Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Jail Camp Out!

We wonder if there will be s'mores?

$40? Is this one of the closed wings?

Or is there a "realistic" night at the jail with pizza and shower sex? Maybe a riot or a shanking, too?

UPDATE: It says "Chisago" right at the top and the star/shield are from Minnesota. Here's the article about it (we neglected to include it thinking everyone would have a laugh.) It was a throwaway article hoping people would think Toni and Tommy were raising money in a closed jail wing....hey, that's not a bad idea!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must be really boring there, eh?

4/11/2018 12:07:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

"Or is there a "realistic" night at the jail with pizza and shower sex?"

It's rumored The Keesing Bandit has inquired about getting a 'Speed Pass' for this attraction.

4/11/2018 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chisago County....Minnesota.

4/11/2018 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But you gotta travel up to Minnesota to be part of this...

4/11/2018 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Realistic night at the jail..."

Noodle pack tradin'.
Hair braidin'.
Toe-nail paintin'.
Other grown m/fers drawers washin'.

"An' dey bettah be "wite as snow."

Thus sayeth a no-ass-washin' m/fer...

Why not have the frustrated busters
down at COPA do a sleep-over with
their protected criminal constituency
kindred and acquaintances down at CCDOC?

"What up cuzzin!"
MAAANNN CUZ! Raycist Po-leece put a case on me!"

4/11/2018 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So I can eat any pizza I want on the taxpayer's dime, and masterbate in front of female staff and female attorneys.. where do I sign up

4/11/2018 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Appears to be from Minnesota...not Cook County.. although wouldn't put it past 'em to make a few bucks.

4/11/2018 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its in Minnesota, Chisago county
Probably much more delightful than here

4/11/2018 01:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Omg! Like of course.... count me in.
Will there be secure parking for my brand new suberoo?

4/11/2018 03:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sheriff waived the fee for sworn members of the CPD that are going to be charged under RICO act for tax fraud. He want to give back to the community on 005 allowing the police that whacked the treasury for 10 to 20 K a little flight night. Some of these copper' might not be seeing club fed but the real deal federal joint.

SCC remains the light of hope of real news.

4/11/2018 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a different story,,,News is that CPS has passed a ruling that allows them to have classes that teach about LGBT..WTF? Let not have classes on how to respond/deal with police in the community but lets teach about how to deal with the gay community. UN-FUKIN-BELIEVABLE !!!!! Who is going to teach that? Dr. Ruth Westheimer?

4/11/2018 04:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just think, some liberal will sign up and get traumatized over conditions.
Then a lawsuit will come. The county jail system will be shut down. Every arrestee will be given an I-bond, along with a promise to come to court.

4/11/2018 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What can go wrong?

4/11/2018 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they give us free pizza from Lou Malnati's I might go. But I suspect that that is reserved for felons.

4/11/2018 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This should be advertised nationally. Cheaper than a hotel, and they can share a pizza party with incarcerated relatives.

4/11/2018 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy is out of his mind this is a ploy to raise soda tax money. It will be all suburban liberals wanting to see how poor ghetto people get locked up by the racists cops. DART HAS TO GO.

4/11/2018 06:50:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Not too weird.

4/11/2018 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ChiSago (not ChiCago) County, Minnesota. Had me going there for a second . I’ll pass.

4/11/2018 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So it is in the new building and this will be used as a training session. Shouldn't they be paying for volunteers?

4/11/2018 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a good event for that PO AaaaahChooooo, From 006.

4/11/2018 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow we are saved 10 millions reasons why:
Billionaire Ken Griffin takes on Chicago crime with $10 million donation

When you read the story looks like more cameras, which as everyone knows do not prevent crime they are now "proactive" and the only thing using the word in this anti-police city being "proactive" is acne cream!

rahm says what:“I am excited about the early intervention technology to identify trends with officers and get them the help they need,” Emanuel said.

He said that will go toward satisfying recommendations from the U.S. Justice Department after a report last year found Chicago Police officers were engaging in a pattern of civil-rights violations.
So this some of this money will be used for going after coppers? How about this mayor when a police officer is involved in saving his/her life or lives of others and has to use deadly force instead of you mayor inviting the thugs families to city hall and giving them a big lunch in your private office,and they handing over a check for millions from the taxpayers, you mayor invite the coppers family over and give them compassion,and then with all this money plus you could chip in the tens of millions in your overloaded campaign funds you could show your pro-police and send that officer and his family to say Florida for that "30 day inside period" this would give the officer a chance to destress that would be "change we could believe in" and definitely help to "make Chicago great again!"

4/11/2018 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To add to this more bad news over/under on her running?

Police Board boss Lori Lightfoot says she’s considering mayoral run, but is ‘not there yet’

Best quote Lori says:
She said kids in some parts of Chicago don’t feel safe in their neighborhoods.

Well alrighty then, golly gee whiz Lori, do you think that possibly some of the reasons the "kids" are not safe is due to the policies that attack police officers,and the elected get on that high soapbox and have the owned by the democrats Chicago's very own dishonest media step in,and then they pontificate the bastardization of hard working officers!

What you say how is this crime getting more and violent and why are the criminals not all but a great majority Black? No it is not racism when it is the truth and Lori personally you and the rest "cannot handle the truth!"

Could this be because
*Tommy has pizza parties and goes after the cook county sheriffs for every infraction publicly?
*Kimmy downgrades and her states attorneys under her so called leadership don't push to keep the long rap sheet felons in jail?
*The judges who are told by their handlers the elected to "let them go free?"
*Toni the leader talks about "to many black and brown" in jail but fails to mention the many with long rap sheets
*Could many that are mentals who are slashing and killing people downtown don't have mental health clinics to go to after the mayor rahm closed how many again?
*You Lori saying things about police in this city that are derogatory as you pander for acceptance?
*Surely much more but use above to start your "show prep" when you get with the media owned by the democrats here!

4/11/2018 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) isnt the mayor talking about hiring more parking enforcement people to write more tickets in the better neighborhoods to further take money from them? why not use these?:

Traffic camera in New Orleans giving speeding tickets to parked cars

4/11/2018 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

It's Minnesota. They probably feed you lutefisk and force you to watch Cohen brothers movies.

4/11/2018 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You want to spend a night in Cook County Jail?? All you gotta do is get caught with a gun, kilt someone, stab someone, rob someone or shoot someone. Hold on. Who am I kidding. Those things don’t get you anything anymore. Gets you a recognizance bond. Spend the $40.00.

4/11/2018 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the film of the night? Escape from Alcatraz? Shawshank redemption? Or maybe something from the bijou for the bandit?🤔

4/11/2018 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Citizen Richard said...

They tried to combine it with the Burge piece, but these two subjects would leave no time for readin, and rappin as they would take up the entire school day. So kids, forget about reading.
And I am paying for this shit as I send my kid to private school to avoid this shit.
I hail from the land of Mayor Marion Barry. They don't teach "mayor's who have been busted piping up" in DC schools. They have their own brand of BS.

4/11/2018 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oooh yeaa I’m going to recreate that scene from Silence of the Lambs.

4/11/2018 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In Crook County this would be the equivalent of an Adult themed Scared Straight.

4/11/2018 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think twice about visiting Cancun. 14 murders in 36 hours.

4/11/2018 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You get pizza and a large jar of pomade. You will need both

4/11/2018 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets send all those crooked City Council members up, they just might run into some relatives.

4/11/2018 03:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tax fraud is nothing to worry about. They clean out ur checking and savings accounts and take your house. Peeples on food stamps, Section 8 and Medicaid live better than most of the rest of the world. Just a bump in the road.

4/11/2018 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's not forget lube. The county's commissary has been known to run out of anal eaz.

4/11/2018 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For four years I held an Illinois drivers license that listed my City of Residence as "Chicsgo". I won more than a couple of free drinks off of bartenders who couldn't spot the typo.

Ahh... for four sweet years, life was a dazzling adventure !

- The Armchair Sentimentalist

4/11/2018 10:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do they have deep dish zza up in MN? How many pieces does the $40 cover? Do the tiers have their own pizza ovens?

4/11/2018 10:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’d rather go on the J Peterman reality tour and eat muffin stumps.

4/12/2018 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Learn how to become an inmate"
Weekends only. Learn basic inmate traits, talk like a inmate,how to walk with your pants half way down your legs. Learn how to make jailhouse food like, burritos, tacos and the ever popular "doughnut sandwich".

4/12/2018 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets add in pajama parties, party buses, watch parties and whatever else you can think of, because it would be a lot safer locked up in the County under these circumstances. Just think about it, you can be the Barn Boss for a night or the Booty Bandit. WTF

4/12/2018 11:15:00 PM  

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