This Means Something
Sharks off the coast of Brazil have tested positive for cocaine, scientists say.
Marine biologists tested 13 Brazilian sharpnose sharks taken from the shores near Rio de Janeiro and found they tested for high levels of cocaine in their muscles and livers.
The concentrations were as much as 100 times higher than previously reported for other aquatic creatures.
The research, carried out by the Oswaldo Cruz Foundation, is the first to find the presence of cocaine in sharks.
How are the sharks paying for it? Are they snorting it? Off of Colombian hookers?
So many questions.
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
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Sounds like a movie to me! Oy Vey!
"Cocaine Sharks" !!
I've seen footage of the Coast Guard dumping large cocaine seizures into the ocean.
No mystery here.
The one shark was on furlough when it hooked up with another shark that put cocaine on its tool and thus the other shark became an unsuspecting victim.
::ring ring ring::
Hello? Hollywood? Hear me out.
Cocaine. Shark. Tornado.
Cocaine Sharknado!
You're welcome.
>click<
The risk when biting any object immersed under surface is they get a shark snoutful of the missing packages of dope.
More than once has a pickup, via tethered to weighted package with floating buoy to mark the location, been snatched as it was drawn up to the pickup vessal.
Just swimming through the cloud of coke debris from the bitten package, inhaled via gills, would put this into the shark's blood stream.
Just think of the feastings Dexter supplied to the hungry off the coast of Miami.
Horrible! This should be all over the news.
...don't drink the water ?
A few bumps never hurt anyone
It story for next years Shark Month.
Do they have fricken laser beams too ?
Maybe it accounts for the increased shark attacks.
In an unrelated story, Hunter Biden is now ordering all of fish and seafood from Brazil.
Ok. The Sharks have theirs. What about the Jets?
Perhaps the sharks like to feed off narco-terrorists. I've now got an idea of what we can do with all these fenatyl dealers that are destroying our major cities. We'll also be supporting the wildlife ecosystem. Why didn't a Dem pol think of this?
First there was Cocaine Bear...
And the final movie in the trilogy will the direct to streaming Tubi Original, Cocaine Sharknado.
When one of the marine biologists tried to test one of the sharks, supposedly the shark pulled out a gun and said "Say hello to my little friend!"
First we had cocaine bears and now the sharks are hitting the booger sugar.
Rio de Janeiro? Have they tested them for HIV?
If I ever get caught Ill say I was in Brazil and had Shark Soup.
Remember that gold star who tested positive for cocaine and got away with it. His excuse was that he ate his fling's "TACO" and was noy aware she had pour cocaine in her "TACO". I'll say I ate shark meat.
Real Coke Sharks of Brazil.
Monday nights 7pm.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
One of these big bosses really stepped on his pee pee this time and it's on tape. OOOPS.
Sounds like some of the narco-subs weren't quite as watertight as they should have been.
Why would sharks be tested for cocaine? Who is paying for this?
maybe the reason for more shark attacks
when you're a Jet ,you're a Jet all the way from your 1st cigarette til your last dying day
Whales now getting into the act as well. Perhaps animals are as tired of us as taxpayers are tired of.. well, you who.
"The sea was angry that day my friend..."
I heard the call..."Is anybody a Marine Biologist..?"
Ps. Was C. Moe there to watch the shark pee???
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