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Another piss poor plan by the city idiots. We are fighting a disease and the spread of infection.
This is way off topic, but necessary to share since it hasn’t been mentioned
on any news -
For those of us with elderly parents/relatives who live solely on S/S:
Since there is no requirement previously for those people to file tax returns,
in order for them to partake of the stimulus money and stock up groceries
and personal needs, they must file a 2019 US TAX RETURN 1099 form with
the copy of the form they received from Social Security, and send it
in with their checking account numbers/routing numbers for direct deposit.
Thanks SCC....and be safe out there.
Stylish!
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Looks like a giant Petri dish.
Or is that the CFD LT test?
In the report Dr. Fauci now argues that the mortality rate of the coronavirus may be much closer to a very bad flu.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/03/wow-dr-fauci-in-new-england-journal-of-medicine-concedes-the-coronavirus-mortality-rate-may-be-much-closer-to-a-very-bad-flu/
Can the pensions get a piece of the free money? Or will Fat Boy Pritzker steal it for more golden toilets for his mansion?
The $2 trillion coronavirus relief bill passed by the Senate includes $4.9 billion in direct assistance to Illinois’ state and local governments, Democratic U.S. Sens. Dick Durbin and Tammy Duckworth said Thursday.
http://archive.is/Q7IEq
By the time they get that all wired and the budgs worked out, this will be over with.
I wonder who got the million dollar contract.
Lt. Mack informed members of the marine unit that they're not on the list to get much needed masks, gloves and sanitzer because this unit doesn't come into contact with people like the busy districts or other units. The marine unit just came into contact with a guy who jumped into the Chicago river because he said he had covis-19 ! Several officers were exposed to this person who was pulled out of the foul river. My question is why does the department keep on dealing with incompetent leaders ? This department is comparable to the Chicago Bears and the McKaskeys. Lets just stick with the same shitty quarterback and see what happens !
Perhaps a telework rule in the new contract for patrolmen?
So with the outbreak and preventing all court cases except for essential issues, I’d imagine that arbitration probably won’t get going until late in the year or early next year based on this Coronavirus wrapping up the city resources for the next couple of months. We may not have an arbiter give a ruling until we’re almost four years without a contract and then what, grant a five year deal and we’re doing this all over again a year later? I guess this works out well for anyone close to turning 55 so they can get out under the old contract provisions.
Are you sure that is not the setup for part 2 of the sgts test
Wrong! NOT 311. Photo is OEMC. 311 is jammed into 2 separate non ventilated classrooms answering call w a regular phone and no option to transfer call to 911. “Sorry Citizen.... YES we understand it’s an emergency but you’ll still need to hang up and call 911 (BACK)!
WTF
Epic Fail
Where's the sneeze-shields?
311 may I hep u...
I’m waiting until the day that Saturday Night Live (SNL) does an episode on Groot Lightfoot as a goofy character. She is a perfect match for some troll out of mad tv or something. Lmao!
So what about all the promotional classes that have been suspended. If academy is safe for dispatchers then it’s safe for recruits and dics, sgts, lts.
Be assured the air filtration was last serviced August 2003 before the rooftop unit began to leak.
Should be due for another filter change in 2021 before they move the facility, the work order is pending.
Ominous.
Looks more like a re-education camp, inoculation and deadly plague propaganda mill.
Wanna bet and when it gets outfitted with Huberman era antiquated OEMC surplus analog equipment, there will be a ribbon cutting press conference.
Accepting-Tolerant-Welcoming.
We are ready.
Stay home and stay alive.
That's OEMC. 311 is in a computer lab on the second floor.
Worker at risk:
Q: How does one daily disinfect a cardboard floor ?
Chicago Department of Public Health
A: Um, Uh....
Worker at risk:
Q: How does one daily disinfect a cardboard floor ?
Chicago Department of Public Health
A: Um, Uh.... Trumps fault
311 is going to computer labs
Shouldn’t there be hand sanitizer ‘every 5 feet?’
10% of NYC PD out sick and one death of civilian support person. Stay strong NYC PD Blue. Stay Strong. Blessings to all.
why??
Worker at risk
Q: How does one daily disinfect a cardboard floor?
Chicago Department of Public Health
A: Um, Uh...are you assuming we use forsight?
Tried to call 311 from Edison Park and it is impossible. Drove all the way to Edgebrook and the same thing. Wound up filing a beef on line; I hope 911 isn't the same thing. For whatever reason, 311 borders are all askew up north. I wonder if I call 911 Park Ridge answers?
Looks like they are ready to do a Labor Day Telethon. So, 3 people/phones per table? Computers that actually work instead of running slow, (like taking 20 min to log in)...Where are the sanitizers and most of all where will they install the Automated SWIPE MACHINE?? What a joke.
No more need to be said, a picture is a thousand words.
Headline;
How recreational weed went from illegal to essential in 3 months
Maybe these people from 311 can go get some recreational weed because they are making it essential was funny how last week they had to close down because they were going to sell medical only because it was pharmaceutical like a prescription drug but now it’s all OK, so that would also mean that you should be able to get recreational opioids recreational heroin alternatives at Walgreens to make the same comparison the governor and the mayor are completely out of her mind with this but then again maybe they’re using the same stuff that they’re pushing.
Well a lot if have used this time to convince ourselves to leave Chicago. Only far left liberals are scared.
They are still setting up at 311 bringing in computers for 911 operations stupid this should hav been done on Tuesday nit last minute shit also one cases confirm and they jam packing the 311 center?
I was just at Jewel. They have installed sneeze shields at each register. Chicago can't find an Alderman with a garage full of sneeze shields to sell to the city so we have to do without.
Brings back memories of calling 311 for help during a bad time.
Place might as well have been empty
Sneeze or cough can travel ten feet. Spacing appears to be about 6 feet. What could go wrong. Temp testing at door? Probably not. Will beyond for about 5 days before all infected.
H O R S E. Larry Bird baseline. I call swish. Fuck, hang on, I gotta answer the phone.
Yellllooowwww???
Only the best for Osborn. Such a nice guy.
It looks so per-tie, all it needs is some expired hand sanitizer at each station.
Sneezing isn't one of the symptoms of Covid19. Coughing is, though. And if someones sick, they need to stay home.
That's not 311. That's a setup for other agencies dealing with this
Third-World police department. No matter...you just know that some 1st Watch officers will go in there anyway and play basketball.
Due to another confirmed case at OEMC (that’s 2 we know of) Callback was moved to Academy so OEMC people cld inhabit (infect) Callback (376) while these POS ghetto MF cleaning crew can disinfect 911 center (OEMC).
Cool, the next time some wayward clown walks in off the street for a report, send them to the gym.
"This is way off topic, but necessary to share since it hasn’t been mentioned
on any news -
For those of us with elderly parents/relatives who live solely on S/S:
Since there is no requirement previously for those people to file tax returns,
in order for them to partake of the stimulus money and stock up groceries
and personal needs, they must file a 2019 US TAX RETURN 1099 form with
the copy of the form they received from Social Security, and send it
in with their checking account numbers/routing numbers for direct deposit.
Thanks SCC....and be safe out there."
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I DO NOT think this is accurate information. Don't believe the geniuses that post crap on the internet You better do a little more research.
Formerly Chicago - Now Texas
No Phones or Computers...WTF? Does 3rd watch have to use the same keyboard as 2nd and 1st watch?
Makes me pine for the OLde days in a district where the only problem was mold...
Sgt. “status check” is down for the count. He’s paying for all those grocery store, train stations, critical infrastructure, and social distancing checks but he was the only one to hold attendance outside and check off in the garage with the doors open. It doesn’t pay to be a company man.
So what's the spacing from worker's chair to the next worker's head? Because it looks like someone could be sitting far back from the table, hack or cough, and be less than 6' from the person behind them... Or they could be sitting close to the table, cough and hit the person in front of them...
Kinda like the "seat pitch" horseshit the airlines shovel out to make it appear that they have more leg room than really exists (they measure from seatback to seatback, leaving out the fact that your LEGS bend at the front of the seat...)
Wonder where they got the cardboard for the floor... maybe from a demolished homeless encampment? I get trying to protect the gym floor from damage, but honestly? It's a PLANETARY PANDEMIC - FUCK THE FLOOR. When this shit is said and done, you get the floor sanded, painted, sealed... whatever. As it is, the chairs and stuff are going to tear through that cardboard from the use, and will wreck the floor in those spots, so the whole thing will have to be done anyway. At least you can DISINFECT a sealed hardwood floor...
And then I wonder what the Fire Marshal has to say about using a patently flammable substance like CARDBOARD for a floor? How many electrical cables will be draped all over it? Wait for winter when some cold person plugs in a space heater.... *foooomp*
Holy crap ...according to US Census, cook county lost 21,000 residents ..last year
...Corrupt democrats
Anonymous Anonymous said...
So what about all the promotional classes that have been suspended. If academy is safe for dispatchers then it’s safe for recruits and dics, sgts, lts.
3/27/2020 11:54:00 AM
Since they have not yet been sworn in, the city can still cancel the promotions and return everyone to their assignments. The can invoke the dire financial crisis caused by the virus and the tact that the re-opening of Area 4 & 5 are on hold.
Academy has the room for it. Half the coppers were deployed and the other half went on the medical right before they were deployed.
Hey that’s where the second part of the SGT exam is being held! NOT
Anonymous said...
Sneezing isn't one of the symptoms of Covid19. Coughing is, though. And if someones sick, they need to stay home.
3/27/2020 03:43:00 PM
***Boy, your an idiot!!! Sneezing IS a part of the flu and sneezing can travel a 100 miles per hr and release over a 100,00 germs into the air at a distance of about 5ft. Sneezing begins at the back of the throat and a way the body releases irritants from your nose or throat..hence the word in here...GERMS!!! You MUST be another CPS product.
I feel sorry for the staff at the academy.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
No Phones or Computers...WTF? Does 3rd watch have to use the same keyboard as 2nd and 1st watch?
Makes me pine for the OLde days in a district where the only problem was mold...
3/27/2020 07:00:00 PM
Bring your own keyboard. WiFi it or plug it in
"This is way off topic, but necessary to share since it hasn’t been mentioned
on any news -
For those of us with elderly parents/relatives who live solely on S/S:
Since there is no requirement previously for those people to file tax returns,
in order for them to partake of the stimulus money and stock up groceries
and personal needs, they must file a 2019 US TAX RETURN 1099 form with
the copy of the form they received from Social Security, and send it
in with their checking account numbers/routing numbers for direct deposit.
Thanks SCC....and be safe out there."
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I DO NOT think this is accurate information. Don't believe the geniuses that post crap on the internet You better do a little more research.
Formerly Chicago - Now Texas
Have them do it right away. Stimulus checks will be going out soon and your 2019 form would have to be in the system
Is this the brainchild of David Ramos (a PO given a mgmnt title & salary @ OEMC?) Ramos main "qualification" is his precinct captain work for IL Secretary of State Jesse White, who previously had him "promoted" to Cook Co. Director of Homeland Security. This individual has no business being promoted to executive positions which bloat his Ptlmn pension.
Squirt guns coming soon for CPD.
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