Monday, March 26, 2018

Cancel the Library!

  • Archaeologists turned up remnants of the World’s Columbian Exposition of 1893, the fabled White City that drew millions of visitors to Chicago’s Jackson Park, as they scoured the site of the Obama Presidential Center and nearby parkland as part of the federal review of plans for the proposed complex.

    Among the artifacts are pieces of fair buildings — including red fragments that could be from one of the fair’s most notable structures, the multicolored Transportation Building by architect Louis Sullivan — and shards of cups and saucers that bear the mark of Chase and Sanborn, the fair’s official coffee supplier.

    The archaeologists also discovered animal bones, most of which they identified as waste associated with food eaten at the fair. But they dangled the possibility that some of the bones might belong to camels and reindeer that were part of the exotic attractions that lined the fair’s Midway. The creatures are said to have died during the event.
And it's a crime scene. Best bet is to cancel the Sparklefarts Library and leave the open parkland alone.

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60 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

put it in an outhouse

3/26/2018 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Christ.... all work must stop.
I hear it's also a wetland with an endangered owl.

3/26/2018 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about arrowheads?

3/26/2018 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s a crime. A crime I’ll tell ya. These Park people are messing up Rahm’s vision of Chicago’s future, even though he is from Wilmette. Daniel Burnham stated “free and clear.” Rahm just states “let’s make Chicago Naperville, starting with the rollout of the new police cruisers.

3/26/2018 01:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bullshit! No mention of chicken bones, bird skeletons,
small glass bottles for cocaine and morphine, Sherlock
Holmes pipes.

3/26/2018 02:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you call a library with no books or documents?

3/26/2018 02:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was hoping they would build it in Hawaii.
That would give me an excuse to visit Hawaii on my company's dime.
Nothing personal, but the only city's I don't want to visit are Chicago, Baltimore, And Detroit.

3/26/2018 02:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago was home to a serial killer during the
1893 World's Fair

3/26/2018 02:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They can put the camel bones in the 'no paper documents' library next to the picture of the flying pyramids. The community demands there be no cover up of these historical truths.

3/26/2018 02:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And it's a crime scene. Best bet is to cancel the Sparklefarts Library and leave the open parkland alone.

Or simply rename it to exprez Obama Rama's Rare and unusual wasteland and recreational mini golf emporium...

3/26/2018 03:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

also it stated that they found voting boxes from city polling stations from the 1930s making HERBERT HOOVER president again,

3/26/2018 03:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought GREEN space was supposed to be preserved at all costs. The conservatives are destroying the environmnet after all. Oh wait, liberals have no principles. They just make up the rules as they go....its okay to destroy the green space and environment if its for a liberal cause. I could only imagine the outrage if park district property was going to be destroyed forever for a conservative cause or politicians library. 30 percent of you voted in the primary. Ignorance and laziness will destroy western civilization if you complainers dont wake up and do something about it.

3/26/2018 04:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic:
Did you see the 60 minute interview with Stormy Daniel’s. Her lawer is tied to Rahm Emanuel. The host even mentioned it in the interview. Interesting is it? Could there be something more?

3/26/2018 05:38:00 AM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

i think professors vanecko and daily see the significance of ancient chicago archaeology. finger is on the start button to the grant money generator.
just don't call it the white city. the locals might get crusty.

3/26/2018 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Real travesty is that Obama selected a NYC-elitist architectural firm to design this butt-ugly building, for a project that commandeers public lands, for a poorly-conceived structure that will provide zero genuine benefit to its south-side neighbors. Does Hyde Park/South Shore need a pyramid monument honoring Obama? No, of course not. It's just another sad chapter in the history of Chicago's woeful political morass. Could've selected a Chicago architectural firm. Could've programmed a "library" that contained educational and vocational-training facilities, located within Obama's neighborhood-organizing clientele, where genuine good could've occurred. This structure, after the initial opening-push occurs, will be as little-visited as Grant's tomb, a landscape folly, another political-fix project sold as "for the people" but serving only the politically-connected ultimately financially-rewarded clouted constituency.

3/26/2018 07:05:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Chase and Sanborn. Hmmmmmm. Coffee.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

3/26/2018 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amazing, they couldn’t build the “Starwars” museum on public land, but a library for a carpetbagger is ok?

3/26/2018 07:35:00 AM  
Blogger Colleen Green said...

Why is Obama called Sparklefarts? Please, I am dying to know.

3/26/2018 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mob probably dumped a few bodies there

3/26/2018 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...the fabled White City that drew millions..."

Next they'll start digging up Detroit.

3/26/2018 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would the people of the United States of America build a library for the only president that hated America and who destroyed cities and states.

3/26/2018 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the library with no books or papers, right?

and to

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Chicago was home to a serial killer during the 1893 World's Fair

3/26/2018 02:43:00 AM

They wrote a book about the serial killings during the worlds fair called DEVIL IN THE WHITE CITY - excellent on audio

3/26/2018 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At the dedication Barry will be in a tux.
For the after party Barry will go casual and
hob nob with Hollywood Democrats.
After dark, out on the back lawn, the smell
of marijuana will be in the air.
Same format as the Oscars.

3/26/2018 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should build this library west of the park. There is plenty of vacant lots and slum buildings that can be used. Build it close to the elevated CTA Line. Less cops will be needed to protect the tourists from being robbed

3/26/2018 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you call a library with no books or documents?

Obama's life story ?

3/26/2018 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not build it in 7th or 11th District for the folks to enlighten themselves. Or have it in a big tent that could be moved around the city for all the folks to get a chance to use it. What say Rum?

3/26/2018 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not ask the folks of Chgo where they would like it built?

3/26/2018 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An animal graveyard and a garbage dump. Status Quo

3/26/2018 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The libary will be if u will pardon the expression a big white elephant within 3 years.

3/26/2018 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they can cancel all plans for the outdoor shooting range because a rare bird flew there one day, they can cancel the library for this crap too.

3/26/2018 09:41:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Heavily bejeweled pimp scepters alongside Crown Royal bags containing gold teefuses of hoes that passed from the syphillis were also unearthed.

The Emanuel administration has retained Bishop Don Magic Juan as archeological consultant for $5 million dollars and all recovered artifacts will be prominently displayed at Personal Liquors at 4241 W. Madison once itemized and catalogued.

3/26/2018 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a library. A “Presidential Center”.

3/26/2018 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



"also it stated that they found voting boxes from city polling stations from the 1930s making HERBERT HOOVER president again,"

More likely they will find voting boxes from 1960 full of uncounted votes for Nixon.

3/26/2018 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you call a library with no books or documents?

3/26/2018 02:17:00 AM

(1) a lie-4-barry
(2) a faux-brary
(3) B. Hussein Obama's Carnival Funhouse (mirrors will replace the book shelves)
(4) Barry Sotero's Folly
(5) Fake on the Lake
(6) Nineteenth Hole (Thirty-Ninth Hole if there are two courses)

3/26/2018 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The least interesting President in American History, in his eight years, he has destroyed the intelligent community, his foreign policies (the red line BS) causing millions to die, caused racial tensions (the beer meeting at the White House, Ferguson) to be at an all time high and the releasing of drug dealers and reducing criminal sentences, which caused an increase in violent crimes and emboldened the criminals in the process. Why are we letting the beautiful Lake Front be occupied by a Library of one of the worst Presidents in our history.

3/26/2018 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Build a jail.

3/26/2018 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who feels this Library is a feeble attempt to give the Obama's a "legacy" ?
Chicago, and Illinois Democratic Politicians Enabled Obama to become president. While president he did "NOTHING" for Chicago and "Nothing" for the "Community". Now he wants and will "Jam" a "Library" down their throats. He and His Family wouldn't dare come back to Chicago to live. Too Dangerous! They will tear up Your Park and Neighborhood. Now you can pay to get into the Library, and it will help you understand, what a great president Obama was!
PS: Have a Nice Day !

3/26/2018 11:12:00 AM  
Blogger Jack Trumpblood said...

Mini golf kicks Ass!

3/26/2018 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why 39 holes? Because 37 and 38 are the outhouses!

3/26/2018 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
What do you call a library with no books or documents?


3/26/2018 02:17:00 AM

How many homeless people do you think are going to sleep there at night? Cause Barry was the greatest president in 100 years, and you are racist if you don't think so

3/26/2018 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The library will be the greatest collection of modern fiction ever assembled.

3/26/2018 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A really excellent book called, 'The devil in the white city'. About how the worlds fair was put together and built in two years and there was also a serial killer operating in the area at the same time. Back when there were white killers operating in the englewood area!

3/26/2018 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, just leave the open parkland alone. Maybe just rename Andrew Jackson Park (racist indian fighter, but good against bankers) to Obama Park.

Have the same Chinese Communist sculptor who did that God awful North Korean dictator statue of Martin Luther King Jr on the Washington Mall, have him do one big statue of Obama where the golden lady now stands and that's all.

The rest of the park remains the park - no 27 story high rise luxury condos, private parking spots for Obama's daughters, no closing of Cornell Drive with the terrible daily commute traffic jams.

It's like our city has gone Third World dictator where the ex dictator gets to take over some huge public, national game park and make it Idi Amin Park, Robert Mugabe land, Obama private wonderland with Tiger Woods championship golf course.

3/26/2018 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You racist!!

3/26/2018 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when it comes out in the future, which it eventually will, that Obama is not a U.S. Citizen, and is a Muslim Traitor- Fraud, the ever-so-stupid Democommunist City of Chicago will once again have egg all over its face, if they build that stupid, useless, White Elephant Obama Library in Chiraq.

3/26/2018 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

for about 15 years until I can blow this pop stand

3/26/2018 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry to keep putting this out there but. Someone HAS to build an Obama Presidential Wax Museum right next door. A) It would be just as authentic and relevant, in re-telling the history of his presidency . B) It would be more entertaining and get more foot traffic, than the Temple to BHO. C) It would have more employees from the neighborhood. D) It would be profitable. E) It would anchor the neighborhood for African Americans, so the U of C doesn't take it all. F) The minority owned, minority built, possibilities should bring in investors, and leverage against the potential of politicians trying to stop it. ... That's what you do for a Presidential Library with no books or documents!

3/26/2018 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No doubt those eaten pieces of bones were from the experiments that sick shit did on the people he kidnapped. Gassed them and dissected their asses for sure. Dumped the bones in the foundation before it was covered with concrete.

3/26/2018 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The fccking carpetbagging numbnut doesn’t even have the class or respect to live here, not even a sleepover twice a year.
He won’t even put up a visiting relative or two.
AirBnB that mofo. Pay your freight joe.

Rahm diverted pension and healthcare funds and laughs.
We will be paying big league in this landfill debacle.

But lo and behold...
There’s gold in that excavation.
Just look into who’s doing the digging...on City taxpayer coin.
Open invoice, blank check and pay as you go.

Oh sure, Rahmorroid says the obamaliberry itself won’t cost taxpayers a cent for that throwaway Cantonese (Szechuan?) food carton box that will be built.
Your Pritzkers, Kennedy’s, Griffins and Lucas’ will be footing the bill for the Lyin’ Hawaiian.
But oh that infrastructure, roads, lots, sidewalks, pipes, tubes, tunnels, led lights and mulch to disguise the pissbum turds...very costly up front and that’s just for the next 4 years during exploring and then construction.

Coming in September on the History Channel -
The Curse of oBama Liberry.

3/26/2018 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry to keep putting this out there but. Someone HAS to build an Obama Presidential Wax Museum right next door.

3/26/2018 02:10:00 PM

Better yet why don't they just put a cardboard cut out of O'Dumbo in the park wearing his golfing attire. There could be a plaque that says "Golf or bust, even when an American is being decapitated by ISIS". It has a nice ring.

3/26/2018 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will there be reporters to ask just why did he win a Nobel Peace Prize or why did he pull all the American Troops out of Iraq creating ISIS AND a humanitarian crisis larger than WWII? I’m sure there will be a Wing dedicated to HIS decisions to send WHITE HOUSE Delegates to the funeral of thugs who were rightfully killed by police. It makes me sick to think my tax dollars will be eventually used to fund this homage to an imaginary twit.

3/26/2018 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the old 006 can be a beauty school, why not make the old 007 into BHO's Temple?

It would save a lot of dough, which means there would be less moolah to steal.

3/26/2018 07:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You notice how Tiger is suddenly sort of healthy
now, after 4 back surgeries?
Full of pain killers & amphetamines like Kennedy.
A time to be sick, a time to be well.
A time to make money.

3/26/2018 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Props to FARTS on the Victorian prose.
More, please.

3/26/2018 09:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
put it in an outhouse

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Where it belongs.

3/26/2018 10:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry to keep putting this out there but. Someone HAS to build an Obama Presidential Wax Museum right next door.

3/26/2018 02:10:00 PM

Better yet why don't they just put a cardboard cut out of O'Dumbo in the park wearing his golfing attire. There could be a plaque that says "Golf or bust, even when an American is being decapitated by ISIS". It has a nice ring.


3/26/2018 06:02:00 PM


Since barry wants a million of himself bandy legging around the nation, a obama sperm distributary, as in, free obama sperm to all, would fulfill his desire to re populate the planet with his surrogates.

If barry can keep the supply topped up to meet the demand.....

3/27/2018 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the bones found during the dig will be on display next to Obamas birth certificate.

3/27/2018 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It has to be a racist thought to want to preserve the site of the "White City" and eliminate the Obama "presidential" center.

3/27/2018 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Heavily bejeweled pimp scepters alongside Crown Royal bags containing gold teefuses of hoes that passed from the syphillis were also unearthed.

The Emanuel administration has retained Bishop Don Magic Juan as archeological consultant for $5 million dollars and all recovered artifacts will be prominently displayed at Personal Liquors at 4241 W. Madison once itemized and catalogued.

3/26/2018 09:54:00 AM"

OK, that made me spit my coffee out. Thanks for the chuckle.

3/27/2018 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope this farce of a "library" could be designed along the same lines as Leavenworth. Then if a sudden storm of common sense ever struck the city, add a few bars and presto "The Chicago Hilton!"

J.J.

3/27/2018 05:08:00 PM  

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