Snow Kills Crime
And we're sure J-Fled took all the credit for it, completely bypassing Tommy Skilling. But you knew the streak couldn't survive for long:
- A man was shot and robbed of a snowblower in the Englewood neighborhood on the South Side early this morning -- the first shooting since this week's blizzard hit on Tuesday, police said.
This week's storm kept crime down so much that the shooting was one of the first serious crimes reported to police since the storm landed, Chicago Police Superintendent Jody Weis said. There had been no shootings in the city since around 3 p.m. Tuesday, when the snow first hit, according to preliminary data.
At least the crime was seasonally appropriate.
Labels: crime
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
38 Comments:
what next, lawnmowers this summer?
Where's the blizzard ribbon?
Or at least a stinking I survived da blizzard t shirt.
I can't believe that J-PUD was talking about crime being down during the BLIZZARD. I heard him talking about it and it sounded like he was taking credit for it. This guy is truely a mental midget.
So...
Dude rolled up in a car, upped a pistol and robbed the muthafuckah who stole the snow blower in the first place??
Yeah! that's it! Almost 2am and he's going to blow some snow...
Hmmmm ok!
"You know what dis do muthafuckah, check dat shit in!"
*POW!*
O_o?
Oh there has GOT to be more to this than what the shootee that got the shit shot out of him is saying!
The real question is where did the victim get the snow-blower.
Can't hardly wait to see what the thaw is going to uncover.
addison illinois pd caught a guy disguised as a snowman breaking into an atm in their town during the blizzard---- he was trying to blend in with the environment---
It is rumored that the city will replace all the pods with SNOW MACHINES!
What? A man shot in Englewood for his possessions at 0140 in the morning? Hard to believe. He probably was a theft offender and was relieved of his prize by a higher class of predator. Rules of the jungle.
With crime down due to the snow, how come the Crystal Ball Unit didn't predict this? I know... their Ouija Board blew away during the storm.
And how will he explain the 3 people killed overnight from Fri/Sat?
Chalkie's not afraid of the snow. He's back out of hibernation.
Just can't have anything nice in da ghetto...
J Fed should have been talking about the fact that our vehicles sucked during the blizzard.
He needs the snow blower, he's a Daley snow removal volunteer.
Watch for another Emmanuel photo-op
Regarding J-fled & Shortshanks, I'm reminded of a quote by Abe Lincoln " he can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I've met " Small men, small ideas ...except when it comes to scams & thieving.
Where's the blizzard ribbon?
Or at least a stinking I survived da blizzard t shirt.
2/05/2011 12:27:00 AM
i survive everything.
Chalkie
Can't hardly wait to see what the thaw is going to uncover.
2/05/2011 03:03:00 AM
naw, too easy.
Chalkie
So um...what's the predicitive analysis unit been up to? They didn't see THAT one coming?
And just as J-Pud finishes his statement 3 dead; that we know of,j-fed---just shut up alreardy
3 homicides overnight. 1 in 006 on 82/Langley, 1 in 004 on 75th St, 1 in 011 on 200 N Keystone.
It don't stop Dombats....
3 killed last night
The real question is where did the victim get the snow-blower.
2/05/2011 02:05:00 AM
From YOUR garage that was broken into this fall, duh...
Hey, what a great thing to take credit for, crime down during a Snow Blizzard. What a sorry Lap-Dog Fool this Weiss is. Truely Laughable.
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He was a fbi special agent?LOL! He figured out the cold and snow lowered the crime rate? Maybe he could move to Alaska and tell his stories there! Jfled what a goof!
Dude in the 10th District loses money in a card game so he grabs the money and runs.
POW! POW! POW!
He will be limping for a while and won't be invited back for poker night.
Fucking englewood.
I know that few members of the department seem to respect the current superintendent because he was a former federal law enfocement officers. But, lost in all of this is the success and respect that Tim Mccarthy has as chief in Orland. So, it can be done. It depends on the personality. Orland is in no way comparable to Chicago in size, but I think the skills are transferable. I think McCarthy would make a fine superintendent of CPD
Homicides up A4 2 last night. let the Sup know. Dosen't have clue.
Jody P. Weis may I suggest you apply for superintendant in SIBERIA!!! You'll be a superstar there.
Chalkie's not afraid of the snow. He's back out of hibernation.
2/05/2011 08:54:00 AM
who you accusin' of hibernatin'?
i was just takin' some comp time.
Shot at 56 & Shields (007) and according to his mother he was walking with the snowblower to his home in Chatham?? At 0140 hrs??? Yea right!!!! Do ya think it was "his" snowblower?????
He will be limping for a while and won't be invited back for poker night.
2/05/2011 02:47:00 PM
ah, but he will.
Chalkie
make that 4
they should've kept the side streets unplowed. another homicides in 005 tonight makes 5 since friday.
The reason so few CPD detest J-Fled has nothing to do with the fact that he is a former Federal Law Enforcement Officer. Most of us have worked on cases w/Dea, Atf etc and we get along just fine. Then again we have never felt the need to call any of those hard-working, intelligent men and women "_-FLED". Enough said. As a well-traveled retiree I can honestly say without reservation that there are no coppers anywhere (except maybe NY and Boston) like fucking Chicago Police. You are THE BEST! Never forget it. You fearless bastards.
When the snow melts we will be finding missing persons and dogcrap all over the place.
To the guy who said:
What? A man shot in Englewood for his possessions at 0140 in the morning? Hard to believe. He probably was a theft offender and was relieved of his prize by a higher class of predator. Rules of the jungle.
Effin' hilarious!!!!! I, as a 007 district zoo keeper, agree.
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