Saturday, January 26, 2013

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Unit 026 - Executive Officers Unit?

What the heck is that?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember an earlier post about 006 being the worst place to be, we'll I think it may be true now that forgue just went there.
Feeling some serious pain for my 006th dist brothers and sisters but things got a little better in 3

1/26/2013 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better yet, Congrats 015, you're getting a hell of a Lieutenant, and by the way, he doesn't do midnights!

1/26/2013 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does that means they are reinstating the w/c position? Hoot to 016 as a Captain? Or is 016 without an XO? Interesting.

1/26/2013 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KGB.

1/26/2013 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better yet, look out 015. You have a winner coming to your district.

1/26/2013 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Unit 026, huh??? said...

So does this signify a slow return to how things used to be? Does this creation of a "unit" after the fact allow them to save face and say "XOs were just DETAILED TO THIS UNIT, it was never intended to be permenant"? Is this indication of the captains getting it stuck up their collective asses after making concessions to the Rahm Father? Oh, so many questions need to be answered on this one!!!

Are captains being slowly reintroduced to the WCs office because someone with half a brain finally saw that McStupids reorganization is horseshit?

How about they eliminate the rank of captain altogether since its a patronage/clout position? Return those strokes to their civil service rank and let lieutenants run the watches. It'd help with pension issues also.

Too much dissension and distraction from day to day when you have sergeants trying to steer the ship. Most of those goofs can't make it to work on time consistently or handle basic jobs and they're expected to be the boss? Puhhhhhlease.

"Unit 026"?????? Ha!!!! Someone figured better to try and sneak back into the old way without admitting they fucked up is all this is about.

Know what else I smell? Successful grievances for the sergeants and the POs doing out of grade once things get back to where they were before this regime shook things up w/o thinking it thru (like ALWAYS).

Before I forget: fuck you Garry McCarthy and double fuck you Rahm Emanuel.

1/26/2013 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

016 sure lucked out if Im reading the transfer order correctly. Roll out the red carpet boys and gals! John Garrido is one of the toughest, most honorable and courageous supervisors I have ever had the privilage of serving under. This is just the shot in the arm this district needed to whip the troops into shape. Bring in numbers and heads, and you will be fine. Lazy dogs, prepare to be punished, PERIOD! Remember, John is not afraid to stand up to politicians or guys like Mike Shields. At least now John can put Arena in his proper place. Give em hell John. I still cherish the memories of those long nights we would have at the Prohibition Club.

1/26/2013 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear the executive officers lounge is pretty sweet!

1/26/2013 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a Captain myself, but this might be an end-around play to circumvent what is left of the Captain's contract. By being in the Executive Officer's Unit they can move people anywhere at anytime don't cry about it.

God, except for a few, proud competent people working the streets there isn't much left to this once great police department.

1/26/2013 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The special XO "hidey-hole" unit...

As one poster said once upon a time on a different thread?

"They screw these people in and out of these spots like light bulbs..."

1/26/2013 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous The EX's AO said...

They got a great ping pong table there and a mini fridge for soda pop.

1/26/2013 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am more disgusted that Forgue is in 006. Professional JAGOFF!!!!!!!!!!

1/26/2013 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Karen Murphy controlling crime???? What a joke this department is.

1/26/2013 01:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

026th district? There must be a clown in charge just like all the other districts!

1/26/2013 01:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bid to 023 from 011 in 2006. He was one of the worst watch commanders I have ever worked for. I went from the working police to the super micro-managed do-nothing police. I did not laugh at his stupid jokes or sit in rapt attention at his THREE lame-ass war stories. Captain Lemmer observed that I did not value his bullshit words of wisdom, and I became a target of his Steve Buschemi micro-managing style. It was hell. Dear 003rd District POs. Good luck. You will fucking need it. My advice to you, is to start drinking heavily. And bid out. I did.

1/26/2013 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on where's the rest of the list?

1/26/2013 02:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Capt. Wedster's star number is 1, cool.

1/26/2013 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This sounds like some more New York style bullshit being pushed by McFailure.
How much longer must we endure this fool??

1/26/2013 03:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Executive Officer Unit is nothing more than departmental shenanigans. And speaking of major departmental shenaniganism, who would ever want to be an FTO after reading the medical requirements needed to be appointed?

Hey! Why not make an Executive FTO unit? It comes with a key to the exempt bathroom and your stool is automatically flushed to the medical section.

I can see many, many hundreds of coppers wanting to be an FTO after they get a look at the order.

What a fucked up department!

1/26/2013 03:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Looks like a rearrangement of the deck chairs aboard the Titanic to me. A move to protect clouted paper-pusher positions that the pesky inspector general was shooting his mouth off about.

How dare he try to bust the "code of silence" by deviating from the script.

1/26/2013 05:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Otherwise known as the inspection divisions's ugly stepchild...somewhere to put a Captain so Lieutenant's don't need to be paid...

1/26/2013 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'Unit 026 - Executive Officers Unit?

What the heck is that?'




the under the desk unit?

1/26/2013 06:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aka Captain's Closet

1/26/2013 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why aren't Capt Helm and Capt Ryczek being sent back to Patrol from PSIT and HR??

1/26/2013 07:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's the rest of the order?? I want to see where the schlub blue shirts are moving around to.

1/26/2013 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's where they hide people. Another layer so they can make more money. Where have you been SCC, hiding under a rock? (Just kidding of course, I love you)

I really wish you would have kept track of how many of your posts ended up as news stories after the press couldn't ignore things once they appeared here for all to see.

You guys expend a lot of time and effort keeping this going. So thanks.

1/26/2013 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like it has something to do with jug ears, lord of the flies.

1/26/2013 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF, fast districts used to be known for having the best bosses...no longer true in 015.
We have a clueless ,micromanaging aldercreature's puppet of a commander, a WC on first watch that doesn't know how to treat P.O.'s with respect, and now this LT that was a recepient of the infamous right hook, left jab from a respected Sgt.

1/26/2013 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe it's the closet at HQ to sit in before they retire. Two of the best on the list. Williams and Wedster.

1/26/2013 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All sing along with me, "This is how we did it in New Yoorrrkkkk."

1/26/2013 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TW, you are an asshole. Get off of here posting shit about yourself. You are not getting promoted again. Everyone remembers how fucked you were as a Commander, how you disrespected officers and the supervisors on a regular basis, how much of a hot head you were, how you use to make your staff stop what they were doing to bring you hot food, how you lied about how you and you alone had a great crime reduction when in reality, everyone got moved out of the gardens for rehab and most of all how you and Michael Shields fucked over every boss and working supervisor that did not eat your shoot. FU, you are a tool! The department is just fucked up to. You were never a Detective. Why were you in the Detective Division, Homicide at that.

1/26/2013 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
016 sure lucked out if Im reading the transfer order correctly. Roll out the red carpet boys and gals! John Garrido is one of the toughest, most honorable and courageous supervisors I have ever had the privilage of serving under. This is just the shot in the arm this district needed to whip the troops into shape. Bring in numbers and heads, and you will be fine. Lazy dogs, prepare to be punished, PERIOD! Remember, John is not afraid to stand up to politicians or guys like Mike Shields. At least now John can put Arena in his proper place. Give em hell John. I still cherish the memories of those long nights we would have at the Prohibition Club.

1/26/2013 12:50:00 AM

John are you posting again?? I thought you were grounded from the computer the last election you lost. Goof

1/26/2013 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What shenaniganism...I read the order... You have to get a check up. BFD.

1/26/2013 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McCarthy + McFailure = Fool

Did you see 3 homicides this morning already. Rahm, how much longer must your citizens die for you to realize you made a mistake. Its ok to say you fucked up and then try and fix it, but allowing him to lie to the media to try and save face and all the while telling the Exempts and Al who sounds like a Jr. McCarthy say shit like that, pisses me off even more. He just came out with two more strategies, Thats what, 31 since he has been here. What a fucking joke! His tool of a First Deputy hasn't got a clue. His claim to fame is threatening to move Gene Williams in a Compstat meeting and telling the Commanders to SPAR the Sergeants and Beat officers more, while denying time off. He is the same First Deputy that bosts on the news like dumb fuck McFailure that we don't need more police, then go on TV talking about how many they were hiring.

Is anyone listening to this bullshit. SPAR me, I aint doing shit worth of shit while Al Wysinger is the First Deputy and McFailure puts our lives on the line as the Superintendent. How many more of us have to be victims of crimes.

1/26/2013 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember an earlier post about 006 being the worst place to be, we'll I think it may be true now that forgue just went there.
Feeling some serious pain for my 006th dist brothers and sisters but things got a little better in 3

1/26/2013 12:03:00 AM

_________________________________

Ha Ha Ha Ha, you beat me to this one!! God Bless the 006th district.

1/26/2013 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe TL will get a promotion to Deputy Chief of 003 for his efforts.

1/26/2013 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Captains who did not get an District XO position originally were put in 026 as a holding unit. From there they were detailed to various units, not just patrol districts.

Now that the majority of the Captains have retired, those Captains that were in 026 were detailed to the Districts to be the District XO. The moves listed were just cleaning up details and assigning them to the actual Districts they were working in.

1/26/2013 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't read too much into it. 026 is just a unit that was created for the "overspill" of Captains that were not originally assigned to districts as XO's, i.e. Inspectors, Outside Units, etc.

They are not bringing back Captains as Watch Commanders. There is still only one Captain as XO in each district. 005 still does not have an XO. Only a person the rank of Captain is an XO in Patrol Districts.

1/26/2013 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

012's loss 016's gain Cathy Tendon was a great boss. Best Wishes Lt.

1/26/2013 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forgue couldn't lead a mouse to some cheese but he will find a ribbon to put on his uniform for his time in 003. Forgue is as smart as a corpse in the morgue.

1/26/2013 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better yet, Congrats 015, you're getting a hell of a Lieutenant, and by the way, he doesn't do midnights

The place can't get any worse. So what does it matter?

1/26/2013 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best Captain by far is Rush Webster! do what u got to do and this proffesional captain will show u respect...

1/26/2013 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think every single PO in 025 is happy Stone is gone. Don't let the door hit you in the ass Dean Wormer! At least 015 midnights is safe because Stone will cry like a baby and transfer out if he has to go to midnights!

1/26/2013 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word on the street in 019 is that the troops want Capt. TJL back REALLY BAD............I mean REALLY BAD !!!!

1/26/2013 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just when you thought 010 couldn't get any worse...Foxhole Kevin is here to make it worse! I mean save the day!

1/26/2013 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Relax, relax. These were the captains who were not originally assigned to a district when the whole XO thing began. They went to specialized units, now that there's only enough captains for each district, they're being assigned to the districts that had no captain ( due to retirements ).

And please, for goodness sake, remember that Executive Officer is NOT a rank or title code, it's just an assignment. Captains are district XOs, some commanders are XOs for chiefs and deputy chiefs in other units.

1/26/2013 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anderson to 010. Haaaa I bet he is shaking in his boots. Welcome to the real world mr TRR.

1/26/2013 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What exactly are the XO's hours?

1/26/2013 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: 1/26/2013 12:50:00 AM

Nice job pretending to talk positively about Garrido, but in the process show to those in the know that you don't care for his antics.

Super nice job on the Prohibition Club bar reference that his retired CPD father owned/s.

...lastly, grow a set and run for office yourself. At that time you'll realize what it takes just to keep name recognition alive.

1/26/2013 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes. 06 is worst place to be thanks to new SGT. C.M. who came straight from the IGO.

1/26/2013 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry to ruin the drama, the 4 Cpts on list were not originally assigned to a district. Those Cpts were all assigned to 026 and were Inspectors and XOs in specialized units. Now that the Cpts numbers are down, there are only enough to fill the districts. On paper, they were moved from 026 to a district.

1/26/2013 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

016 sure lucked out if Im reading the transfer order correctly. Roll out the red carpet boys and gals! John Garrido is one of the toughest, most honorable and courageous supervisors I have ever had the privilage of serving under. This is just the shot in the arm this district needed to whip the troops into shape. Bring in numbers and heads, and you will be fine. Lazy dogs, prepare to be punished, PERIOD! Remember, John is not afraid to stand up to politicians or guys like Mike Shields. At least now John can put Arena in his proper place. Give em hell John. I still cherish the memories of those long nights we would have at the Prohibition Club.

Right, he is facing a large suspension. And I almost forgot, everybody on the traffic pursuit he reautorized to Itasca is getting suspended. At least 30 officers.

1/26/2013 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Executive Officers unit is like call back for the POs. It is a place that they hide the clout heavy useless fuck ups like Wedster & Williams until the heat is off.

Then they put the back into general population!

1/26/2013 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looney and Murphy have been working in the Office of Crime Statistics Manipulation for many months. All this means is that when they either f*ck up or the unit goes tits up, they can't roll back to their cushy gigs in Medical or Patrol Admin. It also means that, if they decide they have had enough Kool-aid, they must get rotated back to whatever southside districts needs an LT on midnights. Incentive to stay, even when you know - and have told others - that the office is an assembly line for bullshit numbers.

1/26/2013 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The musical deck chairs on the Titanic CPD are moving around again to special lifeboats!

What a bunch of crap!

1/26/2013 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Freddy O'Reilly will always own star #1

1/26/2013 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God be with you officers in 003. It's bad enough having to work there and dealing with the daily ghetto bs but now you have to deal with Lemmer. The same one who bitched to a roll call of officers about how they should call their co-workers who were on the medical and harass them because he did not like the fact that so many were on it. Guess it never occurred to him that maybe they were all sick of him and his droning on and on how he was so great when he was a patrolman at roll call. And downing 3 rapid cars every night on those stupid missions for hours while the beat cars get stuck handling late arrests. He makes a captains' salary AND teaches at loyola and still has the worst set of chicklets on the job- you could open pop bottles with that mouth. Spend a few bucks and get your grill fixed already!

1/26/2013 11:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Executive Officers Unit is nothing more than a proverbial bullpen. When needed they are called upon to leave the bullpen and report to their next assignment. Just like when they promoted more Captains than positions to fill on J-Fed. There were some captains waiting for a position to open before reporting to said position.

1/26/2013 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Office of crime control strategies?? Is this a fkn joke?? The department downsizes all of patrol- you know the people that actually respond to calls placed by some tax paying citizens and all ghetto welfare scammers, in the name of saving money because, of course, we cannot pay for overpriced bike lanes, maggie park, and police officers. But we have money to fund some obscure office and employ officers there to do exactly what? Where will the next transfer come from- the Office of Atomic and Molecular management? This department is a total joke!!!!

1/26/2013 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous 025th dist 3rd watch dog ass said...

Good riddance Mean Dean, or as I like to call him Mr. Personality. Have fun with your new Lt. 015th district rangers.

1/26/2013 12:09:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

I need a new scorecard.

1/26/2013 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Executive Officers Unit? Let me guess...this is another unit that requires 2-3 exempts to run it. How exactly does one become qualified to command the XO unit? What's their day at COMPSTAT look like?

1/26/2013 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a dump 006 is. Can't wait to go to Englewood where for years was the worst place on earth, now many say its an awesome place to work at. I love working out there but when you get mngt. that just makes it miserable lets face it no one wants to go to work. Yeah I know how the haters are by saying hey at least u still have a job, yeah i do but do you got to make it a low morale, horrible environment. NO YOU DON'T!

1/26/2013 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't Capt. Wedster an inspector? Maybe inspectors are called executive officers? OR, some know nothing 70,000 dollar a year clerk made it all up!

1/26/2013 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forgue is the biggest stroke. He and a team from 003 were just in the 009th Dist. couple of days ago. They had some informant that that led to large dope arrest in 009. Anyway, the jackass comes in on his RDO, and right from the getgo sarts giving the desk Sgt. a hard time because he felt he didn't have to identify himself when he came in the front door. Then he leaves the the prisoner alone in the processing room and says "I'm a Lt. and I trump the desk Sgt." what a stroke. Because you are a Lt. you think you can disregard the rules. Then has to be ordered by the DSS to watch the prisoner in the processing room. All this, and the jag is "visiting 009". You dont come into someone elses unit and cause all kinds of problems. God help us... this idiot is a Lt.!!!

1/26/2013 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Residents of the former 013 were not happy to see Capt. Anderson lost the XO lottery with the merger with 012. He was very accessible and even handed. Pontacore seems like a powder keg ready to go off at the slightest provocation.

1/26/2013 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous SCC Fan said...

016 just got THREE great people as bosses! Hoot, Rendon and Garrido. I know the Garrido bashers will be out in full force, but I'm glad he's in the homeland! Rendon should have been the next Commander of personnel but she got shafted and we got that civilian nightmare. Hoot, he's just a nice guy, although I've heard some Captains don't like him because of some union beef...as long as he treats the troops right!

1/26/2013 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is this new Lt coming to 015?

1/26/2013 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Executive Officer wears a Blue Velvet Bathrobe and has to speak in a fake English Accent. The perk is free Elton John tickets and you can dupe everything out to David Niven. Nice Gig!

1/26/2013 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck in 006 with Lt. Fondou. He belongs in command of Dwarf Village at Disney World. And I apologize to the Dwarfs. He lost a radio when assigned to 620 as a sgt,stolen from the squad car as he enabled with the 19th ward Broke back mountain political hacks. Radio recovered by the Real police, Fondou got a blind CR# on the desk for the missing radio. Offender admitted to stealing same. Lied on official report, promptly dumped, should have been fired. And caution if u are a female, Lt Fondue thinks he is quite the cocks-man. Gives the village idiot JA in 011(also waiver-ed by 620 after ninety days)a run for the money.... It was entertaining watching dumb and dumber who were never Detectives giving their hypothesis on police investigations. And they both drove used white Ford Ltds, ex suburban police cars....

1/26/2013 02:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard Dean Stone is pissed! Looks like he is going to midnights in 15.....

1/26/2013 02:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm more concerned about LT transfer. Forgue is going to 006?!?!?!?! Wasn't there something not that long ago about how bad 006 has gotten? Well it just got worse.

1/26/2013 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Otherwise known as a pool of incompetents.

1/26/2013 02:34:00 PM  
Blogger West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...

Anonymous said...
Not a Captain myself, but this might be an end-around play to circumvent what is left of the Captain's contract. By being in the Executive Officer's Unit they can move people anywhere at anytime don't cry about it.

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I sure the hell hope this is the case. But is sure appears, as an earlier poster alluded, that they're trying to slowly filter captains back into the fold.

Like the existence of an "XO Unit" created after the fact to help obscure their latest gaffe, maybe? Perhaps the chain of command was too skewed even by City of Chicago standards? Did the city's attorneys smell a loser with all the circumventing of contracts (other than what the sell-out captains agreed to, of course).

The rank of captain is synonymous with "redundancy". Said rank created solely as a means of rewarding the politically connected - nothing more, nothing less.

If the city's end game is to fuck the sell-out captains, I say bring it on. For all the obvious collective reasons and those that are unique to individual captains (we all have stories), it is with great anticipation that I await their collective ass getting fucked. Hopefully dry.

1/26/2013 02:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So now 016 has 8 lieutenants but no pos?

1/26/2013 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous 016 District Section 8 said...

016 sure lucked out if Im reading the transfer order correctly. Roll out the red carpet boys and gals! John Garrido is one of the toughest, most honorable and courageous supervisors I have ever had the privilage of serving under. This is just the shot in the arm this district needed to whip the troops into shape. Bring in numbers and heads, and you will be fine. Lazy dogs, prepare to be punished, PERIOD! Remember, John is not afraid to stand up to politicians or guys like Mike Shields. At least now John can put Arena in his proper place. Give em hell John. I still cherish the memories of those long nights we would have at the Prohibition Club.

1/26/2013 12:50:00 AM

Oh shut the fuck up. Whip into shape? Try being 99 and working bt 5 miles in size with no manpower to back you up. Go tell your hero war stories to some fat chicks at teasers they the only ones that care anymore.

1/26/2013 02:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

retirements left the districts without XO's. These people were sent back to districts for that purpose.

1/26/2013 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer is a freakin idiot but dont tell anybody.....

1/26/2013 03:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmer does more police work in one watch than most of the cops do for an entire year in 003rd distict. FACT! Good luck Captain you were always a straight shooter with us.

1/26/2013 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Answer your calls and do your job, you will have noting to worry about. Be the police !

1/26/2013 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's the 026th Dist

1/26/2013 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch out 015 T (I want another command) Williams cant tell u about police work because he's never done any

1/26/2013 05:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I think every single PO in 025 is happy Stone is gone. Don't let the door hit you in the ass Dean Wormer! At least 015 midnights is safe because Stone will cry like a baby and transfer out if he has to go to midnights!

1/26/2013 09:40:00 AM

????????????????????????????
how did you guys in 025 get rid of him so QUICKLY? it took a couple of years to get rid of him in the old 013 and he made everyones life a living hell. DO Tell , inquiring minds want to know

1/26/2013 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
WTF, fast districts used to be known for having the best bosses...no longer true in 015.
We have a clueless ,micromanaging aldercreature's puppet of a commander, a WC on first watch that doesn't know how to treat P.O.'s with respect, and now this LT that was a recepient of the infamous right hook, left jab from a respected Sgt.

1/26/2013 07:22:00 AM


and dont forget to mention the p.o. he committed battery on less than amonth after the great sgt landed that great right hook...

inside info for those in 015 ( shhhhhh, but he hates being referred to as a baby, really burns him up)

1/26/2013 06:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Garrido is a tool and shyster. I wouldnt worry about him if I was the police in 016. After pissing so many people off and getting his ass handed to him over the years on the blog he has gotten really sensitive and will suck up to everybody so people will like him outside of Kenny.

1/26/2013 06:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Garrido lost all credibility with me after he sent Shields a bunch of harrassing emails crying about the union not endorsing his uninformed puppet. He was like a baby that got his rattle taken away.

1/26/2013 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is this new Lt coming to 015?

So sorry. Your fucked!!

1/26/2013 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

016 sure lucked out if Im reading the transfer order correctly. Roll out the red carpet boys and gals! John Garrido is one of the toughest, most honorable and courageous supervisors I have ever had the privilage of serving under. This is just the shot in the arm this district needed to whip the troops into shape. Bring in numbers and heads, and you will be fine. Lazy dogs, prepare to be punished, PERIOD! Remember, John is not afraid to stand up to politicians or guys like Mike Shields. At least now John can put Arena in his proper place. Give em hell John. I still cherish the memories of those long nights we would have at the Prohibition Club.

A self serving political wanna be, failed run for county board pres, failed run for alderman. Does not want to be here boys and girls and does not care about you.

1/26/2013 08:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the hell cares! F** k you pay me! As long as 1 and 16 still come around every month I sure as hell don't care what these goofs do.

1/26/2013 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous 011 2nd Watch DOG said...

011 had an opening and nobody took it? What happened to the once proud Filmore? Used to be once you made LT here it was a hop skip and a jump to another promotion. 011 is now a dumping ground with a spineless commander, XO, and 2nd watch LT. Still happy to be here cause I'm not doing a dam thing for this city and there isn't a thing that can be done about it.

1/26/2013 09:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

003 went from having two of the best Captains on the job, Ken Johnson and Gerry Carroll, to getting this idiot Lemmer.
As big as a shithole district 003 is, at least the coppers knew we had Johnson and Carroll watching our backs, now we have a backstabbing a-hole captain heading here. We're totally screwed. At least Johnson and Carroll treated the lts as equals and would listen to their sgts. If you want to see what Lemmer is like, watch the old movie "the Caine Mutiny!"

I knew Lemmer 20 yrs ago as a new P.O. In 009, he was afraid of his shadow. He wouldn't mess with any gangbanger over 13 yrs old. Ask any old timer from 009, they know his pedigree.

1/26/2013 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who is the xo of the xo's unit?

1/26/2013 10:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

""The rank of captain is synonymous with "redundancy". Said rank created solely as a means of rewarding the politically connected - nothing more, nothing less. ""

What would be wrong with returning it to a civil service, testable rank, instead of the BS Captain(SES) rank?

We've been down the "equals that are both in charge" road before and it wasn't pretty. Now you have Lt's and Sgt's arguing who's in charge, instead of 2 Lt's arguing who's in charge.

1/26/2013 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

????????????????????????????
how did you guys in 025 get rid of him so QUICKLY? it took a couple of years to get rid of him in the old 013 and he made everyones life a living hell. DO Tell , inquiring minds want to know.

Our Commander had him going to midnights, it's that easy. Give it a try.

1/26/2013 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew Lemmer 20 yrs ago as a new P.O. In 009, he was afraid of his shadow. He wouldn't mess with any gangbanger over 13 yrs old. Ask any old timer from 009, they know his pedigree.

1/26/2013 09:44:00 PM

He was a PPO in 009 more than 25 years ago. And, yes, he was a douche, same as now.

1/26/2013 11:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best Captain by far is Rush Webster! do what u got to do and this proffesional captain will show u respect...

1/26/2013 09:38:00 AM

You must be a psycho. Wedster is a pompous, incompetent jerk. And she certainly does not deserve to be the police. She should have been fired.

1/26/2013 11:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God help 006! Forgue is the absolute worst of the worst!!!!

1/27/2013 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Best Captain by far is Rush Webster! do what u got to do and this proffesional captain will show u respect...

1/26/2013 09:38:00 AM


First of all, WHO are you talking about? RUSH WEBSTER might just be a great and professional Capt. somewhere else....

But Ruth Wedster, the same "Elton John / Billy Joel" Wedster? That one?

1/27/2013 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Freddy O'Reilly will always own star #1

1/26/2013 11:38:00 AM


Oh, you just went "Old School", didnt you!

Great Cop, Great Boss, and an all around Great Guy!

1/27/2013 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ron Forgue was on the Police Impersonator team while in IAD. Appropriate, wasn't it???

1/27/2013 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Captain Wedster is one of the good ones.
Lemmer is a TOOL!!!
Williams is arrogant as hell but he's not out to hurt anyone.
Lemmer is a TOOL!!!

1/27/2013 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Looney and Murphy have been working in the Office of Crime Statistics Manipulation for many months. All this means is that when they either f*ck up or the unit goes tits up, they can't roll back to their cushy gigs in Medical or Patrol Admin. It also means that, if they decide they have had enough Kool-aid, they must get rotated back to whatever southside districts needs an LT on midnights. Incentive to stay, even when you know - and have told others - that the office is an assembly line for bullshit numbers.

1/26/2013 11:30:00 AM

Has Looney ever worked a day on the street except for a couple of nanoseconds in retirement districts? Where does his whack come from? He always struck me as a strange duck. Anybody know the deal with him? He and his cronies in the compstat bullshit unit spend all their time trying to find cases to embarass commanders, etc.

1/27/2013 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah yes, Capt. TJL..... when in 023 he was a micromanaging paper pushing numbers cruncher... always had a story and always had a way to do it better. We all couldn't wait for him to go. Well now we all want him back becaue you have now idea how awful our XO here in 019 is. I mean old timers here who couldn't stand Capt. TJL yearn for his return to replace our current XO. We all thought that he would get moved because he is so detrimental to our DC and really is a liability to him and just destroys any drive that us PO's have to do any police work. But alas it isnt so, with all the district's now staffed with XO's we are stuck with him, and since he didn't get promoted last round me thinks he will never get that that elusive gold star that he just soooo much wants. Yes we will continue to suffer under his oppression and verbal abuse, under his burst of rage and anger and psycho babel and his brooding and walking around the station walking up to coppers trying to hear their conversations and being included in the discussion only to hear us deflate when he makes his presence known. Yes Capt.TJL was a piece of work but their are worse people out their and we are living it.

1/27/2013 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

015 is already a dump. Whats one more shitty lt?

1/27/2013 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

016 sure lucked out if Im reading the transfer order correctly. Roll out the red carpet boys and gals! John Garrido is one of the toughest, most honorable and courageous supervisors I have ever had the privilage of serving under. This is just the shot in the arm this district needed to whip the troops into shape. Bring in numbers and heads, and you will be fine. Lazy dogs, prepare to be punished, PERIOD! Remember, John is not afraid to stand up to politicians or guys like Mike Shields. At least now John can put Arena in his proper place. Give em hell John. I still cherish the memories of those long nights we would have at the Prohibition Club.

Lets see who else he can piss off now. Remember, he lost CCB President race, Alderman and his sister who he supported bigtime lostthe State Rep race. He will try to set himself up for another run and the cost of our asses.

1/27/2013 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has Looney ever worked a day on the street except for a couple of nanoseconds in retirement districts? Where does his whack come from? He always struck me as a strange duck. Anybody know the deal with him? He and his cronies in the compstat bullshit unit spend all their time trying to find cases to embarass commanders, etc.

1/27/2013 09:00:00 AM

none that I can think of (go back with him a long way). His do nothing wife and her "partner" never seem to work a full tour or have a bad gig, courtesy of the head dick xo at 19 Mikey.

1/27/2013 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

listen we don't want TL back, keep dreaming We just want this prick MR the xo from hell gone.

1/27/2013 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

003 went from having two of the best Captains on the job, Ken Johnson and Gerry Carroll, to getting this idiot Lemmer.
As big as a shithole district 003 is, at least the coppers knew we had Johnson and Carroll watching our backs, now we have a backstabbing a-hole captain heading here. We're totally screwed. At least Johnson and Carroll treated the lts as equals and would listen to their sgts. If you want to see what Lemmer is like, watch the old movie "the Caine Mutiny!"

I knew Lemmer 20 yrs ago as a new P.O. In 009, he was afraid of his shadow. He wouldn't mess with any gangbanger over 13 yrs old. Ask any old timer from 009, they know his pedigree.

1/26/2013 09:44:00 PM

This is old news Lemmer has been in 003 for 2-3 months.Ive heard the horror stories but the fact is its not a slow district bosses have little time to micro manage between shootings and other shit.You must be one of the many people we have riding that medical for months.One thing these clout hacks don't understand is that if a beat copper doesn't trust you he ain't going above and beyond for you especially if he knows you made your bones under some desk at HQ.

1/27/2013 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Lt Bill Looney said...

Lt Bill Looney here. No whack needed as made Det, Sgt and Lt off the tests(Although it took me 3 tests to make lt.)I live on the N/S and I did bid from the "retirement" V/C Det Division in Area 1 to the Area 4 VC "retirement" Det Division to get closer to home. Other than that I went where I was sent and never asked to go to a particular district or unit. Obviously you know where I work and anytime you want to stop by and discuss my career I will be more than happy to meet you.

1/27/2013 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Looney and Murphy have been working in the Office of Crime Statistics Manipulation for many months. All this means is that when they either f*ck up or the unit goes tits up, they can't roll back to their cushy gigs in Medical or Patrol Admin. It also means that, if they decide they have had enough Kool-aid, they must get rotated back to whatever southside districts needs an LT on midnights. Incentive to stay, even when you know - and have told others - that the office is an assembly line for bullshit numbers.

1/26/2013 11:30:00 AM

Has Looney ever worked a day on the street except for a couple of nanoseconds in retirement districts? Where does his whack come from? He always struck me as a strange duck. Anybody know the deal with him? He and his cronies in the compstat bullshit unit spend all their time trying to find cases to embarass commanders, etc.


I worked with Bill Looney as a P.O. and a sgt. He's a good, hardworking guy who never hurt a copper. Smart and always watched out for his troops. So you sir ... can go fuck yourself and have a great night.

1/27/2013 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

017 1st W. DoggyStyle says, Boys and girls in 010, be very very VERY careful because Kevin Anderson is not your friend. EACH and EVERY single arrest that had a TRR, had Captain Lumpy automatically (yes, AUTOMATICALLY. On each and every one!) obtaining a CR on the officers regardless of the circumstances. Then he tells you, "I'm just doing this to protect you. That's the ONLY reason I'm doing this." Then he would go back up into the "family/quiet/whatever" room on the 2nd floor and go back to sleep knowing that his troll watch secretary would alert him if anything was requiring him to be awake. You've been warned.

1/27/2013 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew Lemmer 20 yrs ago as a new P.O. In 009, he was afraid of his shadow. He wouldn't mess with any gangbanger over 13 yrs old. Ask any old timer from 009, they know his pedigree.

You're right about Lemmer. Back when he was a Tact officer in 009 he found his niche by locking up "criminals" for such major crimes as selling loose cigarettes and public fornication. Yes public fornication.
What a huge tool this prick is.

1/27/2013 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Capt TJL was def a super micro manager with his million missions a day and control over every little aspect of the watch. BUT, at least he had a heart. I believe he truly cared about the troops under his command. His roll call stories for the most part were long winded and unnecessary, but once in a while he would have some good funny stories and some inspirational words. He ran a super tight ship, but at least you knew what you were getting. He was smart and kept the watch up to date on any law changes and new dept crap. Other w/c just come in and read the roll then walk out. Personally I'll take the boss that takes a few extra minutes to keep me informed and away from lawsuits.
At his heart he is a good man and if u do your job you should not have any problems with him.

1/27/2013 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Captain Ryczek is the best .

1/27/2013 09:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2015 can't come soon enough

Signed, capt obvious :)

1/27/2013 09:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It all just makes me laugh. The Captains sold out everybody on this job when Hoot cajoled them into signing off on their "Secret" deal.

Then they get it stuck right in their ass and have to work straight afternoons, 6 on 2 off.

But mysteriously Hoot never sees a bad assignment himself.......

Ha, Ha, Ha , Ha!

Serves you all right, you shiftless backstabbing hacks!

1/27/2013 11:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here in 019, the XO and afternoon W/C are both jerks. At least if Lemmer was here, he would have it under control, and people did work for him. Until we get decent bosses on third watch, moral and numbers will continue to drop.

1/28/2013 01:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree. Ruth should be fired and she is a Moran.
Too bad for 15 th District, Cpt Williams is another Moran/ ex-commander/ wanna be. He's trying hard to stay under the radar but its not working.

1/28/2013 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6 and 2? 'fraid not, Moron. Learn a little bit before you drink and type.

1/28/2013 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1st and 16th is right on 11th dist D O double G!

1/28/2013 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuckin Ruthie should have been arrested and fired for the shit she pulled at Midway Airport!

1/28/2013 03:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I worked with Bill Looney as a P.O. and a sgt. He's a good, hardworking guy who never hurt a copper. Smart and always watched out for his troops. So you sir ... can go fuck yourself and have a great night.

1/27/2013 06:02:00 PM
yes, I agree, he watched out for "his troops": the bimbos in CAPS who worked 4 hour tours of duty, yeah I'm agreeing with you there buddy!

1/28/2013 07:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I knew Lemmer 20 yrs ago as a new P.O. In 009, he was afraid of his shadow. He wouldn't mess with any gangbanger over 13 yrs old. Ask any old timer from 009, they know his pedigree.

You're right about Lemmer. Back when he was a Tact officer in 009 he found his niche by locking up "criminals" for such major crimes as selling loose cigarettes and public fornication. Yes public fornication.
What a huge tool this prick is.

1/27/2013 06:51:00 PM"

This is the typical resume for Captains& 98% of the Command Staff.
Meanwhile everyone runs around slackjawed wondering why this Dept is so F'd up.

1/28/2013 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I agree. Ruth should be fired and she is a Moran.
Too bad for 15 th District, Cpt Williams is another Moran/ ex-commander/ wanna be. He's trying hard to stay under the radar but its not working.

1/28/2013 08:17:00 AM

Two douchebags. Both were made Cmdr. but weren't smart enough to keep those gold stars very long.

1/28/2013 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Freddy O'Reilly will always own star #1

1/26/2013 11:38:00 AM


Oh, you just went "Old School", didnt you!

Great Cop, Great Boss, and an all around Great Guy!

1/27/2013 01:00:00 AM

Ain't that the truth. Once he retired that star should have been taken out of circulation.

1/29/2013 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT http://news.yahoo.com/afghan-police-locked-own-7-3m-facility-report-200755597--abc-news-topstories.html

1/29/2013 09:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Frank daShank said...

I can't believe I'm writing this but I must for respect of being honest and fair. I worked for Capt Anderson in 017 on midnights and lead the watch with TRRs. In fact I was person who was subject of his first and last approved TRR in 017. I may not agree with Anderson and he may have looked down at my justifications but he did not arbitrarily issue CR# with my TRRs.

1/31/2013 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No disrespect Lieutenant Looney, but in order to get to the Detective Division as a sergeant or a lieutenant, someone has to like you....

2/17/2013 10:14:00 AM  

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