Monday, December 06, 2010

Crime Drops Again!

For almost two straight years now! It's like J-Fled is a miracle worker or something:
  • Overall crime in Chicago dropped by nearly 4 percent in November, with overall violent crimes dropping by 10 percent, Chicago police officials said.

    Superintendent Jody Weis announced November's crime statistics Sunday, saying the decrease amounted to the 23rd consecutive month of lower overall crime in the city.

    Though officials touted the decrease in violent crimes, auto thefts in the city continued to climb. There was a 22.6 percent rise last month compared with the same time last year.

Now if you grab the nearest passerby on the street and ask them how they feel about crime (which we actually did tonight at a few random corners), they give you a completely different story. They use words like "war zone," "out-of-control," "shooting all night," and our personal favorite - "no polices around."

The drop of 12 murders is statistically a wash. The increase in police murders drives the completely opposite viewpoint.

Remember, it's the perception of crime that worries elections and politicians.

But back to J-Fled's "statistics." At the current level of crime reduction, we actually owe 2011 seven murders already, along with twenty-seven robberies, thirty-eight aggravated assaults, and a handful of CSA's. There will also be no vehicle thefts allowed as we have exceeded the allotment for 2011.

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48 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know no one's doing much besides answering jobs....but if there's paper to write and you make it a Part I....BOOM! Crime just went up!

My partners and I do all we can to contribute to the rising crime rate with our pencils.
You're welcome Mayor Daley...you fucking criminal.

12/06/2010 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reports classified as Justifiable Homicides (Police Shooting, citizens who kill someone protecting their life or property), Involuntary Manslaughters do not count towards the homicide numbers, even though they are homicides

12/06/2010 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O please its all BS playing with the numbers.

12/06/2010 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Auto theft is the only stat that can't be down graded or cooked. It either is or isn't. Thats the reason why its up. But I do have an idea! The feds could develop a UCR for a "Lost vehicle" then auto theft could go down too! Damn I am good!

12/06/2010 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel sooooo fucking safe now. Maybe I'll sell back all of the pistols and semi-auto rifles I just bought. I could beat then into plow shares but I will wait a while cause Weis has been known to lie. Just sometimes.

12/06/2010 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, I can get reported crime in the city down just like that **snap**

Just redraw the cities boundaries for murders for example.

Cut out Englewood and the west side and call them something else like fringe areas. See city crime is down.

Want more?

Well property crimes/robbery we'll no longer count because we'll have the qualifier that it has to be over $1,000 or $2,000 or $10,000 in value. Pick the number that you want that gives you the stat that you want to report that's all.

12/06/2010 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The recent list of America's most dangerous cities? Note that Chicago's not on it because the FBI will not accept the method we use to report our stats allegedly

1. St. Louis, MO
2. Camden, NJ
3. Detroit, MI
4. Flint, MI
5. Oakland, CA
6. Richmond, CA
7. Cleveland, OH
8. Compton, CA
9. Gary, IN
10. Birmingham, AL
11. Baltimore, MD
12. Memphis, TN
13. New Orleans, LA
14. Jackson, MS
15. Little Rock, AR
16. Baton Rouge, LA
17. Buffalo, NY
18. New Haven, CT
19. Hartford, CT
20. Dayton, OH
21. Kansas City, MO
22. Washington, DC
23. Newark, NJ
24. Cincinnati, OH
25. Atlanta, GA

You can look at the full list here. New York City ended up at number 269; San Francisco at 130; Los Angeles proper at 158; and Chicago wasn't ranked because its "rape numbers were not available," which is just a bone-chilling phrase any way you cut it, huh?..

via gawker.com >> http://gawker.com/5695776/the-25-most-dangerous-cities-in-the-us-are-mostly-nice-places

12/06/2010 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shut up already, Jody. No one believes you, not even your former cronies at Club Fed.

12/06/2010 01:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Police murders are up what, 500%? Good Job, Jody. Now go to whatever job they have next for you. You've done enough for and to us already.

12/06/2010 01:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know I feel safe, don't you? Bunch of fuckin' putzes.

12/06/2010 02:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Mr. Phlosopher said...

If a tree falls in the forest, but no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

If a crime happens in Chicago, but there are no coppers around to take a report, did the crime actually occur?

12/06/2010 02:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just go away. Please, we beg of you, leave.

12/06/2010 02:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fewer COPs, fewer reports, the math should be simple. Do they really think the citizens are stupid enough to believe this bullshit ?

YES THEY DO !!!!

FREE COZZI !

12/06/2010 02:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's all about the bearings...

12/06/2010 03:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On a positive note... We get a ribbon for 2010 Crome reduction woo hoo!!!! Don't worry if you never made an arrest, wrote a ticket, never filled out a contact card or case report, or even left any police facility except for lunch or to go home. You get a RIBBON, schweet!

12/06/2010 05:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I may not be the brightest bulb on this tree, but doesn't crime usually drop in the city when the temperature drops? And don't carjackings go up, because the bro's need a ride to get out of the cold? I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

12/06/2010 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MY hometown of San Francisco at #130?!?!?
WTF!
Are you kidding me?

Manipulation of stats, especially with the opportunistic vehicle of "CompStat" is easily acomplished.

When I saw this report on WGN-TV last evening (12-05-2010) you could have knocked me over with a feather.

VIOLENT CRIME IS DOWN in major Metropolitan areas? You actually expect the general public to believe this when the media slams the air waves with one report of violence after another????

Oakland, CA., just across a bridge from us, at least, is honest---They KNOW how violent they are, and their Chief (Batts) is in DC trying to loosen up purse strings to get additional "Anti-Violence" program funds.
I sure hope those programs include more police, with better arms, and better body armor, because they're going to need them.

For God's sake, Brothers & Sisters, stay safe out there!

12/06/2010 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work on zone 6 it is busier than ever who makes these stats? crime for the beat cop is up,going from job to job,huge back logs yea boss it is down! NOT!

12/06/2010 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous HATER said...

IF U KEEP COUNTING THOSE LOWER PERCENTAGES WE WOULD BE A NEGATIVE 20% IN CRIME.

I HAVE A SINKING FEELING THAT

PAST HOMICIDE ARE BEING COUNTED ON YEARLY STATS.

TOOOO MANY CLEAR UPS USING PATTERNS BUT NOBODY GOING TO JAIL ON THEM.

LOTS OF DOWNGRADING OF CRIMES AFTER THE PATROL OFFICER WRITES UP HIS REPORT BY DICKS AND SGT'S.

???

12/06/2010 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Common Sense said...

The projects were torn down. END OF STORY on those statistics. A huge decrease there, a rise in the nicer neighborhoods where the bangers were relocated.

Sorry to our suburban neighbors who were the recipients.

12/06/2010 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only reported crime is down. People just get tired of trying to report property crime. The police usually do'nt come out, and folks are told to call 311.
When you try to call 311, they are busy, and put you on hold. Then they give you the option of having them call you for a report anywhere from 2 to 6 hrs. Who wants to wait around?

12/06/2010 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From "The Wire" (the best cop show ever and the truest):

JUKING THE STATS

"...shining up shit and calling it gold so majors become colonels and mayors become governors" - Cedric Daniels to his wife about playing the numbers game.

12/06/2010 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

23 straight monts of crime dropping?? damn keep it up and soon there will be no more crime. 4% here and 5% there add up just ask your boss

12/06/2010 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe its just been fireworks night for the past 12 months in Chicago? Those aren't people shooting Mr and Mrs Doe, just roman candles and bottle rockets... Right Brett?

12/06/2010 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Movers and Parkers are down
just proves citizens are following traffic laws , not lazy police

12/06/2010 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago crime is down a pint of strawberries
right j-fled?

you nut case!

12/06/2010 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime is down because most of the projects are down. Thank the wrecking ball. J-Fled just happens to be behind the helm. Larry Hover could be the sup. and he'd have the same results. The only thing he should get credit for is good timing

12/06/2010 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a thought, last night they passed out CRIME REDUCTION RIBBONS.

They are different from the one we got a few years ago.

Why didn't one of those two and three wonders on Jody's staff think, issue the same ribbons (Green & White) and add a little star to the ribbon you already have if you have the award.

That's what they do for all the other award ribbons.

12/06/2010 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime is up, but by declaring it Down, the naieve Crookago Sheeple will believe it. It's all about LIES in Crookago. Seek Ye the Truth, and the Truth shalt set thee Free. Crookago is doomed to collapse. That's why Daley's splitting. Watch and see, he will move, even if he keeps an office here in Shitcago.
Figures Lie, and Liars [CPD Bosses ] Figure. Go figure..

12/06/2010 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You kids are so full of yourselves that you could never accept that crime is down. That this job is NOTHING like it was 20 years ago when crime really was out of control.

The new kiddie police spends too much time on the Internet. He, or more often than not, she thinks there is way more crime than there actually is because bullshit shootings are all over the news. If some shithead got kilt 20 years ago, no one in this city knew or cared. Today, every bullshit murder is a half hour media drama.

12/06/2010 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhh City Hall - but how much did Chicago crime allegedly drop as compared to the national average?

Anyone....anyone...Bueller, Bueller?

**crickets**

12/06/2010 02:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Auto theft is the only stat that can't be down graded or cooked. It either is or isn't."

Maybe they can make a new UCR for domestic related auto thefts. Call it Unauthorized Vehicular Borrowing. And it's only a misdemeanor.

12/06/2010 02:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone is messing with these numbers BIG TIME, you cannot tell me or convince me that the homicide numbers are legit, they are not reporting them correctly or maybe just late.

12/06/2010 03:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I recently retired, prior to that, I was at a community meeting, and I asked the people if they actually believed that crime was down ? The response HELL NO!
Even the police don't think crime is down. I do believe that crime reporting is down, look at the calls for service - wait 4-5 hours for a burglary or robbery report, when the car finally arrives, 19B, no one found, or they don't answer the door etc.
Heck, I have seen persons shot, went to the hospital, the job goes out and no one responds, so about a month later, the victim is calling police to make the report... (more than just a few cases too)... it is a joke... and really, JPW should stop having press conferences for this skewed statistic, even if it isn't by design....

12/06/2010 03:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel sooooo fucking safe now. Maybe I'll sell back all of the pistols and semi-auto rifles I just bought. I could beat then into plow shares but I will wait a while cause Weis has been known to lie. Just sometimes.

12/06/2010 01:04:00 AM
***********
Forget that, I am going to the gun shop right now to get some more ammo!!!

12/06/2010 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The fucker says it with a straight face too!
He can't possibly believe himself can he?

12/06/2010 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These numbers are all nonsense. When I left they the useless " event" numbers and all of the other nonsense. Years ago I remember a few people I worked with had blank "cta" checks. Scribbled them out every night.
Numbers are for the clueless bosses to go running to the other clueless bosses and say " see what WE have done".

What a friggin joke.

12/06/2010 07:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,

I am sure you have heard the rumors but it appears that they are true. WTF!

12/06/2010 09:46:00 PM  
Blogger TWENTY and OUT said...

If you think this is bad, try living Thailand. They have a law prohibiting gum vandalism. What's that you say? It's a law against spitting gum on the ground so the sidewalk isn't full of black spots. You get caned for violating that law. Guess what, the sidewalks are very clean. Know what else, drug dealers are not much of a problem out there either.
WAY TO GO 5-OH. One less link card I will have to pay for.

12/06/2010 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did anyone see Weis shamelessly hawking his so-called '23rd consecutive monthly drop in crime' stats this morning on FoxNews? Total bullshit! DiVlantes is giving this asshole far too much airtime.

12/06/2010 10:52:00 PM  
Anonymous HATER said...

DO ME A FAVOR J-FLED!

DONT GIVE ME ANYMORE BULLSHIT AWARDS!

I DONT NEED AN AWARD FOR SHOWING UP 4 WORK EVERYDAY AND RESENT THE FACT THAT U WOULD THINK IM IN SOME GRAMMAR SCHOOL TRYING TO BE VALEDICTORIAN.

DONT NEED 1 FOR AN ELECTION DAY THAT DIDNT INVOLVE A RIOT!
BACK WHEN THE BULLS WON CHAMPIONSHIPS IS WHEN AWARDS SHOULD HAVE BEEN GIVEN OUT.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST ANY OF UR FAKE REDUCTION IN CRIME RIBBONS!
I PAY SOME SERIOUS TAXES AND U ARE BASICALLY LYING UR ASS OFF TO COVER UP ALL THE SHIT THAT HAPPENS.

AND TO ALL MY BROTHERS WHO LOVE TO WEAR THE BOGUS RIBBONS PLEASE FIND PRIDE IN OTHER ASPECT OF UR LIFE VOLUNTEER AT CHURCH OR COACH A TEAM.

AT LEAST THE POWER TEST RIBBON HAS TO BE EARNED!!!

WEIRD HOW JODY LOVES TO WEAR HIS NEW FAKE RIBBON MAKES B. CUELLO LOOK LIKE A CUBAN GENERAL!

12/06/2010 11:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Sorry to our suburban neighbors who were the recipients."

Don't be sorry. It's about time the suburbs shoulder some of the responsibility. Few of these B.S. suburbs would exist were it not for the city.

12/07/2010 02:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"When you try to call 311, they are busy, and put you on hold."

Absolutely true! This summer I called 3-1-1 and waited on hold for 28 minutes. I just gave in & hung up.

12/07/2010 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Why didn't one of those two and three wonders on Jody's staff think, issue the same ribbons (Green & White) and add a little star to the ribbon you already have if you have the award."

As I'm sure you know, it's simply a way for people who've never actually been the police to look like they've "been there."

What a farce!

12/07/2010 02:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oooohhhhh snap, now I can get another Crime Reduction ribbon. Next to my Democratic Convention and Perfect Attendance ribbons. Now, if they start handing out those Obama is da man ribbons, daaaaang, I can have four......

12/07/2010 05:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whenever I see him on TV he's always trying to put a good spin on whatever he is talking about. After the arrest of Flisk's murderer he used the phrase "great case" numerous times. What a pathetic, phony, full of shit prick he truly is. There was absolutely nothing "GREAT" about this horrific act.

12/07/2010 11:38:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

It is so obvious that J-Fled changed the stats. Criminals are becoming more aggressive against the police by the way.

12/07/2010 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this mean I can stop carrying my pistol when I'm in the city?

I feel safer already!

12/07/2010 03:45:00 PM  

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