Monday, May 26, 2014

Michael Myers Meets CPD



  • A Chicago Police officer shot and killed a man threatening paramdics and police with a knife Saturday night in Englewood, Chicago Police said.

    Officers responded to an emergency assistance call from the Chicago Fire Department about 11:25 p.m. in the 7200 block of South Racine Avenue after paramedics were confronted by a man wielding a knife, according to a statement from police.

    When the officers arrived, 62-year-old Michael Myers charged at the officers with the knife, and an officer shot him, according to police and the Cook County medical examiner’s office.
Michale Myers is susceptible to bullets? Haddonfield, Illinois could have avoided a lot of trouble if they had just lit him up back in 1978. Of course, that would have ended the particularly profitable film series prematurely.

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43 Comments:

Blogger Dennis Dale said...

According to Wikipedia Mike Myers was six years old in 1963 when he notched his first confirmed kill, making him about 56 today. How perfect would it have been if the guy's age matched?

5/26/2014 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There won't be any sequels now!!!!

5/26/2014 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couldn't the officer at least tried to shot the knife out of his hand? Very sad turn of events.

5/26/2014 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lmao good one...

5/26/2014 02:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you don't miss a beat do you

5/26/2014 02:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if Mr. Myers was part of the "one contact card a day" program.

5/26/2014 03:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It happened at a birthday party. I remember when blowing out candles was the thing to do!

5/26/2014 04:14:00 AM  
Blogger roundeye said...

HA! You actually think he is dead? Dr. Loomis emptied his revolver into Michael, but when he looked out the window again. ..

5/26/2014 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's hilarious! I read that on the trib's website yesterday and found great humor in it, wondering if anyone else would find humor in it.

5/26/2014 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe John Kass will raise a stink about this too. Monday morning Quarterback to the extreme

5/26/2014 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, first they would have to take a breath test with IAD; then sit with the detectives for 12 hours as IPRA creeps around waiting to grab a carcus; then they would have to be interviewed by skeptical ASAs; then go back to station to submit a slip to the DSS who thinks the money is coming out of his pocket and is also upset the car wasn't back in time for his new civilian dress team; then go home to the spouse (need I say more); go see EAP; then back to work to get the lawsuit from loevy and loevy. Yep easier to let Michael massacre everybody.

5/26/2014 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Halloween is still 5 months away.

5/26/2014 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suicide by cop ?

5/26/2014 10:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Lonnie, get your ass away from there!!!

5/26/2014 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet Garry doesn't count that one in the homicide stats. Yes it's justifiable homicide. God is this city violent and just getting worse. What Do You Think Garry McCarthy and Bob Tracy?

5/26/2014 11:19:00 AM  
Blogger Michael Spaargaren said...

Knife to a gunfight? Anyone?

5/26/2014 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Michael Meyers dead? Oh, hell no. Michael was a cut throat. Well almost. This shit like Halloween scary. Cutting edge material.

5/26/2014 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Always bring a gun to a knife fight .

5/26/2014 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of us carry REAL Silver Tip Hollow Point Bullets.

Effective against, vampires, zombies and all kinds of undead monsters.

5/26/2014 12:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couldn't the officer at least tried to shot the knife out of his hand? Very sad turn of events.

If your joking, lol, of your serious, please go buy some strong rope and find the nearest tree with limb...

5/26/2014 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No lie.

Myers body is currently missing from the ME Office.

5/26/2014 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Michael Myers would fit right into Englewood.

5/26/2014 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ban all sharp objects!

5/26/2014 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

great work officers ,im glad mike is dead and the POLICE are ok, TO ALL VETERANS THAT YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE TO OUR GREAT COUNTRY.

5/26/2014 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah Baby!!!!!

Wait, wrong one.

5/26/2014 03:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Old Gypsy Woman said...

Some of us carry REAL Silver Tip Hollow Point Bullets.

Effective against, vampires, zombies and all kinds of undead monsters.

5/26/2014 12:46:00 PM

Another misguided moron giving unsolicited advise when he is SO misinformed. OK wise guy let me school you. A silver bullet would work on a zombie, but then again, so would a wad cutter. It just has to destroy the brain.

There has never been a documented kill of a vampire, an undead, with a silver bullet. You have confused them with werewolves (VERY much alive) which will, in fact, fall to an object made of silver. Doesn't even have to be a bullet. Could be a silver tipped cane wielded by, say, your father. Poor Lawrence Talbot.

In conclusion I would advise all of you to not listen to the uninformed boob that posted earlier. Thank you.

5/26/2014 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just like the dirty harry movie did he fire five shots or six shots well mikey i guess today was not your lucky day

5/26/2014 04:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess the bad man listen to the Mayor " put the Guns Down"

5/26/2014 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone really what it is like to watch over the life of someone else and put your life in there hands. If not Fuck you man a post. You live by he freedom I provide... Just quit tired of of tall of the negative comments about the BOSS.. He the Boss....Period>>>>

5/26/2014 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's next? Candyman and Chucky are already in Chicago.

5/26/2014 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just be carefull the names you pick for your kids!

5/26/2014 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As the Hawk would say... HE GONE!

5/26/2014 10:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bullets don't work, he was downed with a Job Application .

5/26/2014 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally, the nightmares will end and I can sleep peacefully. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

5/26/2014 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this mean there won't be another halloween movie?

5/27/2014 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This post..."Anonymous said...
Does anyone really what it is like to watch over the life of someone else and put your life in there hands. If not Fuck you man a post. You live by he freedom I provide... Just quit tired of of tall of the negative comments about the BOSS.. He the Boss....Period>>>>

5/26/2014 07:06:00 PM..."

This sounds like McNumbnuts typing while intoxicated. F##K Him! I will never call him "Boss" or Mr. Superintendent. He was never was one of us and been doing a hatchet job on us ever since he reared his ugly head.

Go back to Brooklyn! But according to New York cops they don't want you there either.

5/27/2014 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>Old Gypsy Woman said...
Some of us carry REAL Silver Tip Hollow Point Bullets.

Effective against, vampires, zombies and all kinds of undead monsters.

5/26/2014 12:46:00 PM

Another misguided moron giving unsolicited advise when he is SO misinformed. OK wise guy let me school you. A silver bullet would work on a zombie, but then again, so would a wad cutter. It just has to destroy the brain.

There has never been a documented kill of a vampire, an undead, with a silver bullet. You have confused them with werewolves (VERY much alive) which will, in fact, fall to an object made of silver. Doesn't even have to be a bullet. Could be a silver tipped cane wielded by, say, your father. Poor Lawrence Talbot.

In conclusion I would advise all of you to not listen to the uninformed boob that posted earlier. Thank you.

5/26/2014 03:53:00 PM<<<

Oh really now. Can't you recognize sarcasm when you hear(read) it. I bet you are a real joy to work with on a full moon night.

5/27/2014 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>Anonymous said...
Michael Myers would fit right into Englewood.

5/26/2014 01:17:00 PM<<<

Yes, but with a Barack Obama mask, not William Schatner.

5/27/2014 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Michael Myers got bored in Haddonfield and wanted to be in the GDs. He stopped by Jesse Jackson's office and was given the keys to an abandoned home in Englewood. From there he did some hustlin' and was good at it. But then he got denied a promotion so he went crazy and hence started stabbing.

That's all folks.

5/27/2014 04:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Just be carefull the names you pick for your kids!

5/26/2014 10:17:00

He was born long before the movie.

5/27/2014 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

driver could of pulled away....both jump out,verbal commands ,if non compliant drop him!

5/27/2014 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Dr. Loomis said...

Another misguided moron giving unsolicited advise when he is SO misinformed. OK wise guy let me school you. A silver bullet would work on a zombie, but then again, so would a wad cutter. It just has to destroy the brain.

There has never been a documented kill of a vampire, an undead, with a silver bullet. You have confused them with werewolves (VERY much alive) which will, in fact, fall to an object made of silver. Doesn't even have to be a bullet. Could be a silver tipped cane wielded by, say, your father. Poor Lawrence Talbot.

In conclusion I would advise all of you to not listen to the uninformed boob that posted earlier. Thank you.

5/26/2014 03:53:00 PM

What would ward off the Bronx Ballbag? Maybe a couple of alcoholic anonymous pamphlets?

5/27/2014 04:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd rather get shot than stabbed.

5/30/2014 05:22:00 AM  

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