Big Surprise - Not
Two hours after Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker delivered his coronavirus briefing for Illinois, the governor's office announced he is isolating pending the results of a coronavirus test due to a recent exposure.
The office said it was notified Friday afternoon of a recent exposure and "as result of that possible exposure is currently conducting contact tracing and following all necessary health protocols from IDPH."
"The exposure was the result of an external meeting with the governor that took place on Monday in a large conference room in the governor’s office," a statement from the office read. "The governor was tested [Friday] and his results will be made public when available. The governor is currently isolating pending his test results."
It couldn't POSSIBLY be from all of those unreported trips to that COVID hot-spot Wisconsin? Including the one over Halloween where he rented out an entire bar/restaurant, turned off security cameras and requested all attendees to turn off / turn over cell phones so pictures wouldn't leak out? We're pretty sure the name of the bar appeared in our comment sections a few times.
Thank goodness the governor is the picture of health, because we heard the Lieutenant Governor is currently locked in a room, high as a kite and demanding todays run of Twinkies from the factory.
posted by SCC at 7:01 AM
114 Comments:
3 words.... KARMAS A BITCH......
If he has it and his fat ass survives, you know this is all bullshit.
Since this tub of goo is compromised with being morbidly obese, I hope this Chinese Bat Virus eats him alive....
Oh Noooo. Pray for the HIPPO
#HippoLivesMatter
Fuckbook has just made almost every page I belong to review every post before it's published. Heavy crackdown coming.
Off Topic:
The NYPD message board/blog, The Law Enforcement Rant, disappeared on Pro Board yesterday, literally as I had it up on the web.
EVP50, or any other administrator, would you please keep SSC advised so, if willing, they can post an update here.
Thanks
He didn’t realized he could get Covid by hanging out at the all u can eat buffet table
Ha ha Karma is a bitch. Get well, not really. Fatso not having a good week is he. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving person. LOL long and hard.
How the hell could anything get thru all that blubber ?
doctors will give Tubby script for 80 lbs raw sugar and 55 gallons of lard four times daily.
Hope he infected all at meeting and our worthless Mayor was there. Love it when you get to witness the “come around”. Better the extra strong bed ready in the ICU. Maybe his obesity will be a factor.
thats what he gets for going to WI
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https://www.police1.com/officer-safety/articles/police-escaped-murder-suspect-with-electronic-monitoring-recaptured-QcwKOqE4Dwhzx1iB/
maybe Tommy D will go and get this guy personally after he serves his Ohio time.
Twinkies are good
Fat Bastard is fine.
His latest tax grab "fair tax" scheme was exposed for the fraud that it is and rightfully voted down - he was beginning to catch some heat for the embarrassing defeat - so it was time for him to play the victim.
Now it is time for the media to play their role and swoon over the fat pr*ck and pretend that our 'most glorious leader in great peril!'.
F Fat Bastard, and F the complicit media.
KARMA
How about the CPD policy on Covid. If you have been exposed and have symptoms your have to go get tested. but while waiting for the results you are to return to work until the results come back. It can take 2 days to get the results so you can infect everyone you have contact with\. What a disgrace this department is. They are putting the officers and the public the police has contact with in danger. Everyone else has to self quarantine except the Chicago Police dept. Krusty the Clown is running this department. They don't follow any advise from the doctors or the mayor. Record breaking cases each day 10,000 plus. but you have to report to work. freaking joke
And being obese...just saying.
Now SCC you know that no one is permitted to question Governor FATSO or his families personal lives.The OBESE one is very testy these days as it is.If he gets pushed any further he will implement his Stay at Home/Total LOCKDOWN Order a couple of weeks early.If only he would have quarantined himself after his weekly Lake Geneva excursions to the Horsey Farm.Please Governor-WEAR YOUR MASK,SOCIALLY DISTANCE YOURSELF,and now DON YOUR TIN FOIL HELMET and retreat to your basement with all of the other COVIDIOTS.Take your militant,weed smoking,absentee Lieutenant DOUCHE BAG with you.Can we lock the West Side Witch Doctor and Dr. GREASY ARWADY in a basement somewhere also?
Following the science, huh?
Large conference room contaminants is bullshit, what happened with all those JB - doctor eZeeekie health and safety measures these people put in place including lockdowns, masks, sanitizers, temperature scannings, filtration systems and that ever so important social distancing they’ve been yammering DAILY since March ?
Hypocritters Dems all got on there bandwagons a blasted President Trump when he caught the plague and blamed him for not taking matters seriously, not following health protocols, not screening his staff or press conference pool.
Funding must be coming to an end, so IL went from 2-3,000 a day now somehow is pulling 9,000-10,000 “new” Covid’s positive cases a day statewide and correct me if I’m wrong, but is there any or just where are there, those drive up test sights? Longest running and biggest scam since Tuesday night November 3rd. Last minute rush JB looking to temporarily fill his hotels again even though 9-10,000 cases a day all week has yet to Overwhelm Our Hospitals - 40,000 People Will Die™️ (according to Larri).
Yo’time is up. Could there be some Fed movement stirring about regarding tax cheating and IRS audits?
At-Risk Porkie might be looking for a way out of his elected position like its rumored that Der Larri LightFührer is too.
And it will be for family reasons....yeah right.
Hope his toilets don't flush
So, was this Lake Geneva party on Halloween? Was the Gov in costume? did they spray paint him orange and call him a pumpkin?
Toilets bro, god damn toilets
J.B. = Manspreadng
Like big time.
Like mooning the Statue of Liberty.
Shameless pig. His nephew bought a Dairy Queen franchise
and J.B. nearly sucked that soft serve machine dry. It was like
a Rube Goldberg contraption. Some tourists and their families
were scarred for life.
In addition to getting rid of non-tier one tac teams, brown does NOT want to the remaining tac teams in unmarked cars. The tier one tac teams will be in uniform in marked cars. All the tac unmarked cars are going to be used by watch supervisors
Be prepared for another lockdown ..fatass changing covid method for counting cases to include less accurate tests ..new totals will sharply increase cases amounts, giving putz chance to stick it to voters
JB Putz will show voters for voting down his tax hike
I’m sure mr. governor will be in the heart and prayers of someone. Maybe one of the restaurant owners or his horses.
Not to worry!
Just a simple case of the vapors.
Brought on by the collapse of his Wimpy payment plan for the State of Illinois.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today".
And that fat slob is NEVER around on Tuesday.
You can take all the precautions available and still get it.
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Guard is out in Philly and they DO have their service weapons.
National Guard patrol the streets of Philadelphia as votes continue to be counted with Joe Biden on the cusp of winning presidency
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8923733/National-Guard-patrol-streets-Philadelphia-votes-continue-counted.html
OT: who’s the dumbass chicken shit that’s too afraid to end these cancelled rdo’s. Come on already. There ain’t shit happening. Let us get back to normal. We’ve got families to deal with. There’s not even an end date. They have no idea what it’s like trying to get babysitters and people to help out when you don’t have your days off. So fucking fed up with this place.
Pier 290 , he’s a fat pig , real estate tax cheat .
He has a very obvious comorbidity.
Good for FATASS!! it couldn't happen to a bigger ASSHOLE!!!
I honestly don't know how Putzker can get a true Covid test reading with nothing but bloated air in his "super size me!" head.
Do as I say......not as I do! Lord pritzker, the ayatollah of rock n rolls.
Hypocrite.
"The governor is currently isolating pending his test results."
Put him in one of our area's Federally-rated 1-star, "significantly below average" nursing homes, where sane, ambulatory residents have been locked in with known covid cases for 234 DAYS now. These establishments seemingly rake the gutters for more deranged, violent street people to keep the numbers up
A ballistic missile sub, Ohio-class, normally does only a 70-day patrol.
There is a limit as to how long you can keep people under water.
The psychological devastation of a second lockdown will be too much for many to bear, writes consultant forensic psychologist Dr. Keri Nixon
https://tinyurl.com/y2csgzqz
Britons could launch class-action lawsuit for BILLIONS in compensation for Government 'falsely imprisoning' nation during lockdown, law lecturer predicts
https://tinyurl.com/yxnh74jz
Obesity = serious comorbidity for COVID19 health issues. Wishing you a speedy recovery fat boy.
You don't have the health status in your favor but have the $$& for the best care so odds are (given the lethality rate of the Kung Flu anyway) that you will be fine.
How is that spending proposal coming tubby? No extra income taxes I hear...
You made me have diet coke come out of my nose with the last paragraph. You should have been a comedy writer!
More likely a bullshit ploy to make this all seem legit
Lying fucking Democrats. Like the GOVERNOR can't get the 15 rapid results test.
I'd wish Prickster well, but it wouldn't be true so, I'll just not wish him anything because it's bad Karma to wish someone ill. Democrats should try to take that advice, as they wish all of us would die a painful slow death.
Smoke dat pot honey, you're a democrat in Illinois, those brains cells aren't necessary for you to function here. In fact, if you're sentient, it's a hindrance.
YEAHHHHHHHH he will be off tv for two weeks
I just saw a pic of Lt. Gov. Stratton. She sure looks like a mini me version of Prickster, in size. Keep smokin that weed and getting the munchies honey, you'll be Prickster without the billions in no time. 0bama endorsed her so, of course, she's one of those wild eyed progressive monsters we're all going to have to get used to, oppressing us. Ain't 2020 great! Someone unplugged our life support system, the death is assured.
I know a guy who had to do the same shit.....when Bill Clinton was in town, back in the day. Said the guy was all over broads in corner of a once famous Fullerton Ave joint. Real affectionate.
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker said he can't make any guarantees that Illinois won't see a stay-at-home order in the coming weeks if the state's coronavirus metrics continue to rise..........
Just last week, a local reporter was savagely ridiculed for daring to ask the great man about another lockdown. The election is over, his tax was defeated so everyone may be sent their room as punishment
Lake Geneva better lock down
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Who the FUCK voted for a senile old man to be Commander
in Chief? The Quick and the Dead?
Teletubby was up in wisconsin slobbing down the cheese curds and brats and slamming the pbr's and now he's got the cramps. It's the pbr, that shit is some wicked panther piss swill.
Of course Gov fat boy has coved-19. His behavior has been begging for an infection for months. Party-party-party for him but not for us little people who pay for this mess of a state.
In all seriousness, if tubs really has a full dose of the Covid he could be in deep shit due to his morbid obesity and what ever other underlying medical conditions such overweight people usually have.
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Weekend News Dump
Joe Biden Wins Presidency
(Kinda fits the game plan, don't it?)
O.T. but for all that say that there's little proof of election fraud I give you the following to consider:
Usurpation of Article II Section I Claus II by the Pennsylvania Supreme Court IS proof of fraud.
Don't get fooled. It's not over. Not by a long shot.
Rosemont Police Chief forced to Resign. Idiot making over 200k a year to supervise 90 officers fucks it up because he’s an absolute Nut Job. Cheating on his wife, threatening officer with job loss on a daily basis, spending un necessary on all his police toys, and he has a drug problem! LMAO
Hey, since Putzker spends most of his time in WI, did he vote there?
Silly me! He's a Dim! He voted in IL, WI and FL...twice.
It’s not over ... let them enjoy their temporary 🥳 celebrations...
Serves him right now abide by your lockdown and quarantine rules and stay the fuck at home just like the rest of us asshole
Bring back Blago!
I'm getting there.
That guy is so big that he exposes everyone in the entire state just by being in it!
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
"Pritsker sucks "
Classic Illinois politician. He's the ultimate hypocrite.
Now Fatass is really kicking in the fear by counting "probable cases" - contract tracing nonsense. Wouldn't it be nice to know what they consider a "probable case" is.
Illinois COVID-19 hospitalizations are rising so quickly that, in roughly a week, the number could surpass the highest tally seen in the spring surge, a Tribune analysis has found. And the skyrocketing admissions are raising new concerns that some hospitals could eventually be packed with patients.
The analysis comes as Illinois continues setting records for coronavirus cases and experiencing surges in deaths. State health officials Saturday reported more than 12,000 new confirmed and probable COVID-19 cases in a single day. There also were 76 more deaths reported Saturday, bringing the confirmed statewide death toll to 10,154.
The record daily tally reflects the new way the state is counting new daily cases, including not only confirmed cases but also probable cases.
Saturday was the second day Illinois reported both confirmed and probable cases, following what state officials said was Centers for Disease Control and Prevention guidance on how to count cases.
On Friday, officials said there were 10,376 new cases confirmed through testing, in addition to 7,673 probable cases of COVID-19 from since the beginning of the pandemic. On Saturday, the health department did not make clear how many of the cases were confirmed with testing and how many were probable cases.
Welcome to the united states of china. The freak party has stolen the election and is set to destroy this country. No unity will ever be achieved, just chaos and dysfunction. Welcome to 4 years of hell. All you goofs who voted for this babbling fool and sidekick cameltoe will be singing a different tune in a few years. Behold the birth of amerikazilla.
most obese people are highly suscepticle to the chinese virus
Have the hundreds of citizens up in Wisconsin been tracked down by Contact Tracers to inform them that they all have been in the presence of Governor FATSO and now must retreat to their respective basements,put on their Tin Foil Helmets,PRITZKER CN 95 Chinese Masks, and remain there for 14 days? Maybe renting out that Lake Geneva Bar and Restaurant to Governor FATSO and his crew was not such a good idea.
Gov. Pugsly is isolating at a buffet table. Anyone else tired of these Democrats?
Has GREASY Dr. ARWADY ever taken a COVIDIOT Test?She looks like a disheveled mess everyday for about 8 months now.
If Porky, the most unhealthy human in Hellinois, survives the rona without any major complications or being hospitalized, how much more proof do we need that this is all fake. According to libtard "science" he's in big trouble.
Couldn’t happen to anyone else and be more ironic! Go party in Wisconsin some more you GOOF!!!
Another big surprise for all the coppers that live in Garfield ridge, drive by archer Avenue and Nashville look behind the Lindy‘s chili building everyone thought they were putting in a beautiful flag tower near that big American flag hanging in there we are all hoodwinked look at it now it is the biggest 5G transmission station around my good friend is an engineer involved with installations of 5G and he said this is one of the biggest around very very powerful puts out a lot of different wavelengths drive-by Look at it incredible!
Man has a bad yen for alcohol.
You would think he was a Police Chief.
Anonymous said...
Sleepy joe and kamooley harris in the White House? We are so fucked.
11/07/2020 12:44:00 PM
Sleepy Joe will be out of the White House by June 2021. Harris and Pelosi will run the country. Just sayin!!
Porkasaurus...
Trump 2024
Senile Joe and Commie Harris...:(
Perfect timing. Couldn’t have been better What a joke
Saturday afternoon Pritzker was out on the street celebrating Biden’s win. I guess he didn’t need to isolate after all.
What the man needs is a flesh eating bacteria that doesn’t mind working OT
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Fukbook has just made almost every page I belong to review every post before it's published. Heavy crackdown coming.
11/07/2020 07:23:00 AM
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Please tell us that you are some coppers thirteen year old little sister or daughter, who wrote on here about fuckface. If not, you need to get some sense pounded into your head about social media.
I thought the human rotunda already had covid back around when Trump had it. I guess I'm losing my mind. In our new world that would be a good thing? I'd now be qualified for a run at the presidency.
Fat Head and Pot Head...
We Are All Replaceable
Yabba Dabba Doo! I got me Covid! And will be giving it to you!
Maybe he should’ve spent some of the millions trying to pass a fake fair tax to screw over the middle class and paid out wages to workers affected by his phony shut down orders. I’ve family that are back to work but due to his restrictions are losing anywhere from $500 to &1000 in wages every month. They are making it by the skin of their teeth, but aren’t able to put anything away to save for a rainy day and because they make barely above 1200 cannot file for unemployment to make up the difference. Meanwhile, you’ve 80 grand + a year teachers & other assorted democratic bought vote jobs collecting full benefits and wages on the backs of tax payer’s like my short changed family...all the while sitting home for a year. The democrats should absolutely not be proud of this Biden win. They cheated and still only made it by the skin of their teeth and certainly had no big blue wave in the Senate as predicted.
Gonna miss the daily 2:30 COVID press conferences. Hope that his Biden bedpan comes in handy.
here's the vid of Fatass "self isolating' strolling down the street celebrating
https://twitter.com/LexiSutterTV/status/1325171616322519041
Mayor Lightfoot what a hypocrite! No mask on and in a crowd of thousands today. JB gonna shut the state down. Gonna be over 40 percent by next week. Do as I say not as I do!
pritzger addressed the crowd for the historic election of the first kommunist govt in the united states. GET IN MY BELLY HE ROARED ! ! ! ! all the snowflakes, manbuns and fat chicks ran screaming like a godzilla movie! brown eye is contemplating using fat bastard for riot crowd control, fear, noise and gas in one package !
Funny all the super spreader events that are suddenly allowed with Biden and Harris apparently winning. Pritzker returning to Illinois infected with Covid 19--let Wisconsin keep him.
My condolences to all First Responders losing their most vocal advocate this week. I can't believe this goof Biden beat President Trump.
I didn't vote for China Joe and the Ho. Is it me or does Pugsly look like he's gained about 20 additional pounds? Fu k Fox News! Go to News max.
I saw jaba last night leaving the Illinois state building at 9pm. Cameras can prove this. Isolation my ass.
His ass hurts from being spanked on his loss on his unlimited power grab, er, "Fair Tax".
What a coward.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
If he has it and his fat ass survives, you know this is all bullshit.
11/07/2020 07:16:00 AM
+1,000,000!!!!!!!
He's so fat that smaller fat people orbit around him.
Have you guys ever seen him eat, in person? (not a person, although he could). It is a remarkable sight. Food just keeps disappearing. It’s like the biblical loaves and fishes: as fast as new food is brought out, he consumes it.
I don’t understand why he doesn’t just get the lap-band or other surgery. Isn’t he sick of not being able to walk stairs? Struggling to get into a car? Getting out of bed? He is easily over 400 lbs. Does he really love food more than his family? The end for him in the shape he’s in is predictable. He could fix it.
He has zero self control and no concern for anyone besides himself. Anyone with that psychology is not fit to govern.
The baron meister of hamburgerville was out prancing around looking like a rolly polly clown yesterday after biden was declared the 46th president of the united states of china. They had a little trouble pushing that noseblaster past all those cornstalks growing in his schnoz for the rona test so they had to go to plan 2, bend over and keep your elbows on the table.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT: who’s the dumbass chicken shit that’s too afraid to end these cancelled rdo’s. Come on already. There ain’t shit happening. Let us get back to normal. We’ve got families to deal with. There’s not even an end date. They have no idea what it’s like trying to get babysitters and people to help out when you don’t have your days off. So fucking fed up with this place.
11/07/2020 09:49:00 AM
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One of the city’s arguments for residency is that it would guarantee a faster response time in the event of a call out due to riots, disasters, etc. Although if you live in Mt. Greenwood and work in Rogers Park, you still have a longer commute time than if you live in a suburb, like say someone who works in 8 and lives in LaGrange, or a cop who works in Rogers Park and lives in Lincolnwood or Skokie. Still, the city argues this.
But as pointed out, the city makes no use of our residency beyond sucking up our tax dollars and keeping Catholic schools in business. They will have paid out a million dollars in OT to have cops sitting around doing nothing. Was it worth it? Did they make a million dollars in taxes from these cops whose days off were cancelled? Hell no. Cops could just be on call and get a stipend for that, and live wherever we want. It would be cheaper than paying the OT.
The city is so shortsighted it’s pathetic.
Anonymous said...
If he has it and his fat ass survives, you know this is all bullshit.
11/07/2020 07:16:00 AM
He’s back and fatter then ever! Seems that he needed a little break to get over his very expensive defeat of his, “Fuck everyone” tax! ;)
Of he dies I will $1000 cash to whomever follows his coffin playing a tuba.
If you havent already, delete Facebook Twitter, Yahoo news, all the liberal run sites now. Send a message.
Could this have been his back-up plan so he can hide from the media if the election didn't go his way? Now that it went his way, he appears to have tested negative & he's out celebrating. Very interesting timing....
What was the name of the bar again?
My condolences to all First Responders losing their most vocal advocate this week. I can't believe this goof Biden beat President Trump.
11/08/2020 01:49:00 AM
Agreed. Why 74.5 million people voted for Sleepy Joe and the Ho is a mystery.
Sleepy Joe's halting, half-jog out on the stage just before he claimed victory made him look infirm and his speech delivery and mannerisms were robotic and uninspiring, but not to worry. The Ho is a heartbeat away.
Has GREASY Dr. ARWADY ever taken a COVIDIOT Test?She looks like a disheveled mess everyday for about 8 months now.
11/07/2020 05:46:00 PM
Only one more month until the blessed event! Who da baby-daddy?
Same state lies and distortions in UK!
Official data is 'exaggerating' the risk of Covid and talk of a second wave is 'misleading', 500 academics tell Boris Johnson in open letter attacking lockdown
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8925427/Official-data-exaggerating-risk-Covid-500-academics-tell-Boris-Johnson.html
What lockdown? Market in London is PACKED with little social distancing or a mask in sight as visitors help themselves to takeaway beer and Britons flout new rules in their thousands
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8924471/London-market-packed-visitors-buy-takeaway-beer-weekend-new-restrictions.html
11/07/2020 09:42:00 AM
Of course they do. They have to protect the B/H votes and dump the others.
https://twitter.com/LexiSutterTV/status/1325171616322519041
Insane gluttonous fat bag of suet looks like he gained 50 more lbs. Humpty dumpty assed freak has no pride. I know it's been said over and over but the only excuse for a person with that kind of money letting himself get to that point is severe mental illness.
This loonie isn't fit to run a side show. He should be in one but he isn't mentally stable enough to be allowed to sell the tickets or handle the cash. Somewhere in that twisted mind he must think his billions will help him cheat death.
How Much Does JB Pritzker Weigh? Ask Alexa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCT5phqzphU
Rosemont Police Chief forced to Resign. Idiot making over 200k a year to supervise 90 officers fucks it up because he’s an absolute Nut Job. Cheating on his wife, threatening officer with job loss on a daily basis, spending un necessary on all his police toys, and he has a drug problem! LMAO
11/07/2020 01:56:00 PM
Wait a minute, I thought those WERE the qualifications to get hired lol
Look man, Rosemont still has real outfit members around- so...
Another big surprise for all the coppers that live in Garfield ridge, drive by archer Avenue and Nashville look behind the Lindy‘s chili building everyone thought they were putting in a beautiful flag tower near that big American flag hanging in there we are all hoodwinked look at it now it is the biggest 5G transmission station around my good friend is an engineer involved with installations of 5G and he said this is one of the biggest around very very powerful puts out a lot of different wavelengths drive-by Look at it incredible!
11/07/2020 06:39:00 PM
Some got paid $$$,$$$ or more. These things are not just thrown up, they require approval and permission... were there discussions? A public forum? Hmm wasn't it EJ that said i got more questions th as n answers
How's the Covid doing?
" I can't believe this goof Biden beat President Trump"
Don't - Biden underperforms Hillary and Obama in all states EXCEPT Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania....
He didn't beat Trump...they fixed it for him...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Another big surprise for all the coppers that live in Garfield ridge, drive by archer Avenue and Nashville look behind the Lindy‘s chili building everyone thought they were putting in a beautiful flag tower near that big American flag hanging in there we are all hoodwinked look at it now it is the biggest 5G transmission station around my good friend is an engineer involved with installations of 5G and he said this is one of the biggest around very very powerful puts out a lot of different wavelengths drive-by Look at it incredible!
11/07/2020 06:39:00 PM
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Who gives a shit?
I’d be more concerned about archer Avenue being 1/3 vacant storefronts. 66% of your ward voted for Biden. You clearly don’t give a rat’s ass about your neighborhood. Another bunch of democrats kissing ass for their overpaid city jobs.
Oh wait, they did open “The Joint” weed goods shop.
He will be the side show , come see the fat man that looks like Fred flintsone
No not Harley spinchter. , it’s jb th chaod , hasn’t seen his wee wee in years
Either has Harley ynuk , ynuk , ynuk
on the question of residency one has to ask how many will go and how many will stay,,,you just know the clout babies will stay and suck the Dem clout masters ass in order to climb the ladder higher and tell guys in roll call room ""oh we don't have no clout""
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