Saturday, December 24, 2016

Repurposing Snitch Boxes

Three or four years ago, the Department ordered a bunch of locking steel boxes that were supposed to be mounted on lampposts and telephone poles in the ghetto where citizens could provide tips and clues about homicides and such, circumventing the "no snitch" culture.

Needless to say, after receiving about 20 metric tons of ridicule and derision, not a single snitch box ever saw the light of day.

But that changes today! Word is that in addition to the "hotline" to report corruption, snitch boxes will be installed in the offices of each District Commander, in addition to the officers of each Deputy Chief, Chief, Director and Superintendent. To ensure the safety of said boxes, each will be monitored 24-7-365 by closed circuit security cameras and a security keypad where you will be required to enter your PC# and provide a thumb print of retinal scan. And finally, a small dwarf will reside inside the snitch box and photograph you through the slot to ensure the complete integrity of the process.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where are you sweet Rahm?

12/24/2016 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seems like Communism.

12/24/2016 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank the good Lord that "Patches" BC left us for K9, otherwise he would fill that box himself the little weasel.

12/24/2016 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...And Rahm rides by on a unicycle with no seat
and a flat tire, wearing a mask and a bright
green unitard with black question marks all over
while juggling flaming bundles of $100 bills...

Laugh clown, laugh...

12/24/2016 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous BIG Spender said...

HEY, you could have used those boxes as a "Letters for Santa" toy drive. Or something positive?

It is funny. When watching what is going on at a National Level in trying to get the country back on the right track, you see BIG change.

When you look at Chicago, it is still going ass-backwards.

I wonder why?

12/24/2016 02:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Not a Gold Star said...

Code of silence?

How about creating a "Code of Competence"??

Now THAT would scare the crap out of some people.

12/24/2016 02:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a Fuck'n joke this Department has become.

12/24/2016 02:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can We have these Boxes also set up in the City Counsel Chambers , In Court Rooms ,in Lawyers Offices , In Judges Offices , In The Feds Offices , Every Job In America has there Code Of Silence. Judges Protect Judges, Lawyers Protect Lawyers , You protect your own people you work with , "Your A Team as they say " that they always want you to be. Work Together They Say ,,,, FUCKIN HYPOCRITES

12/24/2016 04:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT, but at least there's this..,

It may not change things a whole bunch here, but at least it's a start.

12/24/2016 04:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you want a new union now it the time to send around a petition

12/24/2016 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and let's not forget to install one at 35th & Michigan!

12/24/2016 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous JonnieDougs said...



Wishing all of you a very Merry Christmas and a safe New Year!!!


12/24/2016 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most of your info is correct. Except there will not be dwarf inside. Got it from a reliable source it will be an elf.

12/24/2016 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I need a container from my son Pokemon card too!

12/24/2016 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this what WeeZee and ReRun were planning while in Rome free airfare,hotel, meals, transportion.........

12/24/2016 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snitches get stitches!! Al Capone

12/24/2016 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love it when Patti Blagovitch gets on blog about getting her husband out of the joint!!

12/24/2016 07:51:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I like small dwarves.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/24/2016 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will the Snitch Box Photographer position be a bid spot or a management spot?

12/24/2016 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Navy has proven that such boxes are good for morale.

12/24/2016 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who do these complaints go to?
When I snitch on an IAD member, do they get it?

I'll go to the FBI, if it needs snitching.


12/24/2016 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look like the Foxes will be guarding the Chicken coop!

12/24/2016 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Need to load it with names of former bartenders turn physicists

12/24/2016 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every Job In America has there Code Of Silence.

It really is that simple. People can pretend they don't know this, all they want. But pretending doesn't make it any less so.

12/24/2016 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jesus, i thought you were serious..........

12/24/2016 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will that Dwarf be sworn...?

12/24/2016 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to all in blue and please watch out for each other.

12/24/2016 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What imbecile is responsible for those boxes ?

12/24/2016 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I have one of these, someone keeps stealing my lunch.

12/24/2016 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Low wattage leadership (merit=unqualified) at it again. Bunch of morons pretending they know what they are doing. So obvious to the thin blue line that they have gone fetal to protect themselves from these bosshole morons.

So sick of it. Pandering mayor has driven the real police into self protection mode. We need a call to arms. All retirees need to place a wedding dress or similar in the attic of their city property or obtain residency in the city so that their vote will change the direction of this department. You have two years. Think about it.

12/24/2016 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rahm would take offence to the term dwarf if he weren't such a twerp of epic proportion...

12/24/2016 10:34:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

Merry Christmas everyone. Stay Safe out there today and tonight.

And for you officers working 1st Shift later on -- Keep an eye out for Santa and his sleigh tonight and early morning. And don't freak-out if you see him crawling through any Second Floor Windows. Now that Fireplaces & Chimneys no longer exist he has to get those presents, and lumps of coal for the bad people (and folk), in the houses and apartments somehow :-)

Squad: 11-Adam ;-)

12/24/2016 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas/Happy Holiday to all the first responders keeping us safe today and everyday. More than you know, you are all greatly appreciated! Be safe. A citizen

12/24/2016 11:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The S.S. Rat Ship - at the helm, Admiral WetSpongehead Special Ed.
The bloated scallawag has succumbed to scurvy.
Time to walk the plank you deranged turnip.
Looking forward to seeing Granny Clampett aka Miss Gulch in 2017 is going to an even bigger disgrace to a once proud outfit.

Stay Fetal and let the warmer weekend work magic on the idiot.

12/24/2016 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Work - Fetal Works !!! 2016 Arrests down 28%
Puddin'head Special Ed:
“We want to arrest the right people at the right times for the right reasons,” Johnson says. “But just indiscriminately stopping people? No. We cannot arrest our way out of this.”

Hey Jugghead, "out of what" ? Please elaborate.

Great job, Stay Fetal & let the Head roll.

12/24/2016 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can the firemen use them?

12/24/2016 03:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make another unit to POlice these boxes...

12/24/2016 03:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


12/24/2016 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really just shows the people in charge honestly have no clue about police work. They absolutlely have no idea

12/24/2016 11:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it's time blue shirts let all these political hack bosses know that we've had enough of their bullshit. They think it's back to business after all the shit they pulled on us. Go out and get me numbers...Fuck You. Bosses are shit, Mayor is shit, and FOP is shit. Now go get some impounds and ANOV'S for your merit supervisors that wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

12/24/2016 11:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'" working 1st Shift"
what job are you on?

12/24/2016 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The JJ Fish snitch box is back!


12/25/2016 05:10:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

Anonymous said...
'" working 1st Shift"
what job are you on?
12/24/2016 11:38:00 PM

Yeah you're right, should be 1st Watch, so excuse fuckin' me.

Squad, 3-Radio, Call for backup. (ho-ho-ho)

12/25/2016 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know NOTHING. I saw NOTHING and I hear NOTHING. Words of wisdom.

12/25/2016 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget the merit Sgt,Lt.,Capt,and Commander in charge of that new specialized unit.

12/26/2016 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I know NOTHING. I saw NOTHING and I hear NOTHING. Words of wisdom.

12/25/2016 08:45:00 AM

Words of a coward. You are the prime example of why this department is clout centered and ass backwards. Evil will prevail as long as good people stand by and do nothing.

12/26/2016 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the "as long as it doesn't bother me" attitude. That is why we have come so long with the ways of the wicked. Sad.

12/27/2016 04:35:00 PM  

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