Friday, February 15, 2013

Chicago's Most Wanted

......doesn't even live here, won't move here because the taxes are too high, and probably wouldn't visit here until Concealed Carry becomes a reality:
  • Chicago's new Public Enemy No. 1 is a cartel kingpin in Mexico.

    It's the first time the Chicago Crime Commission has used the label since Prohibition.

    The commission and the Chicago office of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration will formally give Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman that distinction Thursday.

    The Public Enemy No. 1 label was created for mobster Al Capone. But the DEA says Sinaloa cartel leader Guzman is more menacing than the Chicago gangster was.

    The DEA's top Chicago official, Jack Riley, says Guzman resides in a Mexican hideaway. But he says Guzman's cartel is now the main narcotics supplier to Chicago and so is effectively a local crime boss.
Word is that someone found his wife's wedding dress in a crawl space in Pilsen, thereby establishing residency within the corporate boundaries of Chicago.

Seriously, what's the point of this? There aren't a dozen easy-target middlemen who transport the dope? A few trucking companies combined with railroads bringing in the stuff by the ton? Chicago isn't going to form a task force to work south of the border.

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41 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who are the old farts on this commission?

A bunch of idiot savants that read and study what being in law enforcement means.

Hell J-fled even quit that gig.

2/15/2013 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Justifying their existence, SCC, that's all it is. A press conference a couple times a year and maybe some little awards dinner and they've justified their nice, fat salaries.

2/15/2013 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It wasn't Pilsen. It was Little Village! Get it right hombre!

In other news there was also a recent shake up with the 26th St foot guys in 010. And the new crew is now assigned paper jobs on their "beat".

How sweet it is!

Can we get an event number?

2/15/2013 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If u wanna know where he is ask Joe lope, he's the official sinaloa cartel lawyer

2/15/2013 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

..."Chicago isn't going to form a task force to work south of the border."


Why not? We've done dumber things.

2/15/2013 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So send a drone.

2/15/2013 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The new task force will be a gun grabber task force with orders to lock up any American willing to defend himself.

The gun grabber cops will be more than willing to play that out. They love violating constitutional rights for Rahm.

2/15/2013 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's laughing because his cartel got its guns from Obama's Fast and Furious crew. He loves Chicago politicians.

2/15/2013 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago isn't going to form a task force to work south of the border.
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Why not? It A, forms a unit for the clouted, and B, is a way to get another twenty or fifty POs out of the districts. Seems tailor-made for the Streetlight Assassin.

2/15/2013 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Shaved bumped down to number 2?

2/15/2013 02:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next: Declare public enemies of executives and employees of companies making guns, power drinks, spray paint. Maybe members of the NRA and Republican Party.

Arrest them as they transfer planes at O'hare and Midway or drive through the state.

2/15/2013 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If u wanna know where he is ask Joe lope, he's the official sinaloa cartel lawyer 2/15/2013 12:23:00 AM

Spewed coffee upon reading this.
The guy is a dope....His voice is almost as annoying as Blago's

2/15/2013 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who are the old farts on this commission?

A bunch of idiot savants that read and study what being in law enforcement means.

Hell J-fled even quit that gig.

2/15/2013 12:02:00 AM



he was asked to tender his resignation, after leaving all the cumfy chairs covered in cat hair.

2/15/2013 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hollywood jack at it again.

2/15/2013 08:19:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

El Chapo my ass.

2/15/2013 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dont let P.J. form intelligence find out - word on the street is that he already formed his own task force so whats to stop him from starting another one.

2/15/2013 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word is that someone found his wife's wedding dress in a crawl space in Pilsen, thereby establishing residency within the corporate boundaries of Chicago.


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If Rahm's "wedding dress" argument didn't rock the world the Illinois jurisprudence, he was ready to resort to the nuclear option ... his pink ballerina tutu was in the attic

2/15/2013 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who cares about these fucking gangs?



don't even recognize this garbage

2/15/2013 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stroke me off fest. The commission is a bunch of diaper wetting old men. Their existence was null and void after prohibition stopped. Focus in the street gangs here in Chicago, not some guy siting in a Mexican villa snorting yayo like Tony Montana.

2/15/2013 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well maybe we should do something,like work with other agencies.
No, we can't do that because we are not allowed to share information with any organization that might ask about the citizenship of the bad guys.
Thanks for being a Sanctuary city

2/15/2013 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since Al Capone there hasn't been a single minority given the title of Public Enemy #1.
It's about time, but I guess Febuary would have be a bad time to share that dubious honor to any other group without first conferring with Prickwrinkle.

2/15/2013 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to our welcome city.

2/15/2013 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous W.H. Thompson said...

Then does this mean that Tiny Dancer is a modern day "Big Bill" Thompson?

Illustrating Chicagoland Idiocy, Mayhem and Stupidity at heyjackass.com

2/15/2013 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ees OK, I only drink 2 beers. I go home now?

2/15/2013 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if he left a bag of tomatoes behind? ROTF

2/15/2013 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT; Is anyone who retired this past December with the 55-60 health insurance provision having a hard time getting the insurance switched over to retired status? My wife is fighting a terrible disease and Pharmacies will not honor my old insurance card. Numerous phone calls have resulted in promises to help but nothing has been done. Any help or advice would be gratefully appreciated!

2/15/2013 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You want to know who the real public enemy #1 is? CITY HALL

2/15/2013 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok correct me if i'm wrong but wasnt Hitler considered public enemy #1!

2/15/2013 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Capone Crime Family is gone. Why not center on the Daley or Madigan Irish Mob Family?
Better yet! How about the University of Chicago Marxiat Family and their Mob Associates Rahm, Axelrod, Jarrett, and Barack.They have squandered Billions more than "Lil Chapo".

2/15/2013 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a job for Lucky Day, Dusty Bottoms and Ned Nedermeyer. They took out "El Guapo" almost 30 years ago. Never mind....they're probably heading this stupid ass commission.

2/15/2013 04:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC has to stat the Tiny dancer for president campaign. It's the only way to get him out of Chicago while there is still something left.

2/15/2013 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

chicago's most wanted will soon be rahmbo--- just wait until you see what he has in store for his 40,000 city employees--- should we fight like the teachers union did--- look what it got them, a bunch of pink slips when they close 140 schools in june--- the police department can fight, slowdowns and blue flu--- all you little company men better wake up and smell the coffee while you are out there towing cars and writing movers--- you are getting fucked too no matter how much activity you have....

2/15/2013 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The CCC is a bunch of morons just look at all the old asses who want to be the police. Wait wasn't Jodi W head of that and looked like a total ass and quit. What a joke you guys are ! Give it up and move to Florida already!

2/15/2013 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Chicago Crime Commission hasn't been relevant since the mob fell apart.

And even then, I never paid much attention to anything they talked about.

2/15/2013 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Dont let P.J. form intelligence find out - word on the street is that he already formed his own task force so whats to stop him from starting another one.

2/15/2013 08:35:00 AM

Fucking funny only if Leo says it's ok.

2/15/2013 07:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jessie Jackson Jr and sandy Jackson both in custody....Haha Haha, Jessie "Jackass" Jackson, Sr now I know why you did not accompany President Obama in tonight's National Gun Violence speech in Chicago, so sad so bad so mad...........stick a fork in them!

2/15/2013 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2/15 1:17AM, I like that thinking, we should drone every asshole crossing that boarder.He "EL CHAPO" might be chief of gun grabbers in the US, IT'S COMING......

2/15/2013 10:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the point is obamarahma. stay tuned four years from now...but in meantime, we didn't know about meteor??? wtwhatever?

2/16/2013 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Little more crappy media attention and who knows maybe the border will get tighter. Maybe from the 250,000 illegal alien driver's licenses some of those could be issued to this cartel leader's family members or workers. We just love everyone so much, and getting yelled at about our "racist" service from the illegal aliens who are illegally staying here. Illegal aliens = federal criminals.

2/17/2013 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...but in meantime, we didn't know about meteor??? wtwhatever?

2/16/2013 12:40:00 AM



most of the time, it's like that.





Chalkie

2/18/2013 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a few clarifications:
1) J-Fled was asked to leave CCC (um, fired). He came in, demonstrated he didn't have a clue about urban law enforcement, got 'em a lawsuit, and left.

2) CCC has always been pro police.

3) Current CCC leadership is retired CPD from back in the day. If only experience counted for appointment to Supt....

2/18/2013 10:29:00 PM  

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