Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Picking up the Trash

Newly issued to CAPS officers around the city:


We've often heard people describe themselves as well paid garbage collectors taking out the trash. Looks like the Vanecko Plastic Receptacle Company has a new over-paid contract to fill.

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21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's great!

8/29/2017 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Send a few to 024 Caps...the parking lot could use some attention.

8/29/2017 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Picking up the Trash"

Call it what it really is, SCC...

Policemen reduced to virtual voodoo
conjure to ascertain which end of
a piece of shit is the clean end by which
to pick it up for proper disposal.

Wearing protective gloves is "Racist."

8/29/2017 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CAPS workers are doing a great job at staying fetal. Get over it!

8/29/2017 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Officer was just convicted, grab your brooms and stay fetal.

8/29/2017 03:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They're the smart ones. Better hours, less chance of getting involved in use of force litigation, same $.

8/29/2017 04:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vanecko???
As in; " Where's my stolen pension money, you thieving hump" Vanecko?!!!

8/29/2017 05:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always tell people who ask me what I do for a living?
I am a city garbage man.......


And I am proud of it

8/29/2017 07:08:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

I want two.

8/29/2017 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is hilarious.

8/29/2017 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vaneckos are wolves in sheep clothing

8/29/2017 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Son of Sir Donkey said...

Everyone wants to laugh and make jokes, but CAPS is serious business. Look at the poor guy from 025 CAPS office. He refused to sweep up by Lockwood and Crystal. The Cmdr heard about his disobedience and forced him to fight an attack dog with only half a protective suit. I think he's still looking for a plastic surgeon willing to take on the tasking of fixing his injuries.
Consider yourselves fortunate to be in patrol with 2 personals and a 30min lunch. In CAPS you get 2 brooms and a garbage pail...or else you get the hell hound.

8/29/2017 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOP should list every name , unit of assignment , watch , hours worked of all Police Officers that are not assigned to a District Beat or Tactical assignment
good guess would be more people assigned to second watch working inside a district , CPS school ,police headquarters , ERPS , Crime LAB , Narcotics ,COURT SECTION ,and other hidden units

8/29/2017 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those officers who cleaned that alley HAVE NO SELF RESPECT., they should have told that Sgt to piss off and ask to go back on the watch

My street is clean, everyone on the block takes care of the area in front of their house. Then again, we don't throw shit in the street and pick up the stray piece of paper and the garbage from the nearby Wendy's and McD's tossed from cars.

Many segments of society have no sense of respect for anybody or anything and it shows by how those areas look

8/29/2017 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait the people hiding in caps are the dumb ones???? Hahahah, yeah ok, go and play the dope game. I'll be more than happy to work Monday through Friday straight days. Call me anything you want I don't care one but. I've done 19 years on the street. I played the unit and tac game and now I did all I could to get in the caps office. It's all BS here but don't care. Pay me same as the hard charges, I get between 20-40 hours OT a period and life is good. Now go get those heads, Isrs and hump all day on that beat car.. yeah, I'm the dumb one though.

8/29/2017 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does that garbage can dispense yellow O.T. slips...... the CAPS officers are always "earning" OT.

8/29/2017 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CAPS - Chicago Alternative Public Servants.
"Take out the papers and the trash or you don't get no OT spendin' cash.
If you don't scrub that CAPS kitchen floor, you ain't gonna rock and roll Sat-Sun no more!
Yakety yak - Don't talk back! "

For the record, a Vanecko Mr.Trashy Roller Receptacle has four independant swivel wheels for getting around obstactales, an impenetrable and lockable lid, double lined with TeflonĀ® and doesn't squeak or bend under pressure.
Guaranteed to outlast any inclement shit storm.
Only $1799.99 each plus tax.
* Act now Buy 2 and get a free ShamWut Multi Mop for cleaning up the CAPS Sgt. office !!!
(just pay extra s&h processing fee)

8/29/2017 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

39 months to go!

8/29/2017 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember not too long ago SCC posted the obituary of a police officer that worked in the decoy unit in the 1970's. He would dress up as Superman and would hide until the bad guys tried robbing a fellow decoy officer posing as a piss bum.

Now we can have an 011th district Ranger, dressed up as Oscar the Grouch, hiding in a garbage can with a rifle!

8/29/2017 03:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I remember not too long ago SCC posted the obituary of a police officer that worked in the decoy unit in the 1970's. He would dress up as Superman and would hide until the bad guys tried robbing a fellow decoy officer posing as a piss bum.

Now we can have an 011th district Ranger, dressed up as Oscar the Grouch, hiding in a garbage can with a rifle!

8/29/2017 03:23:00 PM

That was Art Novit (RIP) ... true story.

8/29/2017 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nymous said...
Wait the people hiding in caps are the dumb ones???? Hahahah, yeah ok, go and play the dope game. I'll be more than happy to work Monday through Friday straight days. Call me anything you want I don't care one but. I've done 19 years on the street. I played the unit and tac game and now I did all I could to get in the caps office. It's all BS here but don't care. Pay me same as the hard charges, I get between 20-40 hours OT a period and life is good. Now go get those heads, Isrs and hump all day on that beat car.. yeah, I'm the dumb one though.
8/29/2017 11:15:00 AM

I always thought that both schools of thought and work ethics were retarded. Congratulations! You sound like you have spent your entire career being twice as dumb compared to most officers on this job. Nothing wrong with working a beat car and just handling assigned jobs. Any boss that tells me to bring them anything gets told to fuck themselves. What pussy district do you work in?

If those little perks that you brag about make it worth being around exempt members, then have fun buddy. Out of the 13 commanders and the various CAPS sgts I've met during my time on this job, I wouldn't want to talk to any of them for more then two minutes, much less be their 'Jam Boy.' Why am I wasting my time telling you for? You already admitted to playing the dope/numbers game. Keep on playing sucker

8/30/2017 01:32:00 AM  

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