IPRA Oops
True or not-so true?
- Happy New Year ! IPRA Supervisor George Roberts arrested for DUI on 01Jan15 and then shit his pants in the station. Roberts recently got off suspension for sexual harrassment. But its ok, he only investigates the police.
Anyone think this guy won't have a chip on his shoulder from here on out?
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Very True :)
Fuck the fucker!
Who guards the guardians?
My IPRA investigator was convicted of impersonating the police. I was waiting for him to rule sustained CR, then I was going to sue and tell the media. But it came back exonerated so I didn't do anything. Yep, he still works there.
A CHIP on his shoulder from now on??? If true, and being 'held to a higher standard' and all that, shouldn't he be FIRED?
Happy New Year, Rahm. This is the top item on your desk when you get back to the office.
Chip on his shoulder and fudge stripes in his tightly whitey's !
He should be fired
Reassign or fire this drunk sex pervert no copper will get a fair shake with this buffoon.
And how about the mugshot of an idiot who fired his gun after midnight. He was wearing a "I can breathe" t-shirt!!!
Well he should be fired like we would be so he can take the chip on his shoulder and shove it where the sun don't shine. And to think this piece of shit is investigating the police.
Lol. We're screwed! Again...
No shit?......CR issued I hope
He sounds like a real pillar of society. I hope there's dash cam video. When is the court date? We should all show up for that one.
IT'S TRUE, as anyone in 004 can tell you...
He should be fired.
Should've given the CTA the penny for ride home!
OK asshole imagine NOW making a mistake under pressure! Remember that feeling.
So who polices the people that are supposed to police the police? How does one file a complaint against an IPRA investigator?
Gee what a shocker?
Can you believe this guy makes 92,000+ to screw over the police. Looks like their employees average about 85,000 a year. Well damn!
Fuck him.
Anyone think this guy won't be promoted. Ahhh, the Chicago way.
From now on, he is Mr. Poopy Pants.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Details
Just axin
Makes sense. Why would you have someone with a good moral compass in that kind of position??
City is a joke
What do you expect from an organization of purely politically appointed hacks. It's like a whole organization of merit promoted know nothings making too much money and having an attitude about cops.
Look into the backgrounds of some of these so called investigators. They went from working shoe stores to investigating cops after they got to know the right politicians.
This piece of shit should be terminated from his position ungrateful bastards gets a second chance and is still fucking up im 22 an still haven't landed my career with a college education these assholes make me sick
I shit my pants a few times....
Anonymous said...
My IPRA investigator was convicted of impersonating the police. I was waiting for him to rule sustained CR, then I was going to sue and tell the media. But it came back exonerated so I didn't do anything. Yep, he still works there.
1/03/2015 12:21:00 AM
Convicted of impersonating the police? That is a felony. Are you sure?
Sounds like an issue for FOP. They should make hay over anyone in IPRA who has been arrested.
And then I'll put guards on the guards!
Which reminds me of the guy who always got sick when he drank.
His buddy says put a ten in your pocket and tell your wife someone threw up on you at the bar, and gave you a ten to get the shirt cleaned.
Next night guy comes home ripped, wife screams about soiled shirt, guy tells wife bar patron did it and gave him ten bucks to get shirt cleaned.
Wife says why do you have a twenty in your pocket?
Guy says...I think he shit in my pants too!
Shouldn't the article be titled "IPRA POOPS"?
HA HA HA HA!
We should all protest in front of IPRA demanding his immediate firing.
PS. Does anyone have the information for the retirement party for LT JA from 008?
Oh my. Sounds like he has lots of issues. Show and tell playtime. Looks like this bad boy has naughty skeletons in his closet. Time for a light spanking and tickles.
I heard it was off duty Marrionette Park screwball that got him.
His statement will be that he was manhandled in the station and had to fight back in self-defense, causing involuntary defecation.
AKA: They 'knocked the shit out me' defense.
Or, as it NOW will be referred to at the office...
I
P ooped
R esisting
A rrest
You're Welcome.
IAD isn't anyone's friend either,not just IPRA.
Just like who judges the judges?
send this prick to call back until his DUI case is completed! Obtain log number and CR#..... he so, dumb! dumb!
This would not be the first investigators to shit them selves , a copper in 18 on midnights (former ops investigator) shit in the back of a wagon !
He oughta be gone from IPRA plain and simple.
You know due to the transparency Rahm and McNumbnuts always brag about.
His clout should be moved too
Copper should have taken a cell phone and started filming.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Anonymous said...
No shit?......CR issued I hope
1/03/2015 01:26:00 AM
Not a police employee.
I may file a complaint online!
http://ipraportal.iprachicago.org/pls/htmldb/f?p=1503:12:2952885404413953
Was the poop in the pants because he couldn't hold it or in defiance? I had a guy intentionally do it after a foot chase thinking were going to let him go but he sat in his diarrhea until he was bonded out. That must have been one hell of a rash.
Remember the guy from IPRA taking their cars out using the lights and siren to play the police and run red lights going to lunch?
And will do more than shit in your panties sir. Just saying
When you fuck up you pay the price. Police, IPRA, and everyone else. No one is above the law.
He needs to be fired!!!
I HATE when they shit their pants.
Shouldn't this be IPRA Poops?
These people are really weird, can't be trusted, have their own agenda and need to get their "movers" too. Called me in on a real bogus investigation, tried to jam up a supervisor, went on a fishing expedition, tried to use me. Even when I wasn't named, I took counsel. Was warned that they van flip on uou and the witness becomes the accused.
"Merritt refused to comment on the incident, saying it was a personnel issue. Merritt would not say what Roberts' current status is with the agency or how long Roberts had served there."
So much for rahm's "transparency" and let's make all cr's publicly available going back to the 60's.......except.....you guessed it.
"Was warned that they van flip on uou and the witness becomes the accused."
I've been gone a while, but there was always a disclaimer to use as a witness prior to a statement.
Maybe no more. And does it really matter.
Funny how cops kiss IPRA investigator ass when they're being interviewed in a CR investigation, and quick to slam them over a mistake that happens all too often with sworn members (DUI). IPRA investigators are quick to say they aren't police, that they "police the police" or are "above the police."
this world class city is starting to smell like a whole lot of poop!
Remeber Rock N Roll McDonalds no crime incident?
Now we have a similar incident at a near north 7-11
Proof positive that Black Lives Don't Matter!
Now This IPRA investigator....what do we want post his MUG SHOT Photo, Now!
Shit in his pants? Plz tell me the po put that in the report.
I know IPRA is viewed as the enemy. They investigate with bias and fuck good hard working coppers over on a routine basis, but not all of them are horseshit. Some are decent. Remember this is only a dui, something a few of our boys have gotten themselves into in the past and will probably again in the near future. I don't know about this guy's past but this was a new years eve dui and dude shit his pants in custody. Probably not out of fear but out of alcohol fueled incontinence. There are a few retired coppers who work at IPRA and you know we get a fair shake from them so don't keep saying he should be fired because he got a dui and should be held to a higher standard etc., because we are viewed with the same slanted opinions. If he's a POS then he'll jam himself again and probably again after that so don't call for a beheading for a mistake that is sometimes made by good people. Bottom line here.... An investigations supervisor at IPRA jammed himself up on new year's eve with a dui. If he has a dirty history and is showing a pattern of shity conduct then let the wrath of his actions condemn and crucify him.
Lots of stress on this job,nothing a drink can't handle ,just don't drive,even therapy is good,we all need some of that!
I like how both newspapers referred to him as a police employee. Sorry "journalists", IPRA works for the Mayor's Office. Aren't your editors supposed to fact check?
HA HA HA HA!
We should all protest in front of IPRA demanding his immediate firing.
PS. Does anyone have the information for the retirement party for LT JA from 008?
1/03/2015 09:33:00 AM
Touch of class @2000 hrs
I know IPRA is viewed as the enemy. They investigate with bias and fuck good hard working coppers over on a routine basis, but not all of them are horseshit. Some are decent. Remember this is only a dui, something a few of our boys have gotten themselves into in the past and will probably again in the near future. I don't know about this guy's past but this was a new years eve dui and dude shit his pants in custody. Probably not out of fear but out of alcohol fueled incontinence. There are a few retired coppers who work at IPRA and you know we get a fair shake from them so don't keep saying he should be fired because he got a dui and should be held to a higher standard etc., because we are viewed with the same slanted opinions. If he's a POS then he'll jam himself again and probably again after that so don't call for a beheading for a mistake that is sometimes made by good people. Bottom line here.... An investigations supervisor at IPRA jammed himself up on new year's eve with a dui. If he has a dirty history and is showing a pattern of shity conduct then let the wrath of his actions condemn and crucify him.
Signed, an IAD guy.
You're a tool.
no, You can not get a number on an IPRA investigator.
A Capt tired once, in 025, after one of his officers got a CR for "improper search", which stated right in the CR that the search was after the offender was placed into custody.
No Luck
(thanks for trying though, Buzzard).
Many years ago, an OPS investigator was illegally riding his skateboard down State Street in rush hour traffic. The Officer standing at the 1st District desk, writing his mover made our day. Can you imagine your investigator was a skateboarder. We've been doomed for years!
Retired
shit happens
Pants up. Don't poop.
Hey, how come this Offenders picture is NOT being displayed in the Newsmedia, just like a Police Officer would be?
Double Standard!
This would not be the first investigators to shit them selves , a copper in 18 on midnights (former ops investigator) shit in the back of a wagon !
1/03/2015 10:43:00 AM
The Mad Shitter! He would shit all over the place like a dog marking his territory. Was dong it in the Academy too.
Watch Commander got a CR. Guy in the Academy found out and they all moved to fire him. He had a lot of other issues. He sued and lost, thank the stars.
1/04/2015 01:56:00 AM
How would that doom us? I rode a f'in BMX bike when I was young...does that make me some crazy ultra lefty commie? Now I've moved on to mountain bikes...maybe I should've just gotten huge and done nothing...convoluted old man logic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNqhprxMy6c
sounds like a typical 19th ward political arrogant hack f-ck him
Regardless of the individual's position, he deserves due process. I request all POs think about this concept before giving judgement. Is OPS the enemy - sometimes. Is OPS the friend - sometimes. I have had numerous cases for which I have been called to OPS/IPRA. Overall, I have been given a fair shake by them. We all know if a case hits the media, it brings nothing but problems. Let calmer heads prevail, and put an end to this!!! - Signed a PO with 20 years.
I expect his mugshot and home address to be published in the papers.
I'm Retired.I might put my resume in now that a spot may be open.
Anonymous said...
Sounds like an issue for FOP. They should make hay over anyone in IPRA who has been arrested.
1/03/2015 08:39:00 AM
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Excellent point. So where is FOP???
Where is the Press Conference to point this "unprofessional-ism" out?
If I was a Union Leader, I would be ALL OVER that.
Evidently, "union leader" is an oxymoron in Chicago.
Keep up the pressure. Get some more dirt on this bastard. Anonomously barrage the media with it until somebody picks it up.
He's going to take out his bad attitude on those he can, and we all know who that is.
1/04/2015 01:56:00 AM
How would that doom us? I rode a f'in BMX bike when I was young...does that make me some crazy ultra lefty commie? Now I've moved on to mountain bikes...maybe I should've just gotten huge and done nothing...convoluted old man logic.
The skateboarder was doing a dangerous thing, endangering himself and other citizens. He had absolutely no common sense. That was my point. I am not an old man. I think skateboarding at 30 years old in rush hour traffic, shows bad judgement. That is why there was a law against it. I don't like someone with bad judgement reviewing me. You are the one with convoluted logic. I didn't say he was a leftie. I wonder the number of times of made a comment now and have been slammed because I signed it retired? You don't even see the humor. All you can think about is throwing the insult.
Retired
Some of you, especially you retired fucks, have to get your head on straight. You know nothing about this guy. From what I've learned, he happens to be a good guy. Every single one of us in uniform have fucked up in one way or another - and more than once during our tenure. I've dealt with OPS/IPRA investigators that know bullshit from bullshit. Sustained cases get reviewed by many sworn ranks before being administered. The percentage of sustained findings are hilariously small, so IPRA is really more an ally than an enemy. I'm tired of hearing from retirees who spent thirty years on the job drinking "special" coffee from their thermos bottles and taking naps on the job who are now trying to hang someone for having an extra drink on NYE. You know who you are you fuckers.
HA HA, Mr. Poopy-Pants...
To:1/05/2015 08:03:00 PM
You are the pot calling the kettle black. You don't know anything about the "retired fucks" of whom you speak. Since I am the only one who posted with "Retired" on this thread, You think everyone drank and was a dog and went to the hole. You are badly mistaken. I never made a comment about the IPRA guy. I spoke of an incident that happened 28 years ago that was supposed to be humorous. So attack me because I'm retired. You can't possibly be the police. If you are, you are a sad case. Another person making a comment to a comment and never reading or comprehending the original posts. Too funny.
Retired
No mercy or pity.
Subject him to the same "justice" a copper would get...
"Why are you wanting to see a man's life destroyed?
That's cruel!"
What had happened was...
Retired, maybe you need to put on the bifocals and see what a post by "happily retired" wrote. You aren't the only retired copper writing here and to think that I attacked you because you are retired makes you sound batty . And yeah, I know much about the 'retired fucks' that I spoke of. Too much. This is an old story now. A suspension will be levied and he'll be reviewing investigations in February.
Yes but happily retired was just asking for his job. You still attacked me, when I didn't attack your IPRA buddy. Sorry I don't wear bi-focals. You are once again attacking retired coppers. You can have the last word everyone knows what you are. You are not the police.
Retired
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