Florida Man Story

We've heard versions of this story on-and-off over the past almost three decades:

• A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly attacking two people at a local pool last Sunday in Lady Lake, about an hour north of Orlando.

  Deputies with the Sumter County Sheriff’s Office responded to a disturbance call at around 2:30 a.m. The female victim reported that she was by the pool with the male victim “doing some stretches” when the suspect approached them aggressively. She said the 41-year-old accused them of “inappropriate activities” and “shoved” and “smacked” her.

  The deputy wrote that the victim had a “red mark” on her face, consistent with the account, and then made contact with the male victim, who agreed that the suspect was “p--sed.”

  “She attacked us,” alleged the man, whose name was redacted in the report, which noted that he was in a “domestic” relationship with the defendant.

So ol' girl catches her ol' man "stretching" with side chick at 0230 by the pool. 

Florida police arrested the "aggressor," probably because of cameras and such. But we're sure they really didn't want to.