Saturday, February 05, 2011

Volunteer for Shortshanks!

Seriously?
  • Interested volunteers will help shovel out bus shelters and sidewalks in high traffic areas around the city.

    The Mayor’s Office is asking that City Employees PLEASE volunteer some time over the weekend to help in this effort.

    Interested volunteers can report to Soldier Field at 10:00 a.m. tomorrow, Saturday, February 5th and will be given directions and deployed with other volunteers to work from 10-4. If you can work part of that time, let us know.

    Saturday, Feb 5th 10:00 a.m. – 4:00 p.m.
    Soldier Field SOUTH Parking Lot (just south of 18th street)

    Volunteers will be able to park their personal vehicles at no cost at Soldier Field for the day, and after the work is complete, return to Soldier Field for pick up. Equipment will be provided, please dress warmly and appropriately for the day.
We just can't wait to help an incompetent goof who hates our guts, takes food from our childrens' mouths, taxes us into near-poverty, destroys our pension, attempts to deny our retirees the right to carry arms, and probably kicks puppies in his spare time when he's not consorting with Satan.

Check your Department e-mail for details and phone numbers.

See you there!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check your Department e-mail for details and phone numbers.

See you there!

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when this request goes out to all LINK card users, then we will know, with absolute certainty, that Hell has frozen over.

2/05/2011 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...

Umm...I can't. I'll be...uhhhhh...washing my hair Saturday from 10:00 a.m. until 4:00 p.m.

2/05/2011 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I already voluntered....on my block. WE cleared out our block, street and sidewalks without any help from the city thank you. So I should go bust my ass for the lazy shits who can't help themselves? Let them volunteer. Mayor Daley kiss my ass and btw, will your useless ass be out there?

2/05/2011 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yup. All you departments getting twelve 'forced furlo' days a year shoved down your throats, go VOLUNTEER to shovel.

I spent seven hours, so far, shoveling out what the City should have been handling. My car is clear. My plowed-in neighbor is clear. My driveway is clear. My sidewalk is clear. I'm thinking the City can plow its own bus stops.

2/05/2011 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well put SCC!

I laughed when I read it... first stop-- 007th to clean up 63rd, then it's up to Madison St in 011.... IF they have time, they'll stop in 016 or 022

2/05/2011 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bwaahahahahahahahaha!

2/05/2011 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These "initiatives" are usually along the lines of "people who work giving up their limited free time to clean up after people who don't work," or some similar variation...

How many idlers in $600 FUBU rigs and $200 shoes will sport, drop Flamin' Red Hot bags, talk s__t on cell phones, and laugh at me while I sweat?

Maybe another "Twitter flash mob" will show up to throw snowballs at us.

F__k you, Mayor Daley. You, and your entire horrible family, and the horses you rode in on.

Get lost, you miserable little a__hole, and good riddance to you.

Eat s__t and die.

2/05/2011 12:24:00 AM  
Blogger 12GA. said...

I wonder how many "volunteers" will show up to get their grubby hands on the shovels, snowthrowers, etc....and never do one lick of volunteer work.

Since they don't pay city workers overtime anymore, it is practically volunteer work anyway.

2/05/2011 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, you know all the suck ass patronage workers that owe their jobs to politicians will "volunteer."

Wonder if J-Fled will be out there? It might be something he is actually good at.

2/05/2011 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the short fat little prick gonna be their himself to shovel snow. Or is this the typical liberal philosophy of do what I say and not as I do (sitting in his warm house with an armed security detail). Now the rest of you surfs go work for the betterment of man kind.

2/05/2011 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll do the same thing I opted to do today for court... PASS!

2/05/2011 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Volunteer? Who, I?
How the hell can they be asking city workers to volunteer to help get us out of the mess these fools got us into?

Why don't they 'ask' the kids from the Michigan Ave wildings to volunteer? Or all of the hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens living in chicago? Or the grateful welfare, section 8 recipients in this city who, for generations, haven't contributed a dam thing to this city besides crime statistics? Are they too busy?

2/05/2011 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this asshole really think we don't know that he's been pissing on our backs while telling us its raining for the past 20+ years? And he's asking us to volunteer?

Hey Shanks, I'll meet you at Soldier field after you 'volunteer' to give us back the millions you stole from us.

2/05/2011 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We laughed and laughed....

2/05/2011 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hell No,

We snowblowed our street block, shoveled out our block's fire hyrdrant, and took care of our eighty year old neighbor's sidewalk and drive. How many persons on public assistance or 20 year old ssi receipants took care of their block? Why should I take on their responsibilities. Next, this Summer, we will be picking up their garbage. raking and planting grassseed on their corners.

2/05/2011 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I show up drunk? How about a slip and fall? I gots to get mines.

2/05/2011 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad I'm not a city employee anyways enjoy your shoveling and don't worry daley will take the credit.

2/05/2011 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck you dally, and your fucked up ,liberal loving, gang ridden , toilet of a city that works like old people fuck .

2/05/2011 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Toledo!!!! I'll be there!!!!
;)

2/05/2011 02:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll bet that half of the occupants at 3510 S. Michigan are there tomorrow morning! I'd go except I have to change the water in my goldfish tank.

2/05/2011 02:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you want the working people in this city to help you--- the guys who work 2 or 3 jobs and just got blasted by state income and property tax increases--- mr mayor, maybe you should be asking all the welfare and link card leeches to come on down to soldier field for a day of shoveling--- they have nothing better to do but you better have a good supply of 40 ouncers on hand.....

2/05/2011 03:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps a similar plea to the folks unemployed for the last few generation?

Shovel or lose an entitlement. You choose which of the many you receive.

I suggest starting with LINK.

2/05/2011 03:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This city is a bad joke...havent seen any city plows in days up north but you know what i do see neighbors hiring front loaders and private plows to clean up their blocks. Hey shanks would u volunteer to..BLOW ME..LIFM

2/05/2011 04:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KMA

2/05/2011 04:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Mayor’s Office is asking that City Employees PLEASE volunteer some time over the weekend to help in this effort.
*****************************

And a big FUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUU MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRR!!!!

This fuckhead thinks CITY EMPLOYEES are gonna help HIS FUCKING ASS OUT!!!????

Gimme a fucking break!

And to those of this city who think city employees should get fucked in the ass and pay for the stolen money from their own pensions.... ANOTHER BIG FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU TOOOOOOO!!!

My job duties are spelled out in Illinois law and Chicago Municipal Code...... I'M NOT DOING A FUCKING THING OTHER THAN THOSE JOB RESPONSIBILITIES BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MY JOB ENTAILS AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING I'M GONNA DO!

2/05/2011 04:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is another deliberate ploy by Fuckshanks to pit cityworkers against the public knowing full well cityworkers aren't gonna do a fucking thing to help shitshanks out.

KNOW THIS CITIZENS: It's because of the shitbag mayor YOU elected that you will get no help from city workers.

Likewise, you go ahead and elect Rahm Emanuel mayor and watch how much LESS cityworkers are gonna do for you due to your pathetic choice for mayor.

2/05/2011 05:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess Ill do it only because my folks have to use CTA when I'm not around.

2/05/2011 05:20:00 AM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

What the fuck are you bothering city employees for? You greasy little thief!

Why don't you volunteer to kiss a mules ass?

Why don't you get some runnin' dog rev'runs and some alderfools to help round up some of the catered to constituents to do this shit?

Funny how the call goes out for the very same people Crime King Shorty and Co. have been shitting on for years to "volunteer" their time and sweat.

"Fuck you, pay me!"

You fuckers are congratulating yourselves on how much you're trying to take from us "public servants" and you expect us to "volunteer" and be aggravated on our down time in some of the sdame shit holes we work in?

Why don't you fools cut Link, SSI, and all the other freebies instead of fucking with people who actually work?

Oh? Taxpayers don't mean shit and you bitches are scared of Dude & Co. doing the fool?

Chicago is a perfect example of the few supporting the non-contributing many.

No wonder they bitch and cry while holding on to residency for dear life.

Nobody will be left to extort from to pay the non-contributors for breeding, drinking, drugging, sleeping, fighting, shooting, responsibility ducking and blame fixing.

And people wonder why coppers are sooooo pissed!

2/05/2011 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if his nephew is helping out? lolll

2/05/2011 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought maybe SCC was making a joke until I checked my department email and sure enough, there was an email asking me to volunteer.

I guess the residents of the CHA complexes in the city still haven't been taught how a shovel is used and it's purpose.

I saw some standing around looking down quizzically at an object and upon closer inspection found they were all staring at a shovel lying on the ground.

None could figure out what it was and no one wanted to be the first to touch it. It stayed right there, unused, until someone figured he could steal it and maybe sell it or else use it to break in to an apartment or house.


Definition of SHOVEL
1
a: a hand implement consisting of a broad scoop or a more or less hollowed out blade with a handle used to lift and throw material

b: a shovel does not come with an operator or a LINK card, nor may it be exchanged for flamin hot cheetos or grape flavored carbonated beverage

2/05/2011 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When Dickwad Daley and Jfled donate money to the cpd memorial foundation...

2/05/2011 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Volunteers of America said...

I already volunteered on Wednesday with the rest of my neighbors clearing the snow off our block and shoveling out each and every car on that block.

We had the street cleared in time for the mailman to deliver my real estate tax bill on Thursday.

2/05/2011 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh no sorry I'll be at work all day Saturday after being at work for 32 straight hours Tuesday and Wednesday getting only compensatory time (no paid OT for us) for being away from my family for 2 whole days.

I don't feel particularly inclined to do any more than that. I think the city got enough free labor out of my ass for one week. Hell, for one YEAR. Guess Daley doesn't think so.

Neither does Rahm, with that latest bullshit ad slamming us city employees as if we lowly bastard have any OPPORTUNITY for personal gain from a government position. Like, say, multi-millionaires running for mayor for even more personal gain.

2/05/2011 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC:
With all due respect, my power has been out for going on 36 hours. There is 3 feet of snow in the alley, and I cannot get out. The Comm Ed truck just left, but they said they couldn't guarantee power would stay on. Trust me, no heat for that long, no stove, nothing, was not fun. I was down to my last two matches lighting candles. Brrr. My feet are still frozen

2/03/2011 11:55:00 AM

--
I shuddered every time the lights blinked during the storm. Figured I'd lose power any second. Felt good when the wind died down and I figured we were out of the woods.

That being said, I had a contingency plan for if I had to leave my house, due to no lights and no heat.

Why the hell did you stay there?

2/05/2011 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SWAP

2/05/2011 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of a Far Side panel in which an idiot is whistling while pushing a wheelbarrow full of rocks in hell. One devil says to another "I don't think we're reaching that guy". Makes me think that'll be the guy who volunteers for this nonsense.

2/05/2011 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck You Daley! Mobilze the LINK card crowd.

I already personally shoveled out 3elderly neighbors in 016 were I live.

OT...Anybody see that the strongman of NYC, Bloomberg spends $245,000 on personal chefs? Asshole didn't cover his tracks as well as the Daleys.

Hate your rulers.

2/05/2011 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll help dig the foundation for the urinal over Shanks grave when the appropriate time occurs, untill then, Fork You daley !!!!!!!

2/05/2011 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just got my 1st Installment Property Tax Bill...up another $150
over last year's 1st installment. When does it end?

2/05/2011 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stalin did this to save Moscow

2/05/2011 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought he was the Mayor of Chicago, not Fantasyland. What a dope.

2/05/2011 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just seen the Rahminator on TV and refuses to name exactly what NEW service taxes he is proposing to inititate when elected but says it will be FAIR to all middle class residents of CHICAGO! OH LORDY here it comes a big screwing! Anyone who votes for this jerk deserves the screwing your going to get! All the Lincoln Park liberals and the yuppies and lets not forget the college students, You pions are not millionares so screw you!

2/05/2011 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are officers running for Alderman. Ask them who they are supporting for Mayor and what their stand is on the "Sanctuary City" status for Chicago that has brought so much crime our way.

The two running up North have dodged both questions which leaves me thinking they either support "sanctuary city" status or they will bend to the prevailing winds to get elected. Typical politician, anything to get elected and gain that power.

Do not blindly vote for someone because they are an officer. That doesn't mean they will be good for us. Do a little research into their character.

We will have almost half the Counsel replaced this year and Rahm will bulldoze the new guys on every issue. It's an important year, vote smart.

2/05/2011 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll do it as soon as richie is out there doing it right next to me. Lead by example boss.

Shaking the tree boss, shaking the tree boss.

2/05/2011 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought we sold those bus stops to a private company, JD Decaoux or whatever...they have paid maintenance workers. this was job security for them...They'll do it and be happy.

2/05/2011 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Taxed Enough Already said...

Did someone slip kool-aid in my water!
This jag-off (that's you Shortshanks ), must be smoking crayons if he thinks I'm gonna go shovel snow when I still can't get thru MY street. Eat shit you thief!

2/05/2011 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll volunteer if I can take a plow truck or an end loader and drive to my area in 16 to CLEAR THE FUCKING STREETS THAT ARE SNOW COVERED. Just got my real estate bill and it went up again. Keep paying for NOTHING.

2/05/2011 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's like the story about the roof collapse of the Westside church. A little routine maintainence over the years would have probably prevented this but intead of using the money for this purpose, the rev probably got a new Escalade every year. Now because it's the church that survived the Chicago Fire the public will be asked to make donations for repairs.

2/05/2011 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ray Ray and 3M will greet you with a Dunkin Donuts Box of Joe and Donuts and then tell the mayor and JFed they did all of the shoveling in the city.

2/05/2011 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

will rahm tax the illegal food vendors working in the city of chicago , there are thousands of vendors , no business license ,pay no city , state or federal taxes

there's a new source of revenue that not one mayoral canidate has mentioned , they all want to tax the legitimate business and working class people

2/05/2011 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't shoveling out the bus shelters a responsibility of JC Decaux?

2/05/2011 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While I don't exactly think that this is a bad idea, it amazes me that the powers that be can be so stupid in their timing of requests like this. It's like they are living in a dream world.

2/05/2011 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very funny :)

2/05/2011 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Years ago if he wasn't busy shooting unarmed teenagers, or enjoying an expresso in a cozy little 009th Dist coffee shop with Angelo LaPietra, now deceased ADS Timmy Daly was always first to run to the Daleys house on Lowe-two snow shovels in hand! His hard work certainly payed off. Two bad he couldn't take his ill-gotten gold braid pension to his grave...

2/05/2011 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow!!!!! I can park at no cost???? What a deal!!! Here's even a better idea....get the lazy, do nothing, babymaking, never working link card holders and have them earn their way for all of their freebies!!!!! Same for the damn illegals!!!

2/05/2011 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha Ha! I got this (work for another City dept.) and I laughed. Seriously...our department is facing the 2nd year of 24 unpaid furloughs, no cola in years, mandatory 8.5 hr day, no cash overtime, we earn comp-time, but do not get paid for it if we leave the department or City...and we are non-unio so can be fired at any time. Yep...it was insulting to ask us to shovel. We all help out our neighbors and people in need when we can..but not at the Mayors request.

2/05/2011 09:39:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Obama said...

I'd love to help, but when I worked at Radio Shack I hurt my back.

2/05/2011 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How did this request come about? In the newspapers or TV? Dont tell me it was a CPD request...

2/05/2011 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make the Welfare and LINK recipients do some work for their money instead of laying around, sleeping,drinking, eating junk food, fucking and playing x-box (not neccesarily in that order)

Will Tom Dart have the SWAP sentenced offenders out doing the same for the next week or so? Good idea, huh?

How about letting some of the non violent offenders get some time off their sentence from IDOC? They are sitting in prison eating 3hots a day and playing basketball.

2/05/2011 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Volunteer? He can kiss my sorry a**!
I spent days organizing, collecting cash and looking for someone to clear our alley of the 9ft drifts so that we could get out of our garages. I froze my a** off, paid through the ass because the city doesn't clear anything!
Anyone see Channel 7 News last night?
They only showed the south side and all of those people on LINK complaining about how their streets are in terrible shape....I hate to break the news to you but the tax paying, hard working north side of this city doesn't get anything either! By the way, where did they really have to go since they don't have to go to work!

2/05/2011 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah right you piece of sh!t, Keep Drinking The Kool Aid.........LOL........

2/05/2011 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about Shortshanks and J-Fled leading the volunteers and especially on Sunday which is family day for Shortshanks. Hey, Shortshanks you will have plenty of family days real soon.

2/05/2011 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the French company that cleans the bus shelters? They gave the City over 1 billion dollars for that contract and the ad revenue that goes with it. They can shovel the f****** bus stops. These f****** Democrats think that everything has to be handed to the lazy ass citizens of Chicago. I am retiring soon and can's wait to see how Chicago looks in my rear view mirror as I head South. I am still laughing about that email. F*** you Daley, you f****** thief. I hope you rot in hell.

2/05/2011 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about "The City of Chicago is demanding that anyone who has ever received ANY taxpayer funded aid such as public schools, CTA discount cards, LINK, hospital care under a fake name, Section 8, etc....GET YOUR FUCKING ASSES TO SOLDIER FIELD AND GRAB A SHOVEL"

2/05/2011 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now this is all second hand, but here's what I have heard. Rahm is telling us and the CFD that it isn't our fault that the pensions are in trouble. It is that the city has failed/lied about paying its end.
Now remember when the liberals who gave us our current situation in the the Federal, state, county and city governments and their allies in the media, endlessly slammed Enron. Saying this Republican supporting company ruined peoples lives and retirements.
Well its funny how our current mayor, who in my opinion is like Maddoff, has lied. He spent hundreds of millions on failed olympic bids and lawsuits to destroy Constitutional rights. He leaves the city ready to file bankruptcy and has sold off valuable assets, buisness's are fleeing or just closing. Yet this media will call him one of the greatest mayor's ever. Our new annointed king says he will straighten out this mess if we just give up more, even though we have been lied to before we can trust him.

2/05/2011 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Arrogance Of The Elite !
After 20yrs. of rewarding friends and contributors with our tax money.
After screwing up so many projects. One of them was Soldier Field.
He Has The Audacity To attempt to shame us, into accepting lower pension benefits.
Now after I, and the rest of the working people in my neighborhood, have shoveled out the alley, He wants me to report to Soldier Field.
Sure Mr. Mayor. What time will you and the aldermen that are not running for re-election, going to pick me up.
PS: Bring A Long Handed Shovel.

2/05/2011 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next, this Summer, we will be picking up their garbage. raking and planting grassseed on their corners.

2/05/2011 01:07:00 AM


oh, so you got a peek at the master plan, did you?


you vill haf to be eliminated.

2/05/2011 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Dying City said...

The radical left is the norm in this cesspool. The militant illegals demand their "rights", the link card zomzies demand to "get paid", and in the ultimate irony the workers that toil daily to support this infestation of terrestial lampreys are now "requested" to go work for free on off hours to clean up the snow.

Vote in more liberals.

As the winter hawk glides down the temporarily clean, white streets of the mortally wounded city, a tiny group of workers slowly dig and scrape away the icy burden. As they do, the cannibalistic parasites that doom the future laugh, dance and mock the group from overheated windows, grumbling all the while as to why the group works so slowly.

2/05/2011 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck you dally, and your fucked up ,liberal loving, gang ridden , toilet of a city that works like old people fuck .

2/05/2011 01:47:00 AM



now, now, sonny, that last parting shot was uncalled for.

unless, of course, you speak from personal experience.

2/05/2011 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I show up drunk? How about a slip and fall? I gots to get mines.

2/05/2011 01:08:00 AM



Ah, Watson, you've hit the nail on the proverbial head.

2/05/2011 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just heard the tail end of a Rahm campaign commercial. He said something like ENSURING THAT CITY EMPLOYEES KNOW WHO PAYS THEIR SALLARIES AND WHO THEY WORK FOR. VOTE FOR CHICO - VOTE AGAINST RAHM.

THis is another assault on the people who work their asses off 24 / 7 for this City. Have the citizens already forgotten the blizzard and all the work that CPD, CFD and Streets just did to keep the City safe and functioning?

2/05/2011 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I already did my part, spent 2 days shoveling and snowblowing with many of my neighbors, no thanks to the city.
Most of our block is cleared to the curb and all the walks are open.
Of course, we also had to dig out the 2 wheel drive tahoe police car that got stuck early on.

I also spoke to one of the guys at the airport where they do have 4 wheel drive police vehicles, guess what, fleet screwed up and delayed the purchase the vehicles, so they got stuck driving old pool crown vics!!
Can't really respond to aircraft emergencies with a CV stuck in the snow.
Another great job by fleet!!

2/05/2011 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Streets and Sanitation did a half ass job on side streets. Now Daley wants me to dig out of the layers of snow they left to come help him? Screw that! They should get paid the way they plow - a little at a time.

2/05/2011 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My time due got denied. Can't go.

2/05/2011 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let the mopes do it. They have the time to walk and wonder the streets at all crazy hours of the day and night.

2/05/2011 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous C.E. Winchester III said...

I have suggestion...Let the Misdemeanor courts sentence people to community service for a clean record...Just thinking.

2/05/2011 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's wrong with helping the less fortunate out?

http://www.onegooddeedchicago.org/press/view/post/71

Here is a site dedicated to helping!

As you can see by the time of this post I didn't help and don't feel that bad. Afterall I unburied my block and on Wednesday.

2/05/2011 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

here is an idea. Get all of the assholes who live in cha and get free food (link card) and free schooling for asshole kids to shovel your beloved city. that is the least they could do for all of the freebies they get evryday of their miserable lifes!

2/05/2011 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT; But SCC, this needs it's own post.
Has anyone seen the new commercial with Rahmbo slamming/threatening public employees? This fkn guy has pretty much just laid his cards on the table that he's gonna FUK us if (WHEN!) he get's in!
We (city workers) just saved the city from one of the worst disasters in the city's history, and this POS muther fkr has the balls to tell us who we work for!? Hey Rahm, go slither back to Washington and spew your BS with Obama, you fkn snake!
Folks, it's getting real close and we need to really do our BEST to stop this dictator muther fkr from becomming the next KING of SHITcago!
You think we have it bad with Shortshanks? This commie muther fkr makes King Richie look like a AMATEUR!

2/05/2011 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Chuck said...

you have awesome timing SCC, I just had a lengthy Facebook discussion about this yesterday, I drove through Garfield Ridge yesterday to visit family and the ole lady to a eye doc appt. drove up 51 from Cicero found an old lady stuck coming out of an alley and dug her car out, drove west to Harlem and noticed the streets and alleys were mostly clear of snow but I could see it was done by shovels and snowblowers not by city plows, a slightly liberal friend says that the poor areas were still buried, I said that the areas were people actually pay their taxes, water bills on time, any parking tickets that they might have, properly apply current city vehicle stickers to their cars should ALWAYS BE THE FIRST to be served by city services, he did not like that yet he was saying how happy he is that a salt spreader came down his street

2/05/2011 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Chuck said...

oh and I said that with all of the furlough days and no longer getting paid holidays and that paid vacations are next along with overtime being given as a comp day instead of paid at time and a half or double time that the NEXT THING IS ASKING FOR PEOPLE TO VOLUNTEER TO WORK FOR FREE

2/05/2011 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will be right there,just as soon as i see his fat ass with a shovel.

2/05/2011 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if all the snow is cutting down on the shootings, maybe it should be left exactly where it is.

2/05/2011 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surely you can't be serious! Yes Im serious and please don't call me Shirley.

2/05/2011 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry Dick but I have a thing between 10-4 but have your people contact my people and see if we can work something out.

2/05/2011 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Count me in said...

I will volunteer to take all the deadbeats welfare checks, foodstamps,
Section 8 payments,
SSI payments along with governemnt cheese and throw it in the fuckin' garbage.

How about that you liberal pukes?

2/05/2011 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Umm...I can't. I'll be...uhhhhh...washing my hair Saturday from 10:00 a.m. until 4:00 p.m
For once I agree with west side do nothing I dug ot my block dug out my elderly mother and the alley behind my house and even helped dig out the 012th lot and squad cars. Time to get the welfare roll list out round these people up from abla, alligator gardens and all the scatter section 8 no matter what race your are heres a fricken shovel and start digging.
Heres a novel idea to you judges out there in Juvy court and MIsdemeanor court instead of supervision and all that other crap drug school, counseling. sentence them to shoveling out the city for a couple of days if not then give em 90 days in the county and make it a fool 90 days not 2 days of for one day of good behavior

2/05/2011 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's another good one. The braintrusts at OEMC command center wanted the officers that were guarding the LSD relocation sites to flag down motorists to jump start cars that were dead after being relocated. They also wanted officers to flag down cars and make them drive motorists to the gas staton if their relo was on empty. They were told to gfy.

2/05/2011 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

F*ck off, Daley, you f**kin weasel. I will dance in the streets on the day your indicted for all your crimes. Some day you WILL get what you deserve! A nice fat prison sentence! It's comin, f*ckace! Believe it!!

2/05/2011 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I volunteered my time already to my block. Dug out our block, our alley, dug out all the cars of people on my watch in the police personal car lot.(All of which the city should have done.) So uh..no, I won't be volunteering. Why the fuck are we paying ridiculous taxes when we can't even get the service? Daley, you are a jagoff and a prick. Ariva Derche cock sucka.

2/05/2011 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I see that Strets & Sanitation cocksucker Tommy Byrne do a days work, i'll think about it.

He stops in often at the Palace Grill on Madison to see if anybody knows him, nobody gives him a second look!

F.U., you little jagball!

2/05/2011 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic
I live in Mt Greenwood. A Rahm Emmanuel campaign worker just came to my house. I told him I wouldn't be voting for Rahm because of what he said about our pensions. The Rahm supporter said, "yeah, I know. I keep hearing that at everyone house I go to around here. Rahm shouldn't have said that about your pensions. Its only hurting him now." Last night I was speaking to a fellow PO. He was unaware what Rahm had said about our pensions. SCC please post again what 'Napoleon' said about our pensions. So city workers will be aware. I know he said when asked about our pensions, "city workers will get what they put into the pension." Meaning ONLY what we put into the pensions--9%. Not 50% like the contract states, if we do our 20 years and age 50. We need City Worker Awareness!

2/05/2011 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I watched a Police SUV get stuck in snow about 2 inches deep. The driver was 99 so he had to play the rock back and fourth game. I volunteered Myself and 1 other guy who was out hustling for a dollar, to help get the vehicle out. I pulled up to the same area and nearly got stuck, but my automatic 4x4 engaged and it was smooth sailing. J-FLED that's what a SUV should be able to do. That is the extent of any voluntary help for the city.

2/05/2011 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im sorry but I have scheduled my testical wax for that day. Perhaps you can schedule it for another time and I will check my schedule.

2/05/2011 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Shortshanks,

Get this load of crap off my block and give me my zone parking permit money back NOW!

Ironing boards, folding chairs, buckets, garbage bags filled with trash, ladders, old lawn chairs, plastic chairs, kids big wheels. spewed all over the streets to save parking places on top of the snow. WTF is this b.s.!!!?

WE PAY ZONE PARKING PERMIT MONEY FOR THIS SHIT? KISS MY ASS!

The kids at St Brunos have been playing in the streets on this crap and someone it going to get hurt you jerk. You better get your people ass moving!

Your streets and sans department knows how to come out and harass law abiding citizens writing tickets here to generate money for your United Road Towing service friends however when it comes to doing their jobs they are nowhere to be found.

I WANT THIS CRAP OFF MY BLOCK. IT'S A SAFETY HAZARD AND IT'S A HEATH HAZARD.

2/05/2011 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Ranger T.S. said...

I'm going to bring my snow blower and plow. Englewood Style!!

2/05/2011 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lil dick can't figure out which end of the shovel does the work

2/05/2011 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to run out and do it! Afterall, it will be on one of my UNPAIED FURLOUGH DAYS!


Fuck that midget.

2/05/2011 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Aldermen Burke,

How about you take a walk outside that castle of yours and see what the real people in your neighborhood have to deal with.

You can bring your security force with you. It's okay.

Try walking down Pulaski ave from I-55 to 51st without having to walk over half the distance in the street because half the businesses in your ward haven't bothered to shovel around their businesses.

Big businesses too. Shopping strip malls..etc..

Oh the parking lots are done but what about the SIDEWALKS.

God I hope they kick you out of office soon. You've been no help.

2/05/2011 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You first Daley You never worked a day in your life.

2/05/2011 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pffft, S-S already spent all the money that was supposed to go into the pension funds so he can't hire any of his friends as laborers. What do you want him to do...hahaha

So of course you should volunteer.

You should -- not him -- you.

He's much too important to be wasting his time with the churls of the city. Are you kidding me?

He set up the program now the churls are supposed to take it and run with it as he spouts his noble little lies.

Bring out some elderly crippled and doe-eyed kids and guilt the people into it s-s. We know the game.

2/05/2011 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous CPDCOPPURR said...

F__k you, Mayor Daley. You, and your entire horrible family, and the horses you rode in on.

Get lost, you miserable little a__hole, and good riddance to you.

Eat s__t and die.

2/05/2011 12:24:00 AM


*************************

I had a good chuckle reading this post!!! Good one...... Just one correction.... He is to short to ride a horse, I think he rode in on a mini horse that are oh so tres chic!

2/05/2011 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! Why pick on old people and how they have sex? Not fair dude!!

2/05/2011 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When Daley gives me the $1,500 I'm out because his Streets and Sans department ordered a tow with United Road Towing and then URT damaged my vehicle and refuses to pay -- even though all the evidence is documented on video. Then I just might be willing to volunteer in return.

2/05/2011 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

REMEMBER THAT GREAT 2% RAISE SAYS:

Anyone Copper who would volunteer to help this €ommie Mayor do anything is an utter fool.

2/05/2011 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LEFT IS BEST SAYS:

I'll volunteer to do all the Bus Stops in Beverly, but I won't help Mt. Greenwood though, because they're not Liberal enough there for me!

2/05/2011 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work at 35th street and as far as I know we all said he can blow it out his ass!

2/05/2011 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The weekends are for my FAMILY.

Does that sound familiar PRICK.

When you come to St. Jude on a Sunday i'll help shovel a couple sidewalks.

You have some nerve.

2/05/2011 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I paid an independent snow plow guy to do my alley. I should've waited for the volunteers.

2/05/2011 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This must be some kind of bad joke. Does the mayor really expect city workers who are forced to take furlough days, and first responders whose pensions are in peril (and take shit from the savages all week long) and all city workers who just had their income taxes and property taxes raised will "volunteer" to shovel the CTA bus stops and the streets of the slackers? Wow! The mayor is really off his rocker. To come up with an idea like this at this point in Chicago history shows that he has no grasp on reality and should be removed from office because he is non compos mentis. Throw a net over this fool and his assistants who told him, "Yeah , Boss, great idea!"
Here's an idea: Have all the LINK card holders show up and give them a free shovel plus lunch and dinner and an additional $20 credit on their LINK card if they work from 10 a.m.-4 p.m.. In the meantime, I'm going to be home because I have to rearrange my sock drawer.
BTW: was at Whole Foods last week to buy one stupid item the wife claimed she needed to make some special recipe. The prices in that place are ridiculous. While I was waiting in line to check out with my $5 dollar purchase, I observed 2 people using their LINK cards to buy a whole lot of stuff. What a great country!

2/05/2011 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"first stop -- 007th to clean up 63rd, then it's up to Madison St in 011...."

--2/05/2011 12:17:00 AM

See? Fits the general pattern of people who work cleaning up for people who don't.

One radical/Hispanic "charter school"/church in 025 gets $10,000 in the plate every week. They can turn out 1,000 people on a summer afternoon to clog the street and wave Che Guevara flags and yell over loudspeakers, but not 10 will show up with ice chippers to help the "community." Of course, the city plows were up and down and up and down their precious half-block while the storm was still going on.

How many f__ing snow shovels could St. Sabina's have bought out of one Sunday's collections? How about those other "megachurches" that claim to be such "pillars of the community" with their innumerable taxpayer-funded "centers" and "outreaches" and "programs" and "initiatives?"

All talk, huh?

Can't they turn out and dig their own way to the bus stop?

2/05/2011 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had a good chuckle when I read that email. But, after I gave it some thought, maybe someone who has the ability to get the information can make a list of disabled police officers and veterens who live in the city and when big snows happen we can get volunteers to help them and their families. I would be more than happy to volunteer some time for that.

2/05/2011 02:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: I believe an investigation needs to be opened up in regard to the officer that is featured wearing the Police Department Uniform in Rahms lates commercial where he reminds us that we are public servants. The CPD patch on the left arm and hat are clearly visible.

2/05/2011 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Why don't they 'ask' the kids from the Michigan Ave wildings to volunteer? Or all of the hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens living in chicago? Or the grateful welfare, section 8 recipients in this city who, for generations, haven't contributed a damn thing to this city besides crime statistics? Are they too busy?"

--2/05/2011 12:43:00 AM

Yes, they are too busy. So are all of the 6-foot, 200-pound 18-year-olds in the County Jail. Between lifting weights, running laps, gambling away their commissary day and night at roaring, banging card games, braiding and unbraiding each other's hair on a 12-hour rotation, making hooch, threatening people, fighting, and screaming at each other over the blasting TV, they haven't a moment to spare.

2/05/2011 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.

One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.

All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys !! How did you come up with such a high figure ??"

The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."

"Done !!" replies the government official.

And that, my friends, is how the stimulus plan works.

2/05/2011 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wouldn't mind being a volunteer.

If I got time and a half for it.

2/05/2011 02:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) I will take "Double dip" Alex for Loosing your job and smearing other coppers! I am tired of stupid asses who ruin things for many of us! The problem what dumbass is working at a public college security,then reporting to work in her cush spot in a unit and not working a full tour,but getting paid for it,and then staying on the payroll at the college. just another "investigative"news story ready to break. Hey Sgt.check you A&A's you may be going the way of a certain alderman who you drove!

2/05/2011 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only shoveling I would volunteer to do is to shovel dirt on the stuttering prick's grave after I piss on it.

2/05/2011 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoever votes for Rahm or anyone other than Chicao need to read this. You think Shortshanks hated us ansd was a bully. Rahm makes him look like one of our greatest friends.


http://www.nbcchicago.com/blogs/ward-room/chicago-fraternal-order-of-police-rahm-emanuel-ad-115330389.html

2/05/2011 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What Rahmbo thinks of us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abXNIPOd9MI&feature=player_embedded

2/05/2011 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am ready to do my part to help the city out in this emergency. Quit bitching and help those less fortunate. At least the city is trying to help others. After you volunteer, then go home and contiue to shovel. Together we can.

2/05/2011 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous noone90210 said...

Some Liberal Yuppies will help, especially if they are shown on the news doing a good deed.

2/05/2011 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have the best jobs program for the entire united states, unfortunately its political suicide for whoever initiates it. everyone except senior citizens who receives public aide in link or stamps or any combination there of shoulb be put to work a minimum amount of hours per month so that they can earn their check. they can clean alleys streets and snow. but i forget, the democrats need the votes so there goes that idea

2/05/2011 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear mayor and your hand picked city officials, you no good cock suckers, assholes, shit eating, goat fucking, miscreants, piece of shit, tampon eating, piss drinking, douche bag, necrophiliac, animal fucker, booger eating, scumbag, turd face, halfwit, fart sniffing, pension stealing jag offs! Sorry I had to get that out of my system. Nowwhere's my shovel, I want to help.

2/05/2011 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about they take of their own neighborhood? Me and my neighbors took care of ours. My street was cleared by a neighbor who had a plow on his truck. The parking spots were cleared by the people on the block for over 6 hours. We worked together and got it done in a matter of hours. WTF would the mutts in 007 or 011 know about any of that?!

2/05/2011 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a few hundred of us go and shovel and hit the medical for sore backs????? hmmmmmmmmm

2/05/2011 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/02/01/scary-encounter-chicagos-mayor-richard-daley/

This is an article by John Lott, about having a run-in with Shortshanks. I thought I would share w/ the rest of the class, what a douche-bag. GOOD RIDDANCE!

2/05/2011 03:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I already volunteered!

I cleaned the alley behind my house since the City won't plow the alley!

FUCK YOU DALEY!

2/05/2011 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Soory, but I can'ts help y'all out...I feels mah asthmatalicious attack fittina strike me down...mmmm hhmmm

2/05/2011 03:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw volunteers on Irving Pk.....
Christe Webber Landscaping, I'm sure for free!

2/05/2011 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't they just get people that have to do SWAP time to do it? Also get others waiting at county jail that have low bond that are not a danger to help for a reduction in bond? Or go to the H.S. and get the kids that need service hours? I give enough of my time to this damn city. And I still haven't gottn a raise since 2007.

Not A Cop

2/05/2011 04:10:00 PM  
Blogger Together We Can said...

OT: Please create a separate post on this link.

http://www.nbcchicago.com/blogs/ward-room/chicago-fraternal-order-of-police-rahm-emanuel-ad-115330389.html

It would appear that Rahm plans to slide into office on our backs by painting the people who keep this city running as the bad guys to everyone else. This man who couldn't even be bothered to live in the city is pinning all it's woes on us.

Rahm Emanuel is a petty self entitled little man who is predjudiced against the working men and women of this city. He feels he will be the mayor simply because it is his turn and we are obviously either too stupid or too lazy to vote and ensure that he is not.

Guess what Rahm, we are the tax payers and the voters of this city and you are not welcome here.

This isn't just about cops or firefighters or any of us in particular, it's an attack on all of us. Voting against him is not enough. Each cop, firefighter, paramedic, teacher and streets and sans worker needs to take up the torch and actively work against this sad little man. Call your unions and get them to do more. We need ads in print, on the radio and on TV. We should be marching in front of his headquarters. Come up with your own ideas and act on it. Let's keep this guy out of the mayor's office.


Together We Can!

2/05/2011 04:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Volunteers?

Fuk that.


Get everyone that is in Lock Up...


Put them in a Jump suit and hand them a shovel.

2/05/2011 04:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why the hell don't they get all the lazy welfare consumers off their asses and put them on the clean up detail. I worked my ass off for 7 hrs. on Wed. cleaning up my house and helping my neighbors because we all had to go to work to pay our bills and those property taxes we recently recieved, along with the water bill.

2/05/2011 04:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HaHaHaHaHa!!!That's too funny.
Um, ......................no.

2/05/2011 04:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Laborers for streets and sans could use some double time to make up for the furlough days that were forced down their throats.

That is their job that you volunteered to do for free in order to keep your cushy spot or in the belief it would get you a cushy spot.

Every city worker who showed up to volunteer is a scab and should be treated as such.

If any police showed up we need to know their names.

2/05/2011 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT
Rally for Gery Chico on Wed 09 Feb 2011 at Bourbon Street 1900-2200 hours
$25.00 donation (10.00 of the donation goes to the one hundred club)

2/05/2011 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Democratic way. Ask the working class to volunteer to help out the less fortunate while the less fortunate stay in their free section 8 housing heated to 95 degrees at no cost to them, watching their big screen tv's, and stuffing themselves on orange pop and flaming hots purchased with their LINK cards, waiting for someone else to dig out their hot rides with the bitchin rims.

2/05/2011 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When does it end?

2/05/2011 07:44:00 AM



are you asking me?



Chalkie

2/05/2011 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way, where did they really have to go since they don't have to go to work!

2/05/2011 09:52:00 AM


you can ask, but they won't tell.

2/05/2011 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While I don't exactly think that this is a bad idea, it amazes me that the powers that be can be so stupid in their timing of requests like this. It's like they are living in a dream world.

2/05/2011 09:11:00 AM



it's a shit idea.

from our number one shithead.


like previous comments have said, you get link, you show up and shovel snow.


it'll be a change from the shit they usually shovel.

2/05/2011 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shaking the tree boss, shaking the tree boss.

2/05/2011 08:27:00 AM



what we have here... is a failure.... to communicate.

2/05/2011 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey got my FOP election mailer. Can someone please tell me where I can get the arrogance to think that I can run the FOP for the greatest police department in the country with 9 years on the job. No real Patrol experience. Most of my time in Units or Teams. Oh isn't growing up as a "Clout Baby" great...

2/05/2011 06:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surely you can't be serious! Yes Im serious and please don't call me Shirley.

2/05/2011 11:33:00 AM



why not, it's a lovely name.

2/05/2011 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if all the snow is cutting down on the shootings, maybe it should be left exactly where it is.

2/05/2011 11:22:00 AM



bite your tongue.



Chalkie

2/05/2011 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will be right there,just as soon as i see his fat ass with a shovel.

2/05/2011 11:17:00 AM




....buried in it, blade first, up to the handle.

2/05/2011 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would love to help, but, the hyperdrive motivator in my car stopped working and i have to go all the way to the dagobah system where i will have to fly space crafts and engage in exotic lightsaber battles. I know this might sound ridiculous lord daley, but so does your request and im not judging you.

2/05/2011 06:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As they do, the cannibalistic parasites that doom the future laugh, dance and mock the group from overheated windows, grumbling all the while as to why the group works so slowly.

2/05/2011 10:07:00 AM



when the parasite kills it's host, guess who has the last laugh.

2/05/2011 06:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When our boss read this notice at Roll Call he couldn't keep a straight face.

We all had a good laugh.

We all talked about shoveling out our elderly neighbors. That's what we do.

2/05/2011 06:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only shoveling I would volunteer to do is to shovel dirt on the stuttering prick's grave after I piss on it.

2/05/2011 02:31:00 PM



don't forget to empty your bowels, the weeds will need the fertilizer.

2/05/2011 06:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

....they haven't a moment to spare.

2/05/2011 02:09:00 PM



i have.

cut them loose.

please.



Chalkie

2/05/2011 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
will rahm tax the illegal food vendors working in the city of chicago , there are thousands of vendors , no business license ,pay no city , state or federal taxes ???

**************************************
Do you really think that Rahmbo will disenfranchise a potential voting block by taxing these ILLEGALS ???

He just continue as the Daley's have done & put the burden on the working/taxpaying sheeple of Shitcago.

2/05/2011 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't they turn out and dig their own way to the bus stop?

2/05/2011 02:00:00 PM



that would be disrespectful.

2/05/2011 06:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can bet that they won't give us a break down of the volunteers. We all know it won't be no "Hot Pork Skins & 40ozers" who show up for Work as a volunteer.

2/05/2011 06:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While I was waiting in line to check out with my $5 dollar purchase, I observed 2 people using their LINK cards to buy a whole lot of stuff. What a great country!

2/05/2011 01:52:00 PM



the retailers aren't complaining.

2/05/2011 06:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I paid an independent snow plow guy to do my alley. I should've waited for the volunteers.

2/05/2011 01:39:00 PM



for how long, until Independence Day?

2/05/2011 06:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had a good chuckle reading this post!!! Good one...... Just one correction.... He is to short to ride a horse, I think he rode in on a mini horse that are oh so tres chic!

2/05/2011 01:00:00 PM




it was burros, man, bunches and bunches of burros.

2/05/2011 06:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me thinks when the new shepard takes over the sheepdogs will show they were never more than sheep themselves. There will be alot of tuff barking in the beginning after a few jolts from the shock collar the lapdogs will heel.

2/05/2011 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll bet that all the Dope selling Mutts have the snow cleared from their stroll. They care more about their customers than the City cares about its TAX PAYING residents.

Years ago, 22nd & Avers was cleaned to the point of looking like it never snowed. this service was provided by 2 (back then) well known drug king-pins, as was 16th & Christiana.

Send daley to the joint for a 35year sabattical !!

2/05/2011 06:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am ready to do my part to help the city out in this emergency. Quit bitching and help those less fortunate. At least the city is trying to help others. After you volunteer, then go home and contiue to shovel. Together we can.

2/05/2011 02:38:00 PM



now, sign the affidavit, (your real name, please), and the notary will certify, with her seal, that your statement, in it's entirety, is, to the best of your knowledge, true and correct, So Help You God.

2/05/2011 06:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More importantly, HTF does one 'opt of' of receiving all of those dumb assed emails from News Affairs? Maureen? Can you get back to me on that one?

2/05/2011 07:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My house in the suburbs is clear. Fuck my apartment in the city. Fuck Chicago, Fuck Daley, and Fuck the 50 Alderman who are all crooks. I will continue collecting my check and not give any money to that shithole I work in. 5 years til my pension I probably won't see.

2/05/2011 07:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After being jammed on my job pick last summer, the chances of my volunteering are non-existent. Maybe they can get the Gump cousins, go to guys, from the 38th Ward to volunteer. One will need a ride due to multiple DWI's and all the Lon Chaney pills he's taking.

Work safe....NOT

2/05/2011 07:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PUT ME IN CHARGE





This was in the Waco Tribune Herald in Waco , TX on 11/18/10

Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I'd do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal ligations. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine and document all tattoos and piercings.. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, smoke or get tats and piercings, then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your "home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the “common good.”

Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.

Alfred W. Evans, Gatesville , TX

AND while you are on Government subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Government welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.

2/05/2011 08:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when i don't have to take furlough days, no paid holidays, and comp time instead of cash call me.

until then GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLES!!!!!

2/05/2011 08:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prayers to the family of William King (Streets & San) who had a heart attack shoveling out trash can on duty. RIP Mr. King. thanks for your service...from another City worker.

2/05/2011 08:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like how the memo says FREE PARKING!!!

hahahaha what a fucking joke

2/05/2011 08:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha Ha Ha... It is to laugh

2/05/2011 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should have the SWAP people out there shoveling!

2/05/2011 08:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm will still get my vote he is the best person for the job here in Chicago at this time

2/05/2011 09:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It takes a village to raise a shovel.

2/05/2011 09:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 2/05/2011 12:24:00 PM

Sincere thanks for your help

2/05/2011 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Get Out and Vote, Get Out and Vote, Get Out and Vote, Get Out and Vote, Get Out and Vote, Get Out and Vote, Get Out and Vote, Get Out and Vote, Get Out and Vote!

Thank You

2/05/2011 10:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Hot Pursuit said...

Lets see if I can figure this out, the midget, who runs the city into the ground by letting his croonies bid and get awarded golden contracts.......then they kick back $$$$ as campaign contributions and cushy jobs for conected ones......aka as money laundering.
Now he wants folks to bend over how much further..... is this guy.... nuts? ok ok had to ask

2/05/2011 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't they 'ask' the kids from the Michigan Ave wildings to volunteer? Or all of the hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens living in chicago? Or the grateful welfare, section 8 recipients in this city who, for generations, haven't contributed a damn thing to this city besides crime statistics? Are they too busy?"

--2/05/2011 12:43:00 AM

Yes, they are too busy. So are all of the 6-foot, 200-pound 18-year-olds in the County Jail. Between lifting weights, running laps, gambling away their commissary day and night at roaring, banging card games, braiding and unbraiding each other's hair on a 12-hour rotation, making hooch, threatening people, fighting, and screaming at each other over the blasting TV, they haven't a moment to spare.

2/05/2011 02:09:00


And don't forget the frequent runs to Cermak for methodone, AHH memories of the County, good times Ole Jail Guard from Div. 10 now C.P.D

2/05/2011 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

How about a few hundred of us go and shovel and hit the medical for sore backs????? hmmmmmmmmm

2/05/2011 03:21:00 PM


If we are officially volunteers and we officially go and volunteer to do official volunteer work at the Mayor's urging per our Department provided email accounts, isn't it an IOD if we get a sore back etc?

I would surely think so.

2/05/2011 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

OT: I believe an investigation needs to be opened up in regard to the officer that is featured wearing the Police Department Uniform in Rahms lates commercial where he reminds us that we are public servants. The CPD patch on the left arm and hat are clearly visible.

2/05/2011 02:09:00 PM


Two third watch PO's and a sgt from 019, all ON DUTY, appeared at the Belmont El with Rahm in a commercial.

Is that what Rahm means by public servants giving the public their money's worth?

That way, the citizens have to pay for the people in Rahm's commercials and he doesn't have to go hire any.

2/05/2011 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am ready to do my part to help the city out in this emergency. Quit bitching and help those less fortunate. At least the city is trying to help others. After you volunteer, then go home and contiue to shovel. Together we can.

-----------------------------------
Less Fortunate?

Would those be the same "Less Fortunate" people who "Demand" the "Most of City Services", But yet "Pay the Least Taxes" And in turn "Commit the Most Crimes"? Just so I'm Clear!

2/05/2011 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, so much for the volunteer spirit in Chicago.

Hey Daley, how about you volunteer to cut your own three pensions down to one of a more reasonable size?

You know, just to show solidarity with the workers in the City you claim to love so much.

Jeez, if I had a golden egg like you do Daley I would proclaim everlasting love too.

2/05/2011 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Asking the public to volunteer is the beginning of communism.. The next thing is they will be demanding it for food, jobs, t=etc.

2/05/2011 11:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I volunteer to drive daley to prison.

2/05/2011 11:41:00 PM  
Anonymous HATER said...

da mayor cant even offer free lunch?

BUT WHEN THE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE WAS GRABBING FOR DOLLARS FREEBIES WERE PLENTIFUL.

LET THE ALDERMAN WORRY ABOUT THEIR CORNERS MR MAYOR IT IS THEIR WARDS.

OF COURSE SOME WARD HAVE ALOT MORE PEOPLE THAT WOULD HELP OTHERS.

HE CANT EVEN OFFER A COUPLE OF FREE PASSES TO A MUSEUM!

2/05/2011 11:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3635 W. Devon. Streets and San worker shoveling snow collapses and is taken to Swedish Covenant Hospital where he is pronounced dead. This ocurred at 0820 this morning (Saturday). Was he on-duty or a "volunteer?"

2/06/2011 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
There are officers running for Alderman. Ask them who they are supporting for Mayor and what their stand is on the "Sanctuary City" status for Chicago that has brought so much crime our way.

The two running up North have dodged both questions which leaves me thinking they either support "sanctuary city" status or they will bend to the prevailing winds to get elected. Typical politician, anything to get elected and gain that power.

Do not blindly vote for someone because they are an officer. That doesn't mean they will be good for us. Do a little research into their character.

We will have almost half the Counsel replaced this year and Rahm will bulldoze the new guys on every issue. It's an important year, vote smart.

2/05/2011 08:14:00 AM

Right on brother.
Ed Burke claims to have been a cop, and we all know how
he feels about the police.

2/06/2011 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if anyone actually showed up?

2/06/2011 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALL DEMOCRATS ARE COMMUNISTS SAYS:

I' d live to volunteer and help Daley out, but I read about it and laughed so hard I threw my back out.

2/06/2011 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit, that was today? I was totally going to do it. Guess I'm getting forgetful.

2/06/2011 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Daley forgets, or really never knew the nature of Police Officers.

We grew up looking out for neighbors and our neighborhoods. We took care of the senior citizens around us. We were Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts and acquired values from parochial schools.

So after a long 8.5 hour shift and hard commute we withdrawal to our neighborhoods; where we again look after our neighbors. This is truer today than ever since you have stripped these areas of police and other services.

If you want volunteers, have the aldermen go to the store front churches and shelters.

Stay safe, volunteer, yeah I volunteer right here I volunteer, up and down my block.

2/06/2011 01:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Illinois has over 535,000 illegal immigrants.

Guess they'll just have to give them this job that Chicagoans are unwilling to do.

2/06/2011 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll volunteer to dig his grave

2/06/2011 02:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say no to rhambo, we dont need another Shortshanks...You can sell people anything, look how well Hillary was doing...

2/06/2011 03:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NEWSFLASH!!! SCC lost in seven foot tall snowdrift, due to lack of snow-removal volunteers.

No updates tonight! No new topics! Whatever will we do!?!?

2/06/2011 03:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I had a good chuckle when I read that email. But, after I gave it some thought, maybe someone who has the ability to get the information can make a list of disabled police officers and veterens who live in the city and when big snows happen we can get volunteers to help them and their families. I would be more than happy to volunteer some time for that.

2/05/2011 02:06:00 PM

Bless your heart. As a disabled PO, I can't tell you how much your kind thoughts mean. Fortunately, I have both a snow blower and a hardworking able bodied son. God bless you.

2/06/2011 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
OT: I believe an investigation needs to be opened up in regard to the officer that is featured wearing the Police Department Uniform in Rahms lates commercial where he reminds us that we are public servants. The CPD patch on the left arm and hat are clearly visible.

2/05/2011 02:09:00 PM

Uhhh...yeah; sure. OK.

2/06/2011 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I volunteer to help the guy who volunteers to drive Daley to prison.

And unlike those who say they wouldn't piss on Daley if he were on fire, I definitely would, after he burns for a while.

2/06/2011 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No updates tonight! No new topics! Whatever will we do!?!?

2/06/2011 03:56:00 AM




try making a baby.

it's traditional.

2/06/2011 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll volunteer to dig his grave

2/06/2011 02:50:00 AM



go to the back of the line, buddy, it's that way, down over by der.....

2/06/2011 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The next thing is they will be demanding it for food, jobs, t=etc.

2/05/2011 11:41:00 PM



you mean, like being employed?

2/06/2011 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Less Fortunate?

Would those be the same "Less Fortunate" people who "Demand" the "Most of City Services", But yet "Pay the Least Taxes" And in turn "Commit the Most Crimes"? Just so I'm Clear!

2/05/2011 10:46:00 PM



why, yes, yes it would.

2/06/2011 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm will still get my vote he is the best person for the job here in Chicago at this time

2/05/2011 09:02:00 PM



he had you at hello, didn't he?

2/06/2011 09:32:00 AM  

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