Sunday, January 27, 2013

Well Done New York!

Maybe we could learn something from New York? Maybe hire an expert or something from the Big Apple? What's that? McWho? No, no....we distinctly said "expert."
  • They must have frostbite on their trigger fingers.

    The deep freeze that has New Yorkers shivering in their boots has been a crime-fighting blessing for the NYPD — and as of midnight had given the city a nine-day streak without a murder, law-enforcement sources told The Post.

    "Jack Frost is the policeman’s best friend," said a source. "The criminals are staying indoors."
Well that can't be. We've been told that weather has "no effect" on killings. In fact, we've been told weather has nothing to do with it many times, while in the next breath, that same person blames last year's spike on an "overly warm March."

We're so confused!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Jack Frost is the policeman’s best friend," said a source. "The criminals are staying indoors."

So are the victims.

But don't worry: New York Chalkie will clear his late list when the weather warms up.

1/27/2013 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As one of my cop sons told me, "Crickets don't like the cold."

1/27/2013 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ehh, those New Yawkers are pussies. Our shitheads aren't afraid of a little cold weather. Just two more pairs of sweats and an extra hoodie and they're good to go!

1/27/2013 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The deep freeze has not stopped the killings here in crook county.

1/27/2013 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And it was too hot near the cool water on the beach.

1/27/2013 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Jack Frost is the policeman’s best friend," said a source. "The criminals are staying indoors."

"Five people have been killed and another five wounded in weekend gun violence in Chicago — including two separate double-homicide shootings that occurred about 12 hours apart..."

Someone close the beaches!

1/27/2013 02:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously New Yorker thugs are not as hardy as our thugs.

1/27/2013 04:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

Low information voters have short memories, which is why politicians can lie so easily.

1/27/2013 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

garry has torn through this department like a honey badger looking for a meal.

1/27/2013 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its nice to be able to collect a check and watch rham and garry destroy cpd right mike shields,bosses and over paid gold stars.

1/27/2013 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And we have a potential ice storm,will it kill crime in this murder city? We even made front page finally with the killings on Fox world news!

New York recently graduated a class of police recruits of over 1200, we have hoe many brought academy? Bulletin? Don't worry though we at getting a class in how to treat gang banging punks with respect,taught by kids who never wer the police lol!

1/27/2013 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NYC homicide numbers went down, however missing persons are through the roof! NYPD has become adept at scooping up the bodies and classifying them as missing. Would you guys get a clue already? HAHAHAHAHA!

1/27/2013 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it a coincidence that NY crime dropped when McFool came here and ours went up after he took charge?

1/27/2013 08:27:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Things are different there.

1/27/2013 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New York has one thing going for it now..

They ended the debate about privatizing their meters with a resounding "No" and "Look at Chicago for why we aren't going to do it."

1/27/2013 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New York has more rappers per ghetto than we do.Everyone knows that ex bangers that are aspiring rap artists wear there pants much much lower past their ass and closer to their calves. Therefore their little tooshies freeze faster than those hardcore bangers from Shitcago. Mcmartini was recently overhead saying that he would accept a job in Walla Walla Washington because llamas are so docile due to the annual rain fall and the lack of rappers........who can rap about llamas.... he is a Mcgenius

1/27/2013 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lack of Common Sense by the IL (particularly the CHICAGO politicians) is what has caused all this..and it will continue until these DUMB politicians figure out to quit going after LAW ABIDING citizens AND to quit PAYING OFF the gang bangers and lock them up.. but that won't happen cause the PROGRESSIVES want SOCIAL JUSTICE.. and NOT .. EQUAL JUSTICE.. so if your a gang banger you have had a bad life therefore it's OK to break the law however, if your a law abiding citizen you get chastised for any and all infractions..

1/27/2013 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9 days in NY without a murder? Haaaa We can't go 9 hours!!

1/27/2013 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Hot Pursuit said...

Can't name the recent speaker who just recently was speaking of NY city and how they turned the crime downward, it was attributed to a large police force backed by the city itself...
they went on and pointed out that LA has done pretty much the same but there force is smaller than in recent years, but that there judicial systems has helped in putting a lock on the revolving door scenario....
and here we sit trying to re-invent the wheel with a complete egotistical idiot… who wants to what, listen to the POS that are out of control???? Sad.

1/27/2013 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would you please take McFailure back?
We'll even pay his airfare back.

1/27/2013 05:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fact: NYC doesn't have 1/5th the number of gang bangers Chi-Raq does. That's why they have less murders.

1/27/2013 06:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McFailure can u take Rahm with you to NY!!! Hopefully they send you back soon!!!

1/28/2013 04:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey garrrrrry chicago leads in numbers in every category vs. bigger better cities...stop lying you biscuithead!

1/29/2013 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its in the numbers.........nuff said

1/29/2013 10:47:00 AM  

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