Monday, June 29, 2020

New HeyJackass Category?

Someone suggested that the only approved source of mayhem statistics might add an additional category to their already extensive database:
  • Innocent bystanders killed and wounded
In light of recent weeks where the political class has ceded the streets to the lawless, the number of blameless victims suffering at the hands of Groot/Toni/Tommy/Kimmie voters has skyrocketed. Chicago can add yet another child, this time ten-year-old, to the body count:
  • A 10-year-old girl was killed by a stray bullet Saturday inside a Logan Square home. The girl was inside an apartment about 9:40 p.m. in the 3500 block of West Dickens Avenue when the bullet came through a window and struck her in the head, Chicago police said.

    Lina Nunez was taken to Stroger Hospital, where she was pronounced dead hours later, according to the Cook County medical examiner’s office.
Granted, there would have to be standards to this category, because we all know some kids put themselves in these situations. The one-year-old and the three-year-old appear to be collateral damage from existing feuds.

But this ten-year-old? Even that college kid the other night catching a stray round up north? These weren't muggings or robberies.

Maybe it's just too confusing, but the innocent deserve a bit more than being a statistic to a useless mayor and an even more useless states attorney.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude Inc. and Planned Parenthood - reducing the community’s population one tiny head at a time.

6/29/2020 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does FU Lighthead's dept of violence prevention run CPD ? Seems tex brown just a wallflower at pressers..

6/29/2020 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

20 year old was a hate crime - supported, festered and encouraged by local politicians.

6/29/2020 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On Hey Jackass 26June Stupidity Tally
they included a "Rain Delay."
I never noticed this before.
Without the Rain Delay we would have
had 2-3 more dead.

6/29/2020 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

John J. Rambo said it best...”there are no friendly civilians”

6/29/2020 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happens all too often. Innocence gets shattered in Shit-cago.

6/29/2020 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do these people in charge go to sleep at night with a clear, clean conscience??? Until one of their family members takes one in the ass things will never change.

6/29/2020 03:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this 10 yr old was a sad one, very sad ... God Bless

6/29/2020 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah-that college kid getting killed last week has already disappeared from the news. Guess we have so many bodies that nobody gets individual air time.

6/29/2020 05:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exactly which politicians are calling for justice and an end to the violence and killing of children in our city?

Ah there all busy pursing an agenda of national hate and blame ignoring what is happening to the people they were elected to serve?

Do kids lives matter???

Where are all those suburban protesters at??

6/29/2020 06:04:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Message to Mayor BugEyes: When you de-claw the police, you embolden the criminals. It's that easy.

6/29/2020 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All these poor kids getting slaughtered by people Kim foxx is letting go on I-bonds and no word from Michelle Obama? Hadiya Pendleton Got killed and she was all over that, why so silent when dozens of children are killed by Chicago violence every year?

6/29/2020 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately there will be too damned many entries in this category every week.

This would be a very, very depressing list to track.

6/29/2020 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
On Hey Jackass 26June Stupidity Tally
they included a "Rain Delay."
I never noticed this before.
Without the Rain Delay we would have
had 2-3 more dead.

6/29/2020 12:25:00 AM


There is no such thing as a rain delay! The weather doesn't affect crime!

All the Expert White Shirts say so.

6/29/2020 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous W.H.Thompson said...

Hey SCC,

We attempted this a few years back and quickly discovered that aside from the handful of highly publicized cases, we ended up having to infer on most. The best we could likely do is a stray bullet/unintended target category with maybe a side of domestics and assume the rest is lumped in with the usual nonsense.


6/29/2020 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There’s just too many people outside.
Chairman Mao Toad LightLoafer gonna bring back the 9:00 pm curfew.
It worked so well during Covid’s plague.

Still banned are the festivals, concerts, sports due to Covid’s.
Not one person shot kilt due to the absence of these sorts of gatherings, so there you works.
Lockdown Larri is hoppin’mad bugging out like a one winged cicada.

Since I don’t dare venture out past sunset, does anyone know if the local liquor stores are still closed after 9pm ?
That was a most excellent strategy too.

What happened to that “partnership resources” meeting Larri said was going to happen last week ?
Looks like everyone is ignoring and avoiding the twitchy crank Yosemite Larri.

6/29/2020 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
How do these people in charge go to sleep at night with a clear, clean conscience??? Until one of their family members takes one in the ass things will never change.

6/29/2020 03:03:00 AM
But don’t forget many of them have 24 hour days seven days a week Police details assigned to them and their families, their homes businesses travel everything with armed bodyguards are police officers the same people that they want to defund and get rid of, liberal thinking can never be figured out just a devious mind maybe you can get inside of their heads!

6/29/2020 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:25 AM
Rain Delay
That's like the legalese printed on some entertainment tickets
quoting an obscure law mentioning a "professional baseball

6/29/2020 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude up north was stalked and was shot while being robbed. Watch the video. He knew he was being hunted but didn’t act on his instincts. He could have possibly bolted and got away. Who knows. He was murdered by a pos who will never amount to anything.

6/29/2020 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groots more concerned about the ghetto getting fresh vegetables.predicted response to potus with inadequate response to carnage but no explanation,solution,and takes zero responsibility for the continued and no rain forecast for the 4th weekend.

6/29/2020 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot's response when asked from media, "How come we haven't about crime is down statistics, in like, like you know, month's?" Larri's response, " (quizzical look) "

6/29/2020 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same area as when that little girl caught one in the dome at Funston Elementary in 2007. Sad.

6/29/2020 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop trying to distract from the real problem SCC- the police. You coppers killed what, zero over the weekend? Yup, makes sense. /Sarc off.

6/29/2020 11:20:00 AM  
Blogger Crusty said...

I've encountered more than one bozo who dismisses Chicago's crime stats because it's "all gang bangers shooting each other." I'd like to rub this story and all the other ones in their smug, dirty, hippies faces.

6/29/2020 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my heart breaks for the officers responding to these calls...........

6/29/2020 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Innies, outties, domestics, workplace, incidentals, collaterals, po-po’ed, etc.
I axe’you, when the repeat armed violent CookCo justice-involved feral keep getting re-released again and again, does it matter how, why or where or by what means the m’fer shot-kilt y’all will be categorized?

HeyLarri! has a new category...Receding Hairline.
Crime and mayhem goes up so does the drive-in movie theater forehead.

Quarantine 1st thru 16.

6/29/2020 12:39:00 PM  
Blogger Exsemexleo said...

How far away from the shooting
does Groot live?

6/29/2020 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and further divide it out with the category, "Not Innocent Bystander" for when relatives/girlfriends/etc. get shot while they were around the intended target. Or not in the gang but hangs out with them.

6/29/2020 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They need to add deaths directly attributed to the
Honorable Langford L. Lightfoot, which is the fucking majority
of the total.

6/29/2020 05:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So true. Has Kim Foxx prosecuted a single arsonist or looter since the riots?

Foxx cannot redeem herself. She needs to be removed by the voters. Pat O'Brien is a superior choice in November for Cook County State's Attorney.

6/29/2020 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot lives with cats.

6/29/2020 08:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Late term abortions black gangster style . 19-p

6/29/2020 11:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For Cook County State's Attorney, I'll vote for Pat O'Brien. 😃

I wish Pat had a campaign going and real support from GOP Chairs Tim Schneider (Illinois), Sean Morrison (Cook County), Steve Boulton (Chicago) and Matt Podgorski (Chicago Northwest Side). 😑

6/30/2020 04:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a category where the offender was currently on probation or electronic monitoring at the time of the crime?

6/30/2020 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seeing that year after year the same neighborhoods have consistant violence, Hey Jackass should show a breakdown of homicides by the 50 wards and start naming the aldermen to make them accountable to for inaction. 🎅

7/01/2020 07:38:00 PM  

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