Saturday's Outrage
As of today, we are declaring that the CFD cannot use hoses to put out fires.
Fire hoses were used to inflict horrible suffering on black citizens peacefully protesting throughout the south in the 50's and 60's. To avoid Crimesha "believing" that this "might" be something triggering to her delicate sensibilities, we are calling on the CFD to return to bucket-lines and enlisting citizens to assist them when manpower runs short.
It's the only proper thing to do.
Fire hoses were used to inflict horrible suffering on black citizens peacefully protesting throughout the south in the 50's and 60's. To avoid Crimesha "believing" that this "might" be something triggering to her delicate sensibilities, we are calling on the CFD to return to bucket-lines and enlisting citizens to assist them when manpower runs short.
It's the only proper thing to do.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
44 Comments:
Now that is funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Bucket brigades.... brilliant !
But, is there anything left to burn ?
Yes those buckets could work. In the 1950s when I was a grade school kid we went to a children's social at the Nettlehorst public school in the 3200 block of Broadway. They actually had buckets hanging on the hallway walls marked, For Fires, they were filled with sand. Swear to god! I know this was before the Our Lady of The Angels School fire.
Why is Kim Foxx so racist?
Let's help.
How bout gasoline bucket brigades?
Fuck this city!
Like that Jimmy John commercial on the radio.
Buckets of water so fast you’ll freak!
Shouldn’t you be the one wearing the bucket Groot?
- Scarred but Snorter
The CTU should be forced to man the bucket lines for three months this summer, since they just got paid three months to sit at home in their pj's and watch porn.
Should we euthanize all canines as well? This society is off its rocker.
Before you ban the hoses, maybe you can hose that whale governor down. That fat bastard is going to eat himself to death. His organs gta be screaming!
Can't use buckets!! It might offend some misguided individual who may have been waterboarded at some point in their life while vacationing in a sandy environment.
Well...I certainly hope that the correct number of buckets are BUCKETS OF COLOR. Just sayin...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Why is Kim Foxx so racist?
6/27/2020 04:51:00 AM
Did she attend the Jeremiah Wright church, with the obamas?
Upper 80's with muggy conditions all week going into the 4th. Code brownie was walking around with a gold star on his jacket pocket. How can he be wearing a star when he's not armed. I'm calling IAD with an anonymous complaint, impersonating the police.
4:51 AM
She was raised that way
Interesting See "Master Bedroom" https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8ebUHoKbhVY0tavNdhwvw
Firebrigades bucket boys
I would say they should keep using hoses so long as they switch from telling the public the use water to telling the public the hoses only spray dihydrogen monoxide.
That will confuse the liberals enough to appease them and not reopen wounds (real or mostly imaginary) from this nations endless racist past.
I have been saying for years hoses are racist.
Hoses are sexist also.
From one who knows.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
272 Uniformed NYPD Cops File For Retirement After George Floyd Death
https://nypost.com/2020/06/27/272-nypd-cops-file-for-retirement-since-floyd-protests/
Cops are hanging up their handcuffs in huge numbers.
The flurry of Finest farewells began after the police-involved killing of George Floyd on May 25, with 272 uniformed cops putting in retirement papers from then through June 24, the NYPD says.
Anonymous said...
Why is Kim Foxx so racist?
6/27/2020 04:51:00 AM
Years in ingrained hatred, now it just oozes naturally like a maple tree
Given that Communist East Germany (1945 to 1990) made good use of fire hoses on “ Counter Revolutionary Neo Facist Imperialist Parasites and Blood Suckers”, most notably in the Berlin Food Riots of 1953, the Liberals MIGHT actually approve of this technique. The Communists added various visible ( to naked eye) and invisible ( visible to UV “ black light” light) dyes to the water to identify Protesters. In a Communist nation where clothing ( particularly expensive wool clothing) is tightly rationed, the loss of warm winter wool clothing due to dyes is a major loss. I have also been told, but without confirmation, that various chemicals were also added to water that would assist Dogs to identify Protesters. Apparently some type or variant of bomb sniffing EOD or dope sniffing dogs.
Yes, I do remember the bucket! They had to be painted red and had "fire" stenciled on the side.
I suggest we get some of the old water carts and line them with buckets. Think of the bucket contract some alderman could get!!
PETA might want to jump in on that, lots of shit going on in the elephant house at Lincoln Park Zoo (also under name change review).
Ban hoses. That’s a CookCo rule, Larri ain’t biting just yet.
CookCo has a police department but no fire and rescue operation.
Solution: create a CookCo Fire Dept.
Now KmmFxxxUp can ban hoses, chiefs and any strategic master plans.
I remember the fire buckets at Owasippe Camp Blackhawk
Since no one wants to see the "community" angry we should also ban vanilla ice cream, white chocolate chips, white bread, alfredo sauce, coffee creamer and white shoe laces.
Hell, let's just ban any and all items, actions or words that trigger deep dark fears and repressed anger due to America's past, present and future racism.
Maybe Groot can recruit some of the brightest minds from the "community" to develop a manual listing all of the items, actions and words that are causing so much pain.
Upon completion of this essential document Groot can hold a press conference with the suck-up media to announce the documents' official adoption and implementation date and the formation of a document compliance task force. Said task force will be comprised of only the wokest of the woke and have every available means to end the systemic racism that permeates our every breathing moment.
There, problem solved.
Prepare for another Great Chicago Fire if CFD is denied use of fire hoses. Instead of blaming Mrs O’ Leary’s cow did knocking over the lantern into the bales of hay, future folklore can blame the CCSA, Miz Foxxxx
Don't forget the horse-drawn fire trucks as well, along with stockpiling oats and hay to fuel the ponies.
Should we euthanize all canines as well? This society is off its rocker.
6/27/2020 06:48:00 AM
Maybe this will be the Sunday Outrage?
A Change Is Gonna Come
The Shape Of Things To Come
You'll need all the fucking hoses you can get your hands on
in the future. Bank on it.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I remember the fire buckets at Owasippe Camp Blackhawk
6/27/2020 10:30:00 AM
GO!
How did we survive summers out there camped out in the rigid green tents, no A/C, no phones or internet?
NYPD Detective On Quitting, Kneeling And The ‘Demise Of The City’
Leadership? A police commissioner is a figurehead. All orders are being set out by the mayor. All policy is being set out by the mayor, and the mayor has absolutely no idea what policing is especially in the forgotten neighborhoods like the South Bronx.
I don’t think the mayor has a concept of what happens on South Bronx streets. I think the mayor should take six months of nights and suit up and go out with the guys, in the precincts like the 40, 41, the 42, the 44, the 46. He thinks policing is what goes on in Manhattan. That’s not policing.
https://nypost.com/2020/06/27/nypd-detective-on-quitting-kneeling-and-the-demise-of-the-city/
I like "fuckit" brigades!
This city is officially shit!
So.....fuck it!
TheWall Street Journal reports that Eskimo Pies ice cream bars are changing their name. The company making the first chocolate covered ice cream bar, introduced in 1920 has decided that the name Eskimo is racist. Is the bar in the Palmer House going to stop serving Black Russians?
Saw the water cannons in action once,,,,,
That was spectacular......will knock your ass down and send your ass flying down the street..,,
Shoulda had them out for the riots......non-lethal.....what’s the beef?
Soaking wet, sore as hell little SJW-ers running for their lives.....Away from the big bad firemen!
Dropping all their loot along the way......
Defund them.....defund the CFD I say!
Oh! The humanity.......
We should also boycott the use of the word “boy” in job descriptions: I am calling on the Chicago Cubs and the White Sox to start calling their bat boys.....bat handlers and all shoeshine boys should now be called shoeshine specialist.The lyrics to the song Chattanooga choo-choo needs to change from “pardon me boy” to “Hey fuck face” We all need to finally fucking start digging deep within ourselves to stop this intolerance!!!!!
😂😂😂😂
I was thinking she can't be this fucking stupid, but yes she is. The only people who are more stupid are the sheep who vote for her. Waiting to be slaughtered for the sake of restorative justice.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
We should also boycott the use of the word “boy” in job descriptions: I am calling on the Chicago Cubs and the White Sox to start calling their bat boys.....bat handlers and all shoeshine boys should now be called shoeshine specialist.The lyrics to the song Chattanooga choo-choo needs to change from “pardon me boy” to “Hey fuck face” We all need to finally fucking start digging deep within ourselves to stop this intolerance!!!!!
6/27/2020 09:24:00 PM
Don't forget the annoying bucket boys, another name that must change.
Owasippe--- We were sent out into the woods with little tents to spend the night. One of the older guys had a transistor radio and it was the night elvis died.
nonymous said...
I remember the fire buckets at Owasippe Camp Blackhawk
6/27/2020 10:30:00 AM
Hey Tenderfoot, go to the other camps and see if we can borrow some checkered paint and a smoke bender. When you get back we will give praise to Chief OhWhatTanAssIAm. Hurry now!
We had those buckets filled with sand at our school. There were always a few cigarette butts in there hastily discarded when a teacher entered the hallway.
Well bye bye American pie.
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