Monday, September 07, 2020

Great Idea

Bosses want numbers?
  • Here's the plan: The Gold Force!
    Each dep chief will lead a team consisting of his commanders.
    Each team will have a videographer.
    These Gold Teams will be sent to Mich Ave, south & west sides to take back Chicago, 12 hr days, no RDO for two weeks.
    Chiefs will approve arrest reports, case reports, TRRs, MV pursuits, etc.
    The videos will be shown daily at roll call and elearning.

    Then we'll know how to do it!
It is said that a good boss won't ask his people to do anything that he/she wouldn't do themselves.

Have at it "Boss."

UPDATE: The one thing not covered above is someone to print up the tickets and posters for the fundraisers.

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52 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Add in the school teachers too. They’re fleecing the city coffers too.

9/07/2020 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious!

9/07/2020 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The issuance of knee pads will be given to subordinates.

9/07/2020 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need a station psychiatrist for officers off loading their life problems to any open ear. The constant moaning is a sign of needing help and their mind ineffectivly working through their problem. Only listening because never know when they've had enough.... but some guys are cracking under the stress of seemingly non-stop 12 hr days.... amongst other things.

9/07/2020 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol!

Make these Gold Star capons put their money where
their mouths and their asses are then stand back
and watch the fun...

"Whuh? Who, us? Leave us alone.
We busy bossin' y'all asses so STFU
an' do whut WE say."

The time honored admonition to refrain from
shitting where you eat/eating where you shit
will thusly take on a new and peculiar urgency.

...Or not.

Watching these exempt bozos run each other
the fuck over in the parking lot is the most
fun peed-on peon Blue Shirts have had on this
job in a looooooong time.

>SCREEEEECH!<
"WTF? Oh SHIT! WAAAIIT! Not US! THEEEMMM!"
>Frantic Running... THUMP! Draaagggg!<

"Unintended Consequences" are a very real
muthafuckah to their "Best Laid Plans."

No?

"Awwww! It looks JUST like you!"

"Goo!"
>FART!<

Look.
Point & Laugh.
Leave.

It's their ugly-assed baby so leave it to
them, Groot and Texas Brownie to sort out
the "paternity" issues.

"Momma's baby, Daddy's maybe..."

Blue Shirts are too damned busy being laser focused
on survival to give a shit about these ignorant,
one-way, selfish-assed, break-neck "bosses."

9/07/2020 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Department is a joke. Expect it to get a lot worse.

9/07/2020 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: "vote harvesting" by the left: start at 28:00

https://youtu.be/k6L5C0uLFjE

VDH mentions Daley and 68 and how things have changed.

9/07/2020 01:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like the Gold Force could be the A team. I prefer to be on the B or C team.

9/07/2020 03:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’ll tell ya who I wouldn’t follow, that bald headed assclown Darlin. That fuckin goof along like other supervisors from the rank of Sgt & up think we can still Police like it’s the 1990’s & prior. I wish we could , lord knows this country needs it

9/07/2020 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck these overpromoted clowns

Let one of these so called clowns come to my post and order not request any activity from me, I'll.................


On a second note and more importantly, anybody notice the media on the stabbing of the Sgt. in question. NOTHING BUT CRICKETS.

9/07/2020 05:43:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Instead of a Walk And Talk program, our exempts could initiate a Stumble And Mumble program for themselves.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

9/07/2020 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow CPD taking Keystone Cops to a whole new level. Hope the have popcorn at the roll calla.

9/07/2020 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck that, where's the city emergency?? Im sure as hell not doing it, ill be on the medical. Im tired of this shit already.

9/07/2020 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are smarter test takers than all of us.

9/07/2020 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a great idea! A leader should be able to demonstrate tasks he expects his subordinates to preform.

9/07/2020 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t forget that your hours will be from either 16:00-04:00 or 18:00-06:00.

9/07/2020 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This would be forking hilarious, How do we get this to happen ??? These triple merit hacks seem to be the only ones with anything to lose [their spot] in this whole game. And when have they ever demoted any of them for performance???
These Triple Merit Commanders should then only have their pincushions, suck holes, side pieces, purse carriers, ticket sellers, coffee getters, baby's mamas, baby sitters and home improvement provider Po's as backup.

They are all Triple Merit [at least] commanders. Earned not given ?? LOL

9/07/2020 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cascone isn’t a dep chief. But have him lead the way. He demands so much from the blue shirts but he was the biggest dog in the world before getting promoted. Always demands to have the most guns in the city so he can beat his chest that he is the best. Can’t wait for him to finally retire.

9/07/2020 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Am so disappointed in our Command staff.......
Not showing up to lead the way on these RDO cancelled-12 hour mega shifts.....
Are THEY not working these hours, too? Are they not eligible for O.T. ?
Where ARE THEY?

‘AND......so disappointed in our thugs......
Know they aren’t sitting in jail or anything......why such low totals for a Holiday?
OR.......has the word gone out from the DNC to calm it down?
Seems like very recently our shooting totals have started dropping.....
Is it just a coincidence that: that started on the very day the DNC polls started
sinking due to the ongoing violence/shooting/looting/riots in DEM cities/states?
And Hiden Biden went from a 13 point lead down to 4 points?
Just asking for a friend........

9/07/2020 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Been off the job for awhile but by the looks of some of these “merit bosses” leading troops down Mich. Ave will make for a great you tube video. 😂

9/07/2020 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is said that a good boss won't ask his people to do anything that he/she wouldn't do themselves.


This definitely does not apply to the empty skull merit hacks...

9/07/2020 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

won't happen, they use command time or whatever it's called and we get our days shifted to cover...

9/07/2020 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm if this were only true...however, our commander is about to quit next month and is going at it with our chief. Everyone stand down!
It’s a cock fight now lol

9/07/2020 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't the exempt use their undeserved salaries to buy lunch for the Michigan avenue and downtown store owners? Or let that fat fuck fill Cline use his swindled $200,000 CPD memorial foundation salary to wine and dine the business owners. Let them go kiss some community ass since they followed politicians orders which put Chicago in this position.

P.S. F U Lori.

9/07/2020 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean perform like a police force?
Brilliant idea. The Gold Standard of Modern 21st Century of Policing.
No better way to train the unsavory pissants than an experienced, book smart, non-Part 2 test taking band of white shirts showing us disgruntled clowns how to do our job.

I’d settle if they’d retest every good star exemplary every year or two...sort of like a licensing requirement they do for barbers, veterinarians and food service managers.

(Roll the Boots Randolph, Yakety Sax theme)

9/07/2020 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gold Team/Blue Team
Military roots.
'Nuff said?

9/07/2020 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T Six year old boy along with five others shot during the mostly peaceful J'Ouvert cerebration in New York City.

https://nypost.com/2020/09/07/6-year-old-boy-shot-during-jouvert-party-in-surgery/

9/07/2020 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love it!! Welcome-Back-Carter will have to figure out how to wear his vest. Do I wear it under my uniform? If I do that I will chap my nipples. Do I get one of those vest carriers? Does JG or O'Herrons have a patch the says TOOL to put on the back? BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE...how long is it gonna take for me to transfer all my ribbons to my vest carrier?

9/07/2020 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol @ 9/07/2020 05:57:00 AM...

Stumble...
Fart-Noise!
Mumble...

Repeat.

9/07/2020 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Burn Loot and Murder,The New Amerca.

9/07/2020 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those videos if any will never see the light of day. Or possibly used in trading of what not to do.

9/07/2020 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Spencer- McKenzie team could actually GO Home instead of being in 011 - 24/7 .
Literally. Up everyone’s asses. Write Parkers! Break up parties! Guard my properties !
“you 2 officers “decompressing” on that foot Post at Gladys and Pulaski, could you go write some Parker’s and disperse those 200 drunk and high thugs at Gladys and Springfield that are out twerking in the streets?“
No car? You got feet - you can walk ! No cars available - that’s going to go well.
EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.

These two DONT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT THEIR OFFICERS SAFETY! They are one way bitches that only are looking out for themselves. God forbid either get promoted. Then 011s hell - will be your hell.
constantly Creating 10-1 situations...
All to get that next promotion ... fuck you.

9/07/2020 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A majority of the "command staff" couldn't tell their asshole from a hole in the ground. Useless pukes all of them, they were the kids in the back of the class eating Elmer's glue.

9/07/2020 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give them zero. Can't wait until Tuesday's briefing and the new plan that Dallas Brown is gonna unveil. It seems like Groot and the Marxist Democrats pull hard on the dog chain on BLM/antifa and rioting. Too much heat for the Groot in election year. Now just need to calm down Dude, Inc from hunting down and murdering the Community. 537 kilt already and more to come. Thanks Groot, we owe it all to you.

9/07/2020 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I’ll tell ya who I wouldn’t follow, that bald headed assclown Darlin. That fuckin goof along like other supervisors from the rank of Sgt & up think we can still Police like it’s the 1990’s & prior. I wish we could , lord knows this country needs it

9/07/2020 05:33:00 AM

—————————————

Totally disagree! I think Darlin has been the only boss that knows what he’s talking about.
When he’s on the radio he’s directing officers and not waiting on decisions.
We need more leadership like D/C Darlin.

9/07/2020 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

36 shot, 5 killed Labor Day Weekend. Page 14 Sun Times. Check it out. Apparently a closing church and R Kelly are more newsworthy stories.

9/07/2020 01:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lots of young coppers coming in with bullshit arrests!! They just don’t listen.

9/07/2020 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dumb n dumber running the show bleach n starch n phony medals mean nothing

9/07/2020 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Labor Day is my 16th consecutive day with RDO cancelled and I know that a lot of officers are doing the same....aren't there any labor laws??? How can this be legal? What's our Union doing?? And now I'm hearing this next weekend might be day off cancelled again...so am I going to have to work 26 consecutive days? This is clearly abuse, Mayor, and you should have at least that much intellect to realize it. I didn't sign up for this!
By the way Mayor, recently when you finally said something respectful about us.....it was easy to read between the lines. You kept saying that we were highly trained....because the truth is, you don't want a Kyle incident here, is what you truly meant.

9/07/2020 02:47:00 PM  
Blogger 30 pending and what said...

I’ll tell ya who I wouldn’t follow, that bald headed assclown Darlin. That fuckin goof along like other supervisors from the rank of Sgt & up think we can still Police like it’s the 1990’s & prior. I wish we could , lord knows this country needs it

I remember the day lil Darlin was screaming like a female, that zone 10 had to hold the air because a female officer had a emergency. He tried to convince the dispatcher that he wasnt a female but they kept ordering him off the air because of the female screaming for help.

9/07/2020 03:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better yet how bout the dept release all body camera videos of police responding to everyday calls in the ghetto. People need to see what the police deal with on a daily basis, then guaranteed we get a big contract and these teachers will see their job ain't shit....
Here's a big F.U. to the Teachers, JB the hut and Groot

9/07/2020 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well the kids in the 7400 series and 7600 haven’t figured it out yet, they still putting themselves in harms way, the traffic stops the street stops haven’t figured it out yet.... there isn’t one boss on this job that will have your back..... they have you guys doing shit that is going to come back and bite ya in the ass....

9/07/2020 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If its numbers that you want, we're here in narcotics doing conspiracies. More buy numbers that won't be prosecuted.

9/07/2020 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the way po’s consider Sgt’s bosses. Maybe you have realized but Sgt is the worst job on this department. The only reason to become a Sgt is to make Lt. As a new Sgt with 25 years I do enjoy hearing all of the problems these five year wonders have. Talk about fricken entitled. Like you’re the first one to have kids or a spouse. If you wanted bankers hours you should‘ve been a teller. Grow the fuck up people it’s embarrassing. And yes you have to stay until the end of you’re tour and yes you have to show up tomorrow because you fricken working.

9/07/2020 07:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
It is said that a good boss won't ask his people to do anything that he/she wouldn't do themselves.


This definitely does not apply to the empty skull merit hacks...

9/07/2020 09:10:00 AM.

NOR the special friend/study group SUCK-ASSES !!!
Let's not forget them, passing a test in this corrupt organization don't mean shit.
It's very easy to pass when your given the questions and the answers !!!
Pass 2 test and you make Lt, take a good hard look at that proud, courageous group.

9/07/2020 09:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
If its numbers that you want, we're here in narcotics doing conspiracies. More buy numbers that won't be prosecuted.

9/07/2020 06:24:00 PM

Nobody, and mean I mean nobody cares about your narcotic arrests. I care about Roosevelt Rd to North Ave, and Lake Michigan to Ashland Ave. Help figure out how to keep that area safe and secure so that the tax base of the city can continue to thrive. You can bring in 10 pcs arrests, and it doesn’t have the importance of one looting pinch.

9/07/2020 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about letting the incompetent Deputy Chief that made a decision that cost one of us their life, let this jag off lead. We will never forget even though the department seems to have. Dep Chief Bulnes we will never forget.

9/07/2020 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

love it!! Welcome-Back-Carter will have to figure out how to wear his vest. Do I wear it under my uniform? If I do that I will chap my nipples. Do I get one of those vest carriers? Does JG or O'Herrons have a patch the says TOOL to put on the back? BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE...how long is it gonna take for me to transfer all my ribbons to my vest carrier?

9/07/2020 11:04:00 AM

TOOL on the back of the vest carrier is fuckin priceless

9/08/2020 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LET these idiots shoot each other, I'm getting sick and tired of doing these traffic stops for "activity". Fuck that, if im getting worked 12 hours a day constantly month after month and told to be "proactive" you are literally a fucking tool. If i'm getting shot at, I will make a good paper for the arrest, case and GRIND those hours out to make 100% sure, this hoodtrash isn't going anywhere but the cold box for life. Other than that, i don't care about these traffic stops, I don't care about these morons doing 20 blue cards in a day, I don't care about the daily grind. I'm in full survival mode and i watch out for myself, my partner and any units driving around the area outside of that fuck these out of touch merit bosses. Fuck your box, fuck your numbers and fuck you, I'm not slaving over for a city nor mayor who doesn't back and protect it's police.

9/08/2020 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I ...I mean they work 24 hours a day getting you to work. Someone needs to protect my....I mean citizens homes.

9/08/2020 08:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol. I cannot speak for a or most areas but I do think foot post officers being assigned to certain beats, even temporarily, could help.

9/09/2020 06:55:00 PM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

"...It's a cock fight now..."

Never talk about Fight Club.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

9/16/2020 08:11:00 AM  

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