Governor Chomo?
That's how this works now, right?
- completely unsubstantiated allegations are assumed to be fact, even in the face of blanket denials or (even more likely) exonerating evidence in existence.
We know this because Fata$$ has been doing this for any number of years now as he tries to lay the groundwork for a run at the White House and make everyone forget that there is a previous family history of a Pritzker being involved with a child sex trafficker.
Here's the testimony - seems pretty cut and dried:
Q: With Jeffrey Epstein, you apparently took 26 flights connected to Jeffrey. Was he on every flight you were on? Was he on every flight?
Clinton: That’s a good question… There’ll be a record of it. But I think he was, or certainly almost…
Q: You think he was. That’s okay. Was Ghislaine Maxwell on every flight you’re on, as far as you remember?
Clinton: The same answer. I think she was but there’ll be a record of it.
Q: Okay, when you took these flights, you’re saying a lot of them were on behalf of your foundation, your charity organization, correct? Who did you normally bring on these flights? Employees of the foundation?…
Clinton: I brought people who work with me, especially people who would have to follow up on the fundraising, or people who were involved in my AIDS work…
Q: It’s like , I never go anywhere alone…
Clinton: …And I had the Secret Service with me. And then on occasion, I had people who had volunteered to help us and wanted to see what we’re doing. For example, I think it was on one of these trips, I think that I had my first trip for the man who’s now the governor of Illinois, JB Pritzker and his wife, they gave me, they helped me get started.
This is the testimony of a former United States President - and we all know a president would never lie under oath, right? Neither would his wife. They were lawyers for goodness sake - lawyers don't lie. That would be illegal.
The Chicago media sat on this for over a full day, which is about twenty-four hours more than when Porkulous is spouting off about protecting ILLEGAL ALIENS, disobeying Federal Law, threatening to spend millions of taxpayer money to sue the Federal government, calling people fascists or nazis.
These new rules are kind of weird.
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The hellinois Shrek's Must have enjoyed a few good meals on the plane, yes hmmm that's why they were involved. It was a flying food plane.
JB Pritzker and the Clintons are turning more and more into Bond Villians. Or to be accurate more like Austin Powers villains. "Wait a minute...he kinda looks like a baby." You can't hate this governor enough. What a creep.
So the princely two ton baker went to fantasy island 🏝 with known womanizer slick willy. Show me the party favor girls that would lay down with that sweaty water Buffalo 🐃. He probably spent the night at the buffet while the players were getting they freak on. Democrats, the party of Caligula.
I was wondering when you were going to talk about the elephant in the room…..
Jelly belly pigster flying high in the Epstein plane 🤣
OT: Another Minnesota-style scam, this time from one of CPD's very own. A four year sentence for stealing $14 million of your tax dollars-
https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2026/03/03/hassan-eric-abdellatif-sentence-wic-fraud
They’re all CHOMOS. Every celebrity every musician artist every household name you know. They don’t get there by talent, hard work and luck. Nobody does. They do by selling their souls in a very literal sense. It’s been going on since Babylon. JaBba The Pritz doesn’t keep his position in life due to being a smart businessman or by votes. It’s all one big club and you aren’t a part of it. In many ways you support it without knowing.
Both of the Clinton's had their law licenses suspended.
As for Clinton lying, never forget "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." What is the definition of "is?"
Just fade off into the sunset with cousin Tommy
JB doesn’t need to continue with the Ozempic treatments. He’s going to be dropping weight real fast from the stress of this story.
There isn't enough food in Epstein Island to feed Pritzker. BTW, Caterpillar, a very large employer, just left Illinois for Texas thanks to our worthless politicians!
I'm beginning to think the DNC just blew up the whales chances before they ever got off the ground. Clearing the path for mooch maybe?
JB Pritzker flies with Epstein. Well he must have been protecting Illinoisians!
Arrogant asshole Democrats
Clinton is not senile. The feebleness was bullshit. Only question is why did he drag Pritzker through the Epstein mud? Did not have to mention him. Pay back for backing Obama in ‘08?
Interesting that Clinton would even bring up Porky at all...perhaps bad blood between the two..Is Clinton trying to get Porky off the Presidential run? Grab the popcorn, this might get good.
Why would Clinton lie about this?
https://x.com/IlliniJen/status/2028941704837894324
That fat slob looks and acts like a chomo, typical liberal democRAT
Un-Indicted Co-Conspirator A
He might be trying to appease Pres Trump. We all know Pres Trump can't stand jelly brain pugster.
Because he lies everytime he opens his nasty mouth. 🤷🏼♀️
Super fun watching the demrats turning on each other. 😁🎉🍿
Kind of hard to fly with Governor Wide Body and not notice him in the same aircraft.
Although taking Pritzker somewhere may require two trips.
Catch the clip of him and his fond remembrances viewing the pictures from Epstein isle. That tells you all you need to know. He's sharp still, but unable to hide his perviness now...
Billy Boy threw Jelly Belly Pigster under the bus but he didn't fit.
Those poor prostitutes.
Had it with all these Democrats. This ballbag Raja who is on TV every 10 seconds-- at least he got rid of the commercial with him in football uniform. Bet he was a real terror on the gridiron. Going to "fight" Trump like the rest of these asswipe Dems. Trump shits bigger than this fool .
Some things you just can’t make up! Wonder if the wheels of that bus that just ran over FatAzz did any harm? Beware the wrath of the Clintons!
The question might be, how did the plane get off the ground, or how often did it have to refuel?
Food for thought, "off topic, sir, Vince Foster...any knowledge of him?" https://nymag.com/news/features/conspiracy-theories/clinton-body-count/
That ugly voice was all stage play, if you will. Him & the wife were playing for the cameras.
Release the Pritzker files immediately!!!
Dirty, Dirty, dirty and rubbing shoulders with a pedophile to boot. Clinton's memory isn't cloudy, is it. JB Cheeseburger is a lying C**ksucker all the way.
JB went into the basement at Epstein's house and opened the refrigerator and found the last bag of baby jerky. That's why Epstein emailed that he was all out. These people...if we knew the entire truth about them. The stories would raise the hair on your arms.
Oh please, the lo-fos will vote for him. Their excuse? "But Trump....."
I'm surprised the plane could get off the ground with the morbidly obese governor in it.
So many, too many trolls chiming in…
No no no it wasn't me it's Trump's fault. That's it blame trump for that one you fat pig. Sorry not gonna work this time
That gaslighting attempt looks like something Jerry Lundegaard (Fargo) would have tried! Pretty unconvincing
FatAss can kiss the WH run goodbye.
Harry Reid once said. It's not if you are guilty, it's the seriousness of the accusation. Bye bye FatAss!
Gov Glutton is always craving importance and recognition. He needs to be with the movers and shakers to overcome years of homeliness and morbid obesity. A rich international sex pervert with his own island, free food and bragging rights is just the ticket for the Pigster. Couple that with the FBI Blago tapes and it gives you a peak into the character of the Fat Man. More hard work to be done by the Media to cover up the mess made by the Pig.
But he will still be re-elected in November.
Clintons are backing Newsom
The only thing Baby Huey can be president of is the Golden Corral Fan Club. He's so crooked he would steal flies from a blind spider.
and as a side note, 2 black girls found dead in separate suitcases and not 1 complaint from black lives don't matter or the usual fake rev-runs
Need to hire load of referees. All of these Democrats have no reasonable agendas but every one of them are going to "fight". Only thing they are fighting is common sense in government. MAGA !
Haven't heard one democratic politician running in primary say they are looking into day care,medicare,ppe or other types of fraud. lerning centers poppin up in bridgeview,oak lawn,worth illinois none of them care??? kickbacks,political donations??
Let’s not forget Pigster on the Blago tapes.
I dont know about senile but the hands uncontrollable shaking was disturbing..looked like Parkinsons
you sir are correct he was there for the epsteins island grand opening of the golden corral ("all you eat ) buffet not to be confused with the golden buffet in cicero ill
018 just can't catch a break, a sergeant caught on camera shouting a racial slur.
That is of no surprise, that is the only way that oversize pig would get any.
Can someone track fatasses plane?
He has his own…
As long as he wins Cook county he will win. Illinois needs a real republican challenger. Make Fat Ass sweat for it at least.
Was that wrong? I hear people in the ghetto using racial slurs every day. Just tell us who can and can't use a racial slur. It's really quite confusing?
CHOMO, Child cannibal, underlings of the Dark Prince, democrat. A toxic cabal of evil seeking power and fortune.
Having your name on the lips of a Clinton at a subpoenaed congressional hearing. Not a good day for Fatass...Must be some bad blood between them.
An independent civilian investigative agency like a Civilian Office of Political Accountability (COPA) must be established. To remain independent, this agency must be void of progressives, democrats, lawyers, lobbyists, foreign nationals, pre-trail felons and persons with non natural neon crayons like hair coloring. Chancellor Pritzker needs to be stripped and sent to a similar call back unit without pay. Rule 14 is on the table allowing his past deceptions, broken campaign promises, his anti-American bias, loyalty to Red Chinese Chinese Communists along with Illinois tax money for commies, wrongdoing denials, Epstein adolescent playroom conduct, his offshore money from NGOs receiving U.S. funding avoiding taxes and public discovery and outright lies must be made available to the civilian authority to be included in the package of charges. Hearsay evidence is admissible and the statute of limitations does not apply. Impeachment and removal from elected office is on the table. Its the seriousness of the charge and the nature of the accusations. No one is above the law as we have been told.
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Interestingly, an Epstein investigation politically chosen investigating authority will be looking into the Epstein-Illinois democrat connection. (House Bill 5723, called the Illinois Epstein Files Investigation Act). Who will chose the investigating commission? None other the Epstein frequent flier loyalty program associate King J.B. Pritzker. The portly governor was identified by top democrat President William Clinton under oath as an associated Epstein partner. Connect the dots. Minor attracted persons? Birds of a pedophilic feather flock together. The 10-member commission would be appointed by the authoritarian governor and approved by the democrat ruled state Senate. Illinois lawmakers push for Epstein probe with 'real teeth'. Who would believe. The person named in a deposition will be the person choosing his investigators? No conflict of interest here. What a coincidence! Almost like an investigatory stacked deck from the good 'ole boy privileged Springfield mob.
https://www.nprillinois.org/illinois/2026-03-02/illinois-lawmakers-call-for-governor-appointed-epstein-investigatory-commission
Didn’t they just rescue the dogs from the stolen car, let’s give them some credit instead of always taking a dump.
He should be in jail
Gary Hart got bumped off democratic ticket for being on a boat with a young chick while married. Democrats lowered their standards.
When will feds uncover all the fraud in Illinois State Government
Yes but was he telling the truth. 🤷🏼♀️
If you noticed, Trump says to a reporter he likes the Clinton's and they shouldn't be deposed then old bill throws fatso under the bus.
Dei
OFF TOPIC.I
s this real, or something else?
https://youtube.com/shorts/-kR2ZbGLX74?si=jmTAJ-r3IPbKDcyb
What Sgt?
If Pritzker was going to get down and dirty on that trip, I think he would’ve left the wife at home.
What was said and by who?
Two summers ago there were huge billboards in Central Wisconsin showing a young Trump with a young epstien. The words never forget underneath. Just the fact two celebrities posed for a picture at the club indicates guilt. I guess. But lately, pigster and the entire cast of the view have been called out for being in epstiens posse. Whoo Nellie, we innocent, just met him at a fund raiser.....for the chilruns. Phoney fucks and their bullshit propaganda. Trump was never a thieving pedophile, unlike the broke ass carney folk on the left that only go into politics to get rich and get laid. Hollyweird for the ugly and talentless.
Are you siding with pigshit???
Yep, the Pigster and his bud, Mr. Pedo were just doing business just like the Pigster was doing business with Blogo all caught on the FBI tapes.
He’s a great officer.
except for Bill and Hilary
03/04/2026 11:25:00 AM "If you don't take the undercoating it'll cost you a hecka-of-a-lot more than $500." (I wish my 4-4-2 had had the undercoating.)
Jabbas cousin Thomas Pritzker resigned from running the hotel business after being caught saying Jeffrey Epstein was " like family.. " to the Pritzkers..
Did Epstein have a B-52 or C-5 to haul Jelly Belly?
Explain.
Bullshit. It works every time in Chicago.
To 7:14:18: Not siding with Pritzker. Can’t stand the guy. But I do have common sense and you apparently have none.
just have him investigated for fraud, tampon Tim is losing weight and his mind haha he's going to club fed
why did JB select Julia as LT. Gov??? same reason lab picked KH
relax mr thin skin, is that all you got. you seem to be whining like a pussy. my opinion
Another insight into the Pigster along with Blago tapes and the rest of his scams. More media cover ups on this.
All Kabuki theater. Nothing will happen to the Clintons or the Pritzgers.
Nobody’s whining. Is that your answer for anybody who disagrees with you? You’re not very smart, are you?
FatAss has the nervous shits! He going to federal Cornhole Hilton and he knows it!
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