Great Idea, Eh?
- With just weeks to go before legalization, the Vancouver Police Board approved on Wednesday a set of regulations for officers’ use of cannabis.
As per recommendations laid out in an August report by the Vancouver Police Department, the board rejected a 24-hour pre-shift period of abstinence in favour of a standard that simply states officers must arrive to work “fit for duty.”
So all you hosers out there better get your boxes of Twinkies and a bunch of back bacon ready for a long cold night of patrolling the Great White North. And maybe get uniforms with a bit of extra room in the waistline.
(yes we know Bob and Doug weren't stoners)
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
31 Comments:
That’s what it will come to here.
So they're gonna treat it like booze? Seems reasonable to me.
I bet that merit dic from 12 wishes he worked here
Maybe the guy who just pissed hot in the dicks class can look into a lateral transfer...
Maybe the copper from 012 can transfer there!
If they can't find you handsome they can at least find you handy officers.
If using cannabis to reduce stress or for PTSD symptoms works 50% of the time, i'm for it. Getting a text message that another officer or supervisor that works with us has taken their life is just adding to the illness for the rest of us on the job and our families. God knows that whatever we are doing now definitely isn't working and the city could care less. I would love to see the before and after of law enforcement suicide rate in Canada.
I think poutines are the way to go.......Love you Canada!
Bob McKenzie: Ok, all cops, get out of your cars.
[the cops get out of their cars]
Bob McKenzie: Ok, I want to take a head count. Like maybe we'll have some breakfast. Some back bacon sandwiches while we was waiting. Ok, another thing, you all went through the stop sign back there, and that's a moving violation, and my brother and I... we have a lot of parking tickets...
I loved Great White North skits on SCTV. I had their album too. Beauty, eh?
I visited out there years ago. Locals told me the city's nickname was Hongcouver--they have crime problems with Asian gangs.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
That’s what it will come to here.
9/30/2018 12:08:00 AM
Not before they fire most of the dept.....
Oh take off!
So the police can enjoy the same freedoms everyone else can? That’s crazy!
Take off you hoser!
Ok dere Pally. Most of us Skippers prefer da Molson. We are still afraid of the dark though.
Instead of prisoner vans they are utilizing Cheech and Chong’s Big Bambu Van. Password will be Dave’s Not Here
“And all my cares go up in smoke.” Cheech Marin.
I for one would be all for this. Cannabis should not be viewed as some hardcore drug. Its widely accepted to be on the job and go out together after work and crack a few beers. The fact that it's still illegal in the US is insane. I cant wait for retirement where I can smoke a vape and relax. Drinking sucks. I've never enjoyed it, never will.
"I spent all my time searching for beer...all the bowling alleys had been wrecked"
In my youth (until 30 yrs old) I found the use of cannabis was destroying my short term memory. And I saw it in others. I worked in a supervisory position over several pot heads, and none of them could remember shit for more than a few minutes. That did it for me.
+++++ ' ... the Vancouver Police Board approved on Wednesday a set of regulations for officers’ use of cannabis.' +++++
Not too surprising. Vancouver is Canada's version of Seattle and Portland or San Francisco but without the sidewalks covered in feces. It's full of liberal mush-heads who just talk a bit funnier when pronouncing vowels.
On the other hand, there's the Canadian city of Calgary, and as per the article linked below this Vancouver one, they just ruled that their Police Officers are forbidden from using pot, period. Calgary police to ban recreational cannabis use for officers — even off-duty
So like I found this mouse in my beer bottle and like my friend, who is a cop, told me I should get a new case of beer. For free!
was bob and doug drinking old style specials from wallgreens?
Jelly donut, coming at you.
Is weed cheaper than Marlboro or Kools’ loosies?
It’s only weed, CPS allows it.
CTA will want in.
I swear my mail carrier is already K2 compliant.
Not so subtle message in the background, hoser.
There will be more excuses for low testing scores, attention disorders, eating disorders, tardiness, o-t-j “accidental” use, driving etc.
The shit they put out there these days are medically dangerous as are the elected that approve these asinine laws.
Clue: Prickwrinkle wants legalization.
And on top of it all, y’all gonna make that Random Drug Unit grow into 1,000 daytime dolly spots.
They’re already slow enough and overworked doing 10 a day, 2-3x a week.
Dope is for dopes.
Can we get that here???
765B
"Strange Brew" was one of the greatest movies of all time. Up there with Gone With The Wind and The Godfather, you know, eh?
Anonymous said...
In my youth (until 30 yrs old) I found the use of cannabis was destroying my short term memory. And I saw it in others. I worked in a supervisory position over several pot heads, and none of them could remember shit for more than a few minutes. That did it for me.
9/30/2018 08:54:00 AM
I strongly believe it effects different people in various ways. It used to mess me up a lot more than it did my friends, and not in a good way. Was never a huge fan of it. And that was the old stuff. This stuff now is way, way stronger. Something I can easily take a pass on.
The good oils and edibles have been on the street here VIA Denver for quite sometime.
Beware of those edibles and only eat the recommended amount!
Cant wait to see the first CPD cruiser rolling down the block with smoke poring out the windows. It would make fetal a lot more fun. Just think of all of the things you would laugh at instead of writing tickets you could roll a fatty with paper. Them Canadians maybe on to something.
Tried the stuff when I was young. Remembering what I was like when I was high, the fewer copies of me running around inflicting their utterly worthless selves on society the better.
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