 2020

Don't Fly High

These started appearing at the airport:


The Tribune writes:
  • O’Hare International Airport and Midway Airport have installed boxes for travelers to dispose of recreational marijuana before they get on the plane. The cannabis amnesty boxes, as they’re called, are stationed just past each Transportation Security Administration checkpoint, said [...] a spokeswoman for the Chicago Police Department.

    The police aren’t targeting travelers with cannabis, and it’s not illegal to have it at the airport, [...]. But possessing marijuana is still illegal under federal law, and air space is regulated by the federal government.

    The boxes give people an opportunity to ensure they’re not breaking federal law and won’t run into an issue when they land at their destination, [...].
So who gets the weed after amnesty? Did you know that there was no process in place for arrestees carrying weed? CPD had to invent it last week - inventorying it, shipping it to ERPS and creating a method for prisoners making bail to head over to the Black Site to retrieve it. How much extra paperwork and man-hours is this going to take up?

We're getting the idea that no one on the political side of all this Cannabis crap gave a thought to anything beyond the visions of soon-to-be-miniscule tax dollars.

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121 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We're getting the idea that no one on the political side of all this Cannabis crap gave a thought to anything beyond the visions of soon-to-be-miniscule tax dollars."

And Dumbocratic votes!

1/08/2020 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like some side cash for someone.

1/08/2020 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Salvation Army currently accepts money, stocks, bonds,
vehicles, real estate.
By 2020 Holiday Season, they will be accepting pot.

1/08/2020 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s good to know that Illinois doesn’t fall under federal jurisdiction. I guess all those times they want to charge police for a civil rights violation were just for show.

1/08/2020 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dummy Democrats f#cking over the general flying public with their dope scheme. The Fat Ass in Springfield and the Imp on 5th floor step in more sh#t. And Groot is suppose to be a lawyer.

Hey Charlie Beck you must be LOL with these morons running this Sh#t Show. The dope train is off the tracks and we just started on day 8 of the dope scheme. When you go back to LA you'll have more stories to tell in three months here than thirty years on the job there.

Chicago and the dead beat State of Illinois are the laughing stock of the nation. We got murder, mayhem, shootings, robberies, carjacks, and a botched money making dope tax scheme all in the first week of the New Year. Lori, you and Fat Ass need to take ride on the south or west side and get some good business advise from the local dope hustlers. They run a first rate business compared to you. BTW: if you are going down south take the Red Line.

1/08/2020 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We don't inventory prisoner property cigarettes, why weed ?

1/08/2020 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why can’t people just throw their weed in the garage?

1/08/2020 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like I found my new hobby...dumpster diving!

1/08/2020 01:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This whole thing has been a cluster fuck from the beginning... Whatever, fuck you, pay me

1/08/2020 02:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cook county has it's own amnesty program, it's called Kim Foxx.

1/08/2020 02:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The weed recovered from these Boxes will be reused when the any of dispensaries run out. Basically Resale...

1/08/2020 03:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The vendor TSA lines at O'hare have these collection bins of alcohol likely seized from travelers in the sheeple lines and while I can't prove it, I suspect its for passing out to TSA employees. I would be willing to bet those not subject to drug testing at O'hare and elsewhere will be the big recipients of these cannabis amnesty boxes.

1/08/2020 03:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why worry about marijuana at Cook County jail,, pizza / pot parties would be very popular with their clients

1/08/2020 05:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What has Kidney Bean been up too??? Anyone got the scoop.

1/08/2020 05:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GTFO

1/08/2020 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The vendor TSA lines at O'hare have these collection bins of alcohol likely seized from travelers in the sheeple lines and while I can't prove it, I suspect its for passing out to TSA employees. I would be willing to bet those not subject to drug testing at O'hare and elsewhere will be the big recipients of these cannabis amnesty boxes.



Please don’t “suspect” anything else.

1/08/2020 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares? Not that big of a deal

1/08/2020 05:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

more importantly will the airlines allow brown bagging munchies?

nothing better than a nutter butter peanut butter sandwich cookie.

1/08/2020 05:50:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

That is funny to look at.

1/08/2020 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Simple. Drop it in the toilet.

1/08/2020 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Still federally illegal, should be destroyed.

1/08/2020 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have dump boxes in the stations and let the janitors go at it.

1/08/2020 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Arch Diocese of Chicago will get to keep the bud!

1/08/2020 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT - I thought this guy Conway was going to be the one to displace Foxx and restore criminal justice to Crook County. I saw his new commercial and he is now promising to do all of the same things Foxx has been doing and which she promises to continue to do. If he has no new ideas why would we vote for him.

1/08/2020 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The amnesty weed will be resold at a dispensary. They already named it. Other strains are known as Maui Wowie, Jamaica Gold, etcetera. Because it will be a combo of many different strains, they will sell it as Pot Luck.

1/08/2020 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Grass on planes because Air Space is Federally Regulated, well so are Inter-State Highways and Federal Buildings. So no Grass on the
JFK, IKE or DAN RYAN. What say you? ♠️

1/08/2020 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MORONS!

it should have been treated the same as any miller light or jack daniels

Perishable item throw out!!!

WHo is running the show now a days anyways?

I know they were scared those evil police would keep it.
I keep hearing about if you buy weed they scan you state ID and record info.
And you will lose your FOID... Who said if you buy weed you are smoking it?
another lawsuit for the future.

1/08/2020 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't inventory prisoner property? Cigarettes? Have a nice suspension.

1/08/2020 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We're mimicking honduras airports: they sell water bottles at the airport concessions. Their tsa equivalent confiscates them right before you board the plane. I'm giessing that unopened bottle's multiple resales paid for seversal local's years of food, shelter, transportation, and clothing.

They also have private ar15 toting guards at all stores, including grocery stores and gas stations. Wonder when the city will start charging businesses for assigned LEOs to each store.

1/08/2020 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate to put a wrench in Gov Fat-Fuck's get rich quick tax scheme but once Bret and Muffy figure out that all they have to do is keep the container from the legal weed store, they can get their resupply from the street tax free for a much cheaper price. How do I know if the weed in the container is legal or illegal?

1/08/2020 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Free Pot for TSA employees!

1/08/2020 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical of stupid politicians passing dumb laws never thinking of the consequences.Glad I'm retired and left that f...up state.

1/08/2020 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We don't inventory prisoner property cigarettes, why weed ?

1/08/2020 12:55:00 AM

Exactly. But because none of the idiot civilian lawyers at Legal Affairs know what the police do, it didn’t occur to them.

1/08/2020 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Dart will personally pick up the weed and give it to his" best" prisoners!

1/08/2020 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The fact that the city uses the word "amnesty" in the label is a tacit acknowledgement that it is still an illegal substance.... regardless of what our pin-head elected officials say otherwise.

1/08/2020 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous E.T.B. said...

I volunteer to be the official Cannabis Amnesty box monitor at O'hare.
Retired CPD Sgt

1/08/2020 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The vendor TSA lines at O'hare have these collection bins of alcohol likely seized from travelers in the sheeple lines and while I can't prove it, I suspect its for passing out to TSA employees. I would be willing to bet those not subject to drug testing at O'hare and elsewhere will be the big recipients of these cannabis amnesty boxes.

1/08/2020 03:36:00 AM

Your pessimism is showing. I worked for TSA at Midway and we, on occasion, found some weed during a search. It was just ignored. But, anything that was confiscated was destroyed, not passed out to the employees.

1/08/2020 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Charlie Beck you must be LOL with these morons running this Sh#t Show. The dope train is off the tracks and we just started on day 8 of the dope scheme. When you go back to LA you'll have more stories to tell in three months here than thirty years on the job there.

Chicago and the dead beat State of Illinois are the laughing stock of the nation. We got murder, mayhem, shootings, robberies, carjacks, and a botched money making dope tax scheme all in the first week of the New Year. Lori, you and Fat Ass need to take ride on the south or west side and get some good business advise from the local dope hustlers. They run a first rate business compared to you. BTW: if you are going down south take the Red Line.


1/08/2020 12:54:00 AM




UHM, you do know LA is in Commifornia? I think Beck has seen it all.

1/08/2020 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So weed is NOT considered 'perishable'?

1/08/2020 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any sanctuary city does love a good amnesty!

1/08/2020 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That O'Hare floor has been given an amnesty from being updated since the 1970s it seems... Still is solid so who can complain.

1/08/2020 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I already can’t stand how much the sickening smell of pot wafts throughout much of this city at any one time. Hell, even the fucking HIGHWAYS reek of weed. How can you smell weed on an expressway at 60 mph for miles thru the west side?

Walked thru the entrance of the Millenium Park parking garage AND IT REEKED OF THAT STOMACH TURNING WEED STINK. With families and kids walking past.

Now I have to smell it at airports and on the people I’m flying with in a closed airplane cabin?

Can’t wait to leave this city and state far behind. Leave these people to their misery. In the meantime, coppers and other city workers are content to be shackled to this corpse of a city instead of fighting for the freedom to choose where they live, a freedom enjoyed by municipal workers in every other major city of this great nation.

Jag off department, jag off city.

1/08/2020 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's a idea. Pot is still illegal on the Fed side, they should add a 100 percent tax on top of the state tax. To help grow sales!

1/08/2020 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the Democrats say that no one is above the law?
Just Democrats with immigration and cannabis laws, oh yea, and Kimesha with all other laws.

1/08/2020 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least those snitch boxes are getting some use out of them.

1/08/2020 08:25:00 AM  
Blogger Baby"G" said...

It will be interesting to see how long this goes on; before there is a scandal. Or, maybe it will just be "Pretend" Ignored, the way knives and alcohol are ignored. Every day, 24/7, knives and alcohol is confiscated. They used to throw the alcohol into a plastic container, and nobody seems to know where it went from there. Some of it was still sealed, so could be resold. Then there are the knives; how many of those end up on Ebay? A few weeks ago there was a mention of over $1 Million dollars in small change being abandoned at airports. But what about the stuff that is taken from passengers boarding flights; where does that go? No Receipts, No Inventory? I'll bet somebody who works at the airport has quite a knife collection! Stay Safe! Baby "G"

1/08/2020 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The weed recovered from these Boxes will be reused when the any of dispensaries run out. Basically Resale...

1/08/2020 03:12:00 AM

Wrong. It doesn’t work that way.

1/08/2020 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't wait to retire and puff puff !!!!

1/08/2020 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These people were dopes.. before dope.

1/08/2020 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope those boxes are bolted down or community members will be walking out with them. Airport is a sanctuary city welcoming center and laws do not apply.

1/08/2020 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It should read: The boxes give pilots and stewards an opportunity to ensure they’re not breaking federal law and won’t run into an issue when they land at their destination, [...].

1/08/2020 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic, What ever happened to Eddie Johnson ????

1/08/2020 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perishable items are not inventoried, like cigarettes, weed is going in the trash and not getting inventoried.

1/08/2020 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GIVE IT TO THE PISSBUMS! Not only can they smoke it, they can also SELL it for money to buy other drugs! It should be handed out at the Blue Line, with their own train, leaving the station. It's a P/R win/ win for the city! Give em drugs, means to earn money, and get em the fuck out O Hare! These city/ state fucked this up so badly, just wait for Chicago to get a casino. If you think all the stealing going on with legal weed is too much, wait'll these guys get their hands on casino revenue. Tax you for parking, tax you for playing, tax you for winning. Concert ticket tax, food tax, tax you for taking a dump in a casino shitter! MORE TAXES! Hammond/ Elgin are shaking in their boots!

1/08/2020 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You pompous entitled shithead who stated the corny insult about TSA agents need to get off your high horse. A great many TSA agents are simply trying to provide for their families during these trying times. You and your type are the worst type of people who are always judging but can't bust a grape. Did you serve? You are a keyboard bytttcchh!

1/08/2020 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the 60’s you cops had the best pot.To get rid of it I recommend you burn it.

1/08/2020 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure none of them will ever be stolen.

1/08/2020 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that U-Haul just named Pritzker and Lightfoot co-winners of "Person of the Year".

1/08/2020 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's so special about inventorying personal weed? Just bag it with the rest of their items and seal it in plastic. Much like cigarettes, not our fault you got pinched. If it stays in the sealed plastic too long and the plant material goes bad, well, too bad.

1/08/2020 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Medical cannabis card holders are allowed 5 plants per card that they have to tend to themselves, or their cannabis care giver card holder. What do they do with the cannabis that they can't use ? 5 plants every 4 months is a lot of cannabis. They are gonna have a lot that they can't use. Do they throw it away ? Is there a box at the pot shop they are registered at ? They can't sell it, trade it or give it away. Maybe it will be like a weapons turn it.

1/08/2020 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In Vegas they are before the TSA checkpoint, the way the article reads they are after. THe only fear is to have TSA catch the weed and call the police over, well in LV the police will make you get rid of it, because it's illegal to have at the airport.

1/08/2020 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
It’s good to know that Illinois doesn’t fall under federal jurisdiction. I guess all those times they want to charge police for a civil rights violation were just for show.

1/08/2020 12:20:00 AM

Democrats follow the laws only if it benefits their leftist agenda. Flouting immigration laws with their sanctuary city crap is another example of this. When Alfred E. Newman was President enforcing immigration laws was a federal issue. Now with a law abiding President in office dems think it is a state issue.

1/08/2020 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once only a Familia Daley enterprise, now its Groot’s StrongBox Company.
Can’t imagine what they’ll find when they open that box up after a tour.
So who has the key or will two pound test line and a #4 treble hook do?

Many years ago, TSA allowed a private vendor to set up similar boxes where travelers could pay to mail prohibitive carryon items to a destination. I think it lasted a couple years, dwindling participation and more regulations, the vendor folded when they found it unprofitable.

This goofy Accepting, Tolerant, Welcoming Sanctuary City loves its boxes.
From the crime reduction strategy Box and what ever became of the Commurnity Snitch Box?
Mo’ Boxes = Less Guns and Crime.

1/08/2020 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We don't inventory prisoner property cigarettes, why weed ?

1/08/2020 12:55:00 AM

What do you do with their cigarettes?

1/08/2020 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would you have any type of "Drop Box" including those for U.S Mail at an airport?

1/08/2020 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So is it illegal to board a plane with weed? When your waiting in the TSA line there is usually a dog present. Will the dog hit on the weed? Asking for a friend...

1/08/2020 10:44:00 AM  
Blogger Patrick said...

So when will the prisoners in IL jails get access to weed ?

1/08/2020 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reusing it, when the previous holder could have laced it with numerous other drugs before disposal?

1/08/2020 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After 9/11 when you couldn't carry a pen knife on the plane they had disposal boxes you could put items in. A bunch of us suburban guys drank at a bar that opened at 7am south of Midway. One of the janitors at the airport came in every morning passing out pocket knives, Swiss army knives, Leatherman tools, etc. Buy him a couple of drinks and he was happy.

1/08/2020 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe the airport lady can hide next to it??

1/08/2020 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OFF TOPIC:
With the new period starting we will have 8 detectives on the second watch in one certain district.
We will have 2 (let me say again 2) police vehicles and 4 department radios for the 8 detectives to respond to scenes, go to court, interview witnesses/victims, and go to lunch.
The Police Department and the Bureau of Detectives is a fucking joke, you don’t give us the training or tools(ie; data bases) to help us solve
crimes, can you at least provide us with the bare minimum,CARS AND RADIOS so that we can least respond to victims and bullshit them that the city is really serious about solving their crime. I would be remiss if I didn’t mention our fucking FOP 7, where are the fucking cars you negotiated in the last contract??? As soon as we get assigned an old abused tact car it gets shit canned by Fleet.

Fed Up Det.

1/08/2020 12:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"How much extra paperwork and man-hours is this going to take up?"

Seems like otherwise productive hours are going to go...up in smoke.

1/08/2020 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'How much extra paperwork***'

NONE! Let the dope smokers source their own rolling paper or just use a bong/pipe.

1/08/2020 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First cannabis amnesty... Then cannabis is given state IDs, then cannabis gets actual drivers licenses... How long before this amnesty leads to cannabis voting in our elections?

The Democrat way marches on!

1/08/2020 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have heard of starting fires in trash cans... But what if one creative soul seek to start a fire in the cannabis amnesty box? Mayhem or mellowness will result?

1/08/2020 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A smart pothead/criminal can just steal the whole box and score... Not unlike those goofs who steal whole free standing ATMs from a 7-11 by dolly or putting a chain on those and dragging them away with a van or truck right out a door or window (smashing it) even.

Harder to take the whole box from an airport but when there is a will, be certain there is a way. All that dope in one nice package ripe for the looting.

1/08/2020 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is the box for Illinois tax amnesty? Add that to a list of items one will never see.

Well, to be correct if you have toilets in your Gold Coast mansion like JB the Fatso did then those thrones are the equivalent of a tax amnesty box.

1/08/2020 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder what happens if one of those boxes catches on fire?
Long lines at the various munchie vendors?

1/08/2020 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is the new weed scam... I get the emails promoting people to get certified (for a fee) to assist in clinics which can help more people qualify to be medical cannabis patients.

Where is the scam? Well medical cannabis patients don't have to pay the vice tax in Illinois on their weed buys and they can grow up to five plants in their homes and other small but cost saving perks.

In CA, many full on doctors were writing scrips to anyone who paid to be able to get the medical pot. Unethical but legal.

The new trend in Chicago and other parts of Illinois seems to target the recreational pot smokers - by ads or word of mouth- to get a screening in some clinic to see if they qualify (25% of Chicago is supposedly disabled, recall?) to be a medical cannabis patient.

Want to smoke weed for fun but don't like that vice tax? Your foot fungus or 'trouble sleeping' or general anxiety blah blah blah now gets you medical cannabis patient status and better costs on your weed.

Who is to say if any medical cannabis patients sell a bit of the green stuff on the side? Win/win deal eh? Not for the tax collector but... Meh.

After the laughable low bar screening, the doctor feel good in on the hustle can give them medical cannabis patient status. In actuality, this is druggies skipping the vice tax on their legal weed buys.

Of course most still just buy from the corner dope man... Good luck with that tax money Illinois! I will celebrate your win on revenue issues being superannuated at the brand new Chicago Casino, opening soon uh?



1/08/2020 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The vendor TSA lines at O'hare have these collection bins of alcohol likely seized from travelers in the sheeple lines and while I can't prove it, I suspect its for passing out to TSA employees. I would be willing to bet those not subject to drug testing at O'hare and elsewhere will be the big recipients of these cannabis amnesty boxes.

1/08/2020 03:36:00 AM

Watch Party!

1/08/2020 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The box looks like the Board of Elections supply box delivered to polling places 2 or 3 weeks prior to Election Day. Probably purchased at an inflated price from the same vendor.

Retired .38 spl +P

1/08/2020 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Why can’t people just throw their weed in the garage?

1/08/2020 01:34:00 AM



Garbage??? My garage is full

1/08/2020 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Free weed for the TSA just like when they take your soap

1/08/2020 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vanecko Cannabis Recovery and Destruction?

1/08/2020 02:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just like when people refuse to turn in the booze and drink it at the checkpoint, I wanna see someone blaze up a cheech and Chong size blut and smoke it.

1/08/2020 04:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The man who is a bear on the future of the United States
will always go broke"
-J.P. Morgan

1/08/2020 04:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any sightings of the idiot that used to be the puppet leader of CPD for rahm and lori

1/08/2020 04:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
The vendor TSA lines at O'hare have these collection bins of alcohol likely seized from travelers in the sheeple lines and while I can't prove it, I suspect its for passing out to TSA employees. I would be willing to bet those not subject to drug testing at O'hare and elsewhere will be the big recipients of these cannabis amnesty boxes.
1/08/2020 03:36:00 AM

Hey kid, obviously you were never around for the party at the end of summer mobile.

1/08/2020 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can SOMEONE ANYONE please tell me how to post a new topic for comments.

1/08/2020 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smokem if you got um!
Unfortunately, that was what grandpa was saying with his tight men about ciggs in a fox hole in Belgium when the SS were rolling through the Ardenne. Weed, thats dope. JB Hutt .
Go fuck yourself.

1/08/2020 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fr. Feltcher said

Gun buybacks are so successful, Illinois should institute a weed buyback. That would creat real investment opportunities in the ‘comunerty ‘!

1/08/2020 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you do with their cigarettes?

1/08/2020 10:14:00 AM

Smoke em if you got em ace!

1/08/2020 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie is licking wounded ego and the stained exit shadowing his police career. On the other side of the coin, he’s getting a pretty nice pension for being such a miserable fuk-up.

1/08/2020 06:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous E.T.B. said...
I volunteer to be the official Cannabis Amnesty box monitor at O'hare.
Retired CPD Sgt

1/08/2020 08:03:00 AM

But, can you fit in the box?

Most retired sergeants use Omar as their tailor.

1/08/2020 07:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reusing it, when the previous holder could have laced it with numerous other drugs before disposal?

1/08/2020 11:14:00 AM

Oh, lighten up Maynard. It was tongue-in-cheek.

1/08/2020 07:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It would be a shame if someone poured a bottle of Pepsi into those amnesty containers

1/08/2020 07:27:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Please God, let some wiseacre toss a match in the box.

1/08/2020 07:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don’t believe ya SSC. That’s gotta be a hoax. Some crazy (albeit creative) west side dope boys painted a file cabinet and stuck a city emblem sticker on it. Trying to scrounge up a sizable bag of left overs and roaches from some high and unsuspecting stoners. I KNOW that the city that I work for, the city that has denied us a contract and is always complaining about pension costs and money problems would never go to these lengths in foolish time and money spending. Could you imagine? There’d be a whole new city dept on marijuana. The support workers to handle the pickups and monitors to ensure compliance. Chicago could hire Snoop Dogg as its first Weed Inspector General. Another hired hand already from California too.

1/08/2020 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, I guess the odds are for Beck to road trip
back to L.A. now...........

1/08/2020 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Free weed for the TSA just like when they take your soap

1/08/2020 02:27:00 PM

To sell not to use....

1/08/2020 09:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There’s a dwarf in there.

1/08/2020 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

09:27 AM

LMFAO.... ;) ;)

1/08/2020 11:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 1/08/2020 08:19:00 AM you should maybe try smoking some of that shit, dude. You need to mellow out.

1/08/2020 11:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalk up another loss for the FLOP. Good News is will see the same squad car on every beat for once. Swipey Swipey

1/09/2020 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like how the media is just now starting to investigate the dangers of pot smoking. No shit, dummies.

1/09/2020 05:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The take will show up on Ebay just like the pocket knives do. Maybe you can get a bargain and get high cheap.

1/09/2020 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OFF TOPIC:
With the new period starting we will have 8 detectives on the second watch in one certain district.
We will have 2 (let me say again 2) police vehicles and 4 department radios for the 8 detectives to respond to scenes, go to court, interview witnesses/victims, and go to lunch.
The Police Department and the Bureau of Detectives is a fucking joke, you don’t give us the training or tools(ie; data bases) to help us solve
crimes, can you at least provide us with the bare minimum,CARS AND RADIOS so that we can least respond to victims and bullshit them that the city is really serious about solving their crime. I would be remiss if I didn’t mention our fucking FOP 7, where are the fucking cars you negotiated in the last contract??? As soon as we get assigned an old abused tact car it gets shit canned by Fleet.

Fed Up Det.





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Lateral out to a new department. There’s so many good places hiring right now.

1/09/2020 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Westside Outside “Do Something “ said...

I’m just sitting back waiting for the next Good thing. I think prostitution should be legalized and heavily taxed. Let’s give Amsterdam some competition for the tourism revenue. Things are looking up. I give the credit to Trump!

1/09/2020 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 1/8/2020 11:50:00 PM, yeah sure that's the answer- torch up, get high like the other brain dead numbnut zombies, that will solve everything.

1/09/2020 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I might mosey on over to O'Hare this afternoon and stand next to one of those amnesty boxes with a sad look on my face, and hold out my hat to anybody who walks up to the box with anything in their hand looking to dispose of it.

I'd save him or her a few precious seconds of time, and I wouldn't be breaking any laws, as long as I didn't carry a sign or hassle anybody, would I?

I imagine one afternoon's takings would probably last me a couple of years, even if I stayed stoned 24/7/365.

1/09/2020 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
OFF TOPIC:
With the new period starting we will have 8 detectives on the second watch in one certain district.
We will have 2 (let me say again 2) police vehicles and 4 department radios for the 8 detectives to respond to scenes, go to court, interview witnesses/victims, and go to lunch.
The Police Department and the Bureau of Detectives is a fucking joke, you don’t give us the training or tools(ie; data bases) to help us solve
crimes, can you at least provide us with the bare minimum,CARS AND RADIOS so that we can least respond to victims and bullshit them that the city is really serious about solving their crime. I would be remiss if I didn’t mention our fucking FOP 7, where are the fucking cars you negotiated in the last contract??? As soon as we get assigned an old abused tact car it gets shit canned by Fleet.

Fed Up Det.

1/08/2020 12:21:00 PM
You are fed up? You are a Detective which is really a patrolman assigned as a detective you could easily give up that Detective salary which is over bloated unlimited overtime for doing nothing and go back to patrol. You complain about getting to your jobs easier you can take public transit take the bus Gus!

1/09/2020 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Beck, are you counting the number of days left before you can leave Shitty City. Rumor has it that you can't stop laughing at the stupidity that's disguised as real police work. Not enough cars, radio's, over populated shifts and the rest of it. This is on par with reducing Detective areas from five to three. Now bringing it back up to five. This is typical of the way Chicago policing strategies are implemented here. This is text book material on how not to do business. It is done constantly by previous mayors and incompetent Superintendents and their crack staffs. The media loves it, the Community is harmed and Department has no respect for the Bosses. Welcome to Krazy Town.

1/09/2020 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JB Jelly Belly Pritzker, Illinois own El Chapo...

1/09/2020 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Can SOMEONE ANYONE please tell me how to post a new topic for comments.

1/08/2020 05:34:00 PM

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I'll take a shot. First, you've gotta say, "pretty please" and then it has to be meaningful, very meaningful. Their email is on the blog.

1/09/2020 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
We don't inventory prisoner property cigarettes, why weed ?

1/08/2020 12:55:00 AM

What do you do with their cigarettes?

1/08/2020 10:14:00 AM
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Into the circular file cabinet along with their belly button lint.

1/09/2020 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Can't wait to retire and puff puff !!!!

1/08/2020 08:55:00 AM
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Used to joke that I was going to smoke one the size of a small poodle. Never felt the want or need.

1/09/2020 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
The amnesty weed will be resold at a dispensary. They already named it. Other strains are known as Maui Wowie, Jamaica Gold, etcetera. Because it will be a combo of many different strains, they will sell it as Pot Luck.

1/08/2020 06:31:00 AM
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Good punch line!

1/09/2020 01:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was just in airport and saw one of those. I looked in and all there was were a few pieces of trash.

1/09/2020 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There will never be any weed collected from these boxes. Will somehow always be empty.

1/10/2020 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smoke and mirrors.
P.S. there's a weed shortage right now. Those boxes are gonna be empty for awhile.

1/11/2020 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can guarantee the majority of people standing in line for weed were first timers. Now that they are hooked, they won't be able to afford those prices every week! They will now turn to the street corner dealers. The state just did the illegal drug trade a favor!

1/11/2020 02:54:00 PM  

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