CPD Got an Award?
Is this true?
- Anonymous said...Has anyone else noticed that because of the awesome drop in crime last year (lack of reporting it by victims?)we have a 2019 crime reduction the award in our personal award history? More uniform bling
We're too lazy to look it up. Is this another Participation Trophy?
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posted by SCC at 7:01 AM
117 Comments:
I recently called 311 to report a hit and run accident I was finally connected to a human being after 34 minutes and was told by the uninterested individual that I had to go to a station to report the incident.
No wonder crime is way down if this is NORMAL!
It will look good next to my 1998 Fitness Award.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Anonymous said...Has anyone else noticed that because of the awesome drop in crime last year (lack of reporting it by victims?)we have a 2019 crime reduction the award in our personal award history? More uniform bling
We're too lazy to look it up. Is this another Participation Trophy?
CONGRATULATIONS boys and girls and others, all of you are eligible for a free haircut from Cashmere Neal courtesy of the Mayor...
Bring on the 16% raise. Yippee ki a
Yes. I can’t wait for the arrival of my ribbon and certificate suitable for framing.
Screwing Up by the Numbers???
Remembering a night when Roosevelt/Ashland projects went up. Working midnights, no roll call, in cars asap for 3rd watch backup. The SGT got on the air & said he wanted the midnights to meet him in out front. As we are headed there he is doing a 3rd watch rollcall on air, telling them to meet up with him NOW. Once all of 3rd watch was accounted for, he order midnights to go & stay south of 18th or North of Taylor. All 3rd watch is to go in for checkoff. All done over the air. Such a class act.
fuk dat. i wanna see the ACLU award given to compliant democrat politicians.
money doesn't count.
It’s true.
It’s worse than a participation trophy. At least a participation trophy gets handed to you. I’m sure this Dept will send 100 ribbons to the district that employs 300+ and you will be told, “we ran out. I’m sure you can just buy your own.”
Gtfoh.
Yes. Good job to the officers who are actually out there on the street working. Not just units or teams but the beat cars who work answering jobs, doing paper and riding on jobs. To the units and teams who work locking people up and doing stops than you and good work. To the mutts who do zero. Sit on it and spin. Thieves and oxygen wasters. Have some pride and actually earn your money and teach your kids to work for a living and if your going to do something then be good at it and be proud of an actual hard days work.
Yes it’s true. I’m looking at it right now and it’s a show up to work and get an award, award.
Governor Pritzker will be extending the State of Illinois Stay at Home Order in increments on the 15th of each month.The June 1st announcement should be coming next week sometime.Looking like it will go to at least September 1st.
The DEVOIUS Beck is no doubt behind this, egged on
by personnel expecting promotions upon his departure.
Who else would know the fucking system?
When I retired, they handed me a baggie with a bunch of ribbons for awards I had no idea what the hell they were about.
Seriously....Is this supposed to boost Morale...? Is that all they have? Was it really necessary to bring this out right now? This is the epitome of anti-climactic. Some people really had to work on this during a major crisis? This is essential business? How about that they wait until this CV-19 thing is over and add a "survivors" ribbon as well? The crime stats will read down next year when the tallies are made. Will they re-issue the ribbon 2.0?
Now, where are our PPE kits, and N-95 face masks??
He walks like a Zombie through Chicagoland
and he would be hard pressed to name and point out
25 major crime hot spots on the map. A Corona Chief
with the head of a Bat using echolocation to navigate the
terrain. Cue the Black Sabbath music. All aboard!!!!!
Crazy Train Corona Chief Charlie Beck will no doubt hold
a Face Time news conference with the Lame Stream Media.
Careful there rank and file. Bat shit is very slimy and slippery.
Carter may just fall over after adding another ribbon on his uniform shirt.
Yes and yes
wow cant wait ..A Contract and Retro Better and respect from the white shits=never happen
Could anyone name all the ribbons Eddie Johnson used to wear on his uniform. Think he even had an Airborne ribbon.
Guess nobody closed the automated award machine after Jugghead left the building.
Crime is down for politics and elections.
Crime is up for gubmint grants money.
Murder tallies were over 500 for the past 4 years (2016-19) all on the strategic direction of DrRev Jugghaid SpecialEd Phd.
Pool all that shit together - that’s how democrats flatten curves, or when to highlight disproportion and disparity, heighten the curve.
Easy crime reduction is to knock down as many felony UCR Index Part One Offenses to NON-Index crimes.
The city definition and use of the term property crime is likely being redefined. Certainly not a jail-able offense.
Agg Batts/Asslt knocked down to Simples.
When was the last PSMV ? The last Arson?
Theft and Burglary are the last Index crimes still standing (reporting is not charging).
Larri has been saying lately crime and violence is a health crisis.
Why not blame the health professionals for not during enough vaccinating?
When Lari & JBee Pigfluenza decide when it’s politically best for them to cure this Covid’s there will be another blanket award coming.
Legit!
I am sure that all of the desk/inside people will rush out to put the award on their uniform. Some of these people look like South American dictators. It think that is has gotten a little over the top
Our exempts need something to put on their uniforms. Seriously, some of them only have the "everyone wins a trophy " ribbons.
Oh super cool! I wanna have a fake ass lego set on my chest like every other merit white shirt (*_*)
Everyone who worked the entire 2019, I think, civilian and sworn, got it. Even Lt. Eddie Johnson.
Yep, SCC, another participation award. Thanks for showing up in 2019! Another ribbon these gold star clowns can put on their uniforms to make them look more like a third world general. Which makes sense, since these idiot merit bosses and incompetent politicians have degraded this once great Department to near third world status.
I think the Uniform hops have been complaining that the uniform awards have been getting dusty..will we need to buy one or will the City give us one for free??
Minus my 9 months in recruit training, 3 periods in field training, and 4 months in loop traffic, I’ve spent my entire career in the Data Systems Division, Information Svs Division, and now Public Safety Information Technology Section. Name changes, but work stays the same. That being said, from the DNC ribbon in 96 to the latest Crime Reduction Award ribbon, ive got more ribbons on my chest that General Patton and Leo combined and ain’t never done a lick of crime fighting.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1247935715305873408
Don't let this kind of crap start happening in Chicago!
is it the Political Puppet Award ?
And if the pandemic kills enough of the right people, you'll get another one for 2020.
OT -
Picture worth 1000 words-
Show concern for people, get them hard-to-find PPE - and they're saggin
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/04/09/17/27009836-8205237-image-m-52_1586451480357.jpg
Awards don’t mean a dam thing. Do this job for a paycheck and to help people that’s it forget the dam awards
OT: 16 year old girl causing disturbance on CTA train at 4 in the morning Thursday gets accidentally shot during struggle with security guards. CTA is outraged and demands security company fire the two security guards involved because the CTA is committed to the safety of it’s passengers. Interesting because the 16 year old was with the two people that killed the former Marine on Tuesday by pushing him in front of moving CTA train. She is also wanted for a beating and robbery on the subway.
This dept is stupid, I’ve gotten honorables for shit I didn’t do because I was on furlough.
Someones been checking there award history like a rook. Doucher! Ha
Most of the ribbons that the exempts wear are for BREATHING. Total bullshit!
Yes it’s true
Awards for crime down given on a day when 14 shot and 7 killed. Ain't Karma a bitch? LOL!!!!!!
Remember when 011 was put in for a Unit Meritorious
Performance Award sometime back in the 90's for a
bigly year over year crime reduction?
It was quashed by CPD HQ...
"We don't give the UMA to those peons in Patrol"
Yes... UMAs have only been conferred upon various
clouted-up phone call units within BIS only.
"CPD Got an Award?"
Crime Reduction Awards mean the equivalent
of dick-all after the first one was issued
in 2004.
Some bosses kids and side pokes were probably whining about
not having any lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, bacon bits
and croutons pinned to their blouses "like
some of the old guys do."
Finally I made my mom proud.
I was working one of those STAY IN details the other night. We would stop vehicle traffic and ask them why they were outside since the Mayor ordered everyone to stay in. My Lieutenant provided me with a hazmat suit, telling me how much the department cares about my safety. I slipped into the jumpsuit and was just about ready to put on the hood when I noticed the label. ACME Bee Keeping and Supply. They almost had me fooled this time.
I equate that award to the first time I was successfully potty trained and my mother said "good job." Flush. Honk Honk
Josh Randall, Wanted Dead or Alive Says:
Obese Illinois Governor JB (Jive Bolshevik) gets an Award, the award for not doing jac shit for the people of the State of Illinois, who now haveamongst the highest rate of Wuhan Virus in the Country, and does nothing significant, just whines like a fat little bitch and blames Trump for everything. Sharing in the Award is Chicago Mayor Lori Prohabitioner Lightfoot, another professional blamer. 2 Sponge-heads if ever there were. The entire state is now in freefall due to the Leadership of these two. God help us all, the commies have taken over Hellinois
OT- what's going on with fop elections?
Next up is the 2020 Pension Elimination Award. Ribbons are being made by Vanecko Trophy Co.
It is true, seen it in my awards as early as the beginning of 3B segment
Just got my second Bureau of recognition award. Whatever that is?
Nothing Beats a PETA Award.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Governor Pritzker will be extending the State of Illinois Stay at Home Order in increments on the 15th of each month.The June 1st announcement should be coming next week sometime.Looking like it will go to at least September 1st.
4/09/2020 08:42:00 AM
This is a plan to string this Wuhan virus sham until near the November elections. Pelosi is pushing for mail in voting and is using the "plandemic" as justification. They are going to try and steal the election.
Never let a crisis go to waste.
Wonder what connected uniform distributor has gotten the contract to distribute the bs ribbons that will sit in an envelope collecting dust in some Commander’s secretary drawer?
Never got an award I deserved. Got a lot that meant nothing.
You can keep it. I want a raise!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Remember when 011 was put in for a Unit Meritorious
Performance Award sometime back in the 90's for a
bigly year over year crime reduction?
It was quashed by CPD HQ...
"We don't give the UMA to those peons in Patrol"
4/09/2020 03:47:00 PM
I hate to break it to you, Inspector Clouseau. But it is called the "UNIT" Meritorious Award.
Jimmy Two Times even got one.
Well, actually two.
Yes it's true
Trade my ribbon for a fair contract.
Uh, we got the award before this coronavirus thing blew up...
Unless you are congregating in large groups the police have no right to stop you...simply ask "am I under arrest " and "am I being detained "..if the officer says no, then walk away..
If handcuffed or arrested just for walking by yourself sue and hopefully try to get some punitive damages..if it was martial law it would be a different story
Wasted money could have instead bought desperately needed ppe for patrol
Morons never do think beyond their puffed out white shirted chests.
The ribbon is made in Wuhan China
Okay I have a concern that no one had talked about. Those body cameras and radios can be a huge cause of officers getting sick from covid. Please maybe suggest that they wipe them down with lysol wipe or even sanitizer on a paper towel. Those radios and cameras are a big issue
bonus....earned not given
Anonymous said...
Carter may just fall over after adding another ribbon on his uniform shirt.
4/09/2020 09:21:00 AM
What's up with him? Saw him the other fay looking really sad
Numbers down? You are awarded the Jack Shit award! Who really believes the powers that be will care about anything other than a good PR clip.
Anonymous said...
I recently called 311 to report a hit and run accident I was finally connected to a human being after 34 minutes and was told by the uninterested individual that I had to go to a station to report the incident.
No wonder crime is way down if this is NORMAL!
4/09/2020 07:19:00 AM
You got off easy! A young, polite family member got this idiot bimbo who kept them on the phone for over an hour blowing smoke up their ass only to turn around and finally say they can't do that type of report. Lost stolen birth certificates, social security cards and state id.
The department is giving participation awards!!! LOL
DaShank
Is there a picture of what it looks like?
Some guys actually take those awards seriously. I remember one guy who wore every award the Dept. had even tho he spent his entire career in 016 and 050.
Stop the dopers and the pushers from congregating... lip hanging pants a dragging ass mfn lowlifes
Yes. Good job to the officers who are actually out there on the street working. Not just units or teams but the beat cars who work answering jobs, doing paper and riding on jobs. To the units and teams who work locking people up and doing stops than you and good work. To the mutts who do zero. Sit on it and spin. Thieves and oxygen wasters. Have some pride and actually earn your money and teach your kids to work for a living and if your going to do something then be good at it and be proud of an actual hard days work.
Shut up hand job!!!
Signed Gang South Out there doing the job !!!
I want an award too!!!!
shove your award. give us our contract!
Before WW2, the US Army had ONLY one ( and very rarely issued) Peacetime Award: the Distinguished Service Medal ( NOT to be confused with the combat only Distinguished Service Cross, the DSC is second only to the Medal of Honor
Men who fought their way from the beaches at Normandy, across France, over the Rhine, into the heart of Germany until Roosevelt ordered a halt 30 miles from Berlin ( so the Russians could capture Berlin) got THREE Medals: European Campaign Medal; Victory Medal; Army of Occupation Medal. Now we have a civilian uniformed paramilitary organization in which seemingly everyone is “ highly decorated”.
Anyone know if Waller is still around? I dont know about this award, but I know he's got a few hundred awards awaiting final approval in clear.
ANOTHER reduction in crime?
This should cement that big raise when the contract is approved!
rb
OT
SWAT thrown out of O’Hare for being goofs. No more OT. Some dumb ass on SWAP was walking around the airport wearing his gas mask. Travelers were scared shitless. Another SWAP decided to walk around wearing a hoodie, with a gun exposed and no POLICE markings. Travelers began to freak out and called the police. Those goofs bring attention to themselves. Good riddance.
I checked my awards also, but I don’t think I’m a douchey rookie.
Quite the contrary, I was trying to update the old resumé and get the fuggg out of this god forsaken city!
I recently called 311 to report a hit and run accident I was finally connected to a human being after 34 minutes and was told by the uninterested individual that I had to go to a station to report the incident.
No wonder crime is way down if this is NORMAL!
4/09/2020 07:19:00 AM
That is some asshole at call back. Beef on his ass. HE is probably a jag off anyway
Well Deserved! Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha.
I did my part. 19-P.
"Milk and Cookies for EVERYBODY!"
The comments here are top notch. Some of the funnier ones I’ve seen in awhile. Well done with the jokes, another ribbons for everyone!!
still nice gesture of Riccio
all you people with no awards making fun of awards. even in the military some of the awards are BS.
Pin my medals on my chest, tell my mamma I done my best. Nothing like looking like a navy admiral from uruguay at parades.
*** I’m actually looking forward to this award. I legitimately earned it as far as I’m concerned. I spent all of 2019 pushing a beat car on a watch in a district in a day off group and didn’t get any lawsuits, indictments or CRs. I wrote hundreds of reports, responded to all of my calls and was completely professional and courteous when dealing with citizens.
That said, for the first time in 20 years, I did ZERO, that’s right, ZERO proactive police work due to the handcuffs placed upon me by these disastrous politicians that have taken the ability to fight crime away from me.
I will wear this award proudly as my 2019 STAY FETAL AWARD!!!!!! ��
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
"Remember when 011 was put in for a Unit Meritorious
Performance Award sometime back in the 90's for a
bigly year over year crime reduction?"
4/09/2020 03:47:00 PM
"I hate to break it to you, Inspector Clouseau.
But it is called the "UNIT" Meritorious Award."
4/09/2020 08:43:00 PM
Isn't 011 designated as a "UNIT" per EVERY
Chicago Police Department organizational chart
since 1960?
Oh wait.
You must mean "UNIT" in the special, clouted, phone call basis,
non-inclusive of Patrol, jumped-in,greased-up, membership by
ingestion/injection/gestation iteration of the word...
Right?
Do you stand in the mirror and actually
practice being a dunce or does it just
come naturally?
Or have you ever bothered actually reading
paragraph Z of section II of SO1-01-01?
Are you even a Chicago Policeman?
Spotting your dumb ass the C-l-u-...
Have at it Mistuh "Clueseau."
I hate to break it to you, Inspector Clouseau. But it is called the "UNIT" Meritorious Award.
4/09/2020 08:43:00 PM
I hate to break it to you, but districts are also "units." For example, the first district is Unit 001. Districts have been awarded Unit Meritorious Awards before. Nice try at being the smart guy though. I'm guessing you got to your "unit" with a phone call.
Can I trade award for a cup of coffee and donut at Dunkin?
That award is your Retro check.
Anonymous said...
ANOTHER reduction in crime?
This should cement that big raise when the contract is approved!
rb
4/10/2020 12:50:00 AM
I agree. That is if this national crisis does not drive Chicago and a few other cities into bankruptcy which is a possibility
You got off easy! A young, polite family member got this idiot bimbo who kept them on the phone for over an hour blowing smoke up their ass only to turn around and finally say they can't do that type of report. Lost stolen birth certificates, social security cards and state id.
4/09/2020 11:30:00 PM
I am old retired guy who came on the job in white pants stripe days in the 60's. The desk crews then and all the way to my retirement have blown people off and given them bad advice. They do everything they can to avoid writing that report for God only knows. They send the citizen to other districts, other jurisdictions, refuse to write a report etc. Seems nothing has changed When I was the WC I had a desk sergeant who would bond out traffic violators who did not have any ID or who were obviously lying. I had him toss those liars in the lockup to be printed. Both the desk sergeant and lockup keeper had a fit. Tough
all you people with no awards making fun of awards. even in the military some of the awards are BS.
4/10/2020 03:36:00 AM
Obviously not a cop or less than 10yrs on. The sarcasm is lost. I actually have several, though I've only ever actually received 2. Someone at my unit and district clearly "redistributed" them. Also, I laugh knowing some have received dept commendation awards for programs like creating the ISR app hahaha never on the street or got their feet wet but awards for desk jockeying! that's why we laugh
Wait. By January of 2021 everyone who worked through this virus will be getting a ribbon, just like WTO, NATO, etc.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Remember when 011 was put in for a Unit Meritorious
Performance Award sometime back in the 90's for a
bigly year over year crime reduction?
It was quashed by CPD HQ...
"We don't give the UMA to those peons in Patrol"
4/09/2020 03:47:00 PM
I hate to break it to you, Inspector Clouseau. But it is called the "UNIT" Meritorious Award.
4/09/2020 08:43:00 PM
Well gee Wally, I just don't get it. Whenever I complete a report, and there s a box for "Unit of assignment" I put down 011th District.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
all you people with no awards making fun of awards. even in the military some of the awards are BS
Everybody has awards. The give department awards for crime reduction and everyone whether you are in HR or medical section , you get one
I can't even find all my award pins.
Anonymous said...
OT
SWAT thrown out of O’Hare for being goofs. No more OT. Some dumb ass on SWAP was walking around the airport wearing his gas mask. Travelers were scared shitless. Another SWAP decided to walk around wearing a hoodie, with a gun exposed and no POLICE markings. Travelers began to freak out and called the police. Those goofs bring attention to themselves. Good riddance.
4/10/2020 01:01:00 AM
That place is a train wreck.
I’m just here to read more comments blasting the Special One who thinks Districts aren’t Units. Carry on.
Anonymous said...
I hate to break it to you, Inspector Clouseau. But it is called the "UNIT" Meritorious Award.
4/09/2020 08:43:00 PM
I hate to break it to you, but districts are also "units." For example, the first district is Unit 001. Districts have been awarded Unit Meritorious Awards before. Nice try at being the smart guy though. I'm guessing you got to your "unit" with a phone call.
4/10/2020 07:24:00 AM
Not the original poster and not being an asshole, but which district(s) and for what? Just curious.
I hate to break it to you, but districts are also "units." For example, the first district is Unit 001. Districts have been awarded Unit Meritorious Awards before. Nice try at being the smart guy though. I'm guessing you got to your "unit" with a phone call.
4/10/2020 07:24:00 AM
Bravo for telling Mr. Douchebag off. Only he is good enough to be in a unit and get that phoney award. Us district grunts, the backbone of the department mind you, shouldn’t even think of getting that award. How dare us, the unwashed masses.
Have you seen the Rona virus award?
CPD awards took a nosedive after the early 90’s CAPS ribbon.
I can't even find all my award pins !!!!!
Anonymous Anonymous said
I hate to break it to you, Inspector Clouseau. But it is called the "UNIT" Meritorious Award.
4/09/2020 08:43:00 PM
Could it be you never spent much time assigned to a district, and therefore wouldn’t know districts are units of assignment?
I bet you never had a bad day on the job also. F-ing primadonna, but you are good boss material, tool.
Fyi everyone in 007 just got the unit Meritorious award a few months ago
Wait. By January of 2021 everyone who worked through this virus will be getting a ribbon, just like WTO, NATO, etc.
4/10/2020 09:43:00 AM
Oh yeah, mommie gonna gonna have some chest bking baby!
Anonymous said...
I can't even find all my award pins.
4/10/2020 12:58:00 PM
If i remember, the uniform store above FOP ised to sell some ')
We had 2 crime reductions already, back in 2000s I think. This 3rd new one makes a whole row of crime reduction ribbons LOL!!
Old timer with the buffalo buster "wheel gun", times have changed. Throwing tvb's into the greybar hotel and letting them sweat for 8 hours is bad mojo. They all have to go to the hospital because their feelings are hurt and they have the sniffles. Much easier to write them a stack of movers, give them an i-bond, and impound the hoopty. You are 100 percent right but the game has totally changed.
Not the original poster and not being an asshole, but which district(s) and for what? Just curious.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I know 001 received one for NATO
another way to flatten the crime rate, change reckless discharges in case management down to found property on shots fired calls.
In the US Army, Personal Decorations are worn on LEFT, above pocket flap; UNIT Decorations (e.g., Presidential Unit Citation, Meritorious Unit Citation, Distinguished Unit Citation) are worn on RIGHT, above pocket flap.
And in checking, the 192 people department wide that didn't go on the medical in the last 3 years got their award, too. I think these are online only now; didnt get a star for my ribbon last time, and I dont expect to get one this time.
Dont worry, I don't wear them, so no need to get your undies in a bunch about me talking about it, really don't care. I just love how they don't follow their own rules for issuance.
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