Dude, Where's Jesse's Car?
The Rev. Jesse Jackson found out just how rough things are in Detroit.
Several Detroit media outlets reported thieves stole Jackson’s ride — a 2009 Cadillac Escalade — from a parking lot near the city’s Doubletree Hotel.
The SUV was later recovered, but it was found without its rims and one of its windows had been broken, according to Detroit’s WXYZ-TV.
Jackson was in Detroit for a march and rally called “Rebuild America: Jobs, Justice and Peace.”
Just days after Jackson’s SUV was stolen, one of Detroit Mayor Dave Bing’s vehicles also went missing. The GMC Yukon Denali was later found resting on bricks, also missing its rims.
Fifty years of marching for rights and equality while playing the victim card for his own gain and the end result is his Escalade on blocks. And they got the mayor's car, too?
That is beyond priceless.
That is beyond priceless.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
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Tell me both Jesse and the Mayor of D- Town had custom rims! Sterotypes anyone?!?!
Why do these guys put rims on their vehicles? Oh why, to be in touch with their constituents.
Poetic justice
hmmmm...i ve worked the past 34 years and dont own an escalade. he hasnt an owns one! aint life grand!
Maybe Jesse and the Mayor should stop driving around in cars with spiny rims.
I make 80K as a CPD blue shirt. The Mrs makes about that much as a surgical nurse.
We both have 5 year old cars (paid for) and have the normal bills of a couple living in Chicago.
We can't come close to even being able to afford the rims (about 3K) on an Escalade-as much as owning an 65K SUV.
Jesse has NO JOB, has NEVER HAD A REAL JOB, never even had a church/parish of his own, yet he has an Escalade and a mortgage on a nice house in Chatham.
I would venture to say Dave Bing's car is city owned, one would need a big, tough AWD truck. I've been to Detroit many times, the whole city looks like 011 around 5th Avenue and Homan. Streets don't get plowed, the pavement is disintergrating and there are potholes the size of small cars.
I saw a profile on Bing on 60 Minutes, he's doing the job for a dollar a year trying to save his hometown. Good Luck.
C'mon. I'm Irish and you'll never catch me in spats and a top hat, hanging on a corner gaslight with a brewsky in my hand and a drunken lear in my eye, trying to act as though I were the top of a Drunken Irish Ashtray. Ya' see what I'm sayin'? I'd just be askin for it, culturally.
"Fifty years of marching for rights and equality while playing the victim card for his own gain and the end result is his Escalade on blocks."
Whaddaya mean?? Now Jesse's equal to the rest of the poor slobs who get their stuff stolen every day!
I am wondering when are they gonna audit Operation Push and see where the money is coming from.
I'd like to add it was a "green jobs rally". Like all your "green" liptards, Jesse shows up in an Escalade because it's the "best way to travel". Do as I say, not as I do.
I'm surprised this wasn't hushed up like when father faker's caddy was stolen years back.
Must be a man of the people. Get a sweet escalade to {{{{{ push }}}}}his agenda. How can I donate?
Hilarious. Dude where's my ride? The car was probably taken by some Detroit honor students who are getting ready to turn their lives around...............
Priceless, lol.
With all the loot he's extorted over the yearss some rims sUrely Won't break his dumb ass !!!
The sooner that civilization comes to the Viking masses the better will this country become. Sitting on a big ass waiting for the mailman & complaining about "Oh Poor Me/Us" get's no one, except JJ anywhere.
LOL!
But wait, it does get better. Apparently irony is a concept lost on the good reverend. Catch this article from the Detroit News that points out Jesse's and the "Green Wienies" hypocrisy!
Much too funny:
http://tinyurl.com/37rf5p4
Funny, just funny!
I wonder who stole his car?
Uh Jessie, who stole your wheels? Not those folks you keep fighting for, eh?
Ya know scc, if they all had jobs, they wouldn't be stealing cars. Jesse rests his case.
Jesse?
For an unelected, unemployed individual who travels around the nation and world in $1,500.00 suits, speaking out on behalf of people he doesn't represent, my question is...
Why is he driving a Cadillac and who paid for it?
Ax me dat!
Even better, "Jobs, Justice and Peace" is to promote government-funded green jobs. Perfect event to drive to in an Escalade.
“It was my pitch- black Cadillac they chose to attack. But I am not grim cuz’ dey stole my rims. Nor will I demean cuz’ they snatched my flat screen. Let me now stop this jibba-jab confab and have my peoples get me a mutha-fuckin cab!”
Jesse be rolling on 28's dog! A gift from the mofo that couldn't pay the $10k for his speach.
You could not give me a car like that for free....In Chicago ?
Not unless it was up-armored and driven by some Blackwater guys !
couldn't have happened to a nicer guy :)
i do believe in karma.......
Jesse fixation and glorification of a shithead nation has lead to this situation.
I got some inside information that the offender was probably of blood relation could be true cause of your sexual relation across the nation.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
Whaddaya mean?? Now Jesse's equal to the rest of the poor slobs who get their stuff stolen every day!
The Escalade is he can cruise looking for new baby mommas!
And he isn't like the rest of the poor slobs that get their wheels taken...he probably strong armed someone on the police department there to put a load of coppers on the case to find them...and don't think he won't!
He will blame it on a white gang, Al Sharpton will come to his rescue.
Damn white kids from Detroit!
Can't wait to see how Jesse spins this so it is the fault of the white man. He'll likely say that it is the white man's fault that these thieves didn't have jobs which drove them to steal his ride or some other irrational reverend dodge.
Jesse is the biggest racist of all and perpetuates the idea that blacks are needy and incapable of fending for themselves. Otherwise, they wouldn't need Jesse as their self appointed spokesman. The more educated and successful blacks become the less they need Jesse, Al, Meeks, Pfleger and the rest of the revs who extort money from blacks and white liberals and do nothing but purchase Escalades with expensive rims. The only thing Jesse has ever run is his mouth.
It's too bad they didn't torch it after they stripped it.
Hey Jesse,
Defending these scumbags for your own polictical gain and to find out in return that they bite you back right on the ass cheek. How does it feel to slide yourself across the leather back seat of a Lincoln Town Car with a thick book under the wound so you can sit level while talking the next extortion racket with your useless minions???????? LOSER!!!!!
Laugh if u want, the feds took the car under the guise of a auto theft so they could plant bugs in it.HAHAHAHAHAH
http://detroitiscrap.com/
The offenders are probably all the white crooks from the "realistic Detroit movie" Robocop
Why couldn't they steal Jesse and leave his SUV alone?
Dave Bing the former basketball player?
Poor Revrun Jessie...maybe the dudes from "PIMP MY RIDE" will help out ol' Jess out now that his wheels have been found stripped.
Jessie Jackass stars in an episode of PIMP MY RIDE with special guest star da Mare of Motown Dave Bing.
You practically need a tank to drive through Detroit as the potholes are more like moon craters.
they should be driving prius"s hybrids
I wonder if Jesse stood in line to get his $600. for the recent rain storms. I believe every one of his parishioners did and some did more than once.
Dem rims be repoed to pay fo dem illegitimate chillens.
no way - he has an Escalade?
No other car on the road screams so loudly "I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
Jesse came out and said "dude wheres my car?" The look on his face when he was looking for it had to be priceless.
His rims weren't stolen.
It's called redistribution of wealth.
I thought all chicago reveruns drive cadillac's, any surprise Jesse My Baby's Daddy, drives one too?
Poor Jesse. Now he's gotta find the time to go shake someone down to get a new ride.
my parents (r.i.p.) always told me to "never make fun of other people's misfortunes". well, I am very sorry mom/dad, this shit is way too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's already been stripped and on a barge to Russia - OR - it's been stripped and in an empty lot on crates at Washington and Kilbourn.
if /kma
Jesse?
For an unelected, unemployed individual who travels around the nation and world in $1,500.00 suits, speaking out on behalf of people he doesn't represent, my question is...
Why is he driving a Cadillac and who paid for it?
Ax me dat!
$1500 dollar suits???? The only thing that I ever see that phony prick wearing is a black shirt untucked.
I used to say I would not retire until Jesse got a job. Well I waited 37 years and it never happened!
Anonymous said...
Dave Bing the former basketball player?
9/04/2010 12:16:00 PM
One and he same, one of the NBA's 50 all time best players.
Anonymous said...
no way - he has an Escalade?
No other car on the road screams so loudly "I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
9/04/2010 01:36:00 PM
My brother for GM and for 2010 there are 6 Escalades in the entire Chicago region, but then again they are #1 in repos! HMM wonder who is buying,then not paying for them?
Today: Free school supplies at Humboldt Park, free health exams and dental exams!!!! free free free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Rev jessie jackson could you pimp my ride. i'll buy budweiser from you and jr.
One can only hope that he had personal shit in that ride that makes it to the light of day.
---not a cop
Next on Oprah...
We surprise Jesse with a brand new car!
In 1971 I was assinged to the old Gang Intelligence Unit. My boss was Fred Rice. One of our teams was given the assignment of profiling JJ. He had just come to Chicago with Operation Breadbasket and was steering up shit already. The most interesting thing they learned about the man was he had his signature Blue Jeans custom made by a Michigan Ave. tailor. Each pair of jeans had satin liners so as not to "chap" Ole Jesse's Johnson. Had to keep free and easy for all the ladies to enjoy I guess. Both of the PO's have passed away but they were straight shooters so I believe every thing they said.
PS: that report never made it past the desk of eventual Supt. of Police Fred Rice. I'll let you come to your own conclusions on that one.
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