Who Wore it Better?
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Choice #1 - the Groot:
Choice #2 - the brillo pad:
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
Sunday, January 03, 2021
Choice #2 - the brillo pad:
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104 Comments:
Gum under the table?
I still can’t believe a hair dresser does that for her.
Pure steel wool - and rust knows better than to form on it.
No. 2 .
At least #2 is useful to clean burnt on food...
Let the Brillo Pad on the sink after a couple of uses and it gets rusty. Then it will look like a cross between Larry’s hair and former alderwoman Dorothy Tillman.
The Brillo Pad wins my vote. Certainly for its C=O-N-S-I-S-T-E-N-C-Y in messaging, alone.
LMAO!!! Groot SUCKS!!!
No doubt about it, Groot is the winner.
Brillo is blue, Groot is gray.
The brillo pad.
Bwahahahaha!!!
Add this one, too.
https://youtu.be/l5rTq-bBhQM
Groot wins every time. If groot dyed her Brillo head orange and grew it out a bit, she’d look just like the “Heat Myzer” from the classic kids Christmas show “The Year without a Santa Claus” Or she could just grow her brillo out, leave it natural, and be Don King.
Brillo pad is more useful!
Uno for brillo!
Groot
:)) Oh SCC, you tickle me so :))
She has the “whatcha looking at Willis” look.
At least the Brillo pad can be useful. Sure don't want Groot in my kitchen!
A Brillo pad is a useful tool. groot is just a tool.
Choice #2
Oooh... tough call.
I'd have to say it's a toss-up. The Brillo pad is smarter, though.
She is not just our mayor. She is the Face of Chicago.
The Brillo Pad looks sharp and tight!I vote Brillo Pad.
Brillo!
At least it is telling the truth and not trying to be something it isn’t.
FULL
Brillo pads are actually useful and get the job done.
Beetle Juice/Groot is the exact opposite.
This will be called racist and homophobic. But maybe it will cause another one of her anti-police rants. Maybe someone will record her this time.
The brillo pad of course
Trick question
I see two identical pictures
The Brillo pad for sure. Lol
Don King Always sorry Lori and Brillo long second.
I am writing in Chia pet.
i say the Brilllo pad. The slight Blue/ Green are colors of renewal, Spring is coming! citizens should deposit used ones outside her home. She will be SO pleased!!!!!
God please help us. Next election is going to be Groot vs Crimesha vs Prickwinker and maybe Dart the fart.
I’ll take the Brillo pad for mayor over any of these idiots any day of the week and twice on Sunday. At least the Brillo pad is useful.
I’ll take the brillo pad. It’s better groomed and probably has a better heart, soul and brain. Brillo can’t destroy the city like groot
LOL I totally didn't see that one coming. Having said that, I vote for the Brillo pad.
at least a box (or just one)of Brillo pads has legitimate uses(ie you can clean with them). You know;work,clean,does something useful.
People might get confused with Lightfoot's hairdo looking like a Brillo pad.
Mr. or Ms. Pad has more credibility and intestinal fortitude!
Just saying!
No one rocks it like the groot. Scrub-a-dub-dub.
And this is the face of shitcago a failed racist police hating mayor. Brillo gets the vote.
SOS
How dare you insult the intelligence of the Brillo pad by losing my t to the same category as groot!
I am still waiting for the Groot Chia Pet to make its entrance.
Wondering if she gets a bowl of soup with that do
The Brillo pad is throughly insulted & resents being compared to to such a alien thing
The Brillo pad has a brain, the alien creature does not
FULL
#2 - The pad won’t engage in hypocrisy or require a huge security detail as a bonus.
#2
Da Groot, hands down.
image? face of chicago?
hairdresser malpractice for dammed sure.
At least the Brillo pad has a useful purpose.
Don’t blame the hair dresser, that’s all she could do with that mess!!!
I’m going with the best dressed contestant - Brillo
At least the Brillo pad is useful for something.
Groot vs a Brillo pad. I've decided. I can accomplish much more with the Brillo pad.
The way I look at is this:
At least the Brillo Pad has a use, to clean the Vogue’s on my pimp mobile. The Groot,.....still trying to look for a positive use.
Signed:
Hollywood Joe.
SOS pad, as it at least gets rid of the scum you don't want. Might be a good propaganda tool for one of Groot's opponent's in the next election! "Let's scrub the scum out of city hall!"
And she gets caught getting a haircut. With hair like that I wouldnt call any attention to that mess of wires
Brillo me this Batman, does Groot work for Great America, because I swear I saw her at Fright Fest.
1 term mayor for sure, a complete failure
Brillo
Definitely the second option. At least this one appears to be above 4ft and mentally stable.
Don't know. Will you ask one of the cheating lieutenants what the correct answer is?
Good thing that you didn’t use SOS pads, (do they still make them?). They worked better and lasted longer than Brillo! Best thing to clean whitewalls, before they came out with spray cleaners.
Brillo pads are good for rat holes.she went head first into Chicago.
Did Lighthead lead the raid on the Bar in Wrigleville on New Years Eve? Is this her idea of fighting Crime? Pulling you guys off of real duty for a publicity stunt raid?
This is our mayor. The highest political representative of our city. Physical appearance is so vain anyway so why even bother?
I always feel better after #2. There is just something about a good #2.
the brillo pad at least it has a use
At least the Brillo pad is useful.
The biggest laugh of the year was the mayor dressed for " Rona" . That stupid looking costume made her the laughing stock of the world. I am not surprised at the level of damage done to the city in her short term in office.If the city recovers, it will take years, if at all.
SOS pads are at least effective while Groot is least effective.
The Zombie like stare coupled by the posture of a vulture in a cheap suit does have the limited value of a 1950's B grade sci-fi movie. Brillo however, is reliable, dependable, doesn't lie, is not vindictive, biased or racist, and is not subject to corruption. It gets the job done! Brillo gets my vote.
She is absolutely a no no leader at all she let everyone walk all over especially Chicago teachers in the Chicago teachers union a little person wearing men’s clothes voiceless to help the people that pay the taxes she needs to resign immediately see sickening and pathetic everyone laughs everyone including the police department her so-called command structure the fire department streets and sanitation the world community other mayors everyone Laughs r she’s such an asshole and she’s clueless
Isn't a Brillo a popular and useful item that helps make your home a better more hygienic place?
Stop insulting innocent Brillo pads!
OMG!!! This is so racist !!!
{Sarc}
First place # 2
Second place: still two
"Yo bald-headed ass" or sumpting like dat.
Some kid put her in her place when she showed up at a basket-ball court to enforce her/commusnist party party edicts earlier."
The first picture shows her to be what such a degenerate fish-like creature she is.
When she is seen in public, only confirms that viewpoint.
Glad I don't live in Chicago. Run, don't walk away from there. If such are elected officials.
At least #2 is not wearing clothes 5 sizes too big.
CookCo alum of incompetence Ngozi Ezike doctor of Illinois’ public health (another political hack that disappeared from the podium for weeks) translated that for me...
I’ll choose # dos .... bree - yo.
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“SOS” @ 1/03/2021 04:41:00 AM
- Shit on a Shingle, cream chipped beef (where’s the toast?).
I salute the addition and quite fitting.
Chalk up another nickname for the angry, constipated, droopy draw, frog pussed, twitchy, half wit, bug eyed, buzzard toed, miserable, third rate irritable bowel traveling sideshow beetlejuice imbecile clown.
I believe LightLoafer is the first mayor to have attained over three dozen monikers...that’s a historic first.
Definitely #2.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I still can’t believe a hair dresser does that for her.
1/03/2021 12:02:00 AM
And remember........its the hairdresser that she had to visit while we were all inside on lockdown because she is a public figure.
Lets not forget these little facts. LL is a SCUMBAG
Why insult a perfectly good Brillo pad?
Groot, it's much more abrasive.
I wonder if she has to water that like a Chia Head?
If you think 2020 was bad, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Feel sorry for you folks in blue, feel sorry for myself too, temporarily stuck in this shithole.
I know it's tough to place blame on any one person, as shit has run rampant across this once great country, but Groot hasn't contributed one goddamn positive thing, totally worthless.
The facts are, she just doesn't care, all for one, and one for none.
groots brillo pad is excellent for removing dead skin off my feet.
what an arrogant troll
F U L L
Did Groot unleash her goons on Ben Bradley at WGN and threaten him to stop reporting on scandals from City Hall. Ben, don't underestimate the evil from the Democratic Party, they are mean and nasty and be careful.
That Zombie dead look in her eyes tell it all. Pure evil.
What an awful looking human with her GoodWill clothing, is there anyone more despised in Illinois than Beetle Juice. Yes, Kim Foxx, but at least she only shows her face once or twice a year.
Does anyone pay attention to FattAss press conferences on COVID anymore? Can't he just start using old footage from a few months back because it is all the same anyway?Maybe just loop it and toss in some Dr. Zeke crying scenes for laughs?
I thought the unreachable Stage 5 was when we had a vaccine? Is that why Fred Flinstone is turning down vaccines and letting it sit on docks because they really don't want the lockdowns to end? Last ditch effort to blame Trump/
Brillo pad, Hands down.
Groot needs to go! I vote #2.
Anonymous said...
1 term mayor for sure, a complete failure
1/03/2021 08:13:00 AM
Don’t count on it. This is Chicago. We all know how the people vote. There’s more of them than us.
If we have riots in January, please arrest the rioters and let them go at Groots house and give them some frozen water bottles to throw as a condition for their community service.
Can someone please spraypaint her house like they did with Pelosi and MCConnel/
the real funny part of this is that she reads this blog every day from what we heard,,,
She could care less about anyone in this city and she leaves every weekend. When the riots come let it burn she is an evil turd.
Brillo
The Keesing Bandit would really be the best judge. I’ll wait for his determination.
Still gets me laughing. Thanks SCC
Did Groot unleash her goons on Ben Bradley at WGN and threaten him to stop reporting on scandals from City Hall. Ben, don't underestimate the evil from the Democratic Party, they are mean and nasty and be careful.
Ben, you have friends here
I always feel better after #2. There is just something about a good #2.
1/03/2021 09:41:00 AM
So you're picking the mayor?
People might get confused with Lightfoot's hairdo looking like a Brillo pad.
1/03/2021 02:26:00 AM
Umm yeah... that's the joke. Try not to lick the windows on the squad car. It makes it harder for the rest of us to see through them. And don't touch any of the buttons.
#2
A total rectum!
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