Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Obama Killed Bernie?

Remember all the wild conspiracy theories that Bill and Hillary had Vince Foster and Ron Brown killed for various misdeeds? With the media completely in the bag for Obama, this theory might get traction. Here's how it goes:
  • July 12 - Sen. Barack Obama's campaign condemned salty language used Friday evening by comedian and actor Bernie Mac, who introduced the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee at a Chicago fundraiser.
  • "Being a president is tough 'cause you're not just running the country. You got to run your family too," Mac said. "Having a black first lady is different. You're still going to have to do the dishes and the laundry and all that … 'You got to pick up the kids. You didn't pick up the kids?' "
As a result, Michelle orders Barack to "remove" Bernie the way Hillary had Vince and Ron "erased." Less than 30 days later, Mac is dead. It could happen.

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11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's an absolute lie about Vince Foster! It's common knowledge that he died from 3 self-inflicted gunshot wounds to the back of his head!

8/13/2008 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barack Obama Bin-Laden says---

Of course I had that infidel Bernie Mac erased. How dare he talk about me and my family that way. Allah would never allow it.

Change you better believe in.

8/13/2008 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never left Bolingbrook that whole night!! Just ask my nosey
neighbor Sharon..........

8/13/2008 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bruthas takin' out bruthas! Whats the world comin' to?
I guess the black "elite" was serious about not using a certain word that starts w/an "N".....

8/13/2008 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bernie Mac was funny and told it like it is osama obama if he gets elected God help us! Vote McCain he is not the best but the least of 2 evils!

8/13/2008 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alexi Giocrapodopolous, the Illinois State Treasurer, says he will give a eulogy at Bernie Macks funeral along with Daley. Giocrapidonolous says he met Bernie a whole month ago and now I guess they are, or were, new best friends.

What a political whore.

He is member of a scam artist banking family and now what, running for Gov. when blago goes to jail.

What a political whore.

8/13/2008 04:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:37pm

Typical! I had a patrolman here from the same "group" till I ran him out of here.
They think they still rule the world.

8/13/2008 08:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vote for McCain, not the guy with a name Hussein.

8/13/2008 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,

What happened to my piece on Trinity United,Obama,Rev Wright and the murder of the choir director?

Too hot???

8/14/2008 11:19:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

Little too hot. Make it a little more vague so we don't open ourselves up to anything bad.

8/15/2008 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bernie Mac (calling in on his grave phone) says---

Yep, it was Barack. The man just can't take a joke. I should have brought up the fact that he gets pedicures. Now, I can't. DAMN.

8/19/2008 07:47:00 AM  

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