Where Are My Keys?
- When the shooting stopped in Lawndale late Friday night, three people lay on the ground with gunshot wounds outside a family prom party on Kolin Avenue.
- It’s not clear why at least two shooters took aim at the group of people partying out on Kolin Avenue, among them at least a few children. They approached from an alley and ran back toward a green conversion van. When police arrived, it was still running.
East of the van, police found the guns at the mouth of the alley on Kostner Avenue. South on Kostner, police found a pair of gloves and even farther south, jackets near a garbage can in a vacant lot.
The guns and clothing were recovered because the shooters left the van running and locked the doors. Oops.
Labels: crime, silly people
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
27 Comments:
Finally the gangsters are starting to listen!!
I told them last year to take there conflicts to the alley!!
Murder Mayor
They're not criminals because they're smart. Too funny.
DOH!!!
You can't fix stupid.
Family prom party... What is that? Why is the family having a party when it's not their prom?
Not exactly brilliant. But least you got a van and coupla guns
three people lay on the ground with gunshot wounds outside a family prom party on Kolin Avenue.
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was the wicker chair damaged?
They probably left their wallets in the van, that's why they locked it. Of course, their Cook County Jail I.D. in the wallets may lead to arrests.
WTF?
That's the best these Obama voters can do?
By this time last year, they had racked up at least 2 quintuple homicides, I mean murders.
Pure IDIOTS
Awesome! Stupid MFers
Dude, where's my keys?
they are afraid that their car would be stolen...
"It’s not clear why at least two shooters took aim at the group of people partying out on Kolin Avenue, among them at least a few children"
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Because they can.
They didn't want their van stolen,duh!!
You can't make this up.
That's why you get onstar. "Hi, I just shot a bunch of people and locked my keys in the car. Can yall unlock the doors?"
How would you like to be the asshole that has to explain to the owner of the van what happened to it?
Is that what they mean when they say they're "keepin it real"?
Nah... Would've been far better if they made good their escape only to have one over excited mutt in the back seat accidentally popping the driver in the back of his coconut resulting in a pin-in crash and all of these mutts burning to death.
THAT... Would've been amusing and worth dropping a gocr for...
Chicago Trib, Peter Nickeas
[vid caption} ~~snip~~ the shooting of three people with 'assault-style' weapons in ... Lawndale.'[end]
[art] 'The most seriously wounded ... shot in the neck, apparently with either an AK-47-style gun or one of two Tec-9 machine pistols police found...'[end]
(head shaking) Peter, Peter, Peter. I see you're a graduate of the Bloomberg-Emanuel-Schumer-McGunsRbad and Daley Memorial School of Journalism as you 'sir', "apparently" have no idea of what the f*ck you're talking about regarding firearms. And for sure you have never ever even been near one of those *evil* Bang-Bang thingys. Ergo, in lieu of using any of that 'factual stuff' (Technical Term /s) you throw in the current 'cool' anti-gun canards when it comes to anything involving a gun in your so-called news articles.
For one, TEC-9s are semi-automatic handguns, not "machine pistols" aka: Full Auto Submachine Guns. And they ain't that proverbial 'Assault Style Weapon' either as they fire Pistol Caliber Cartridges, your so-called 'Assault Weapons' do not. I'm getting real Technical here so look it up Pete. Or find a 5th Grader in a Private School to read it to you, ya dipshit. But here's a hint: There's a big difference between a 9mm and a 7.62x39, guess which fires what.
Which lastly leads me to your use of the word "Apparently". WTF is up with that? Is it one of your favorite words? Or did you just need something to fill space? Jerkoff.
A family prom party? Only in the ghetto....LMAO!!!
I drove past one in 022 last fall, only it couldn't have been prom. It was somewhere around 101st and Seeley or so, right up the hill. Where have you been? Some people even have wine sips for their kids at prom, though I have no idea why they do that.
Anonymous said...
Family prom party... What is that? Why is the family having a party when it's not their prom?
5/19/2013 04:57:00 AM
Your kid goes to prom. You invite family and friends over to take pictures of them and their date and see them off to prom. If the guests are lucky...you have refreshments and light finger foods.
PROM party . . OK.... I thought it said PORN PARTY....
Never mind.
To 5:42 you are one of the reasons these kids are so screwed up. Having a party cause your kid s going to a dance and you wonder why this generation thinks they entitled to everything. I hope you have a party for them when they are done pissing away your money at college and permanetly move back home.
The best laid plans................DOH!
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