Hahahahahahaha
This just might work:
Fleet is working all weekend to install the musical sirens.
Fleet is working all weekend to install the musical sirens.
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Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
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Speaking of "tak(ing) a knee", former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick has donated $25,000.00 to the Chicago-based militant group ASSATA'S DAUGHTERS.
Convicted Black Liberation Army (BLA) fugitive cop-killer Joanne CHESIMARD aka ASSATA SHAKUR escaped prison and fled to Havana, Cuba. She was the "soul" and "mother hen" of the Black Liberation Army which was responsible for the murders of over a dozen on-duty uniformed police officers.
YES - and tell the Offensive Line of the Bears to stand and lock arms in front of #8. Maybe he can throw the ball then.
(watched the first quarter of Thursday's game and turned it off when Packers scored 14. My Sundays are free now. Not wasting time to watch a 3-13 (maybe 4-12?) Bears team - whether they stand or not.)
Beverly Simmons is healthy enough to protest, but not well enough to work.
This is the advertisement on the website for six flags fright fest....
Fitting for what happened there recently....
I thought they were talking about Humboldt Park or some other part of Chicagos fine neighborhoods inhabited by democrats....
The park advertises Fright Fest as a “spooky time of year” when “zombies and ghouls take over the park.” It began Sept. 16 and runs through Halloween.
“The stuff of nightmares lurk around every corner as the dark of night washes over the park,” the park’s website says. “The ghouls are set free for their daily hunting rituals. BEWARE! There is no place to hide!”
They have to be talkin bout the west side.....
GREAT SCOTT!!!
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!!!
The use of force training showed videos of the most black and white, clean examples of when to use force. It was apparent that these are textbook examples, and discussion isn't even warranted because everyone agreed on the force used.
Every working or former working P.O. understands that every TRR isn't so black and white or looks so perfect on video. This is a big problem with the class, that the instructors didn't/couldn't dissect a TRR scenario that may not look good to COPA or the public, and then explain why it was a good use of force.
One thing that was suggested was something that the Brits use to keep youngsters from hanging around storefronts. Called "The Mosquito" it emits a high pitched noise that bothers young people but older folks can't hear.
Try putting that on squad cars to break up unruly crowds.
What I suggested is playing Lawrence Welk music.
Most of you kids have no idea what that means.
WeeZee marries ReRun today, ReRun really is stupid!
Good one , put a smile on my face. Thanks
Great idea just might work.
More fake news disproved! It won't matter to the kneelers!
What do you think would happen here? The officers would still be stripped...
(From the Tribune sports section)
NFL NOTES
Vegas police: Officers OK in detaining Bennett
News services
The head of Las Vegas police said officers acted appropriately and professionally last month detaining Seahawks defensive end Michael Bennett after a report of gunfire at an after-hours club on the Las Vegas Strip.
Clark County Sheriff Joe Lombardo said reviews of hundreds of videos, including police body-worn cameras, found no evidence that officers racially profiled Bennett or used excessive force.
Lombardo said nothing has been found to support Bennett’s allegation, made on Twitter, that an officer put a gun to his head and threatened to blow his head off.
Hahaha good one.
that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
Get Down!
Chicago, the Musical
LMAO Good one SCC!
I like it!
Then this:
NFL player owes Las Vegas cops an apology, union leader says
http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2017/09/29/nfl-player-owes-las-vegas-cops-apology-union-leader-says.html
Look at all the trouble this multimillionaire lawyer has caused! From the idiot cappers kneeling to all those lost revenue for football which I am totally done watching or even talking about this punk need to get on his knees and pray for forgiveness from God and from police officers everywhere. This all needs to go on a multi millions of dollars to police memorial funds throughout the country!
Kapperdick and the rest of the hateful,racist,bigoted NFL rats have ruin the game of football
Fleet to Install. LOL Between the purchase, the work order and installation. It is a good 3 years out.
Outstanding!
Never give up your/our sense of humor - it's a tremendous weapon. It's also maybe the only way to stay sane in this insane world.
We've commissioned the great artist Farstar to make some humorous comics about the humorless Politically Correct Cultural Marxist American world.
Here's some of our/Farstars comics about CNN, Michael Moore and the Lib Left Dem/Cuckservative GOPs spouting nonsense about Russian conspiracies while they deny or ignore murder and mayhem here in the USA, mass 3rd world migration invasions of the West.
Enjoy and pass them on through your social networks before the likes of Mark Zuckerberg take down your/our Facebook, Youtube and Paypal accounts.
J Right
AllRight Chicago
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This kneeling stuff is just a smoke screen. Quote Hillary 'If Donald Trump gets elected we'll all hang' That quote should be played on TV 24 hours a day until they do hang for Treason. AMEN
Off topic, but beware the new policy after an officer involved shooting and the subsequent interview with a Sgt.
Oh my, too funny. Love it!! Thanks for the laugh; can use it.
OT
Saw the video of retired officers kneeling in support of the 6th district black panthers. Can they get any stupider. Must have been brought up at NOBLE meeting.
Reminds me of Yoda telling Luke “This is why you fail”.
Notice there were no white, yellow or brown officers there. This Dept is toast. As long as they keep pushing the division through identity politics, we all fail.
Watching the Packer game Jordie Nelson always has his hand on his Heart,Hes a good Ole Country boy,Not all NFL players are Shit heads, GO PACK GO.
Winner! You makes people's days brighter SCC. Thank you.
(OT) now this is hilarious, more bullshit more and more indoctrination into "we can't do anything ourselves:"
More colleges add free food pantries as ‘starving student’ cliche becomes reality
http://www.ocregister.com/2017/09/29/starving-students-no-longer-a-laughing-matter-as-free-college-food-pantries-spread/
The children of today so dependent looks like another scam! How many are here soaking up free college free food illegally? Maybe next food pantry have ICE park vehicles close bet that would cut this down!
I thank God every morning that Donald J. Trump is our President. He won't take shit from anyone and he tells it like it is. God bless you Mr. President!
Maybe the officers should file a lawsuit for defamation of character against them when Bennett made that allegation! Start fighting fire with fire.
When everything is racist, then nothing is racist
outside lookin' in said...
YES - and tell the Offensive Line of the Bears to stand and lock arms in front of #8. Maybe he can throw the ball then.
(watched the first quarter of Thursday's game and turned it off when Packers scored 14. My Sundays are free now. Not wasting time to watch a 3-13 (maybe 4-12?) Bears team - whether they stand or not.)
9/30/2017 01:13:00 AM
So it sounds like if the Bears were good you would be a big supporter of their cause. Typical.
Well Played
I dont see why. Only a fool would chase anyone these days for any reason.
Anyone who still watches the nfl is a fool. They might start standing because they now realize their way of life may not be the same when money starts drying up. It's just a front they're putting on so the sheep keep supporting them. A majority of these guys are coddled from the time they are in late grammar school or high school then they go to big time football programs and further babied . A lot of these punks have been millionaires longer then they have been anything else. 32 teams and maybe 6 are worthy of being considered quality teams. Wake up stop supporting scum.
Ugh, ANYTHING other than the CPD ambulance sirens. I live right by both Ashland and Clark and even if it's 3 am on a weekday, they blare those goddamn sirens like the world is going to end.
BRILLIANT!!!! Especially with the "clientele" we primarily deal with.
But won’t that make all cars pull to the Left? Am I right?
wtf the retirees kneeling in front of HQ, all Black officers. Keep pushing the racial agenda. Disgusting .
On Friday evening during Chicago Week In Review-Channel 11, it was said that not only is COPA Chief Administrator Fairley leaving COPA, but so are the First Deputy Chief Administrator, the Senior Litigation Counsel and a Deputy Chief Administrator.
COPA is definitely bosshole heavy and the four absences will mean little minus or plus, beyond saving the expense of paying them. It seems the rats are jumping ship now instead of later when it is revealed COPA is a very expensive boondoggle created to chase and eliminate boogeymen that do not exist.
Until you are in a foxhole or have a family that is serving his country in one the national anthem will have very little meaning for most people. Signed a African American Vet / Chicago Police Officer.....
to 2.18— -you are the idiot who chose to live next to a big, busy firehouse, ever think that the idiots driving around there are clueless?
I hate to admit it..this is funny. LMAO
Anyone who still watches the nfl is a fool. They might start standing because they now realize their way of life may not be the same when money starts drying up. It's just a front they're putting on so the sheep keep supporting them. A majority of these guys are coddled from the time they are in late grammar school or high school then they go to big time football programs and further babied . A lot of these punks have been millionaires longer then they have been anything else. 32 teams and maybe 6 are worthy of being considered quality teams. Wake up stop supporting scum.
9/30/2017 01:20:00 PM
They may have been coddled and babied but they sure as shit have never been educated. 1,000 illiterate millionaires jamming their views down everyone's throat. Doesn't get more enjoyable then that. Yea, let me get my NFL jersey out of the wash so I can wear it out in public.
Eddie Johnson wedding at the Renaissance hotel downtown..... Anyone not get their invitation...... Two special details working on the clock for it.
The city can get a good deal on used musical devices from old GOOD HUMOR TRUCKS.
And we can drive just as fast as a G.H. truck to our calls.
Ya want a Fudgecycle or Tuti-fruti?
Police work as we once knew it is dead! Rapist, murders and Police killers have the upper hand! Thanks to the Democrats and Rahm........
That's why all who can retire do! I'm counting down seven years and moving from this god forsaken place.
Professional athletes are, for all intensive purposes, entertainers. They would not be making any money playing children's games if people did not pay to see them. People pay to be entertained. At the end of the day, they are no different than tap dancers, comedians.... court jesters.
The NFL provides them a stage on which to perform their athleticism, and people pay to see them on that stage. So them using the stage provided by their employers to engage in political statements defeats the purpose of that stage. I for one watch sports because at the end of a long day of doing WORK, I want to be entertained. I don't want to be subjected to the political statements of sycophants.
If they want to make political statements, let them do it on their own time, like during the nine months of the year when they aren't working/entertaining.
That said, the NFL is more to blame for allowing them to make political statements on a stage for which I am paying to be entertained.
Don't blame the players, who are so naive that while in London, they kneeled during their own country's national anthem, but stood up during the British anthem--the anthem of the very country which made a fortune engaged in the slave trade in colonial and pre-colonial days. More ships during the hey days of slavery sailed under a british flag than probably any other country back then. But the descendants of those slaves now stand for that country's anthem??? Pure naivete; uneducated idiots.
Blame the NFL for not putting a stop to this. Football is a purely American game for which Americans pay good money to see and it has always begun with a patriotic display to the flag which is the world-wide symbol of this country. Blame the NFL for allowing their stage to be turned into a political stage.
Disrespecting the American flag is like biting the hand that feeds you.
I saw the video of the retired Black coppers taking a knee at HQ and first of all I honor their service. To do the job over the years had to be very hard in different times, BUT what was missing is the call for Black Men to start raising their families. When immigrants from Non-English speaking places come this place and thrive it should send a message. There's a simple formula to avoiding disaster and it simply involves staying home and interacting with and raising your kids. Until these stupid displays are just that...stupid.
Disrespecting the American flag is like biting the hand that freed you.
9/30/2017 01:13:00 AM
So it sounds like if the Bears were good you would be a big supporter of their cause. Typical.
9/30/2017 12:22:00 PM
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To answer your question-
If they were good - it would be worth watching them. They suck! Did you watch that first quarter?
As to them taking their knee (Which maybe is what you are referring to? - and they did not), I would stop watching them even if they were a 15-1 team. Would YOU?
NO ONE doesn't stand for the Anthem, unless you are a complete Jag-Off.
AND no one should support a team who does NOT respect the Flag and anthem. ANY team!! Even if it were your beloved Cubs.
And learn how to use a comma, Mr. CPS grad. TYPICAL!
Anonymous said...
More fake news disproved! It won't matter to the kneelers!
What do you think would happen here? The officers would still be stripped...
(From the Tribune sports section)
NFL NOTES
Vegas police: Officers OK in detaining Bennett
News services
The head of Las Vegas police said officers acted appropriately and professionally last month detaining Seahawks defensive end Michael Bennett after a report of gunfire at an after-hours club on the Las Vegas Strip.
Clark County Sheriff Joe Lombardo said reviews of hundreds of videos, including police body-worn cameras, found no evidence that officers racially profiled Bennett or used excessive force.
Lombardo said nothing has been found to support Bennett’s allegation, made on Twitter, that an officer put a gun to his head and threatened to blow his head off.
9/30/2017 06:17:00 AM
This bears repeating. Especially this >> "...reviews of hundreds of videos, including police body-worn cameras...", "... nothing has been found to support Bennett’s allegation, made on Twitter, that an officer put a gun to his head and threatened to blow his head off."
Eddie Johnson wedding at the Renaissance hotel downtown..... Anyone not get their invitation...... Two special details working on the clock for it.
9/30/2017 08:15:00 PM
What. The. Hell.
Yo, reporters, can you please investigate why the citizens of Chicago paid on-duty police officers to perform the function of private security for a WEDDING PARTY?
Ugh, ANYTHING other than the CPD ambulance sirens.
CPD has ambulances now?
When did THAT happen?
/sarcasm
All these poor, oppressed, mistreated NFL assholes are free to leave this country and take as many poor, oppressed, mistreated assholes with them they want.
Ah, still here? Must not be that bad, so that makes them liars!
J.J.
Anonymous said...
Eddie Johnson wedding at the Renaissance hotel downtown..... Anyone not get their invitation...... Two special details working on the clock for it.
9/30/2017 08:15:00 PM
What. The. Hell.
Yo, reporters, can you please investigate why the citizens of Chicago paid on-duty police officers to perform the function of private security for a WEDDING PARTY?
10/01/2017 02:14:00 AM
I agree total absolute abuse of power! My daughters getting married can we call Eddie and get free security? But then again what type of wedding needs armed security? That really says alot about the "guest list!"
Eddie Johnson wedding at the Renaissance hotel downtown..... Anyone not get their invitation...... Two special details working on the clock for it.
9/30/2017 08:15:00 PM
What. The. Hell.
Yo, reporters, can you please investigate why the citizens of Chicago paid on-duty police officers to perform the function of private security for a WEDDING PARTY?
10/01/2017 02:14:00 AM
Why would they want to upset the twerp murder mayor who okayed it...
Breaking news : Dr Suess was a racist lol is there anything or anyone that isn't racist. I love the grinch
i give a flying f-ck about eddie wedding i wouldnt go unless there was a merit promotion attached to it, besdes i didnt get invited to daley's daughter wedding or mattie cline's wedding you know what they can stick those weddings.
>>>Anonymous said...
Eddie Johnson wedding at the Renaissance hotel downtown..... Anyone not get their invitation...... Two special details working on the clock for it.
9/30/2017 08:15:00 PM
What. The. Hell.
Yo, reporters, can you please investigate why the citizens of Chicago paid on-duty police officers to perform the function of private security for a WEDDING PARTY?
10/01/2017 02:14:00 AM
I agree total absolute abuse of power! My daughters getting married can we call Eddie and get free security? But then again what type of wedding needs armed security? That really says alot about the "guest list!"
10/01/2017 01:00:00 PM<<<
I don't like Eddie Johnson and I'm not on the guest list. Consider the guest list.
But can you imaging the embarrassment if this event were crashed by Antifa or BLM or some other assholes. They have to be guarded for that reason.
Congratulations and best wishes to your daughter. Hope the event goes off without a hitch. If you are worried about security invite a lot of your fellow officers. Just hope they stay sober.
One of the biggest 10-1s I ever went to was to was an out of control Polish wedding.
Ok let’s agree that many of the protesting NFL players have lived disadvantaged lives in the less desirable parts of our big cities. My question to them would be. What do you think would happen if you disrespected the colors of one of the big cities local social groups?
9/30/2017 01:13:00 AM
10/01/2017 01:58:00 AM
Please stop with the drunken comments.
Thank you, I needed a good laugh today.
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