Modern Technological Marvel
The Slapper!
The text is a bit hard to read, but you get the idea. We wonder why this idea never took off. Does the Policy Group have an answer?
The text is a bit hard to read, but you get the idea. We wonder why this idea never took off. Does the Policy Group have an answer?
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posted by SCC at 8:37 AM
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Hard to read? Can't even make it out with my super-duper Sherlock Holmes magnifying glass.
What would the slogan be?
"I got knocked down and I don't wanna get up!"?
Video here:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4105/saturday-night-live-bitch-slap-method
Greek Police make thieves bitch slap each other
The two Albanians were caught stealing a bag from an old lady
http://filecabi.net/video/file-300400776.html
Would eb an improvement!
I personally prefer the "fish slapper" from Monty Python.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s
This brings new meaning to bitch-slapping! How soon will they have them at the uniform shops? Where can I get one?
Nothing deters police fighters, resisters and riot ringleaders better than a good ol' fashioned wood shampoo with a genuine cocobolo nightstick.
Slap this!
Does the Policy Group have an answer?
I hear the policy group is grounded...because they were out after curfew and the boss is pissed.
we should turn in our guns and just hand out flowers!
I sooooo want one!!!!!!!!
RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPER,
RUBBER SLAPPER UGLY THUMPER!!!
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My uncles actually had one many years ago. It was too bulky and there was no place to keep it. Remember back than, most guys just had a revolver, 6 extra bullets, a club and cuffs. Very few were motorized
something you would see in a fuckin' infomercial
SLAPPER! SLAPPER!
BONK!!!
where can I get a steel version?
I like phone books better.
The time-honored West Side beat down with a rubber "slapper"???
PUH-lease!
If they don't RESPECT you as the the REAL mutherfuckin' PO-leese, FEAR is your only option.
perhaps it had some resemblence to a phallic symbol and if you displayed it to citizens in a threating manner it would be conscrted that you may be wanting to.... well you get the idea
Lets call it " SLAPPY "
Rubber SLAPPY you're the one.....
The words rubber and slapper have two different meanings where I come from.
Yes, I know why the slapper was abandoned. Deviates of the time were unable to contain themselves at the sight of the slapper, began confessing to all manner of crime, dropped their pants, and demanded immediate punishment. Officers spent all their time spanking weirdos, and crime soared. Good-by slapper.
this p.o. in the ad still works o'hare special employment
OT, Instead of griping and complaining like most other coppers are doing regarding some of the new work schedules, I will just say that I am enjoying my M-F 8 hour schedule. 5 eight hour days with 2 off which are always Saturday/Sunday. This schedule "rocks". Keep the complaints and rants coming I thoroughly enjoy reading them, it's my comic relief after a tough day. The lunch is part of the day is cool also, it makes the day more tolerable.
Signed, copper who has seen the light!!
Is it a slapper or a slap fire?
I need one!! The possibilities are endless!
Just thinking out loud here about the possibilities.
Before we do anything, better find a politically connected vendor to sell them or this is going nowhere.
Maybe forget the "Slapper" name. You'd have to call it something cool like the "Flexible Polymer Stun Strike Tool"(tm).
Loads of storefront martial arts 'masters' will claim it is just the "smak-oh" weapon used for centuries in Asia, and make tons of cash teaching suburban yuppie-puppies how to slap.
Of course for the police there would be various models, such as the foam slapper for training and CAPS use, the off duty slapper that fits into your wallet, and one painted black and marketed as the "tactical" version.
Of course, the Rev'runds would object to the police slapping around people who have "been oppressed for 300 years, etc, etc" and shout that into the nearest microphone. They will also claim that once given the tool, the cops would just start slapping poor folks people for no reason.
Legal would spend several gut wrenching months (years?) studying them. Public hearings and more Rev'rund TV face time to follow.
Rev Wright would be on Youtube shouting "God bless America? No God SLAP America!"
To carry it, there will be a 3 day qualification course where you'd have to be slapped silly yourself "to see what it feels like".
J-Fed will require you pass the POWER test.
Amnesty International will begin a list of people who have died after being slapped. Since most people have been slapped during their lives, and all people die, the list will be extensive.
Oprah will locate and interview an 'expert' who say cops like The Slapper because many of them were raised by parents that held them accountable for their actions. Sometimes they were even slapped. The audience will gasp. A tearful Oprah will cheer the shocked studio audience up with free stuff to "dispel the aura of hate". She will also burn some incense.
The next version of CPD applications will drop any questions about criminal activity and replace them with "Were you ever slapped as a child?"
Hmmm, I think they will be pulled from CPD about a week after they first hit the street right after the 1st lawsuit is filed. Daley will claim he never liked them.
Oh, well. Never mind.
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(OT) Another meltdown! Just talked to a friend who is a copper that works at the hall, working special at the airport, told me that, he worked at the airport before the hall and he sees a meltdown of all the sgts due to the lt. Strangely looks like that lt is causing much disension, in the supervisory ranks. They need a hero, like many of the districts the bosses in charge have no business in that position with no people skills! Maybe the bosses neeed to go into working districts to get production! The stuggle continues with Obama in charge he show us that "change" can be attained, we are hoping it happens with the lt with no clue! "I am the great oz and you will listen to me," But when the great oz came out from behind the curtain he was a little man!
It was tried here, but Daley didn't approve of the marks it left on his ass after being hit by Huberman, and vice versa.
I can see the ads in police oriented catalogue's:
"Slap on
Slap off
The Slapper"
and wait for the remote controlled Slapper!
I would pay big bucks to see someone smack mayor Daley... I'd post ur bond!!!
Just "click onto" the article and it will appear like new!!
Obivously this is from an OLD article (look at the uniform). The "slapper" just seems to be varation of the "OLD RUBBER HOSE" (doesn't leave marks or broken bones) Also very effective.
Does anyone know where I can go to get my star polished?It's all scratched up and I would like to keep it looking good. This is actually a serious question. (no knob polishing jokes please.)
I have the answer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGNK96Wyoj8&feature=related
NICE TOOL TO USE O THE BOSSES!!!
THEY NEED A SLAP!!!
BUNCHA IDIOTS!!!!
Hard to read? Can't even make it out with my super-duper Sherlock Holmes magnifying glass.
Just click on the pic and it will enlarge. You'll be able to read it then.
BTW, wicked stuff!
Kales and Advance use to sell the "Flat Saps" and the "Texan". Both leather lined and filled with iron. These were the tools of choice in the 50's & 60"s. They both were easily carried in your back pocket or waistband and did the "trick", (and still do, wink, wink).
Just seeing an officer ready to use a sap was enough for many offender's to just give up without a fight and be cuffed.
19 Paul.
Somewhere, right this very moment, The Keesing Bandit is in Full-On-Blush Mode pondering the endless possibilities this "technological marvel" might yield.
we should be allowed to carry the shorter "tune-up sticks" like the copper in the ad has in his left hand... preferably in ironwood... not the cheap bullshit pine batons that are actually designed to break
this p.o. in the ad still works o'hare special employment
1/10/2009 02:20:00 PM
ROTFLMAO;cheer up kid,I retire this week and you can have my spot at MDW and ORD,thats if you got the
seniority :-)
And when I came on,everyone carried a sap or sap gloves they
sure got your message across to
those who would'nt listen to you.
On a serious side,I really am retiring this week after a 30+ year
run.To say it is'nt the department I joined years ago would be the understatement of the year.What shortshanks did to this department over his tenure should have him being charged with Felony Fucking Up!
But I'm just as proud today of wearing that CPD star as I was the
1st day I pinned it on at the O'Brian street academy.Stay strong and stay together,35th street and city hall know that they have a very big problem on their hands with the way they've been treating us,and Karma is a bitch.
I leave having known and worked with some of the finest men and woman to ever grace Gods green earth.There are 5 stars on the wall that I was blessed with knowing and/or working with those beautiful people and not a day goes by that they are'nt in my thoughts.
So hang in there,stick together,
and on the bright side shortshanks
time is running out and most of you
should still be on the job when we get a new mayor.You will always be in my prayers.
P.S. For some unkown reason (wink,wink)I was forced to buy a house outside of Chicago and Crook county,looking forward to being on the pension longer than I was on the job.STAY SAFE!
WHERE ARE THE DAMN PLOWS DALEY ?????????????????????? LIAR
Preston Tucker:
I just pissed myself reading that, and didn't even care. Fucking funny.
Anyone hear a rumor about Weis going to Washington with Obama? There was a rumor around 35th st. yesterday that he was going to homeland security.
Don't know about the slapper, but the policy group has been testing a chicken choker for months now, a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend told me that he saw the order once.........
GCG
I remember the old sap gloves and flat saps. The old time revolver cop was something to be feared and respected. Shitheads risked life and limb by mouthing off to the police in those days. I also remember seeing the old time tac guys walking around with three guns...
The SLAPPER now available everywhere.Endorsed by Commander Burge.
I still think the best tool available to police officers is the Taser. I am in my 17th year and my body cannot take one more injury fighting with offenders. I think its a win win situation for both officers and offenders, its stops both parties from receiving unnecessary injuries. I wish the department would allow all officers to carry them, hell I would even buy my own. Shit, I feel another IOD coming!!!!!
I am a masochist.
Could you tell me the difference between a "tune up" and a "wood shampoo"?
Congratulations on your retirement 8:26 pm!
If someone is in light clothing then I can see the slapper being effective, should you miss exposed skin. That said, up north, if you encounter people with thick clothing and are unable to gt to their face, then I would think that this would be significantly less effective, as the force would be distributed over a larger area and would only be further diffused by the clothing.
At least with a night stick you can use the pointy end, if a situation went bad and you had to.
- Not a cop, just sypmathize with what you guys do, and the slapper simply strikes me as something that could become the wrong tool all too quickly.
My CPD grandpap Paddy Ryan used to issue beat downs to shitheads with a black jack! Those were the days! I still have it in my possession as a fond reminder of days past that still should be! It is a neat leather wrapped ball of lead that has a metal handle with a spring between the handle and lead ball. When you hit the ball on something hard it actually changes shape! The leather is nice and worn! I wonder how many goofs felt the wrath of old Paddy and his black jack?!
"Could you tell me the difference between a "tune up" and a "wood shampoo"?
1/10/2009 10:45:00 PM"
A tune up is an auto mechanic's term and a wood shampoo is a carpenter, who moonlights as a beautician's term.
The Slapper sounds kinky. ;)
OT, Instead of griping and complaining like most other coppers are doing regarding some of the new work schedules, I will just say that I am enjoying my M-F 8 hour schedule. 5 eight hour days with 2 off which are always Saturday/Sunday. This schedule "rocks". Keep the complaints and rants coming I thoroughly enjoy reading them, it's my comic relief after a tough day. The lunch is part of the day is cool also, it makes the day more tolerable.
Signed, copper who has seen the light!!
1/10/2009 03:11:00 PM
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And how IS the front desk in Area Three these days? But you're fibbing about the eight hour day, now aren't you?
I LIKE THAT BLANKET THAT HAS SLEEVES!!!
IT SHOULD BE PART OF THE UNIFORM.
J-WEIEIES AND THAT SHAM WOW GOT BOTH HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON.
THEIR BOTH FULL OF CRAP!
I prefer the bare hand but I think this device will get a bottom nice and red.
SpankDaddy
I just love the name, the slapper...
I bet the "Kissing Bandit" wants the slapper.
Hard to read? Can't even make it out with my super-duper Sherlock Holmes magnifying glass.
1/10/2009 08:44:00 AM
CLICK on the picture, Sherlock! Duyyyyyy!
to 8:26, thank you for your years of service, enjoy yourself and god bless
Keesing Bandit...
Pick your weapon...
To be slapped or to be poked?
That is the question.
Anonymous said...
where can I get a steel version?
1/10/2009 12:42:00 PM
LOOK DOWN TO YOUR WAIST...
IT IS IN YOUR HOLSTER!!!
It kinda looks like a brick with a handle on the end... BOINK!
Hmmm.
Still thinking out loud...
I'm sure if they try and market it to women under a name like "Lady Slapper" the domestic violence and women's groups will have a collective knee jerk shit.
However...hold a press conference saying it will be available for women as a SPECIAL EDITION in "breast cancer awareness pink" called "The Bitch Slapper". Now that could work!
I can see it: The head of NOW telling Oprah this is the sort of empowerment women have waited for for centuries. A tearful Oprah agrees. They kiss.
Its gold.
Not hard to read if you click on the actual photo. It comes up in a separate window and you can read it just fine, SCC.
P.S. For some unkown reason (wink,wink)I was forced to buy a house outside of Chicago and Crook county,looking forward to being on the pension longer than I was on the job.STAY SAFE!
1/10/2009 08:26:00 PM
Good luck to you! Hope you're on the pension a good long time; get as much as you can from this shitty. Enjoy living outside of Crook County! :)
Anonymous said...
I still think the best tool available to police officers is the Taser. I am in my 17th year and my body cannot take one more injury fighting with offenders. I think its a win win situation for both officers and offenders, its stops both parties from receiving unnecessary injuries. I wish the department would allow all officers to carry them, hell I would even buy my own. Shit, I feel another IOD coming!!!!!
1/10/2009 10:30:00 PM
I absolutely agree! Back around 1980, I paid for my own tuition to the Street Survival Seminar taught by Calibre Press. There, I learned about a new electronic 'stun gun' that had been developed for law enforcement, the NOVA 10000 or something. It ran off of a 9v rechargeable battery and was about the size of a blackboard eraser.
I bought one and began carrying it and using it immediately, on patrol. It took the CPD about three months to realize these things were out there and to ban them. It worked great for waking up the unconcious drunks lying on the curbs etc. but equally well when a driver in a stolen auto didn't want to exit the vehicle.
Being a good little camper, I left it in my personal vehicle where it sits to this day, charged and still funtioning.
So, when the CPD finally went out and got the Tasers I was ecstatic. I was able to make use of it on occasion before I retired. It is still an awesome tool for our profession. Most bad guys would rather take a bullet than a bolt of lightning from a Taser.
One of its strengths is the intimidation factor alone. Between the bright yellow frame, the visible arcing of electricity and the laser dot pointed on some asshats chest, few want to see more.
NorthSide said...
Nothing deters police fighters, resisters and riot ringleaders better than a good ol' fashioned wood shampoo with a genuine cocobolo nightstick.
Slap this!
1/10/2009 10:50:00 AM
True enough. And nothing got my hardwood nightstick locked up in storage faster than that first Federal lawsuit. 4001 W. Fillmore is gone for good.
Now we have folding steel sticks and "stop sir, down sir" and if you dare hit them in the head, you might as well shoot them between the eyes. Both now considered deadly force except with one you are left with someone who can give depositions to the Loevy Law firm.
A. Citizen said...
I am a masochist.
Could you tell me the difference between a "tune up" and a "wood shampoo"?
1/10/2009 10:45:00 PM
Sure. First go over to 2150 N California Ave and bitch slap the first gray haired policeman you see and call him a big pussy.
Then, for comparison, go to 5555 W Grand Ave and try the same thing.
Then you decide which is which.
Anonymous said...
Anyone hear a rumor about Weis going to Washington with Obama? There was a rumor around 35th st. yesterday that he was going to homeland security.
1/10/2009 09:11:00 PM
Sure, and I won will win Powerball next week.
It just goes to show that "police technology" has been a lucrative hustle since way back when.
Do ya think "the Chief" got a no-bid contract for those things and then kicked back to the Indianapolis Machine/Mayor?
Slappers, computers, tasers, uniforms,its all the same.
Make some friends, think of some stupid shit, SELL IT!!!!!!
only meant in humor. i have nothing but the utmost respect for all of us and more for those with more time. someday i will be in the same spot as you are, RETIRED. YES I STILL CARRY A REVOLVER, ITS "CAPS FRIENDLY".
MSF is not a bad unit. However one watch commander is great takes care of his people and is down to earth. The other w/c runs around like he's being watched 24/7 afraid of his shadow.
Does anyone know where I can go to get my star polished?It's all scratched up and I would like to keep it looking good. This is actually a serious question. (no knob polishing jokes please.)
1/10/2009 05:51:00 PM
Does anybody know where one can get his/her star re-lettered and numbered?? I guess our star falling apart should have gave people the first sign of this Department going to shit.
Northside
Maybe cocobolo batons got the job done for your generation of coppers. Now we must strive to be a kinder and gentler police ready to take on all comers with verbal judo.
Tune ups are performed by auto mechanics, not the police. A fine herbal shampoo has replaced the wood shampoo.
I am a masochist.
Could you tell me the difference between a "tune up" and a "wood shampoo"?
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There really is not much difference, especially as to effect. The only difference I see is that with a "tune up" if using the hands, then damage could result to the "tuner". "A wood shampoo", in that an object (night stick) is used, would not lead to hand damage, or it should not if properly applied. The tune up also lends itself well to outside objects, such as phone books, although the tune up is generally a spur of the moment thing and often in those cases a phone book is not readily available. Phone books are, however, very effective, and non marking.
Next week:
Nipple clips, typewriter covers and electricity generating hand crank devices.
".......... I also remember seeing the old time tac guys walking around with three guns...
1/10/2009 09:46:00 PM"
DUH? Have you looked at a 'TACT" guy walking around with LESS than 3 gun's, 4 pairs of handcuffs, hand carrying their radio turned up full volume etc. etc. in the past 30+ years (the rest were before my time)BUT THEY WEAR BLUE JEANS "WORKING UNDER COVER"!!! all they were missing were HUMVEES to sneak up on the "bad" guy's!!!
To Anonymous 1/10/2009 at 10:51
Wasn't Sgt. H. pissed because he could get the license palte number of the M/1 who Bitch Slapped him after a traffic altercation on the Edens about a month ago. Or is it because J-Fed just found out? Just asking
To: On a serious side,I really am retiring this week after a 30+ year
run.To say it is'nt the department I joined years ago would be the understatement of the year.What shortshanks did to this department over his tenure should have him being charged with Felony Fucking Up!
Good Luck and God Bless, I am not far behind you. Shortshanks should have a longer career in Club Fed.
And to: WHERE ARE THE DAMN PLOWS DALEY ?????????????????????? LIAR
On my street we have seen city plows at last three times THIS WEEK. What is good about this is that WE, the citizens, the galley slaves of this money machine of the Daley Crime Family were able to make a course change. We were able to make that dwarf fear the people just a little bit and get what we paid for.
Keep it up, lets make he politicians FEAR US.
There are cops in India who have never heard of The Slapper! or FOP.
9:20
So true. LT L. is the ONLY reason to come to MSF! Too bad he has no openings...The other dude LT K. is afraid of his own shadow. He wants to take over Roussell's spot, so he won't allow his Company to do squat!
ASK anyone who the common stroke LT is? Only a fool would actually say LT K. is better than LT. L.!!!
Hopefully, LT L. will receive the order to take over MSF when Cmdr Roussell departs. If not, guaranteed that MSF will suck whale shit.
-Unit 141
My CPD grandpap Paddy Ryan used to issue beat downs to shitheads with a black jack! Those were the days! I still have it in my possession as a fond reminder of days past that still should be! It is a neat leather wrapped ball of lead that has a metal handle with a spring between the handle and lead ball. When you hit the ball on something hard it actually changes shape! The leather is nice and worn! I wonder how many goofs felt the wrath of old Paddy and his black jack?!
1/10/2009 11:25:00 PM
They even named a wagon after him.
Anonymous said...
MSF is not a bad unit. However one watch commander is great takes care of his people and is down to earth. The other w/c runs around like he's being watched 24/7 afraid of his shadow.
1/11/2009 09:20:00 AM
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MSF???
Well if you asked me...If I was in the unit I would expect that THEY are watching ME and everyone else especially the W/C's. So is the other W/C so wrong or are you NAIVE?
Get out while you can.......
Old 153
Hell, Brother Fitz at St. Patrick High School used that fuckin' thing on us everyday.
If we beefed about it to our parents, our fathers used to beat the grap out of us..
ahhh, the good old days! !
"Next week:
Nipple clips, typewriter covers and electricity generating hand crank devices.
1/11/2009 10:54:00 AM"
You're just yearning to hook up with the Keesing Bandit, aren't you?
How about the wirelss "SLAPPER" from approximately 20-35 feet the "SLAPPER" while holding the wireless remote you can conduct surveillence on the "DOPE SPOT" and upon discovering who's working the pack you can now deploy the "SLAPPER" from the safety of your place of concealment and while "SLAPPING" someone silly(SETTING #1) the enforcement officers can arrive on scene safely and meet with minimal resistance thereby taking "SLAPPED" Sal or Sally into custody.You must always remember to use the "SLAPPER" in a responsible manner including the safety feature where you can use just enough power supply to "SLAP" someone into submission along with just enough memory of being Mirandized.It come with three power settngs #1"SLAPPED SILLY",#2"BITCHED SLAPPED" and for those who have a steel chin or are so high/intoxicated that they bearly feel the effects of the first two power settings we have #3THE ULTIMATE BITCH SLAP".We also suppy the "MEGA BIIIIOTCH SLAPPER" which comes in one setting used only for riots and to control large unruly crowds.Must place orders at least two weeks in advance due to large demand.Comes in three colors: Police Blue,Military Green, and Basic Black(for night time depolyment)."MEGA BIIIIOTCH SLAPPER" comes in one color only Tomatoe Red.
"SAY MY NAME", "SAY MY NAME","OK OK OFFICER: "SLAPPY WHITE,SLAPPY WHITE""NOW PLEASE STOP SLAPPING ME SILLY".
To the Officer that is retiring: You have served us well....Thank you & Thank you to your family, I wish you nothing but the best, please enjoy your time...I won't be to far behind you!! Good Luck & God Bless You....Again "THANK YOU" YOUR CPD SISTER
10:54 AM ("...kinder and gentler police...verbal judo.")
I posted a concise statement yesterday (10:50 AM). I wrongfully assumed that it would only be read by both active and retired police officers who have worked the streets of shithole districts like 007 and 011 rather than delusional academics.
Unless you're being sarcastic, I doubt that you ever encountered a melee when you're dealing with drunken sociopaths who could pass for NFL linemen. We are not talking about rational people here. Good street-wise cops would never resort to violence if your so-called "verbal judo" could resolve a volatile situation. However, you often encounter fighters and resisters that can only be subdued by violence.
Technology has now provided law enforcement with the taser as an effective alternative to a nightstick. Well and good.
Just don't try to portray me and my contemporaries as sadistic Neanderthal maniacs beating the bejesus out of everyone we encounter.
I'd endorse the taser over a cocobolo baton when the inevitable occurs. For the record, despite locking up over a thousand felons, I have never had a sustained excessive force beef.
Finally, please define "verbal judo" for this oblivious psych major. Apparently, I'm out of the loop on that one.
To Northside at 1/11/2009 07:17:00 PM
"Verbal Judo" is a compliance tactic taught at the academy (at least, it was taught a couple years ago)---NFI
I just whack MR BAD GUY, with enormous scrotum.
Anonymous said...
NYPD PAY RAISES:
http://www.nypdrecruit.com/
Instead of NYPD, go to Nassau or Suffolk county PD. In suffolk, they make over $95k after 5 years b/c all those wealthy home owners in the Hamptons. Nassau county is more then NYPD but less than Suffolk. The work 4 days on 3 off and then 4 night on and 3 days off.
Anonymous said...
Hopefully, LT L. will receive the order to take over MSF when Cmdr Roussell departs
1/11/2009 03:07:00 PM
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Dude! Didn't Cmdr Roussell just get this Unit? Do you know something the rest of us don't know? What makes you think he's departing? I don't think he's that old!
Of course, he is a good guy and very knowledgeable (years in CPD tact and Gang Sgt in 015, Lt. in 011) and spent many years in military intelligence IN Kuwait, Iraq And Afghanistan which I guess makes him HIGHLY QUALIFIED to be in a CPD Command position.
OH! I GET IT! You're right! HE GONE!!!
.
I'll take mine in the optional CAST IRON MODEL....
Anonymous said...
I just whack MR BAD GUY, with enormous scrotum.
1/11/2009 09:34:00 PM
Is that Mr. Bad Guy's scrotum that is enormous, or is it yours???
"SPEAK SOFTLY AND CARRY A BIG (COCOBOLO) STICK."
to 8:26, thank you for your years of service, enjoy yourself and god bless
1/11/2009 01:49:00 AM
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Ditto to that. Have fun in Florida old man!!! haha
"Of course, he is a good guy and very knowledgeable (years in CPD tact and Gang Sgt in 015, Lt. in 011"
Every time he walks out the door he has a news crew documenting his latest exploits. Biggest self-promoter if there ever was one. While he was in 015 big talker short on action. Can you say Milque Toast?
What ever happened to being Humble Marine??
Anonymous said...
There are cops in India who have never heard of The Slapper! or FOP.
1/11/2009 01:56:00 PM
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They don't need the slapper.
http://indianlathi.com/
"What is Lathi?
Lathi is an ancient armed martial art of India. It also refers to the weapon used in this martial art. The word lathi, in Hindi, means bamboo stick. A lathi is basically a 6 to 8 foot long bamboo stick tipped with a metal blunt. It is used by swinging it back and forth like a sword. The metal blunt is an optional part for a lathi. It is the Indian Police's most used crowd control device. When referring to the weapon itself, a lathi could be considered the world’s oldest weapon.
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Wielding the lathi involves giving quick lethal blows to the opponent and defending opponent attacks by using the lathi as a shield. A lathial needs to be quick and precise. Lathi blows are powerful and sometimes even fatal. A good lathial must be able to fight with lathis of different lengths and thicknesses.
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In modern India lathi is the primary weapon of Indian Riot Police along with helmets, shields, tear gas and other weapons and methods. Policemen are trained in lathi charge. They have highly co-ordinated drill movements, with which gravely injurious blows can be given to the rioters. Generally, it leaves many of them crippled. This drill has been quite controversial in the human rights context. So in many places the police do not follow the drill, but hit in such a way to disperse the crowds. Security guards and police guards often carry a lathi along with or in place of firearms. They prefer lathis and use firearms only in situations when lathis cannot be used efficiently."
Think of a strong, flexible nightstick six to eight feet long and permission to use it. Broken hands and broken knees make it hard for street scum to cause trouble. The sound of a lathi whistling can make tough men cry out in fear, I'm told.
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