Inside J-Fled's Brain
The new wisdom for property crime statistics (via the Policy Group):
- If you didn't have that nice house and cool flat-screen TV, then there is a good chance that a poor honor roll student wouldn't have to break into your house to get it for himself.
Open post for Monday.
Labels: we got nothing
posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
29 Comments:
Hilarious! A certain South Side Field Lt. was rolling around the district for half the tour with a "J-FLED" beat tag on his roof covering _90. Somebody apparently tipped him off.
J-Fled's brain???
He underwent a full lobotomy. Check it out. Light a flashlight in one ear. The beam shines out the other ear.
Oh well... As long as the upright, fed-up tax paying captives continue to vigorously place hot, Cu jacketed Pb missiles in the asses of riotous intruders, j-fled and the policy group can brain-storm their asses off to no avail. They're turning themselves inside-out to avoid the conclusions many of us reached a long time ago...
What do you think it's like inside J-FLED's brain??? Do you think it's like when Homer Simpson tries to concentrate and all you hear is circus music and see a ferris wheel, or do you think it's more like crickets chirping???
I think if you looked even deeper into J-Fled's brain, one might find that little wind-up monkey that bounces up and down and clangs the cymbals together.
Oh yea people, to those people posting about that car wash on 115th and Kedzie filled with gangbangers and such, it was all b.s. that's really a rotten thing to do you strokes who posted all the bs on somebodys livelehood. A cops brother owns the business. Jealous basterds. There were several comments on this blog. A big write up was in the local newspaper about this catastrophy. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Word has it that the Beverly people started the rumour because of something concerning a card game. Gossip , gossip, and more gossip. Some people think they know it all and can say anything without regard for there fellow cop brothers. It's just ignorance.
If the doors aren't locked there wouldn't be any break-ins. Door locks cause burglaries. If residents would just leave for a while when the burglar arrives there would be no need for the homeowner/resident to pull out an illegal gun to waste the intruder.
Leave out some milk and cookies for them too, just in case they want a little snack. Be nice to them, that way they won't kill you or rape your wife or daughter.
If no one would buy those damn large screen TV's the parolees wouldn't be tempted to break in to get them! Large flat screens cause crime! don't buy them! If you do buy one, leave your door open or just leave the TV out front.
That was easy. Can I be a J-fled advisor or an exempt commander/suckhole?
None of daley's Puppets have brains !!!!!
Helloooo...? Can anybody hear that echo in here...? It's kinda scary in here with all these cobwebs......Helloooo...?
Oh yea people, to those people posting about that car wash on 115th and Kedzie filled with gangbangers and such, it was all b.s. that's really a rotten thing to do you strokes who posted all the bs on somebodys livelehood. A cops brother owns the business. Jealous basterds.
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get a clue. quite a few cops brothers are gangbangers. hell, there are some gangbangers wearing the uniform now. reality check my friend.
looks like a bunch of marbles rattling around in that huge cranium--- does it suprise anyone, ppo j-fled has been clueless since day one and is an embarrasment to the cpd....
Has anyone in the policy group ever worked in a beat car in a district in the last 5 years? If not just GO AWAY!
West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...
I think if you looked even deeper into J-Fled's brain, one might find that little wind-up monkey that bounces up and down and clangs the cymbals together.
6/14/2010 12:43:00 AM
a little early for you, westside...what happened? Did the cleaning crew show up early and kick your drunk ass out of the key club? Sober up, man, you make NO sense!
Why in the hell was Jessie Jackson Sr. hoisting the Stanley Cup after a private party at Luxbar on Sat. night? Who handed it to him? What a disgrace! The picture is on page 5A of yesterday's Sun-Times if you want to puke. What next, PUSH will have the Cup on display at 49 and Drexel? Why not, 2124 is already detailed there every Sat. morning from 0900-1200hrs. Unreal!
"A cops brother owns the business. Jealous basterds. There were several comments on this blog. A big write up was in the local newspaper about this catastrophy."
Never let shitty spelling and grammar stand in the way of getting the truth out.
I don't quite get this. Has someone in the Department actually stated that "property ownership causes crime?"
It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest; just wanted a bit of elaboration -- a source, a quote?
This is about the most damaging thing anyone could say -- they should have their noses rubbed in it forever and ever, but only after they are tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail.
i think they just sit around and shake ''the magic 8 ball'' for answers. warriors telling war stories that have never been to war. only a dummy takes advice from....a dummy!
DOES HE HAVE A BRAIN???
The news media stated that alderfuck walter burnett was riding in one of the trollys in the Blackhawks parade.Is this true? I didn't see him but if true, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CONVICTED FELON DOING IN THAT PARADE ?!!!!! THIS SHIT CITY IS SO FUCKED UP THANKS TO THAT STUPID SHIT MIDGET!!!!!
AHHHHHHHH,I feel better now.
"da de de de de de..."if I only had a brain"
Scarecrow - Wizard of OZ
What? No Santa Claus? I apologize to the wonderkids at 35th. I didn't mean to burst your bubble. There is an Easter Bunny though.
Jody is on tour with the tin man and the Lion...
I could while away the hours
Conferrin with the flowers
Consultin with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin
While my thoughts were busy hatchin
If I only had a brain
I'd unravel any riddle
For any individd-el
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts I'd be thinkin
I could be another Lincoln
If I only had a brain
Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more
I would not be just a nothin
My head all full of stuffin
My heart all full of pain
Perhaps I deserve you
And be even worthy erve you
If I only had
If I only had a brain
Hey 6/14/2010 09:28 AM...
Hate to burst your bubble, friend, but you have the wrong person. I don't drink. Lost two family members to a drunk driver when I was a wee-lad and know better than to be poisoned by alcohol.
You ought to think twice before you type nonsense and slander a person that you don't know. There ain't nothing funny about calling someone a "drunk". I've been, and oftentimes deserve to be called a lot of other things, but a "drunk" isn't one of them.
Now ascend from Mommy's basement and get some fresh air, jackass. It works wonders to clear your mind.
Now feel free to call me an "asshole" after this insult to you.
just a theory of mine...are the box chevy phantom and westside-inside, do-nothing the same person???? both authors are intelligent, wicked funny and obviously have been around for awhile..., not too mention they seem to post around the same time (look at their posts in this thread). hope i didnt out anyone if i'm rite. keep up the good work boy(s)....I/F
I have said from the very beginning of this, b4 he was even given any of his names, NEVER TRUST A FED, he has yet to atone for causing the long drawn out DEATH of CPD DET. JOE AIRHART!!!!!!!!!!! Take OUR uniform off. BTW, my comments never make it on his "insignificant" blog.
I'm trying to think but nothing happens.
J-Fled was also overheard stating that WWII would have never happened if the U.S. didn't have a navy.
Anonymous said...
The news media stated that alderfuck walter burnett was riding in one of the trollys in the Blackhawks parade.Is this true? I didn't see him but if true, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CONVICTED FELON DOING IN THAT PARADE ?!!!!! THIS SHIT CITY IS SO FUCKED UP THANKS TO THAT STUPID SHIT MIDGET!!!!!
AHHHHHHHH,I feel better now.
6/14/2010 05:03:00 PM
United Center is in his ward so I bet he gets plenty of free tickets, you know how big a Blackhawks fan he is, especially since he can get top dollar for those tickets.
And did anyone see that picture in the Sun-Times of Jesse Jackson hoisting the Stanley Cup? Sort of makes one want to have the cup steam cleaned at least twice. Supposedly Jesse exclaimed, "damn, is this thing really silver? How much it weigh? I can fit Obama's nut in this mo'fo'"
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