Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Nostradamus Prediction

SCC EXCLUSIVE!

Evidently, the downfall of J-Fled was one of the final predictions of noted pharmacist and reputed seer Nostradamus. While our crack staff was doing a bit of light reading, they ran across Nostradamus' well-known book "Les Propheties" and discovered this set of quatrains:
  • From a Midget intent on the Devil's work
    Revenge on working class citizens and merchants
    Ere the City of Onions topples
    Every man shall feel the wrath of his lash

    Behold! A Four-head Demon from the east
    It is a Weasel and a horde of bloodsuckers
    Lo! Another master in sheepskin from Beantown
    Leads an ale-wench, a skull and Feeble ones

    Can the slaves defeat the Puppetmaster?
    On top of disaster, another and another again
    ZZounds! Has it spun from the Midget's control?
    It is time to launch the Yellow Cur
The references are so obvious in hindsight that it's a wonder no one discovered this before. We've also heard that there are hidden messages in some of Nostradamus' predictions that allude to past or concurrent events. We're looking for more.

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36 Comments:

Blogger sc911 said...

"Cowards die many times before their deaths. The valiant never taste of death but once."

William Shakespeare

4/07/2010 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...

I predict there will be many shake ups soon to come at 35th street. J-Fled will have his Kool Aid nice and chilled. All of the 3 year wonders will be standing in line ready to drink the Kool Aid he has prepared for them. The after effect will be catastrophic. The hair gel mixed with the Kool Aid will be a deadly combination!

Take care of your partner, answer your calls, and for God's sake don't drink the Kool Aid.

4/07/2010 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey!? what's Nostradamus say about our contract???

4/07/2010 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

page two of scum times was an entire article about the dust up between northen and j-fed--- j-fed sent one of his lap dogs out to explain what happened.... j-fed can't come out and explain it himself because he is not a good liar.....

4/07/2010 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey there SCC, thought you might like this piece that made headline news on Yahoo. It talks about how "great" our camera system is. It even claims that it has "contributed to over 4,000 arrests" What a joke:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100406/ap_on_re_us/us_chicago_cameras_everywhere

4/07/2010 04:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is true, in the language of the Native Americans who once populated this area the word Chicago literally means “land of the smelly onion”. I have always thought the fact that few of the natives wanted to live here gave us a moral advantage over other cities where they had to murder the locals to establish their city.

4/07/2010 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE

4/07/2010 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO MERCY!!!

http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/EsD6rt5mHWwcmIRI

4/06/2010 09:09:00 AM

4/07/2010 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IPRA at the behest of Jody Weis routinely take videos of working coppers out of context to burn them to save money for the city and to further their political agendas. Now that the shoe is on the other foot, will Jody be served up to the political hack police board?? Will he sue them if he gets fired? Will they disregard any evidence he has to offer in his defence? Will his lack of diciplinary history matter?? Will he now stop his witch hunts against "Real Police??" Now that this video snippet will define your whole career, how does it feel now Jody Weis you are a worldwide disgrace to your "profession." Too-Shay!

4/07/2010 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No person with any self dignity would work for shortshanks or this yellow bastard. The smart guys have been saying this for years and are just waiting for both of them to go away. They are both hated by anyone with half a brain. Knew Cozzi for a long time, and know a lot of real police. This clown, and those who have cuddled up to him just are not police. Period.

4/07/2010 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Read It Down!!!! said...

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

Did anyone read the secret message in Nostradamus's prediction yet?

Read the first letters straight down you blind people!!!!

Well done SCC!!! A tip of the hat to you!!!!

Masters Masters Masters

4/07/2010 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-FLED didn't stop running till he hit the South Pacific where he held a strategy meeting with the mayor!

http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/
bLfmr795SXMNv21J



~

4/07/2010 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FREE BILL COZZI!!!!!!!!!!!

4/07/2010 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i predict mass retirements latter part of 2010 and 2011. thanks mayor daley for the hiring slowdown. jerk!

4/07/2010 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Free Bill Cozzi-

4/07/2010 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OFF TOPIC...

No offense intended but...
Once again some brothers are associating the St. Jude March with J-Fled.
No comparison could be further apart.
Historically, marching at St Jude honors all our departed brothers and sisters.

Show up for the 'right reasons' and let our departed brothers and sisters know that, "We Will Never Let You Walk Alone."

JUST AN IDEA...
If work or family obligations prevent your participation at St. Jude, another event deserves our recognition.

Again this year our Honor Guard will march 24 hours in a row in military fashion (ala Tomb of the Unknown in Arlington) in front of OUR Memorial with an hourly, "Changing of the Guard."
I would hope someone could post the exact date(s) but I believe it's midnight to midnight 28-29 April 2010.
If you can stop and visit during this time, please do so. If you are working, and can just drive by at any hour... 'light up the blue' as you slowly drive past.
It would be a great 'unofficial' additional way to, "Honor Our Fallen."
A symbolic, 24 hr. 'CPD Memorial Drive-By'... yet another way to honor that, "Thin Blue Line."

O'V(r)

4/07/2010 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Launch the "yellow cur"?
"yellow" usually means scared or cowardly
and "cur" can be an undesirable dog or a coward.

Are you referring to J-Fled OR the long lost (and missed) Bear???

4/07/2010 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

j fled has left the building

how can j fled allow police officers to work 10-99 on the 1st and 3rd watch (1 man jfled)
while he allows politicians to have police officers making sergeants pay to be body guards , valets , chauffers and go to michigan to the mayors summer home

time has come for change in 2011

4/07/2010 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

keep pumping that iron j fled
i'll take a 300lb donut eater or 110lb woman for my back up any day over da mayors puppet
jfled you are the laughing stock of cpd , fbi and real police in the USA
write a tell all book when you leave in 2011 about who and how merit appointments are made
it would be a best seller
autographed by jfled in yellow highlighter

4/07/2010 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did anyone read Neil Steinberg's article today regarding the cpd vs. cfd football game. Steinberg stated cpd has 15,000 members, cpd does not have a physical fitness aspect (referencing that the average cpd has a "beer kegs worth of fat strapped to his stomach", the police have no fitness requirement other than a pulse, and the cfd has youth (referring that cpd members are old). HEY Neil don't criticize the police who may one day have to protect you again while you show your courage by having your fat ass make comments from behind a desk in an office. You have just showed your respect for the police and also show you have as much courage as J-FLED. FUCK both of you Jagoffs!!!!

4/07/2010 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very clever---FREE BILL COZI

4/07/2010 01:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Free Bill Cozzi

4/07/2010 02:26:00 PM  
Blogger kateykakes said...

Anonymous said...
Hey!? what's Nostradamus say about our contract???

4/07/2010 01:01:00 AM


Sad to say he probably came back from the dead, talked with the politicians from the City of Chicago, the FOP, and your incredbily incompetent mayor, and said, "Fuck them all. The world's ending in 2012 anyway, so don't give them their just due."

It really sucks for you guys. Big time.

The PPD thought they'd have to wait forever for their contract, but they got a pretty good deal after some wait, but the FOP came through for them, especially with doing away with the residency requirement. I know there were some things the officers weren't happy about, but most felt overall it was a good deal.

I sincerely hope things work out for you all soon.

Please be safe out there.

4/07/2010 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Redistricting coming fast. Remind all the taxpayers in 016,017,018,019,020,023 what that means.

4/07/2010 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nicely Done.

4/07/2010 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First letters straight down; Free Bill cozzi

4/07/2010 04:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I went to my first call of a police officer shot when I was 4 weeks on the street and still on probation. Shooter opened up on an FTO with a sawed off M1 carbine. I followed my own FTO, he never hesitated, we ran toward the scene to help as we could.

That is what I was trained to do, by the example of better people than I and I always remember that lesson. To run toward danger is an unnatural act. We have to lose old instincts and develop new ones to do that.

A good boss, even a superintendent, would be right there with us, along side, letting us know by his presence that he is one of us, he is right there.

weis' presence on the scene of a shooting would have meant much more than his presence in the fusion center looking at video monitors or wherever he slunk off to.

What is done is done, He acted on his instinct, like he did with Bill Cozzi, And those instinctual acts of a career fbi administrator were wrong as the top cop of Chicago. jody weis was never cut out for this job, it is as simple as that. He doesn't belong here and the sooner he and daley realize that the sooner we can begin to come back together as a department.

4/07/2010 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gosh, for a moment there I thought it was real!!

However, there is not a single line of Nostramus's prediction that even ever hint of Cubs WS win......just saying...

4/07/2010 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Steinberg? That drunk wife-beater. Fuck him.

4/07/2010 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did anyone read Neil Steinberg's article today regarding the cpd vs. cfd football game. Steinberg stated cpd has 15,000 members, cpd does not have a physical fitness aspect (referencing that the average cpd has a "beer kegs worth of fat strapped to his stomach", the police have no fitness requirement other than a pulse, and the cfd has youth (referring that cpd members are old). HEY Neil don't criticize the police who may one day have to protect you again while you show your courage by having your fat ass make comments from behind a desk in an office. You have just showed your respect for the police and also show you have as much courage as J-FLED. FUCK both of you Jagoffs!!!!

4/07/2010 01:35:00 PM

..........

Don't let Neil upset you. He is only brave when he is safely behind his computer or beating his old lady. Him and Jody are cut from the same cloth.

4/07/2010 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck Steinberg! He's nothing but a 3rd rate columnist at a 2nd rate, dying newspaper.

Furthermore, he can say what he wants about the police. Just remember he has an ax to grind. He has a CB# for domestic battery..oh yes that's right folks, he's nothing but a degenerate spouse abuser, and alcoholic! Go back to Ohio..loser!

4/07/2010 06:58:00 PM  
Blogger OLD*6970 said...

I smell literary award!

It took a few moments to get it and the entire message.

I'm gettin old but i'm gettin it!

FREE BILL COZZI*****

Never Forget!

4/08/2010 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous John Q. Citizen said...

Is the following a true statement, do bodyguards really accompany the Mayor to Michigan - how many other pols have bodyguards other the Daley and Burke? As a taxpayer and adrent admirer of the rank and file of the CPD we'd like to know.

From a posting on this topic:

"how can j fled allow police officers to work 10-99 on the 1st and 3rd watch (1 man jfled)
while he allows politicians to have police officers making sergeants pay to be body guards , valets , chauffers and go to michigan to the mayors summer home
time has come for change in 2011."

I just want all of you to know that there are countless numbers of people out here who admire each and every one of you [minus the political hacks amongst the ranks]and are grateful for your efforts. We appreciate what you do in spite of the lack of leadership and support shown you.

God Bless and Stay Safe.

A truely grateful taxpayer.

4/08/2010 04:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, you deserve an honorary doctorate from Northwestern or the good old U a' C for this original and penetrating scholarship.

Let me see what I can do . . . .

4/08/2010 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which quatrain is this from?!

4/08/2010 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Which quatrain is this from?!

4/08/2010 07:28:00 PM

Think it the one that goes to the Loop---and it's pronounced "el" not "qua".

4/09/2010 09:01:00 AM  

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