Friday, June 26, 2020

Friday's Outrage

As of today, we are calling on Supernintendo Brownie and the Uniform Committee to outlaw ties throughout the Chicago Police Department.

After all, Crimesha "believes" that ties "might" be something related to lynching from sixty or seventy years ago. It is therefore incumbent upon the leadership of this Department to assuage the mental anguish and strain - seeing as how little brainpower she has to spare - and outlaw ties.

Even the clip-on variety because you just can't tell.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, then turtleneck dickies can be worn. Oh wait, the name of that garment might cause a problem. So, no turtleneck dickies. Just open collar. Wait, open collar has the meaning of indiscriminately arresting people, possibly offending a certain segment of our city, so the name open collar can’t be used. The term “unfastened top button of shirt” can be used. Gee, who can possibly be offended with the term “unfastened top button of shirt”?

6/26/2020 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is society allowing this mental illness?

6/26/2020 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure, get rid of the ties, hats, button shirts. Might as well be a bunch of rag-bag bums.

/s/ Grumpy old man

6/26/2020 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do not encourage the delusions of crazy people.

6/26/2020 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This woman is dangerous to herself and others! They should outlaw scissors in the SA Office because she could hurt herself! How in the world do these people get elected to office when it is obvious when they speak they are imbeciles...mayor, states attorney, alder-people, whole county board, both house and senate & governor!

6/26/2020 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are normal people ever going to be able to get back into these offices?

6/26/2020 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought her buddy Jesse Smollett used a rope for his hoax? Now Foxx is mad at business ties? This Kim Foxx is an absolute embarrassment to Chicago. Foxx and her friends make everything about race. Even fucking clothing. They are some sick people.

6/26/2020 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So I guess that means ending the practice of ASA's hanging ties on the wall in the office for trial wins. It's getting ridiculous. Maybe we can start wearing slip on loafers instead of putting a knot in our boot laces, it might be perceived as a threat or some type of symbol of hate.

6/26/2020 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Supt. Brown is from the SouthWest, wear they wear bolo ties. A bolo tie (sometimes bola tie or shoestring necktie) is a type of necktie consisting of a piece of cord or braided leather with decorative metal tips (called aiguillettes) and secured with an ornamental clasp or slide.

Oh, wait. That would be a literal string around the neck then. Nevermind.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolo_tie

6/26/2020 03:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


OT but not not sure if it’s true.
On June 19, 2020, Foxx conducted a voice conference with all the investigators of the SAO. This was a mandatory meeting that included the chief, commanders and all sergeants. According to various investigators, the meeting focused on jubeelee day. Foxx gave a speech to informed all the investigators the importance of This day. She also provided a history lesson on jubeelee day. Foxx when on to say how much Black people have been mistreated by whites. During this meeting, Fox encouraged several white investigators to apologize for their white privilege which they did. According to various investigators, they were shocked that this type of meeting was being conducted.
Former state’s attorney Anita Alvarez, never forced any employee to attend a Latino history meeting nor did Richard Divine or any other previous state’s attorney. what foxx did was completely wrong and illegal. This meeting was a official meeting.

6/26/2020 03:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Demand that we stop tying on shoes since shoelaces resemble nooses are give the community PTSD...

6/26/2020 04:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is Foxx so racist?

6/26/2020 04:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crimesha (or WTF her given name is) needs a psych
evaluation if she really believes courtroom and sales
department celebration "Animal House"-type hyjinks
have anything to do with lynching.
(She failed to mention if snakes - real or imagined -
invoked fear in her)
As Sigmund Freud once said, "Sometimes a cigar is just
a cigar."
Dear Lord, Give Us A Break!

6/26/2020 04:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a bowtie and bulletproof sweater vest...real snazzy

6/26/2020 04:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Morton college in Cicero took down all there American flags WTF now that triggers people

6/26/2020 05:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC is pleased to announce that Arbitration has awarded
the Chicago Police Tie Contract to Alberquerque Bolo Tie
(an Eddie Johnson Comapny). Also, Apple Air Pods 2 will
replace the Motorola two-way radios, also awarded by
Arbitration. Details to follow.

6/26/2020 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even the clip-on variety because you just can't tell.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness

May we suggest a big beautiful rainbow colored bow tie, that glows in the dark...

6/26/2020 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6/26/2020 03:38:00 AM

We all know the cook County states Attorney is a racist just from what she says, if this is true and they have enough time to retire, or if they do not they should be looking for another job apologizing what kind of liberal morons would do anything like this this has to be fiction Hass to be fiction there’s nobody that’s stupid enough to bow down to someone like this!

6/26/2020 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let’s all wear are uniform pants with our asses hanging out to show unity. Forget it can’t do it. I have to wear my trousers like a man!

6/26/2020 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The technology behind pull-away football jerseys
has now been adapted to Law Encorement Clip-On Ties.
Yes, school kids and protesters can now gab your tie
and wind up with "Nothing But Net." Certified 'Unable
To Be Used As A Weapon', Non-Toxic, and Fully Recyclable.

6/26/2020 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Recommend no-tie belted blue Leisure Suits. We need Keesing Bandit’s enthusiastic membership on any new Uniform Committee to positively ensure that CPD continues to look FABULOUS. It is all about Fit, Fabric, Function, and looking and feeling Fabulous!

6/26/2020 06:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about BOW TIES? And scarves?

6/26/2020 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t laugh. This is how it started in Germany in the1930’s. Everyone started tying their shoes with little Nazis.

6/26/2020 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another reason to ban ties is because of Covid 19. The germs accumulate on the ties because they aren't laundered enough.

6/26/2020 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kim Foxx is owned by George Soros. BLM is owned by George Soros. BLM is a criminal organization and not interested in ending racism. If they were interested in ending racism they would be in favor of school vouchers, ending black youth unemployment, single mothers, pro police and would be pro life. I have never seen a report where BLM were protesting in front of a Planned Parenthood abortion clinic strategically put in black neighborhood like Englewood. Planned Parenthood is America's number taker of black lives, BLM makes the Mafia look like altar boys with their destructive manner and extortion. Antifa and BLM are like Hitler's SS for the leftists. This is organized chaos. Kim Foxx is protecting criminal organizations. Remember all White People are racists in their minds and you are to apologize for your race if you're white. The concept that being white is racist upon its own standard because racism is putting all people of one race into one group. Remember this is all sideshow as there is little racism in our society compared to other parts of the world even Africa. The main problem as we have a media with no journalistic integrity and an education system that has stopping educating and is just for indoctrination.

6/26/2020 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you grow up in miserable cabrini green that was built by democratic politicians with taxpayers money and eventually caged the people in because the residents were throwing all sorts of stuff including bodies off the balconies,you can grow up angry and project it on the only people you saw on a daily basis and that was the police who were mostly white.This is a perfect example of how the democratic leadership kept the black voting plantation and helped nurture dependency for votes.After the land around cabrini became so valuable that they said it was a failed experiment so they dispersed the residents around the city with section 8 housing and the results of all of this is generational rage resulting in a large increase in black on black murders.Black lives won’t matter until black lives think they matter.Self pride can’t be bought or sold.In frustration the democratic politicians always repeat that we need more money “for the children”.Why?Because they have abandoned the children by encouraging daddy less homes.The gangs have given angry young men a sense of “belonging”.Kim is taking her opportunity as states attorney to show her child anger and her own style of pay back institutional racism.Malcolm x said he didn’t fear the wolf conservative.He said that black people should fear tthe white liberal the most.History has shown he was right.Look what they have done under the guise of “rescuing” a people.They have kept them down and voting for the democratic plantation party.The only way out is green power and the president has been trying to do that.Jobs for legal african american citizens should be priority one.Job training programs.

6/26/2020 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So I guess that means ending the practice of ASA's hanging ties on the wall in the office for trial wins. It's getting ridiculous. Maybe we can start wearing slip on loafers instead of putting a knot in our boot laces, it might be perceived as a threat or some type of symbol of hate.

6/26/2020 01:47:00 AM

Sounds like a hating loser! Kinda like Mo BOX 1/2 ARRESTS. and sorry, but in her bidness, you WANT WINS AGAINST CRIMINALS. I mean, you are the States Attorney voted in to prosecute criminals and defeat defense attorneys

6/26/2020 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about ascot? Ascots are classy.

6/26/2020 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Old Guy said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Why is Foxx so racist?

6/26/2020 04:39:00 AM

Because she hates herself and has to look for someplace or somebody to blame so she doesn’t consume herself.

6/26/2020 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So it will be velcro shoes, no ties and rastafarian hats. We are the ringmasters in the biggest circus in the world, its not a job, its a sentence. I'm gettin too old for this shit

6/26/2020 07:45:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

If those investigators apologized for having white privilege they ought to be strung up by their ties.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

6/26/2020 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a spinning bow tie? 🤡

6/26/2020 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bow ties optional? #ShesAnIdiot

-No Cop Here

6/26/2020 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only time you should wear a tie is when you are wearing a dress uniform.

6/26/2020 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, then turtleneck dickies can be worn. Oh wait, the name of that garment might cause a problem. So, no turtleneck dickies. Just open collar. Wait, open collar has the meaning of indiscriminately arresting people, possibly offending a certain segment of our city, so the name open collar can’t be used. The term “unfastened top button of shirt” can be used. Gee, who can possibly be offended with the term “unfastened top button of shirt”?

It’s can be deemed as Sexual Harassment! You need a liberal to create a term.

6/26/2020 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Foxx when on to say how much Black people have been mistreated by whites. During this meeting, Fox encouraged several white investigators to apologize for their white privilege which they did. According to various investigators, they were shocked that this type of meeting was being conducted.
____________________________________________________________________
What the f*** you talking about Willis??? This whole thing is going to bite them in the ass. Stop pushing it too far. Future elections will hopefully be packing themselves in at the polls to rid society of these d••• a••es. Common decency is not being taught to the younger generations at school or in their homes. Free everything and no accountability (no punishment) should be enough. Where’s Equal justice for anyone else? #workhardandearnit #nothingisfree

6/26/2020 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tie cutting is a old tradition in the SAO’s office.

That said, I’m up for no neckties worn on ordinary street duty for us,,,,,just like LAPD which has stringent uniform standards-to the point of laying out how gun belts are set up

6/26/2020 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Career ASAs are being encouraged, in fact practically bullied/forced, into apologizing for their white privilege and into owning/apologizing for the "harm" they have done by prosecuting people of color for the last few decades. This isn't totally new. Kim has publicly stated since she took office in speeches and emails that prosecutors need to own the harm they've done to society.

I'd like to hear from someone with a background in HR how it is OK to ask someone to apologize for being a certain race, gender, sexual orientation, class, etc. in the workplace. If it's OK, which apparently it is since Kim is brazenly doing it, then I respectfully request that Kim please apologize to all her line ASAs for being so stupid and uninformed about the criminal code and constitution she is sworn to uphold. If she's feeling extra generous, she could also apologize to them for using the office as a stepping stone to selfishly get ahead in her own life and to the families of the extra victims killed in Chicago due to to her idiotic views about criminal justice "reform."

6/26/2020 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KimmëlFxxxxx needs a mental health review. Three months in hiding in her suburban residential basement bunker without adequate ventilation will do that.

Hashed Brown might actually go along with nut job KmmmFxxxUp on that.

HQHouseMouse emergency overnight researching developers:
“ addendum 2(a)...approved face masks and coverings, may not have strings, bands, cords or loops. All approved facial coverings shall be affixed using velcro, tape or staples, no higher on the face than the eyebrow and no lower than the third chin.”

6/26/2020 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brown is looking for an escape hatch, He is doing away as quickly as he can to get away from this sinking ship you thought the titanic shipwreck was bad and sink quickly this is nothing like the shape of Chicago that the mayor is sinking along with her democratic cohorts as quickly as they can get out while you can brown get out where you can don’t be browned the clown anymore.

6/26/2020 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forget about Foxx she is a pawn...Is it Prickwrinkle who continues to allow this brand of criminal justice that has felons going free, empty jails and through the roof taxes? Whoever the real perpetrator of these action is the party the public needs to target! Could it still be the Dealey family still pulling the strings of the puppets?

6/26/2020 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha 😂

6/26/2020 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Other than being in dress blues, the tie is outdated and unnecessary.

6/26/2020 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Her hatred toward certain segments of society is continually oozing out of her.

6/26/2020 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The clip on or the velcro back tie should NOT be worn unless it is worn for ceremonies that require dress blues attire. Why would anyone want to wear a tie that can be easily removed from an officers neck and used to strangle him or her?

6/26/2020 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"unfastened top button of shirt”?

Unfastened means uncontrolled, no discipline - and "gasped" a white T-shirt might be observed clearly indicating white dominance - it is such an aggressive color.

So "sans tie" will then also require black or brown t-shirts, or no t-shirts worn.
When people wear white t-shirts it is a clear act of racism.

You can continue to wear black socks however.

And fox can continue to wear her Disney Goofy underwear since it is rarely seen.

6/26/2020 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT, but with Preckwinkle's dire forecast for the 2021 budget, expect Foxx to use COVID as an excuse to stop prosecuting even more crimes. Foxx was recently asked about how she plans to deal with expected budget cuts and she revealed that she will no longer try to do more with less, but rather plans to do less with less... likely meaning the end of diversion programs (which help those with substance abuse issues, mental health issues, and veterans) as well as more cuts in prosecutions of non-violent offenses. Foxx apparently thinks that the last few months have shown that the system can survive without prosecuting certain classes of cases.

It's no surprise that Foxx clearly has a different idea of what life in Chicago ideally should be like for its citizens, since COVID has brought an unprecedented spike in crime. Her comments once again confirm that Foxx's focus is on what life should be like for criminals (they should be free to roam the streets because they are victims of a racist system) versus law-abiding citizens (they should live in constant fear of getting jumped, car-jacked, shot).

Citizens of CC should keep this in mind when voting in November. They should also take a hard look at Foxx's allocation of resources within her office both pre and post COVID. It is possible to prosecute both violent and non-violent crimes within her budget... she just chooses to spend boatloads of money on personal advisors and data generators instead of prosecutors. She is motivated by her own personal agenda and desire to make national headlines, not by the best interests of the citizens she was elected to protect.

6/26/2020 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crimesha, why yall be so racist?

6/26/2020 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy.
You simply couldn’t make this shit up.

6/26/2020 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard from several people in the SAO that morale there is at an all time low. Really bad.

6/26/2020 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So many of the comments question the sanity of Kim, Lori, Preckwinkle, Dart. Fat Bastard, ect ect.

THEIR sanity is not questioned by the voters that put them in office.

THAT is ALL that matters.

Kim can be incompetent because the electorate WANTS incompetent.

6/26/2020 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um what cases are they talking about, the courthouse is empty

6/26/2020 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remove ALL ties from CPD.

6/26/2020 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Joe Magats. You have your time in, retire. What a sellout you are. You have no idea what current and former ASAs think of you, or do you? Nobody expected much and you even managed to go even lower.

6/26/2020 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know why ANY ASA in Crook County would stay here past 5 years in that capacity? With a morally corrupt office run by someone who might in the near future end up in prison or lose her, (I'm sorry) they're law license. Why would anyone want to stay there ant longer!

6/26/2020 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/06/exclusive-police-source-woman-framed-former-missouri-gov-eric-greitens-guilty-perjury-bribed-cash-payment/

Great article about a corrupt soros funded social justice prosecutor

6/26/2020 01:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about SHOELACES? Shoelaces can be tied into a noose! ( Can the Keesing Bandit please recommend a comfortable, protective, and very STYLISH pair of slip ones for me?)

6/26/2020 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Tie can also be used as an improvised Torniquet on an arm or leg after a Member of the Communerty is shot by another Member of the Communerty.

6/26/2020 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ms. Foxx:

A consensus of the nation's top psychiatrists refer to your condition as PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA with delusions of grandeur.

Resign forthwith and get some help.

6/26/2020 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I was one of their investigators I’d sure that racist dumbass for creating a hostile work environment. If true that some investigators apologized, shame on you. Coward.

6/26/2020 04:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Career ASAs are being encouraged, in fact practically bullied/forced, into apologizing for their white privilege and into owning/apologizing for the "harm" they have done by prosecuting people of color for the last few decades. This isn't totally new. Kim has publicly stated since she took office in speeches and emails that prosecutors need to own the harm they've done to society.

I'd like to hear from someone with a background in HR how it is OK to ask someone to apologize for being a certain race, gender, sexual orientation, class, etc. in the workplace. If it's OK, which apparently it is since Kim is brazenly doing it, then I respectfully request that Kim please apologize to all her line ASAs for being so stupid and uninformed about the criminal code and constitution she is sworn to uphold. If she's feeling extra generous, she could also apologize to them for using the office as a stepping stone to selfishly get ahead in her own life and to the families of the extra victims killed in Chicago due to to her idiotic views about criminal justice "reform."

6/26/2020 09:19:00 AM

They’re LAWYERS. Let them sue her.

6/26/2020 05:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just curious......where do Kimmie be living?
No way Kimmie be living in Shitcago......
She be knowing all dem crimnals she be letting out be staying in
Shitcago so am be sure she not be living no wheres near Shitcago......
Pardon de English. Went to CPS public school....

6/26/2020 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not only do ties evoke the painful legacy of lynchings and boring meetings they also are offensive to people that have hanged themselves. I'm sure Ms. Fixx (as Mr. Smollett prefers to call her) is currently working with Dionne Warwick and the Psychic Friends Network to contact some of the deceased to get their input on the very sensitive issue of ties.

6/26/2020 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD doesn't need no STINKING ties!!!!

6/26/2020 08:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired ASA here. I worked with Joe Magats for many years. We rose through the ranks by doing the right thing which was putting criminals in prison. Joe, you have sold your soul to the Devil. I’m sorry to say that and see you spiral down. You have lost your moral compass and the respect of your former colleagues who worked with the police to take criminals off the street and make our city a little safer. Shame on you Joe.

6/27/2020 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


...just like LAPD which has stringent uniform standards-to the point of laying out how gun belts are set up


The way it should be. Why it’s called “uniform”.

6/27/2020 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are NOOSES acceptable if used to hang Nazi War Criminals convicted of Crimes Against Humanity at Nurnberg in 1946/1947? Are NOOSES acceptable if used to hang Japanese War Criminals convicted of similar crimes at Tokyo in 1946?

6/27/2020 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired ASA here. I worked with Joe Magats for many years. We rose through the ranks by doing the right thing which was putting criminals in prison. Joe, you have sold your soul to the Devil. I’m sorry to say that and see you spiral down. You have lost your moral compass and the respect of your former colleagues who worked with the police to take criminals off the street and make our city a little safer. Shame on you Joe.

6/27/2020 05:07:00 PM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I am a fashion guru.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

6/28/2020 06:38:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Of course I can recommend shoes. Earth shoes baby! Nothing better.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

6/28/2020 06:44:00 AM  

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