You Want Me?
- Be careful what you ask for.
An intoxicated motorist asked police if they “wanted him" early this morning at an Irving Park neighborhood stoplight, officials said, prompting a search that found weapons -- including a loaded assault-style rifle -- in his SUV.
David Kelly, 52, who has no prior criminal history, was behind the wheel of a black, 2010 Chevrolet Tahoe stopped at a light at Irving Park Road and Central Park Avenue when he noticed a police squad next to him, rolled down his window, and began yelling, "Hey, you looking for me, you guys want me?" according to police.
He attracted the attention of a police sergeant inside the squad who curbed the Tahoe in the 3700 block of West Irving Park shortly afterward, police said. It was just after midnight early this morning.
Then the problems really started:
- The sergeant found a loaded assault rifle with additional magazines in the back seat and a fully loaded .357 Magnum handgun on the front seat, as well as about 30 grams of cannabis, according to police.
Kelly was arrested without incident and charged with not having a valid driver’s license, driving while under the influence of cannabis, possession of cannabis, two counts of unlawful use of a weapon, unlawful possession of an “unregisterable” firearm for the assault rifle and a city violation for failing to register the handgun, police said.
Authorities also searched his home on the 5100 block of West Gunnison Street where they found several more weapons.
If you're going to be an idiot, don't go around broadcasting it to the world.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
46 Comments:
I want you to want me.
Why do you think they call it "dope?"
And, without a street stop, none of this would even be known.
THAT is why redlight cameras are shortsighted. They don't talk to drivers and they don't see inside the cars.
Nice work, sarge.
Sometimes they just jump into the backseat of the squad car.
Tony Abbate says...
"If you're going to be an idiot, don't go around broadcasting it to the world".
Too late. But reference my post in the thread above to see just how bad all you suckers got played.
Integrity check??
I find this one hard to believe...
The only times I've ever rolled down my window, and began yelling at a squad car, "Hey, you looking for me, you guys want me?", I was high on crack or PCP, but NEVER from smoking pot.
Being under the influence of cannabis does not make you aggressive... well, unless someone won't share their giant dill pickle and half gallon of chocolate milk with you... but that just makes it justifiable!
This sounds like something r.n would make up. But he wouldn't know where he was.
What part of "concealed carry" didn't this mope understand? "Concealed"?
Fucking PRICELESS! So idiotic, it's doubtful that a
judge will even believe that's how the arrest went down.
Of course, those of us who've been on the Job for
awhile know shit this whacky really does happen...
Worst part is this guy comes from a police family!
It's early in the year but this guy's got to get strong consideration for most stupid criminal of the year.
That's practically jumping into the back seat of the squad car.
Sounds like a bs probable cause but alverez and her cronies will lose probable cause and then recharge him.
Will the sgt. get a honorable mention?
This guy is a G8 supporter. So, go stick that in your pipe and ponder it. The other weapons found were truly dangerous.
** 57 DAYS UNTIL THE APOCALYPSE. **
The rooftop reverend is still on the rooftop and we're entering what is it...11 weeks now?
They're playing shoot-em up on the west-side tonight with drunk drivers running over people and let us not forget "the children" that we have no speed trap cameras to save them from getting shot -- 1 dead, 4 wounded on the south side.
Rahm has no respect for the laws.
Picking and choosing for personal political gains.
We're getting political bullshit about the need for welding jobs and aircraft mechanics and American Airlines is laying off thousands of them. Boeing in Kansas is laying off thousands of them.
We're getting more bullshit about Chrysler adding "much-needed" jobs.
I am so eff-ing sick and tired of hearing politicians use those adjectives "much-needed" like a Bill Clinton "I feel your pain..." line.
Hidden in the media Pr's they tell us the jobs are part-time and full time temporary positions.
Most likely timed for election purposes it looks like to me.
Just wait until we get the annual jobs unemployment report revision for 2011 that will demonstrate how we've been lied to about job creation over the last 12 months. Just as in the same manner that they've lied with that report in 2010, and 2009, 2008, etc, etc, etc... No-one is going to adjust the formula though even though it's been proven to be consistently off.
They raised our taxes, parking, public transportation, water and electric bills. Raised our tolls, fines, and fees for city stickers. And they are kicking the mentally ill into the street while bodies are piled one on top of another at the city morgue.
The city that works my azz!
According to Loevy & Loevy Jon Burge tortured this poor man into shouting at the police and drawing attention to himself.
hmmmm.....now how can this cocksucker find a way to sue the city?
Rest assured, he will because the city will fucking CALL him and tell him how to do it.
Fucking PRICELESS! So idiotic, it's doubtful that a
judge will even believe that's how the arrest went down.
So true.....traffic stop, hubby arrested a woman that had 5#'s of pot on the front seat in plain view. The Judge said nobody could be that stupid, had to be an illegal search and tossed the case.
This is part of Rhams plan to reduce manpower. People must now ask the police to be arrested, this way we don't waste manpower of looking for the bad guys.
A message came out dated 2 FEB 2012that we are getting NEW STARS.
Human Resources will be coming to all the stations and we will exchange the old for the new.
Does anyone know if they are the same style? Possibly because the letters and numbers fell off?
12:10:00 AM,
thanks for the chuckle
What, no FOID charge?
Worst part is this guy comes from a police family!
2/03/2012 02:53:00 AM
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Why do you feel the need to mention this?? Obviously you know the name and NOTHING more! Do you get a hard on by bringing this to the attention of everyone?? Do you know if the 'policy family' member will bail out the dope OR would you guess they are so mortified by this that they want to crawl under a rock.
It drives me crazy when some mope family member does something moronic as this, and a nitwit who hasn't a clue other than knowing the name, feels the need to go on SCC and blab about family connections.
Anonymous said...
And, without a street stop, none of this would
even be known.
*****
Lets not put this down to great work, he essentially begged them to pull him over and search his vehicle.
Nothing that unusual. Plenty of cases of dealers calling 911 to report that their drugs have been stolen...users calling because they got burned or short-weighted...
Another exhibit for the Museum Of Brain Damage.
"Being under the influence of cannabis does not make you aggressive..."
--2/03/2012 01:11:00 AM
Refs. -- Mau Mau uprising, Kenya, 1950s.
Here's the Oak Park Doper again.
Yup it sounds too fishy to NOT be an IAD/integrity issue.
To the poster who said r.n. made this up, you are probably of the dog ass 017 coppers that cry and complain when you are assigned 2 jobs in 1 night so STFU! What happened to backing the sgt. up and doing your job office? At least the 1st watch DUI guy stayed and helped the good sarge while the 2 pooches who put the cuffs on the guy and recovered marijuana and rounds from him walked away and went home....your cuffs your arrest dogasses!! Once in a great while, do your job office and quit your bitchin...or else quit and go get a job selling slurpees at 7-eleven!!
You guys who like to fish know how it is. Some days, they just jump into the boat!
Sounds like this knucklehead was a good one to get off the streets.
No, I have to disagree.
I want the idiots out there to go out and broadcast it to the world.
Next thing you know: City will make Police Dept. remove all the police insigna from Dept. vehicles...they can cause citizens to be agitated and give up their rights!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS SHIT IS PRICELESS!
To all you people talking bad about this sgt. And not believing it STF up. I grew up in a police family, I sas my dad get dressed and work all nite then he came home and worked some more, all so me and my brothers, sisters, and mother could do better than he did. He told us how the old timers used to tell him, " become a boss get them stripes kid, it means no more work", but my dad used to say he could never do that. He worked the riots was assigned to the projects and never and I mean never did he complain or refuse to do the job he was proud to do. He put his uniform on every day and used to tell us " always remember whatever you do, you do it the best you can. Don't do it for anyone else you do it for yourself and have pride in what you do". I value rose words to this day. I have become a grandmother and gave many family members who are the police and I know every one of them lives the job. They don't complain they dress go out and do what it is they chose to do. I want to than you sergeant for doing what it is you chose to do, Be the police!!!!!. I want to thank you for not thinking those stripes you wear mean, no more work, I want to thank you for making the streets a little safer for my kids, my grand kids and everyone else. Know that you saved lives, do not believe that you didn't, the average policeman would have looked at that man and drove the other way. You continue to do what it is you started many years ago. I know my husband is looking down on you and all other officers and feeling good there are still policemen and women that wear the uniform with pride and do what ut is they swore to do.
O.T. Rumor has it 16XX let go two bank robbers from the chase bank 4900 Irving Park. XX34 way two go , thank god for 25th district police
Anonymous said...
"Being under the influence of cannabis does not make you aggressive..."
--2/03/2012 01:11:00 AM
Refs. -- Mau Mau uprising, Kenya, 1950s.
Here's the Oak Park Doper again.
2/03/2012 11:52:00 AM
# 1 - sorry you are unable to recognize sarcasm when you see it.
# 2 - Your proof is a reference to the 1950s in Kenya? Really?
Dude, lighten up! It's not that serious.
CPD Star Exchange Project – 2012
BOP #12-0035
03 February 2012
The Chicago Police Department will be issuing an updated CPD Star to all sworn members within our department. Each week the Human Resource Division will send out an AMFN fax message that identifies the distribution point and which units are scheduled to participate in the exchange process.
(I believe they are the same stars we have now however they will have a xxxxx.2 on the back as the serial number. Perhaps the Blackinton badge company is covering the cost because the orginals were CRAP as the letters and numbers fell off.)
Remember that commercial with the fried eggs??? "This is your brain...this is your brain on drugs" FRIED!!!
Anonymous said...
To the poster who said r.n. made this up, you are probably of the dog ass 017 coppers that cry and complain when you are assigned 2 jobs in 1 night so STFU! What happened to backing the sgt. up and doing your job office? At least the 1st watch DUI guy stayed and helped the good sarge while the 2 pooches who put the cuffs on the guy and recovered marijuana and rounds from him walked away and went home....your cuffs your arrest dogasses!! Once in a great while, do your job office and quit your bitchin...or else quit and go get a job selling slurpees at 7-eleven!!
2/03/2012 12:18:00 PM
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You call for the DUI guy over the air and there is a unit with you already, of course everyone thinks it's a normal DUI. If you have a man with a gun, don't just ask for a DUI specialist. Ask for assist units now, ask for the DUI guy when it's all under control. Why would you think that a DUI would roll units your way when there are 3 of you there already and one more on the way?
The "dogasses" you refer to took the Sgt and DUI guys arrestee to the hospital. How many department members does it take to process 2 firearms, bullets, some weed and a DUI? Hey, maybe 6 of us can go in box 1! If you're not going to do the work, don't make the stop.
It was a clusterfuck, but a good pinch.
Did you ever notice that clusterfuck manages to attach itself to the same people all the time? I wonder why that is?
Off Topic news from Calumet City:
"Autopsy: Boy killed by police not shot in head like family claimed".
A message came out dated 2 FEB 2012that we are getting NEW STARS.
Human Resources will be coming to all the stations and we will exchange the old for the new.
Does anyone know if they are the same style? Possibly because the letters and numbers fell off?
2/03/2012 09:52:00 AM
100% true! Same style...middle circle just raised up more...someone said a "chip" in it & not a corn-chip!!
Anonymous said...
And, without a street stop, none of this would
even be known.
*****
Lets not put this down to great work, he essentially begged them to pull him over and search his vehicle.
2/03/2012 11:19:00 AM
He's not you dumb fuck. Did you not bother to read the next paragraph?
"THAT is why redlight cameras are shortsighted. They don't talk to drivers and they don't see inside the cars."
Die Troll!!!!!!
The sergeant found a loaded assault rifle with additional magazines in the back seat and a fully loaded .357 Magnum handgun on the front seat
In the state I live in, that's just a good start!
(Arizona)
The other comments got it right, this mutt SHOULD have just jumped into the backseat.
This sounds like something r.n would make up. But he wouldn't know where he was.
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How about a pat on Sgt. R.N.s back for a good pinch and be on your way instead of talking shit about him? Yes. He's known for chasing "Casper" and for being a "shit magnet". Most of the time , every one on the watch wished that he stays as being a supervisor and would stop making traffic/street stop. But, if the guy still wants to work and wants to get those over time to support his family, then let him be. As long as he keeps his troops safe, I'll back him up any time any day of the week as I would do for you because we wear the same fucking patch on our uniform..
Sounds crazy but did that man have a Second Amendment right to bear arms? Where are the 2nd Amendment Rights supporters now? NRA?
Do we really support the laws that prohibit someone to carry firearms? besides from being intoxicated, he had no prior criminal history.
One day people on this blog support the second amendment, and then when a story like this comes along that support is forgotten.
Some one mentions the "worst" thing being he has family on the CPD. For real?? So the bustout is flying high on pot with 2 loaded weapons and the worst of it all is that his last name is linked to cpd? Wow! Just Wow!! Btw how many Kellys can ya find in the phonebook? They all must be CPD, Hey, then I must be CPD too!
(you can tag this one under sarcasm)
~~ not a cop
Anonymous said...
Sounds crazy but did that man have a Second Amendment right to bear arms? Where are the 2nd Amendment Rights supporters now? NRA?
Do we really support the laws that prohibit someone to carry firearms? besides from being intoxicated, he had no prior criminal history.
One day people on this blog support the second amendment, and then when a story like this comes along that support is forgotten.
2/04/2012 10:58:00 AM
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OK, follow closely.
He was in possesion of pot (quite a bit, in fact) and was probably high while in control of a motor vehicle.
He has some mental problems as evidenced by his behavior.
We don't have concealed carry in Illinois, so, why does someone have a loaded revolver on the seat next to him that is not in a gun bag?
He had a loaded AK in the passenger compartment of the vehicle. Those are just what the doctor ordered for personal protection AND concealed carry. The rifle wasn't in a gun bag. In Felonois, this is illegal still.
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