Friday, September 12, 2008

Monitoring GPS

Evidently, Area 4 has been practicing their formation driving skills with the new GPS locator system:

Amazing coverage. (CLICK on the picture for a bigger view)

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124 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh I see "GOLDEN DOME" on there!

And is that "A.Z." holding an outdoor roll call all by himself?

Like I'd ever show up!

9/12/2008 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can we do a huge chalkie like this-- may take some doing but would be cool.

9/12/2008 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Equity 1) Law a Justice based on concepts of ethics and fairness.

How does this apply to BIG BIRD?
Humper 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

$50 6p
$500 19p
$100 5p
$200 6p
$120 6p

Equity 2) (none) -920 x 200= $18,400
X 1,000 (sandbagged POS per year)
-$18,400,000.00
Like Donald Trump says
Your fired!

9/12/2008 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh lawdy! That aerial shot centers on Garfield Park.

9/12/2008 01:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT, but regarding new programs. Can we shed some light on the new work schedule that is going to get shoved up peoples asses.

I thought we had to vote on this shit, but it seems that it is going to change alot for the districts working the 10 hour day.

Reducing the 1st watch by 1/3. So the first watch you bid for is now taken away from you.

And the desk and lock up bid spots are taken as well. Is it not in the contract, that you have a right to bid and keep that spot you bid for?

I don't know about you, but I think some one or thing is wrong with this picture.

9/12/2008 02:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank You SCC At This Early Hour Here In Ct.

You Got Me LMAO With this One!!

I Just Love Suttle, But Direct Humor

One Of your Better Ones

Stay Safe, Shoot Straight & Back Each Other Up Always

FREE MIKE METTE!!

9/12/2008 02:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"for officer safety!" yet the mayor will not put GPS in his vehicles for his safety. Hmmm

9/12/2008 03:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Felix Unger Its F Y not F U

9/12/2008 03:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That could never happen we don't have that many working vehicles on the street at one time in the city!

9/12/2008 04:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the police

9/12/2008 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahaha..was that Garfiled park???? hey I think Im one of those dots!

9/12/2008 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't care if the new SUV cruisers have GPS. I still love the "new car smell"

9/12/2008 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear j-fed and aunt bea.
If you think activity was down in the first half of the year, just wait until you get the statistics since the gps was installed.
I am done doing anything other than answering the calls. Way to boost morale. Just remember this Beatrice Ceullo, " your job is not for life".
And to Missy in 001 with your loser lawyer husband. I have known this aunt bea longer than you and she is useless. Just like you and your ruler.

9/12/2008 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone else notice a influx of shitheads walking around Edison Park??

9/12/2008 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT. Ohio State Troopers were fired for supposedly cheating on a state exam for DUI re-certification. Hope the link comes out right. What a crock!http://autos.aol.com/article/news/_a/ohio-highway-patrol-officers-fired-for/20080911104909990001?ncid=AOLCOMMautodynlsec0004&icid=100214839x1209551703x1200548611

9/12/2008 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny thing is that coppers in 011 are STILL locking people up! SUB's, DCS,PCS,2 & 3 transactions. These idiots will be FIRST to be made an example of! I don't know if they realize that police work as we know it is gone now. Why take that chance? If you testify and your GPS says something different guess what? perjury and RULE 14 BYE BYE. No more coding out jobs you were never at or RULE 14 BYE BYE. Answer your calls and unless another officer is in need of assistance THATS IT. Tact and specialty cars will result in grabbing hype's and drinkers and if they want more heads TOUGH TITTY. If the perks of being on tact is GPS and now working 8 hours fuck it. You young bucks better be careful continuing doing your stupid arrests...your number will be called and you can look forward to prison or just losing your job. (but that 9 rock PCS w/intent case you had was worth it!) Remember, before everyone thought you were a worker for bringing in cases like that, now if your doing that the guys with time look at you like IDIOTS. LEARN CHILDREN & EVOLVE WITH THIS DEPARTMENT.

9/12/2008 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck you f-fuck, I have to take it bent over touching my toes, bench my weight on a bench press designed for a teenager and run in a square 4 times for a rifle to defend myself and fellow officers and the gang bangers in 15th dist are fucking walking around with m4s under their fucken shirts. thank god no officers got hurt on thursday. thanks j-fed-fuck.

9/12/2008 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm blessed with 20/5 vision. This satellite photo may solve a murder.

Use a strong magnifying glass and look at the SW corner of Wilcox and Pulaski (just below the vertical part of the letter "F").

I see a person spreadeagled on the sidewalk. Another person is standing over him. Could the camera be documenting an unsolved homicide?

If so, maybe we can send the photo to NASA for enhancement. I can't make out the description of the two at that distance.

Then again, the person on the pavement may have had one too many 40 ouncers.

Also check out the crowd down the street from Rothschilds at Whipit and Madison, right near Fifth Ave. Looks suspicious to me.

Maybe J-Fed can install daylight satellite monitors covering all districts in each respective station. The 2nd watch desk crew can monitor and alert street units about crimes-in-progress. Don't they even have infrared cameras for the hours of darkness? Clearance rates would soar up to 25 percent.

I can even make out the partial rear plate on the dark auto at a stoplight on Independence Blvd. just north of the Ike. It's G2-----. (The "G" could be a "C")

9/12/2008 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Does anyone else notice a influx of shitheads walking around Edison Park??
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And Jefferson park, forest glen!
They are everywhere. Anyone in 016 want to comment... Are these posers committing property crimes or are they the real deal packing heat and slanging dope?

9/12/2008 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I Just Love Suttle, But Direct Humor
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That was even funnier, but not in a good way.

9/12/2008 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Does anyone else notice a influx of shitheads walking around Edison Park??" Yes...it's called section 8. Where do you think the Robert Taylor and Cabrini Green refugees are going to go? 13th and Indiana? I think not.

9/12/2008 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is food for thought:

I wonder if there are any dirty employees that can access the GPS and alert drug dealers and robbers and murderes of THE EXACT LOCATION of near by squad cars??

9/12/2008 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just installed all the new in 005 and 006 and I am really bushed. Hey dont worry about it, didn't you all see Jody Weis' PaX 501 stating that the GPS would only be used to help you.

If you need help and no one knows where you are they will be able to pinpoint your exact location. AND HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS EXAMPLE BY THE SUPERINTENDENT HAPPENED?

Well if I need help I am probably not sitting in some sqaud car, Where am I? I am on the 3rd floor of some shitty southside apartment building because the dispatcher sent me there, but my car with the homing beacon GPS in it is parked down the street because I need to secure legal parking.

All this new technology and big brother cameras will accomplish is nothing except (1)give micromanaging bosses more things to occupy their time with, (2) confuse our already retarded dispatchers, (3) fuck over working coppers, (4) destroy the needle thin morale this department had,
(5) give the shithead another thing to use against us in court.

This is a great experiment.

Stranded in 005

9/12/2008 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is silly AND stupid. J-Fed is still our boss, no matter what. You may not like him but as police officers, we have to at least RESPECT him and his rank. I know this post won't go off with some of the J-Fed haters, but at least respect the man.

9/12/2008 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've seen a lot in Mayfair Park too.

9/12/2008 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh well, I guess those beat cars will have to stay on their beats. The DOC cars will have to stay in the DOC. No more lying about travel time for lunch when we all know you are already at lunch.

9/12/2008 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic...Excellent Job by 015th District Police on Thursday. Officers from 2nd and 3rd watch responded to a call of "Man with a Machine Gun" sitting on the porch at lockwood and Washington. a 99 unit first arrives on scene and observes a object protruding from a susbjects shirt and Immediately orders the subjects to the ground. Assist units arrive and seven people are taken into custody a M-4 carbine assault machine gun with a full magazine recovered off subjects shoulders. a 9mm recovered and approx $4,500.00 Usc Recovered. Subject had the M-4 slung on his back when Officer apprehended subject.Felony charges approved!! Good Job 015th District Officers. What an excellent display of Police work by Officer!

I wonder if he had to take a power test to sit on his porch and have in broad day light a brand new M-4assault machine gun that was new and costed approx $1,400.00 loaded with 33 rounds slung across his shoulders. Goes to show you just how much these people do not care. Be safe out there officers! These assault weapons are out there!

9/12/2008 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Does any one know what is the deal with "golden eye" (019) using the CPD parking lot as his own personal apartment comlpex? Last I checked we get a pretty decent wage, decent benefits, and are required to have a PERMANENT residence in the city. Why is this TW cronie now showering in the station even on his days off, changing in the station on his days off, and even as much as putting on his uniform on his days off, heading over to Heros, getting the discount and then heading back to the lot for some shut eye! COME ON MAN!!! I know we dont have a current contract but a homeless cop??? Do we need a benefit for good ol' Golden Eye or is this another classic case of do nothing cop steps on his dick!? Why arent the boys at Good bar taking care of him? Are they the ones who got him into this mess in the first place??? What about Digits? No help from the ugliest man on the face of the earth either? Hmm, the mystery continues... any one with any furthr info please keep this one going... Anyone who knows golden eye knows he deserves nothing less!!!

9/12/2008 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The accepted abbreviation for the term "F--- you" is indeed F.U.

Get it? It's pronounced "Eff you", which is the tamer version of the insult.

Nobody trying to insult someone via e-mail would write "F.Y." and expect to be understood.

FunYuns?
F---in' Yankees?

"I kept getting these notes: We're all out of Corn Flakes. -F.U. It took me three weeks to realize F.U. meant Felix Unger!"
-The Odd Couple

HA!

9/12/2008 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Does anyone else notice a influx of shitheads walking around Edison Park??"

__________________________

Speaking of which, any officers in 025 and 014 know why in the past few months Armitage is suddenly covered with mopes? Did some ghetto condos go up in the area? Is it time to abandon Logan Square?

9/12/2008 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone else notice a influx of shitheads walking around Edison Park??

9/12/2008 07:27:00 AM

Yes, and you can thank the multi-unit owners who decided to accept Section 8. The only place left in the city that doesn't have shitheads walking around because they live there is Edgebrook/Wildwood.

9/12/2008 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone else notice a influx of shitheads walking around Edison Park??
...................................
welcome to hte new land of section 8. there is a section 8 building at harlem and nw highway area.

9/12/2008 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's a secret about those GPS gadgets. They don't work around those transmitter towers. NOT CELL TOWERS. (cell towers are repeater towers) The one's that are like the one's at 51st and Wentworth and 7th dist. You disappear. 5th and 3rd dist. have a couple of spots, too. Try it. Just look for the for the big red and white painted steel towers. They can't even tell if the car is off or not moving.
I see a lot of "transmitter tower security" coming in the future.

9/12/2008 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats awesome! i say we get a pattern for all the "honor roll students" kill't now that I want to be even less proactive? will it say HA...HAAAAAAA!?

9/12/2008 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone else notice a influx of shitheads walking around Edison Park??

nope, it called diversity, embrace it

9/12/2008 12:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Traveler said...
"for officer safety!" yet the mayor will not put GPS in his vehicles for his safety. Hmmm

9/12/2008 03:29:00 AM

Why not? The mayor had threats this would be a "safety issue" like no other! The cars he has are equipped with police lights and sirens even his Lincoln the new "L" version which is code for a stetched more expensive car! How about doing this to all the cars! J-Fed stated it will start with his "command staff<" ok so far the mayor has commanders also who have vehicles why not for these 2? How about the cars that the city clerk delvalle has, the treaurer, burks, and how many more? Come on boss fair is fiar correct?

9/12/2008 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There aren't enough cars in the district to make that manyy dots! Manpower wouldn't allow it.

9/12/2008 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The shitheads are walking around everywhere...thanks to Section 8 housing.

9/12/2008 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are all a bunch of "Missies" now!

SOFT and dude knows it!

We are being held with our pants are down and we are bent over awaiting the final insertionand FOP is standing there looking!

Oh well lube me up!

9/12/2008 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I took my son to McDonald's last night on my way to accepting my father of the year award and I saw three shitheads walking down Harlem like it was the westside.

9/12/2008 02:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When your in Edison Park and you see trouble makers on a more frequent basis make sure you have a BIG GUN with you so your are not a victim.

9/12/2008 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

005th dist. just got there gps installed today. 004 was last week who's next? We need cars not just gps in the old beat up cars. My pool car even got gps how fucked up is that?

9/12/2008 03:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

80/20 retirement please, and I'll go away, far away!

9/12/2008 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Micro mgt. getting very highly technical.

9/12/2008 03:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NOW MY SGT. HAS TO STAY IN THE DISTRICT AND NOT B ON HIS PERSONAL SHIT?

9/12/2008 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" U " is generally understood as a short way of expressing "you" besides...a call backlog, odrc,hospital detail,beat meetings, lidar missions, and a general lack of safe/ functioning vehicles precluded us from rounding up the requisite vehicles needed to spell "YOU"...a call was put out to other districts to actually spell out the Supt.'s name but they went unanswered...

9/12/2008 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This is silly AND stupid. J-Fed is still our boss, no matter what. You may not like him but as police officers, we have to at least RESPECT him and his rank. I know this post won't go off with some of the J-Fed haters, but at least respect the man.

9/12/2008 09:20:00 AM

You better hurry back to your cubicle at 35th street you fucking COWARD.

9/12/2008 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of which, any officers in 025 and 014 know why in the past few months Armitage is suddenly covered with mopes? Did some ghetto condos go up in the area? Is it time to abandon Logan Square?

9/12/2008 11:17:00 AM

I can't speak for 014, but there's always been mopes on 025's stretch of Armitage from Central Park to Leclaire. Might even see Ringo rolling around there!

9/12/2008 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If only we had that many cars in Fillmore... on a normal day, we would barely be able to get the vertical line in the "F".

9/12/2008 04:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. SouthSide says---

"...anyone notice the influx of shitheads walking around Edison Park..."

You north siders have been all over our case for years about that. Now, you have largely inflated-priced homes you can't sell, higher taxes, no parking, and shitheads walking around.

Welcome to my jungle.

9/12/2008 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They have money for this shit but can't give us a contract!! What a waist of money. I would like to see what this is costing the city and how their justifing it.

9/12/2008 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They sould of got GPS for the radios we carry, that would of made sense.

9/12/2008 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic...Excellent Job by 015th District Police on Thursday. Officers from 2nd and 3rd watch responded to a call of "Man with a Machine Gun"

yes, i was there, dude got mouthy and got his ass locked the fuck up. everybody did a great job!

9/12/2008 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just a couple of thoughts, after reading the posts....1) section 8 housing vouchers will be the death of many neighborhoods; thanks again to the politicians; 2) how long will it take (just wondering) until some shithead lawyer subpeonas GPS records, to prove or disprove something or other...under the current and CPD administration, the CPD is in bad shape; if Obama gets the WH, the whole country is F---d....

9/12/2008 05:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out the three dudes on the roof of Marshall High School. One looks like he's carrying a rifle or other long gun.

9/12/2008 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The shitheads are walking around everywhere...thanks to Section 8 housing."
They're killing us with section 8 in the "burbs, too.

9/12/2008 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shitheads in 016?!! They are all over. Problem is 016 dist coppers dont want to do shit and usually code out their jobs instead of actually going to them. WHat happened to protecting where you live? Idiot coppers in 016 dont do shit but hide. Quit being a bunch of pansies and start doing something.

9/12/2008 05:15:00 PM  
Blogger fillmoreranger said...

M-4 carbine assault machine gun WTF is that? Is that like a m4 carbine but used only to threaten people? Or is this the Sarah Brady version? Used by anti gunners to make it sound more threatening? or was it a machine gun? Can't be both. Did he have belts of ammo wrapped around him like Rambo to use in his machine gun? Or are you an idiot who doesn't know what he is talking about. I'm guessing the last one.

9/12/2008 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone have a picture of J-Fed without his toupee? (Yes, he does wear a rug)

9/12/2008 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

About those shitheads running in the streets of Edison Park,Norwood Park, etc., remember boys and girls we reap what we sow. Everyone that's calling for de-policing is getting it...everywhere. You don't think 016 is slowing down, even more than they did before. Because of the policies instituted by the present J-Fed administration, we, the police, no longer control the streets. In a book titled "City Cops", written about Philly PD in the '70s, author Jonathan Rubenstein stated, "For the patrolman the street is everything. If he gives up control of that, he gives up the very reason for being who and what he is." Thanks J-Fed, for making Chicago a "nowhere is safe" city.

- Roscoe Rules

9/12/2008 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have noticed it also in Edison Park. Is there a place where someone can get a list of all section 8 buildings. I think some of the buildings around Harlem and Touhy are section 8. Didn't we move there to get away from this?

9/12/2008 06:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I MISS CLINE!!!

9/12/2008 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have read complaints about the proposed new pilot schedules and they HAVEN'T STARTED YET!!!

Remember, all officers complained vehemently over many years about the current schedule. The FOP went into this contract negotiation with a mandate from the membership to get rid of our 6 on 2 off schedule.

Nothing has changed yet and everyone in my district is up in arms complaining. Complaining about what? I don't know, it's their nature to simply complain about the unknown, change. People scream and complain and when a chance of real change comes they complain even louder.

Here it is, as explained to Unit Reps on Sep 10:

Districts 005 & 020 and A2 Detectives, 10 hour day, 4 on 4 off. (that's the simple version, details and kinks to be worked out)

Districts 008 & 013 to go on straight 6 on and 3 off, 8.5 hour work day, half hour lunch equals 9 hour shift.

Districts -014 & 018 to go on straight 4 on and 2 off, same hours as 8 and 13.

6on/3 off work SAME hours a year as 4on/2 off

Already many can't see past their nose and think the 6/3 and 4/2 work more or less hours a year. No. They are all very close to the 2080 hours a year we work now.

This is what we told the FOP to do, get a more humane work schedule. They worked and brought us THREE different schedules, all to be on pilot programs in the above mentioned districts beginning Jan 1, 2009.

As I said, many kinks to be worked out, some will not be happy no matter what.

Let the complaints begin.

9/12/2008 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is silly AND stupid. J-Fed is still our boss, no matter what. You may not like him but as police officers, we have to at least RESPECT him and his rank. I know this post won't go off with some of the J-Fed haters, but at least respect the man.

****************************

Blow me. Oh wait-you're blowing him.

9/12/2008 07:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC:
You get an A for creativity.
The check is in the mail.
Make sure I get a 50% kickback.

signed:

your art teacher at any failing CPS high school

9/12/2008 07:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone else notice a influx of shitheads walking around Edison Park??

nope, it called diversity, embrace it

9/12/2008 12:13:00 PM

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I embrace it when they buy their own house, are employed, pay their taxes and don't allow 20 "cousins" to hang around and move in.

Section 8 are bust-outs. period.

9/12/2008 07:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OFF TOPIC:

Overheard a conversation the other day at the academy about the training district shake-up. Rumor has it that the switch to only 5 training districts, came directly from city hall. The plan is to scare away as many FTOs as possible. This will free up some cash for contract settlement. Also, after next two academy classes (about 50 ppos), no more classes till 2010.

You think it's hard to get time due now? You ain't seen nuthin yet.

9/12/2008 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

welcome to hte new land of section 8. there is a section 8 building at harlem and nw highway area.

9/12/2008 11:33:00 AM
ummmmm no theres not

9/12/2008 08:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm, the mystery continues... any one with any furthr info please keep this one going... Anyone who knows golden eye knows he deserves nothing less!!!

9/12/2008 10:56:00 AM

I know this "golden eye" what a fucking moron! SLEEPING IN HIS CAR???? What a low life And, no, DO NOT GIVE THIS FUCK A BENEFIT!!! All this loser does is talk about how many buildings he has or how much money he is worth NICE DIGS, JM! What comes around goes around!! fucking loser

9/12/2008 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, that's 011/Area 4 in the lower right corner of the photo, just south of the Eisenhower Expwy.

9/12/2008 08:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT< BUT IMPORTANT.

Lester Munson of ESPN, stated on Chicago Week in Review with Joel Weisman on WTTW, that security is not the issue that will kill Chicago's olympic bid, but the CTA woes can certainly kill the bid.

Munson said, with Joel agreeing, the Olympic Committee is well prepared to overcome security concerns, but the CTA is far from the standard expected by the committee, and with today's news about the CTA's possible fare hikes and route reductions, things are not getting any better.

Mumbles and Booberbum are blaming the current financial woes of the CTA on Blagoyovitch (sic) and his free rides for seniors. Now, if Blago is able to make Mumbles and Booberbum look anti-senior, while simultaneously and single handedly arranging circumstances that end up snatching the olympics from Mumbles, he is a political hero to me!

So apparently, we, the CPD, apparently can have no affect on the olympic bid regardless of our level of "aggressiveness within the law", that J-FED is so begging to see when he pleads at every outdoor roll call, but Blago can sink the USS Mumbles & Boobies Olympic Dreams Ship and I hope he proves to be deadly accurate with his "Senior Free Rides" torpedo! Blago doesn't seem so stupid to me now.

9/12/2008 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These idiots will be FIRST to be made an example of! I don't know if they realize that police work as we know it is gone now. Why take that chance? If you testify and your GPS says something different guess what? perjury and RULE 14 BYE BYE.

Hey dickhead, if you don't lie, you do your job and do it within accordance of the law you're fine. See, the problem is, you've been a lying sack of shit your whole life and now it's starting to catch up to you.

Nothing wrong with working. It's being crooked that will get you. Now get your shine box!

9/12/2008 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are shitheads all over mg too. There is a family on Kedize with a new second floor addition. Well, at least it was a newly remodeled home (n of 106th). Now the screens are broke the banisters are broken typical of I pay 6 dollars rent. It has to be section 8 because there is no way someone bought that house and then f it up getto style. I also saw a white guy in a Mbenz going up to the door. HEY Greedy Jag I hope they burn it to the ground. How can Section 8 get banded in your hood?

9/12/2008 10:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Always keep in mind Daley's forward intention of being the first police dept. in the country to change over to "in progress only" sworn officers.

Taking away the revenue generating aspect of the job first and giving it away to someone else in a more "shakman exempt" style job is only the start. Putting revenue in the hands of various departments is his way of ensuring revenue generation without having to increase the revenue department 100 fold to cover the loss, as of course that would spark the tax revolt against him.

The next phase is turning all other low risk type work over to civilian employees, such as all report taking. In the future, all reports will be generated in the high tech way, meaning 311. It won't matter whether it's a "just occurred" or not. 311 will be trained to ask the necessary questions to determine whether ET's are engaged or whether an emergency response is necessary. As for traffic accidents, which everyone seems to believe requires sworn personnel to prevent road rage, non drivable accidents requiring emergent response will be the lowest priority job assigned and will consist of initial scene observation for medical assistance if it isn't already rolling, and forcible detainer of involved persons deemed unsafe to remain at the scene. Other than that, the scene will be rendered safe for civilian report takers to take over and sworn police will then leave.

311 will prioritize response to things like burgarly jo by whether the victim has been through the home yet or not, whether they have contaminated the scene, etc. If an sworn response is called for the only activity performed will be to clear the home of offenders and leave after updating the ticket in terms of ET assignment and civilian report takers. The city will indemnify itself by rendering scene safety and clearing for report takers. The city will not be held liable for returing offenders after sworn presence is gone as they are not liable for that now as they have to leave at some point anyway.

In the near future, all response to things such as robbery jo, any necessary information will be relayed over the air, but no sworn response will occur directly other than to be on the lookout for any descriptions. Medical assistance will be sent if relayed by callers, but sworn personnel will not be sent unless there is a current threat in place that requires an emergency response.

There are several other areas of current police work that will either disappear, be handled by other agencies already in place or by "shakman expemt" type civilians.

What we are experiencing in the CPD, and as others will eventually follow depending on criminal activity, is a downsizing of sworn personnel who will fulfill only an emergent response role within the city. The tahoes are better equipped to carry a more heavily armored officer and more of them.

The sworn police will eventually become something more similar to an urban soldier in terms of their dress, their gear and their purpose.

While in Daley's machine there will always be a need to hide political people, the availability of hider type jobs on the dept. will be for civilians, not sworn personnel. So if you're a pol, and you want a job, you'll be advised that you will be given a civilian position rather than a sworn position as the sworn positions will be considered strictly tactical and high risk with no positions available to just sit and hide.

In the future, sworn personnel will be considered the "unclouted" heavy tactic personnel, likely not needing a college degree to be hired as the casualty rate will be higher than before and there will be a need to be able to quickly refill those minimal positions of high risk, which the educated won't want anymore since they will be viewed as high risk jobs for the basically "stupid" people not smart enough to do the job functions of the higher educated civilians.

Look for this to begin being implemented toward the end of 2010, and prior to that watch for the media to begin feeding the necessary information to the public to blunt them to the idea, along with Daley and his cohorts pushing on the taxpayers as a tax saving more efficient police.

Think of it exactly as ROBOCOP, just that there ain't no robots.

Good luck, cause I'll be gone.

9/12/2008 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone else notice a influx of shitheads walking around Edison Park??

nope,it called diversity,embrace it
9/12/2008 12:13:00 PM
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I embrace it when they buy their own house, are employed, pay their taxes and don't allow 20 "cousins" to hang around and move in.
Section 8 are bust-outs. period.
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AMEN my brother! Got a lot of two flats around where I live in 016.
I walk the dog late almost every night. I am the only one out on the street; sometimes even a car doesn't go past me on my 1/2 mile jaunt. But guess what? If someone IS hanging outside their rented 2 flat, you can bet its M/1's.

9/12/2008 10:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know this post won't go off with some of the J-Fed haters, but at least respect the man.

Respect is earned, and not given, like his rank was given to him. He has no one's respect, even the Mayor isn't as keen on him as he once was.

9/12/2008 10:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Park dead center in your beat and do nothing till Cozzie is freed and we have a contract!

9/12/2008 10:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whats next? they put a tom-tom in so we can get the job quicker?

9/12/2008 10:42:00 PM  
Blogger cpd4176 said...

haha love it

9/12/2008 11:47:00 PM  
Blogger cpd4176 said...

whats next? they put a tom-tom in so we can get the job quicker?
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This comment does not even make sense... Do you not know where you are? Where you are going? What's up with that? That is retarted....You really need a fucking navigator.. you must be on the northside and not know anything.

9/12/2008 11:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH poo!

9/12/2008 11:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone else notice a influx of shitheads walking around Edison Park??


Time for 016 to step up and be the police. Maybe consider transfering there to work.

9/13/2008 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That damn rich Italian realtor is the one building all these condos in Edison Park. And then he rents them to section 8. He's got another one going up on the corner of Harlem/NW Hwy. Don't recall the guy's name, but he's hated by all of the business owners in the hood. I hate him too.

9/13/2008 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic...Excellent Job by 015th District Police on Thursday. Officers from 2nd and 3rd watch responded to a call of "Man with a Machine Gun"

yes, i was there, dude got mouthy and got his ass locked the fuck up. everybody did a great job!

9/12/2008 04:45:00 PM

So if he wasn't mouthy he could have walked with the assault rifle? Did you charge him with Disorderly or UUW?

9/13/2008 02:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9/12/2008 10:17:00 PM

Want to give a cliff's notes version of that, you verbose asshat?

9/13/2008 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look! There's a "floater" in the middle of Garfield Park lagoon just west of the Golden Dome.

9/13/2008 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone else notice a influx of shitheads walking around Edison Park??

nope, it called diversity, embrace it

9/12/2008 12:13:00 PM

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Well, why don't you have Mr. Diversity and his gangbanging dope dealing buddies move in with you. Give it a week and tell me how it goes.

You Liberal dumb fuck!

9/13/2008 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny thing is that coppers in 011 are STILL locking people up! SUB's, DCS,PCS,2 & 3 transactions.

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You probably work in 011 lockup. That is why you complain. You guys and Gals all 3 watches, are the laziest fucks in the city.

9/13/2008 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Park dead center in your beat and do nothing till Cozzie is freed and we have a contract!

9/12/2008 10:30:00 PM

Cozzi is being railroaded to the hilt! He has already spent over $300,000 fighting this bullshit, and now he is looking at 8 years in the pen! The powers that be make Hitler look like a boy scout with what they are doing to our people with no remorse! When will they stop? Simple answer when they fuck every working copper over many times! From inempt management, to a corrupt mayor and the 50 sheep we have it all! Just read where meeks interrupted the olympic meetings with his "school reform" chants! guess mayor freido must be smoking hot! maybe he will want us (like we listen to that goof) to write tickets for all the illegally parked cars at meeks fake church!

9/13/2008 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That damn rich Italian realtor is the one building all these condos in Edison Park. And then he rents them to section 8. He's got another one going up on the corner of Harlem/NW Hwy. Don't recall the guy's name, but he's hated by all of the business owners in the hood. I hate him too.

9/13/2008 12:41:00 AM

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The name is ZITELLA!
That dirty son of s bitch knows he can't sell none of his bullshit condos and townhouses so he rents them out to section 8 cause of the crappy real estate market. I owned a condo that he built but sold earlier this year once shitheads were moving in the area. Chicago is now a dump and it's only going to get worse. Get out while you can.

9/13/2008 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So if he wasn't mouthy he could have walked with the assault rifle? Did you charge him with Disorderly or UUW?

i just saw his ass get tossed in the wagon, good enough......

9/13/2008 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EDISON PARK, HAS SECTION 8....ALL UP AND DOWN NORTHWEST HIGHWAY. IS GETTING SECTIONED 8.... THERE WAS AN ARTICLE IN THE RED EYE ABOUT GANG INCREASE IN 16.. LETS JUST SEND GANG/TACT TO 015, NOT WORRY ABOUT P.O.'S HOUSES....

9/13/2008 11:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

M-4 carbine assault machine gun WTF is that? Is that like a m4 carbine but used only to threaten people? Or is this the Sarah Brady version? Used by anti gunners to make it sound more threatening? or was it a machine gun? Can't be both. Did he have belts of ammo wrapped around him like Rambo to use in his machine gun? Or are you an idiot who doesn't know what he is talking about. I'm guessing the last one.

9/12/2008 05:54:00 PM



look ASSHAT we all know it's you rearing your fat ugly gun grabbing left wing liberal pussy ass! PLEASE KEEP OFF OUR BLOG FILLMORE RANGER!! YOU ARE WHAT EVERYONE HERE IS AGAINST!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! Let me gues you puke, it's Mike Mette's fault too??? Fucking douche bag!

9/13/2008 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Does anyone else notice a influx of shitheads walking around Edison Park??


Time for 016 to step up and be the police. Maybe consider transfering there to work.

9/13/2008 12:35:00 AM

Finally, officers realize that 016 is not a place to hide. The district absolutely needs working police, not semi retired officers waiting to retire. Alderman will not fight for more officers but working police can transfer to 016 to help protect the home front. They have a commander with street experience.

9/13/2008 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's with the two year wonder 5'1 200 pound black PO who's throwing her substantial weight around the 4th District. Another Stroger niece - looks alot like Stanley.

9/13/2008 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Does anyone else notice a influx of shitheads walking around Edison Park??
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And Jefferson park, forest glen!
They are everywhere. Anyone in 016 want to comment... Are these posers committing property crimes or are they the real deal packing heat and slanging dope?

9/12/2008 08:52:00 AM

Amen to that...and walking through the alleys in Forest Glen. Hangin out at the kids park and the metra station at Forest Glen and Berwyn. But 016's warriors are content to write up residents for traffic bullshit. Way to protect the homeland, girls. Catch some of these fucking garage burglars, will you?

9/13/2008 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, can we get a patrol change in 016 at some point soon? Bunch of do-nothing fat ass bitches up there looking to write movers instead of doing any real police work. Lazy, do nothings just flock to 016 these days.

9/13/2008 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:41 am You should have stopped the condo construction before it went up. Now your fucked , your paying the price for not being on top of protecting your own , now your home value will suffer. Condos destroy working class neighborhoods.

9/13/2008 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:12 5:15 pm. When you bidding in superstar we need you...

9/13/2008 03:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the department is so concerned about our safety, why don't they ensure that 1st & 3rd watch is all 2 man cars. I think this is more safety oriented than GPS.

9/13/2008 04:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So if he wasn't mouthy he could have walked with the assault rifle? Did you charge him with Disorderly or UUW?

i think he was charged with agg mo jo

9/13/2008 04:47:00 PM  
Blogger cpd4176 said...

If the department is so concerned about our safety, why don't they ensure that 1st & 3rd watch is all 2 man cars. I think this is more safety oriented than GPS.
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So true. I just said that the other day!

9/13/2008 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shitheads in 016?!! They are all over. Problem is 016 dist coppers dont want to do shit and usually code out their jobs instead of actually going to them. WHat happened to protecting where you live? Idiot coppers in 016 dont do shit but hide. Quit being a bunch of pansies and start doing something.



I wouldnt say they do nothing. That sgt R.C. on 2nd watch is busy selling his tickets for sporting events via the pdt and the desk computer. He even had balls to tell the dispatcher he was eating lunch when they gave him a job for a person shot last week. Now I see why he was dumped from the tact team but nobody can figure outwho is the bigger goof Sgt R.C. or the person who made him tact Sgt

9/13/2008 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone else notice a influx of shitheads walking around Edison Park??
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And Jefferson park, forest glen!
They are everywhere. Anyone in 016 want to comment... Are these posers committing property crimes or are they the real deal packing heat and slanging dope?

9/12/2008 08:52:00 AM

Amen to that...and walking through the alleys in Forest Glen. Hangin out at the kids park and the metra station at Forest Glen and Berwyn. But 016's warriors are content to write up residents for traffic bullshit. Way to protect the homeland, girls. Catch some of these fucking garage burglars, will you?

9/13/2008 03:11:00 PM

That 016 tact team is still bringing in heads for drinking and pissing. Right out of the box they bring in their arrest than they cant be found for the rest of the tour. Are you kidding me! they would shit themselves to make a burglary arrest. Kepp locking up all those Police officers kids.

9/13/2008 08:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. SouthSide says---

"...anyone notice the influx of shitheads walking around Edison Park..."
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You north siders have been all over our case for years about that. . . no parking, and shitheads walking around.
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You dumbshit..
Edison Park is on the Northwest Side NOT the northside - a BIG difference.

Anything south of the Kennedy/I-90 is the ghetto.
Anything east of the river are liberal yuppie scum.

Get a map out moron.

9/13/2008 08:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We wish you well on the "north-side", but those of us on the south-side of town feel your 'pain'.
We have had our share of the indigents amongst us, as most of you delight in, but we have stayed... we have stayed, we have stayed, and...we have stayed... throughout numerous tumultuous times with somewhat undesirable environs. Point of fact being that you receive the "creme de le creme" of our residents, namely those who convince themselves that their true "Utopia" within this city has to be somewhere north of 95th St. Here-in lies a clue...you have received the residents amongst our community which were willing to not only re-locate, but those who "ran", leaving their relative(s), connections, and former desirous inhibitions all for the hope of an unheard of "Happy Place" in this Quagmire...by the way... you guys on the N. Side have WAAAAAAYYYYYY too many apartments...that is how they enter, good luck, we do not wish any ill will on you as you should continue your fight, and make every "fight" something that you can win, 1 "fight" at a time!!!!!!

9/13/2008 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No offense to anyone on the Northside really but if you are so concerned about the shit-heads in 016----do something about it. It will be nice to see some northside coppers doing some work instead of bragging about how they do nothing.

Biatch out!

9/14/2008 12:08:00 AM  
Blogger cpd4176 said...

where can i get a chalkie t shirt?

9/14/2008 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear 7:27 A.M., Edison Park is loaded with section 8 apartments. Get used to your new neighbors...have a community BBQ!!!!

9/14/2008 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This is silly AND stupid. J-Fed is still our boss, no matter what. You may not like him but as police officers, we have to at least RESPECT him and his rank. I know this post won't go off with some of the J-Fed haters, but at least respect the man.

9/12/2008 09:20:00 AM


BARKEEP! Cut this guy off, he's obviously OD'd on the KoolAid.

J-FED has done nothing to garner any respect. Respect isn't given douchebag - it's earned.

9/14/2008 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
This is silly AND stupid. J-Fed is still our boss, no matter what. You may not like him but as police officers, we have to at least RESPECT him and his rank. I know this post won't go off with some of the J-Fed haters, but at least respect the man."

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Good idea not attaching your name to that! How about he shows some respect for us, the people who do this job daily and have been for a long time before he came here. Leaders lead from the front. Leaders surround themselves with knowledgeable people. Leaders have the best interest of their troops in mind. He's not a part of us, he's just another one of them. And they don't deserve our respect. Chicago is the Wizard of Oz and J-Fed is the man behind the curtain.

9/14/2008 02:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie shirts at

http://chalkie2016.blogspot.com/

9/14/2008 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. SouthSide says---

Thanks for the geography lesson on the north side. As far as I am concerned, it's all Cubbie gay to me.

9/14/2008 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And Jefferson park, forest glen!
They are everywhere. Anyone in 016 want to comment... Are these posers committing property crimes or are they the real deal packing heat and slanging dope?

9/12/2008 08:52:00 AM

Does anyone know what happened friday, September 12, around 22:15 hours at Windsor/Lockwood? This is in the 16th district. I thought that I heard shots fired and reported it immediately. I saw several squad cars respond in record time. They spoke to a homeowner down the street.

I've lived in the City my entire life and this is the first time that I've heard gunfire. As you can likely discern, I'm a City worker who has lived on the fringes of the City.

9/14/2008 05:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone speak for yourselves, but I don't have to have ANY respect for anyone in the Shortshanks regime. I save my respect for the people who warrant it.

9/14/2008 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone know how much money Daley's cohorts made on the GPS Contract? News Media commies not uttering a word about that either, as usual.

9/14/2008 07:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What's with the two year wonder 5'1 200 pound black PO who's throwing her substantial weight around the 4th District. Another Stroger niece - looks alot like Stanley.

9/13/2008 01:53:00 PM

Fleet Liaison Officer - use to work out here in 004 - nice kid - but not enough time on the job for that kind of job.

9/14/2008 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is silly AND stupid. J-Fed is still our boss, no matter what. You may not like him but as police officers, we have to at least RESPECT him and his rank. I know this post won't go off with some of the J-Fed haters, but at least respect the man."




This is what 4 years of mental masturbation, while mommy and daddy dolled out tuition will get you! Guess what shit-stick: You have to respect the rank, NOT THE MAN! Get some years on the job, then come back and talk to us.

9/14/2008 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is silly AND stupid. J-Fed is still our boss, no matter what. You may not like him but as police officers, we have to at least RESPECT him and his rank. I know this post won't go off with some of the J-Fed haters, but at least respect the man."




This is what 4 years of mental masturbation, while mommy and daddy dolled out tuition will get you! Guess what shit-stick: You have to respect the rank, NOT THE MAN! Get some years on the job, then come back and talk to us.

9/14/2008 09:45:00 PM

I hear ya buddy, and I know we're supposed to respect the rank, but I have a hard time doing that when I know how he and others got their rank.

9/15/2008 12:34:00 AM  
Blogger cpd4176 said...

This is silly AND stupid. J-Fed is still our boss, no matter what. You may not like him but as police officers, we have to at least RESPECT him and his rank. I know this post won't go off with some of the J-Fed haters, but at least respect the man."
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FUCK JODI

9/15/2008 02:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mumbles and Booberbum
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Too damn funny!!!!

9/15/2008 02:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shitheads in 016?!! They are all over. Problem is 016 dist coppers dont want to do shit and usually code out their jobs instead of actually going to them. WHat happened to protecting where you live? Idiot coppers in 016 dont do shit but hide. Quit being a bunch of pansies and start doing something.


Oh thank god! The real police read this blog!!

9/18/2008 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These idiots will be FIRST to be made an example of! I don't know if they realize that police work as we know it is gone now. Why take that chance? If you testify and your GPS says something different guess what? perjury and RULE 14 BYE BYE.

Hey dickhead, if you don't lie, you do your job and do it within accordance of the law you're fine. See, the problem is, you've been a lying sack of shit your whole life and now it's starting to catch up to you.

Nothing wrong with working. It's being crooked that will get you. Now get your shine box!


So your saying that if you do your job, go to your calls and handle them you will be ok and never have to worry about being accused of any wrong doing?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Another 2 year wonder and probably working TAC. If this is the future of the CPD, give me my pension now!
Listen Superman, you can do all the real policing you want but there will come a time when some shithead puts a bogus complaint against you and don't be surprised when they call you in to strip you. Then you can go home and take solace in all those awards you have won which will mean exactly ZIP, NADA, NILL at your hearing.

I remember an officer who was defending himself off duty and when it came time for a plea deal, he turns it down for his day in court. Isn't he now doing 5 years? Plus the added luxury of waiting for the civil suite Mr. Shithead has been telling everyone who will listen he'll bring about when said copper gets out.

Junior, I hope you are single so when it comes your time, you don't leave a wife/husband and kids without a parent.

9/18/2008 09:50:00 PM  
Blogger jonk said...

Speaking of two year wonders, who is the tall leg but very dense two year wonder that works in 004 that's assigned to Abandoned Buildings? What did she do to get a spot like that? I've heard she's reallyclose to a high ranking white shirt in 004 and he is truly looking out for her. ANyone know anything about that??

9/20/2008 09:37:00 AM  

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