Satan?
- Mixed martial arts fighter Jarrod Wyatt is charged with the murder of his sparring partner, Taylor Powell.
Wyatt, 26, allegedly cut an 18-inch hole in Powell's chest and removed his heart, tongue and most of his face.
Wyatt reportedly was under the influence of psychedelic drugs and had been increasingly focused on Doomsday scenarios leading up to the March 21st murder.
Del Norte County Police Sgt. Elwood Lee responded to the scene and said that Wyatt told him "Satan was in that dude."
We were under the impression that the Dark Prince had taken up residence in Shortshanks' body and that his "speaking in tongues" was a result of Daley's feeble struggles to reassert control over his body.
But this guy seems to be a better candidate for demonic possession.
But this guy seems to be a better candidate for demonic possession.
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
20 Comments:
MMA is not a real martial art.It is for white guys on coke and roids/HGH to have a bar fight.
Satan is a captain in 016.
Taylor Powell obviously isn't from the West Side of Chicago...
Had he been, he'd have walked himself to the ambulance and been on the basketball court hoopin' it up with the fellas the following afternoon... courtesy of the taxpayers of Crook County, of course.
Seems "professional" wrestling can't hold a candle to this mixed martial arts thing.
That is some B I Z A R R E shit!
Now that is the true definition of a savage.
Del Norte County? Put the savage in Pelican Bay and throw the key away. San Quentin is too far south.
Otherwise, just another garden variety California homicide. Wake me up when you get some bizarre serials with torture, dungeons, dismemberment and cannibalism.
I'm still working the Zodiac, the Zebras and the Black Dahlia cases. I can't catch a break.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Psychedlics and Santeria. Very bad combination.
Wow! Just wow.
which one. its the three headed hydra of stupidity.
Did he grow up in the old " Dog Patch" in 014? There sure was a lot of white trash in there back in the day and he would have fit in perfectly!
Would someone please introduce Wyatt to Shortshanks!
Dear SCC,
You were right the first time about demonic possession. After all, demons are known to easily possess a herd of swine feeding.
Matthew Ch. 8: 29 or so . . .
Ann T.
"Welcome to Homicide, kid". said...
Del Norte County? Put the savage in Pelican Bay and throw the key away. San Quentin is too far south.
Otherwise, just another garden variety California homicide. Wake me up when you get some bizarre serials with torture, dungeons, dismemberment and cannibalism.
I'm still working the Zodiac, the Zebras and the Black Dahlia cases. I can't catch a break.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
6/06/2010 07:14:00 AM
I know how you feel, I'm still working the Jimmy Hoffa case.
Does one take the LSD before hand or do you sprinkle it on the heart and eyeballs to give then flavor during cooking? My My aren't the yuppies getting more sophisticated.
Does one take the LSD before hand or do you sprinkle it on the heart and eyeballs to give then flavor during cooking? My My aren't the yuppies getting more sophisticated.
What would be the ucr code for that?
"Psychedelics and Santeria. Very bad combination."
--6/06/2010 09:30:00 AM
On top of that, few people realize that some santeria practitioners sprinkle "quicksilver" -- MERCURY -- around their residences to "ward off evil influences," etc. If I recall correctly, mercury has a high vapor pressure, starts to get into the air at around 80 deg. F.
Bery, bery bad teeng, breathing thees mercury. Poison. Makes people "as mad as hatters." I wonder how many innocent people are living in apartments or houses so contaminated. Like renting a former meth lab without knowing it.
These people are around, for sure. The headless chickens surrounded by circles of candle stubs on the Pratt Street Beach in 024 say so...
Celebrate diversity!
"I'm still working the Zodiac, the Zebras and the Black Dahlia cases. I can't catch a break.
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."
--6/06/2010 07:14:00 AM
Now, I thought the Solar Temple mass suicide was kind of a nice break in the routine. Everyone put on their identical geeky basketball shoes, climbed into their identical dormitory bunks, covered themselves with their identical Solar Temple flags, and gulped the Koolaid on a count of "One, two, three!"
Quiet, polite -- and gone. Nothing much to do afterwards but walk around with a clipboard taking a few notes...
"MMA is not a real martial art.It is for white guys on coke and roids/HGH to have a bar fight."
--6/06/2010 12:11:00 AM
"Wha ju mean. Eet ees extreem fighding," hisses some overwrought, hyperaggressive 13-year-old girl in one of those Che Guevara/Nike-slash urban militant berets.
...and ya wonder why there's so much trouble on the bus...
"We were under the impression that the Dark Prince had taken up residence in Shortshanks' body and that his 'speaking in tongues' was a result of Daley's feeble struggles to reassert control over his body." -- SCC
Yes, these scenes must grow wilder around the full moon, with the bodyguard detail tying the raving Mayor down to the bed with sheets as one calls a priest and another guards the door...something like the last days of Howard Hughes in that darkened Vegas penthouse as the movie projector flickered on and on, kept going by the close-mouthed Mormon "assistants" who provided not only injections, but box after box of Kleenex with which Hughes could "insulate" himself from, well, things.
MAYOR DALEY IS CLINICALLY INSANE.
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