Wednesday, December 27, 2023

That Time of Year

(If you're easily offended libtarded snowflake - skip this post. This is dark humor)

Hey there. Time for the annual Ghoul "Random Crime" Pool. Print this or make your own and follow the below instructions:

  • since there are only 22 Districts, cross out three squares at random;
  • sell the remaining squares for a set number of toothpicks (gambling is illegal!);
  • once everything is "sold," make 22 separate cards or chips or whatever with District numbers on them - 001 thru 025 (EXCEPT 013, 021, and 023 which don't exist anymore);
  • pick from a hat and assign each to a box;
  • wait for mayhem to ensue.

Make sure you get the variables out of the way - decide beforehand if the winner is by timestamp or RD number or notification - this is a point of contention in many pools. Remember that occasionally something can prolong the time determination while someone else is waiting for the detectives.

Don't use this work sheet for anything untoward.....or at least don't mention it to some "merit" tool with no sense of humor.

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48 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

good luck everyone!!

12/27/2023 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last year it was 009 District. I believe it will go to the 007 District in 2024. It’s sad that Chicago has so much going on with just the start of the New Year.

To all my brothers and sisters in blue please be safe and have a happy New Year 2024.

12/27/2023 01:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired CPD in Oklahoma says...


Look for Rahm to return....

A political assassination that shakes the world...

Big Mike straps on that jock strap and runs....

DNC riots are a FREE space

Illegal invaders rise up make demands, which The .. leaders pay instant attention to.

More wars....

Big Terror attack in USA

Grid goes down.....

AND ...For the big game multiplier....


The economy takes a big shit...1929 type shit....watch prices, gas go thru the roof...


That's mine...I'm an ole grumpy fucker, watch out, I'm always right


Stay safe....
Go home, your loved and cared about....


.

12/27/2023 02:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

700 democrats take dirt naps...

....cause gun registration is failing.


.Need to make the law have teeth and prison time says,... Gov. Lardass Aug. 2024 speech...

12/27/2023 02:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Burke makes a deal to avoid prison..

12/27/2023 02:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago police will be charged with excessive use of force during the DNC...


That's a give me,... free space...

12/27/2023 03:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome pool and I won some money a few years ago!

Also FIUCK all Liberals as they all have a mental disorder!

12/27/2023 03:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Police treated with respect by Democrats....


whatdaa da odds I telll ya...whatdaaa da odds

12/27/2023 04:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gov. Lardass lets rip the fart that's heard around the world....


.

12/27/2023 05:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahhhh...the old Lincoln Towing .....

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12/27/2023 06:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of our air craft carriers get sunk in the M.E. ....

taking us into WW 3 ...

(false flag )

12/27/2023 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what do mean gambling is illegal? chicago and illinois are relying on revenue from gambling

12/27/2023 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was just wondering if the Pool would be back!

I came on the job in the mid 80's and this was always an annual thing. Brings back good memories and I'm pleased to see it back

12/27/2023 08:47:00 AM  
Blogger DixonSyder said...

No winner because many of the awful guns will be illegal to possess on January 1st. so no more shootings! Gun control works, just ask a democrat.

12/27/2023 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT.
CHICAGO, Dec. 6, 2023 /PRNewswire/ -- The Truth, Hope and Justice Initiative, global law firm Ropes & Gray, the Law Firm Antiracism Alliance, and global professional services firm Aon announced today the creation of a searchable database comprising information on Section 1983 civil rights lawsuits filed against the City of Chicago and personnel from the Chicago Police Department since the year 2000.
The first-of-its-kind database captures the parties' demographics, the plaintiffs' claims, the disposition of closed cases, and the associated financial costs to City of Chicago taxpayers from paying out jury awards, settlements, and outside counsel fees to defend these cases. The database is designed to improve the outcomes and impact of civil rights litigation and advance criminal justice reform nationwide.

12/27/2023 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

011 for the win!

12/27/2023 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous HeyJackass said...

For those of you playing at home, here are the times until of the first person shot after midnight on New Years.

2014, 2016, 2018, 2023 - 5 minutes
2019 - 10 minutes
2021, 2022 - 12 minutes
2020 - 16 minutes
2017 - 1 hour, 5 minutes
2015 - 2 hours, 30 minutes

Last first shooting was at 52/May in 009 and first homicide was at 21/Division in 012.

Good luck!

12/27/2023 10:18:00 AM  
Blogger Mario from the barrio said...

I’m counting on good old 7th district to take the honors. Come on 7, start blasting at 0001 hours. Let the carnage begin.

12/27/2023 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These guys can definitely add to the totals just a matter of time. Do we start seeing the chopped up bodies everywhere:

Arizona border rancher who saw MS-13 on his ranch has dire warning: 'We have cartel scouts on our mountains'

https://www.foxnews.com/us/arizona-border-rancher-saw-ms-13-ranch-dire-warning-cartel-scouts-mountains

As Joe Biden, and the Democrats happily let the lawlessness continue leave the border wide open then we have our own idiot Brandon, who was just on the radio saying how he talk to over 80 mayors to deal with this illegal migration crisis, but I think he called it just migrants he said that before all they’re doing is dumping them in Chicago because we have a big, dumb stupid idiotic Brandon who is actually mindless doesn’t know what to do just blames his black wife and his black children and all of his faults. Then we have the governor who is just doing whatever he wants to do Brandon answers to him. I thought they were against slavery , I wonder if he calls him boy do this boy do that because it sure seems like Brandon is told what to do and he just responds, looking like a deer in the headlights, very disgraceful to have a leader of a big city but then again, it is a blue city and state the rest of them. Have idiots like this in charge. Also decimating the United States of America. God bless the good people.

12/27/2023 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the cartels or the terrorists from the Middle East activate, their terror cells before the end of the year this could be a monumental undertaking mass casualty situation. We don’t have the manpower to deal with it we don’t have the equipment we don’t have any management structure we have zero leader ship from the president all the way on down.

12/27/2023 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ghoul pools always rubbed me the wrong way. Just makes cops look like psychos. Probably shouldn’t post this on the blog.

12/27/2023 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesse Jaggleson...croaks


Mayor Mumbling Daley ...croaks...


800+ ...won't visit Chicago no more


AND....


New ...Running gun fights with the police.

12/27/2023 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ISP update on AWB registrations.

15,164 ( 0.627% of the 2,415,481 FOID card holders)

if one were to assume for fun that the registration all came from the 731,229 FOID card holders in Cook Co. that would be 2% of FOID card holders in Cook Co.

https://isp.illinois.gov/Foid/Statistics

How many days left? Four?

12/27/2023 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, Sir!" -- Caddyshack

Once worked in a small department where the Chief had coppers re-label the NCAA brackets in the Detective's office "For Amusement Purposes Only", in case somebody got the wrong idea that an illegal pool was being run in the police department.

12/27/2023 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How long until Larry’s past catches up with him

12/27/2023 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Burke makes a deal to avoid prison..

12/27/2023 02:29:00 AM
He needs to talk they ratted him out turn about is fair play! Eddie you helped out many people now help yourself God bless you Ed!

12/27/2023 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Retired in Texas says….


002nd District , somewhere between 51st and 59th, wabash to cottage…..

12/27/2023 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to the PSA the city ran a number of years ago that let people know that discharging a firearm on New Years Eve is illegal and you will go to jail. Only in shit hole Democratic run cities do you have to let people know you can’t fire your gun on NYE to celebrate. It’s really fucking stupid.

12/27/2023 03:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going with 018, bullshit at a bar, I mean Club.

12/27/2023 03:39:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

Even after the warning, a snowflake arrives:

Anonymous said...

Ghoul pools always rubbed me the wrong way. Just makes cops look like psychos. Probably shouldn’t post this on the blog.


Look, we even crossed out the word "ghoul" so no one took it the wrong way. If you interpreted it as anything but a "Random Crime" pool, you're the problem, not cops.

12/27/2023 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waaaaaaaaa, we're a sanctuary city and it's costing too much money! waaaaaaaaa!

https://nypost.com/2023/12/27/news/chicago-mayor-sounds-alarm-on-border-country-now-at-stake/


Psst: Hey BJ, the solution is so simple even a CPS teacher could see it! Rescind that H. Washington bullshit "Sanctuary City" crapola, and SHIP THEM ALL BACK to Mexico. ZERO services, school, vaccinations, food, shelter, clothing, cell phones, bikes, big wheels, tents... not a thing, not a fucking thing. Get out. Come legally or NOT AT ALL.

But you know maing, that wouldn't be good for the regressive narrative, so keep on spending that cash.....

12/27/2023 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger SCC said...
Even after the warning, a snowflake arrives:

12/27/2023 03:52:00 PM


LOL, Chicago, winter, this is to be expected. Let me put my dibs chair out on a square so I can reserve it...

12/27/2023 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anne, is that you?

Just like Mary Jo Buttafuoco, "Not my Joey!"

12/27/2023 02:29:00 AM
He needs to talk they ratted him out turn about is fair play! Eddie you helped out many people now help yourself God bless you Ed!

12/27/2023 01:24:00 PM

12/27/2023 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic, but a doozie…
The city just informed the FOP and PB&PA unions that there will be no 5.00% raise this January. Rather it’s only going to be 2.50% due to some alleged concessions by FOP. Arbitration here we come again!

12/27/2023 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In a magical moment of gender-fluid affirmation of the eternal truth that "Love is Love", Groot and Blowie go public with their relationship.

Groot lovingly teases Blowie that although he might be prettier and sweeter in disposition, she's the biggest "Johnson".

Anonymous said...
Jesse Jaggleson...croaks


Mayor Mumbling Daley ...croaks...


800+ ...won't visit Chicago no more


AND....


New ...Running gun fights with the police.


12/27/2023 11:57:00 AM

12/27/2023 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic
JR is so useless. He couldn't even order a pizza

12/27/2023 08:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GD is so dumb that he thinks French fries were made in France

12/27/2023 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to the house mouse complaining about the ghoul pool, you’re late for your beat meeting.
007 ftw!

12/27/2023 09:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

011 All Day.

12/27/2023 10:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is sad we still do this pool. Bad old habits. Where is the change?
- Sgt. Howard
005

12/28/2023 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waaaaaaaaa, we're a sanctuary city and it's costing too much money! waaaaaaaaa!

https://nypost.com/2023/12/27/news/chicago-mayor-sounds-alarm-on-border-country-now-at-stake/


Psst: Hey BJ, the solution is so simple even a CPS teacher could see it! Rescind that H. Washington bullshit "Sanctuary City" crapola, and SHIP THEM ALL BACK to Mexico. ZERO services, school, vaccinations, food, shelter, clothing, cell phones, bikes, big wheels, tents... not a thing, not a fucking thing. Get out. Come legally or NOT AT ALL.

But you know maing, that wouldn't be good for the regressive narrative, so keep on spending that cash.....

12/27/2023 06:06:00 PM
You are correct but we are a sanctuary state and funny how when they are dropping off illegal criminals in suburbs, the suburban mayors issue statements "we are kind and compassionate," as they give them train tickets and have the-police load them on the trains to dump city chiraq. Echoes of 1939 when the dictator Hitler sent Jews to gas chambers promising them a better life! Wait a minute who from here is going over to these countries promising these people better things,,bringing them here and pushing them into an old warehouse on halsted street? Who lied to ruin this country for a vote?

12/28/2023 06:49:00 AM  
Blogger Jack Trumpblood said...

Go with the classic.......011.

12/28/2023 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not so long shot. 22 District at 0115 hrs.

12/28/2023 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on AREA 4! Ugh... I say this knowing perfectly well, I just want folks to get along and for me to be bored at work, or dare I say, NOT miserable. Before the trolls say: "tHiS iS wHaT yOu SiGnEd Up fOr!?" .... NO, I didn't sign up for miserable humans to kill other humans with zero regard on a daily basis. I want to help make this place safer, buuuuuuuuuuut nothing matters if it all just gets tossed from Kimmy Foxx HQ. Happy new year, check your buddies and be safe.

Oh, and I blame Jennifer Koniarski, she's at home collecting and never worked a day in her life on patrol. Thanks for stealing from all of our families, you piece of trash.

12/28/2023 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on AREA 4! Ugh... I say this knowing perfectly well, I just want folks to get along and for me to be bored at work, or dare I say, NOT miserable. Before the trolls say: "tHiS iS wHaT yOu SiGnEd Up fOr!?" .... NO, I didn't sign up for miserable humans to kill other humans with zero regard on a daily basis. I want to help make this place safer, buuuuuuuuuuut nothing matters if it all just gets tossed from Kimmy Foxx HQ. Happy new year, check your buddies and be safe.

Oh, and I blame Jennifer Koniarski, she's at home collecting and never worked a day in her life on patrol. Thanks for stealing from all of our families, you piece of trash.
___
Jennifer Con-iarski

12/28/2023 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A lot of these newer kids don’t seem like they’re fans of the ghoul pool. They’re more liberal than you think.

12/28/2023 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sgt howard, just retire already. no one likes your jokes or the huge stick up your ass.

12/29/2023 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city just informed the FOP and PB&PA unions that there will be no 5.00% raise this January. Rather it’s only going to be 2.50% due to some alleged concessions by FOP. Arbitration here we come again!

***********************************************
completely false

12/29/2023 02:54:00 PM  

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