Damn Amish!
- Authorities in the heart of Ohio's Amish country say they arrested more than 70 people in a raid at a weekend party in a field that was expected to attract hundreds of Amish youth.
More than 40 officers converged Saturday on the Hardy Township field after concerned parents notified the Holmes County sheriff's office of a large party expected to attract over 1,000 Amish from Ohio and neighboring states.
Investigators say 73 people, including 35 juveniles, were taken into custody and charged with underage consumption of alcohol.
Some also face charges of resisting arrest, and two were taken to a hospital for alcohol related-illness.
Hopefully, these crazy kids don't discover the big city.
Riddle: What goes "Clop, clop, clop, clop, BANG! BANG! Clop, clop clop"?
Answer: An Amish drive-by.
Riddle: What goes "Clop, clop, clop, clop, BANG! BANG! Clop, clop clop"?
Answer: An Amish drive-by.
Labels: out-of-state
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
35 Comments:
Rumspringer!!!
At least the parents were concerned enough to call in the law.
There is a town in Indiana - Shipshewana - where you can go see the Amish lifestyle.
(about 35 miles East of South Bend)
It is pretty interesting and the Hudson Car Museum is right there as well (if you remember Hudson - which later became American Motors)
A different place to visit but interesting because the only "drive-bys" are those Amish going to market. A really nice place to take your family and show them a quiet peaceful type of town.
Why is there an orange triangle on the back of the buggy?
If you hit it with a baseball, you dump the driver into a tank of water.
What's next senior citizen centers rioting due to no Polident and Geritol.
Omigod. UNDERAGE DRINKING!!! The horror of it all.
Meh.
Hey, pfft, I think I see Robert Mitchum draggin a doob.
Sounds like something normal kids would do instead of shooting and killing people.
Those bastards!
They let the kids experiment until 16. Then they have to make a decision. Either follow tradition or make their way with the rest of society.
How many were shot and killed or wounded at this party?
It must have been horrendous, all those teens, alcohol and a hot Summer Night.
What? No one was shot? How could that be?
Hahahaha an amish drive by Hahahaha thank you for the silliness
Compare and contrast those funny yokels in Ohio with the Sophisticated NYC,
http://nypost.com/2016/09/06/de-blasio-did-nothing-to-stop-lawlessness-at-jouvert-festival/
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Serious Question,
Could the Chicago PD even put 3,400 Cops on the strret, much less 3,400 in One Neighborhood for a festival and patrol the rest of the city? What will happen if there is a Chicago 9/11? Or even a Chicago Ferguson?
Or should I assume when it hits the fan, I am on my own?
So was this like some adolescent mennon folk twittered a meet-n-prayer at a township lot and it went virile orgy?
Sounds like my teenage youth growing up in Canaryville. Good times!
Did they blame the police, guns, or society for their actions?
This must be the fault of alcohol. Bring on the stronger regulations.
Amish teens are allowed to do whatever they want for a year. It's a traditional rite of passage known as Rumspringa. The idea is that they go complete libertine ("English"), but will return to the Amish fold once they get it out of their system and realize it's pointless. Some kids come back.....others don't.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumspringa
There's an interesting documentary about it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_Playground_(2002_film)
#AmishLivesMatter
Or should I assume when it hits the fan, I am on my own?
9/07/2016 03:01:00 AM
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Buddy, if you don't realize you are ON YOUR OWN by now, you're asleep at the wheel.
A Chicago 9/11 would probably be immediately followed by a long period of rioting and an "unpaid for shopping spree" (looting). In that scenario, you WILL be on your own and you better be armed fairly well if you want to protect what you have.
House defense - shotgun, rifle(s), and multiple handguns. Think Josey Wales, not Mr. Bean. Those in Yuppie neighborhoods in Chicago would be hit hard as they think they are living in some safe place. Same with those in places like Naperville and other suburbs (like the North Shore) who think crime happens somewhere else.
(How many times you see some Soccer Mom on TV commenting on a triple murder in her posh neighborhood saying, "Things like this NEVER happen around here.")
It happens!!
Why don't they like moustaches?
Hey, hey, hey -
Don't make fun of the Amish or they'll be doin donuts in your neighborhood too!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eoVCbSNSk8
Bet the Amish vote Trump from lying hillarys coughing fits and health problems, to her inability to tell the truth now more being revealed on her lies and cheating:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/09/07/assange-says-clinton-leaks-might-come-as-early-as-next-week.html
She is running for her very freedom knowing that when trump takes the office she will go to prison, along with bill her entire criminal enterprise, bet the reach goes to people around her, could it reach rahm and his crew? Finally some justice!
>>>>> 'Authorities in the heart of Ohio's Amish country say they arrested more than 70 people in a raid at a weekend party in a field that was expected to attract hundreds of Amish youth. ... concerned parents notified the Holmes County sheriff's office of a large party expected to attract over 1,000 Amish from Ohio and neighboring states.' <<<<<
Ah! Ohio Amish, that figures. Those rascals get into all kinds of mischief. Especially that Merlin fella whose in charge. He'll do almost anything to make a buck for himself, instead of putting it towards 'Amish Aid'. (Merlin even 'pimps out' his Buggy)
This would never happen in Pennsylvania's Amish country, like around Intercourse, PA (real city), where Levi runs Amish Aid. They're more traditional than Ohio and Indiana Amish. Pennsylvania Amish men only wear white shirts, but in Ohio & Indiana the men wear brightly colored shirts like Strawberry & Yellow.
But even then, no Amish get as WILD as those renegade Mennonites. After a rousing night of BINGO anything can happen with those guys. And usually does.
BTW, there's a simple way to tell when an Amish Male is single......
......his sheep are nervous. (Baaaaa..!!)
(seriously, married Amish men wear beards, single men do not)
Are the Amish now democrat voters?
Anyone want to guess who started the fracas?
(No, it wasn't Mose or Malachi)
3400 cops on the street that were told not to enforce the laws what could possibly go wrong.
"Investigators say 73 people, including 35 juveniles, were taken into custody and charged with underage consumption of alcohol."
Big deal.Waste of resources......
Cousin Jake said...
Rumspringer!!!
9/07/2016 12:11:00 AM
Not all Amish orders practice Rumshpringa.
So your not allowed to consume alcohol on private property?
OH MY GOD, the Amish are out of control! I was going to retire in Hardy Township and now there's no way. LMAO!
Sounds like shroot farm
There's an Amish rite of passage known as Rumspringa, which roughly translated means "running around". Usually during the teenage years and up until they're 21 Amish youth are given a lot of freedom to go out and explore the world, party, etc. At some point, though, they need to make the decision whether or not they want to remain with the Amish community.
Really though, it's those shiftless Mennonites you have to worry about.
Mordichi and Jebdiah at it again, damn Amish.
"Anonymous Not Barney Fife said...
There is a town in Indiana - Shipshewana - where you can go see the Amish lifestyle.
(about 35 miles East of South Bend)
It is pretty interesting and the Hudson Car Museum is right there as well (if you remember Hudson - which later became American Motors)
A different place to visit but interesting because the only "drive-bys" are those Amish going to market. A really nice place to take your family and show them a quiet peaceful type of town."
If you're going to go to Shipshewana or for that matter, Mishawaka or Nappanee, don't miss the Amish-run Rise 'n Roll Bakery & Deli (http://risenroll.com/). They created a Cinnamon Caramel donut that is stunningly delicious and as addictive as Crack. It's amazing.
Insane Unknown Maniac Amish Nation. They actually use pitch forks not just throw them up.
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