Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Crime is What Now?

We just can't keep track of it any more. Good thing HeyJackass.com can!
  • Final Stupidity Tally: 6 killed, 17 wounded
    2019 weekend tally: 3 killed, 11 wounded
    2018 weekend tally: 5 killed, 24 wounded
    2017 weekend tally: 4 killed, 10 wounded
    2016 weekend tally: 2 killed, 26 wounded
    2015 weekend tally: 0 killed, 5 wounded
    2014 weekend tally: 6 killed, 5 wounded
And once again, exactly zero shot by the police.

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50 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...


These numbers are deplorable! Even the lost numbers listed are way to high. Chicago has a very bad overall crime problem. This place stinks!

2/25/2020 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not impressed enough yet ... let the body stacking begin!!!!

2/25/2020 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On that State’s Attorneys debate, Lil Kim kept saying crime was down. She must’ve gotten her info from Hilary’s polling numbers sources.

2/25/2020 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime is down guys... tell everyone.

Groot is drug affliction down too? Don’t tell the usual bs that drug affliction affects more minorities blah blah blah hush yo ass the fuck up.

2/25/2020 01:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It will only get worse. Nobody gives two shitz any more.

2/25/2020 02:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m going to bet zero people shot by lawful gun owners too.

2/25/2020 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not that I’ve been memorizing numbers, but does it seem like a lot of these numbers this year are much closer to 2016 numbers than the “decline” in crime over the past years. It looks like 2020 is going to be much more like the maligned 2016 as opposed to 2017-2019 years of “decline in crime”. Seems like we are in store for another giant spike in crime.

2/25/2020 02:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And zero shot by law abiding citizens.

2/25/2020 02:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Throwing out 2014 the kill ratio seems to be on a steady increase. Must be getting more range time.

2/25/2020 03:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crimesha's policies are working, she is keeping plenty of fresh bodies out there for target practice for the shitheads.

2/25/2020 03:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


This is who is in the charge of the Chicago Police SWAT team?
https://youtu.be/Zgb1SsapMzM

Are you serious?
https://mobile.twitter.com/ChicagoCAPS20/status/1070045020307243008

Citizens of Chicago run from this city as fast as you can!!

God help us and save our Chicago Police Department from these clowns!

2/25/2020 06:06:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

First, they can keep the line moving.

Then, they can...

Kees me you fool!!!!

2/25/2020 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

News Flash "Chalkie" has been found to be a "Republican" Groot calling for FOXX to investigate the Rat Bastard .

2/25/2020 06:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime is headed up like an Apollo Moon Rocket. But you will be told downtown and CTA are safe. Just an unusual spike in crime. All the new initiatives will bring crime to its knees.

2/25/2020 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like the Johnson might have been doing a better job then Beck even though he was sleeping behind the wheel. Granny, will fix it have no worries.

2/25/2020 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice to see retired CAPS commander Ron Holt, whose son Blair was shot and killed on a CTA bus, doing a campaign commercial for Foxx. What a stooge.

2/25/2020 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jan 2016 when ISRs went into effect. Just a slight (sarc) correlation.

2/25/2020 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait until the weather breaks for summer in this shithole.

2/25/2020 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie's mom must have given birth to a couple more siblings.

2/25/2020 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In terms of Soro’s money, how much is it per body? Does he get some return on his investment? He must have stocks in the funeral industry.

2/25/2020 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suns out, guns out!

2/25/2020 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago media can't lie nor ignore crimes , especially Michigan Ave stores & CTA spiraling out of control ..Gucci on Mag Mile hit again Monday.next block on Oak st another big walk in and grab
clown mayor groot , a no show ..seems fake mayor talks tough to CPD ,coddles criminals

2/25/2020 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look at the addresses of all the shootings and homicides nothing far Southwest or nothing on the northwest side

2/25/2020 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


"We have too much corruption, and crime in the streets." "It's time the Long Arm of the Law, Put a Few more in the ground"...

2/25/2020 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least the med students working the ERs are getting some great hands on training.

2/25/2020 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to Chi-Raq!

2/25/2020 09:32:00 AM  
Blogger The Song Remains The Same said...

So the Police might NOT really be the problem after all???
Interesting.....

2/25/2020 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean “ throwing money” at the problem isn’t working? More investing? Redistribution of wealth?

2/25/2020 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they’d a been in the jail, maybe some of these would not be dirt-napping!
A big THANK YOU to the Foxxy one for all the crime and mayhem and murder.
Keep letting them criminals go free.....FREE FREE FREE!

2/25/2020 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep m the number of cases she is trying is way down. Why, because she refuses to charge anyone therefore in her world can Ike is down.see a logical reason for everything. Just got to think outside the ox to understand Democratic lies.

2/25/2020 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago is worse than a war zone. U.S. military officials say two American soldiers were killed and six wounded in a so-called insider attack in eastern Afghanistan. That is so far this month. Less than a weekend in Chiraq.

2/25/2020 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
And zero shot by law abiding citizens.
2/25/2020 02:50:00 AM

Change the Infringement in State law so citizens can CCW on public transportation.

2/25/2020 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Crimesha's policies are working, she is keeping plenty of fresh bodies out there for target practice for the shitheads.

2/25/2020 03:38:00 AM

—————

Her plan is let vermin out of jail so they can terrorize the populace.... in the mean time, the money that would be spent housing them— is being squirreled away to off shore accounts or to someone’s re-election campaign funds. It’s a very visceral system these democrats have made

2/25/2020 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Habituation— the diminishing of physiological or emotion response to a frequently repeated stimulus.

In other words people have gotten use to criminal bullshit... judges have gotten use to unleashing assholes back on society

2/25/2020 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happens when summer comes? Warm weather, more people/folks out! The kill and shot count, sprinkle in robberies, the car jacking, and the rest. The animals are stewing getting ready to attack, protect yourself, your partner,your family,and the police family that is job #1!

Beck will be a distant memory with a wheelbarrow overflowing with scare taxpayers cash, freely given by his master lori! He rides off, we are still stuck with the totally incompetent gold badges anywhere. Even the third world republics are doing better than us, but look around anywhere democrats are in control total shit shows, busted budgets, extra 6 figure jobs, anti-law enforcement stances.

2/25/2020 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lori and Beck remain dazed and confused on how to handle the killing machine that has been instituted in Chicago by the likes of Kim Foxx, Big Toni Prickwinkle, Tim Evans and LeRoy Martin. The SJW's have designed the judicial program, instituted the "get out of jail" scheme and it has been a resounding success. This is evidenced by the sky racketing murders, shootings, car jackings and other city-wide mayhem. The two dolts, Lori and Beck, are at witts end. Even the bull shit they spew is a "rinse and repeat" and stale message. Only the media believes their bull shit.

The one thing you never hear from them is to criticize Foxx, Toni, Tim and LeRoy. The Imp even supports Foxx and her reelection bid. The strangle hold on Shitty City and its inhabitants by these public officials is unbreakable. Fear rules the city and the police have been handcuffed by the Imp, Foxx, Toni, Timmy and LeRoy. Votes have consequences. You must be very pleased with what these Socialist Democrats have given you for your generous votes.

So look forward this summer to shop on the Mag Mile, visit the beaches, watch the flash mobs, drive and tour the city freely, and/or ride the CTA Red and Blue Lines. Be sure to bring your Bling and iphones with you too. Dude, Inc. is looking forward to chat you up.

2/25/2020 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The murder numbers are like a sports team, they had some good years 4 years ago, but they wasted all the young talent, depleted the farm system, and needed a few rebuilding years. Now they've gotten some fresh faces, they're ready for the championship again!

2/25/2020 03:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Not impressed enough yet." Me neither. Until a politician's family member or judge gets murdered no one really cares about the homicide numbers. Look, Laugh, Leave

2/25/2020 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Nice to see retired CAPS commander Ron Holt, whose son Blair was shot and killed on a CTA bus, doing a campaign commercial for Foxx. What a stooge.

2/25/2020 06:50:00 AM

City employee Ethics? Politics WTF

2/25/2020 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Mag Mile crime sprees began around 1009 or earlier under Daley 2.

The Sauganash 72 year old man carjacking is a northwest side crime.

2/25/2020 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is shaping up as another 700 dead year. And you wondering why days off are being cancelled.

2/25/2020 06:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sweet!

home shitcago

2/25/2020 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is snowing and just had 1 KIA and 4 wounded. Way to celebrate
.

2/25/2020 09:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please do not worry, Deputy Chief Khan will prevent any future crime using Tableau and his excellent predictive analysis skills. At least that is what everyone believes in the Mayors office. “It seems to be working thus far”

2/25/2020 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This pants-on-the-head retard is in charge of SWAT?! Almost makes me miss the old bosses who drank too much and chased skirts all day. This department is a Big Top insane asylum. {Honk Honk} 500 homicides and people being mowed down downtown and our white-shirts are doing bad cos-play. If this is what it takes to get an inside spot or Lt’s rank I don’t want it.

2/26/2020 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mag Mile crime sprees began around 2009.

2/26/2020 04:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ronald Holt is always on Twitter pushing for more gun control laws and fraternities.

2/26/2020 04:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

chicago gone

2/26/2020 05:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously? Someone is still falling for the scam of using predictive analysis and it will reduce crime? Wow I know a really good tarot card reader that will work for 40 percent less pay.

2/26/2020 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Grabowski said...

Special Ed says: Bet you miss me now. Under my enlightened leadership there was a decrease in the increase. Now there is an increase in the decrease. Or is it a decrease in the decrease? Or is it an increase in the increase? I have more questions than answers.

2/26/2020 10:45:00 PM  

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