Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Funny Story

Forwarded to us by a regular:
  • A couple of exempts were discussing how much longer Special Ed could hang onto his job, given the constant state of Chicago's gutters running with blood.

    One exempt said Groot was a great fan of Special Ed's - he does what he's told, shuts up when he should, takes the blame for all sorts of stuff that would demoralize a lesser man with an actual spine.

    In fact," said the exempt, "Ed is the only Johnson she's ever liked."
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49 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep your day job. Stick to police work.

7/30/2019 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"she likes her some johnson " now that thars funny, i dont care who you are ! ! !

7/30/2019 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bwahahahaha!

7/30/2019 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sock Puppet.

7/30/2019 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've noticed good ole ed has been quiet lately and not in the news or ripping the Democratic machine lately. Ole girl took over & checked his ass

Poor ball-less Ed

7/30/2019 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I speak for everyone when I say: I’m fucking tired of this bullshit narrative.

7/30/2019 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent! Made me laugh out loud. But that means specialEd is useful to the Groot until May 2023? Fuck.

7/30/2019 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Johnson is rarely firm and straight to the point. Usually he is limp in his response and is in need of constant hand holding in order to perform properly. Occasionally he is premature and spews his response in a uncontrolled manner thereby disappointing all concerned.

Keep it up Ed, keep it up.

7/30/2019 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In fact," said the exempt, "Ed is the only Johnson she's ever liked."

I think this explains her animus to the Dicks, aka Detectives?

7/30/2019 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's funny considering Rahm told Lori to shut up about the McDonald video and she did.

7/30/2019 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yet, I’ve been told he’s toast as of August 1st. We shall see if my friend was full of it.

7/30/2019 02:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The American young man Stabber in Italy maintains
the po-po was strangling him. However, no marks on
his neck. Could drugs be involved or is he just another
(lying) Ugly American. Ladies and gentlemen, this young
man deserves electrocution.
John Arena, what say you? Mister Mutant Mushroomhead.
John Arena, former Chicago Aldercreature, MMM
Back to you, SCC

7/30/2019 02:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agreed on the Johnson remark... YET:

https://pics.me.me/big-johnson-s-bar-casino-johnson-iskey-liquor-up-30168339.png

Chicago is getting a casino soon...

7/30/2019 03:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our Mayor has done absolutely Nothing for this City or violence yet. When do you start playing like your in charge Mayor munchkin?

7/30/2019 03:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Took a second, but I see what you did there...

7/30/2019 04:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then i turned myself around?

7/30/2019 04:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ol larry “the clown” Lightfoot loves her puppet Johnson but she will put him on a shelf when she’s done! The clown and her puppet!

7/30/2019 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol!

Wasn't she interviewed on ch.11 where she said
that "CAN'T NO MAN tell me what to do!" in response
to her going off on the gentleman pleading for her
undivided attention at a city council meeting?

She's a shrill, nasty, militant little true believer
living out a belated revenge fantasy against her father
and other men from her formative years.

She just can't get over her childhood angst
just like her fellow traveler Kim Foxx.

And it shows in how she goes out of her way
to disrespect, demean and diminish The Policeman.

7/30/2019 05:45:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Woohoo!

7/30/2019 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least GMac would every now and then butt heads with Rahm and the exempts.
When that became too much for pansy Rahm, he searched and found the docile, anti-police, Stay Puft Right Man for the Right Time™️.
Rahm made plenty of bad decisions and the dowdy GrootLoafer sure knows how to pick them too.
Don’t forget her latest john pick...as in the pathetic yes-man Section8’Arena.
Strap it on, it’s going to be a rough 3-1/2 year ride.

7/30/2019 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Badda-Bing! That joke's older than Whistler's Mother!
And you are CORRECT,Sir!

7/30/2019 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that Lemmer is going to get the nod on 01 August.

7/30/2019 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was not fond of the personal attack on our governors weight problem in the news today.
“Governor Pritzker fills two seats on the gaming board”

7/30/2019 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For some reason she’s calling for the removal of Ch 5’s Peter Sack and Dick Johnson.

7/30/2019 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The American young man Stabber in Italy maintains
the po-po was strangling him. However, no marks on
his neck. Could drugs be involved or is he just another
(lying) Ugly American. Ladies and gentlemen, this young
man deserves electrocution.
John Arena, what say you? Mister Mutant Mushroomhead.
John Arena, former Chicago Aldercreature, MMM
Back to you, SCC

7/30/2019 02:09:00 AM

that's messed up...in one of the countries with nationalist/right wing leadership. Will it get so bad certain places here that the countries of great-grandparents like Italy, Poland and Hungary will start to look good enough to move to (provided being a descendant gets you in without much red tape)?

7/30/2019 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In fact," said the exempt, "Ed is the only Johnson she's ever liked."

Bwaaaaa Haaaaaa Haaaaaa

7/30/2019 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The superintendent serves at the pleasure of the mayor meaning he has to eat his yard of shit every day, be the whipping boy ( no slur intended) for what the mayor can not accomplish, its a thankless job, don't you think that there are a lot of changes he would make if he could?

7/30/2019 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago is getting a casino soon...

7/30/2019 03:54:00 AM

Not anytime soon. For one the mayor and other power brokers cannot agree on a location. The mayor wants to use the casino to revitalize a poor area , as a social experiment.The people with some common sense want the new casino in an area that will make money. Then, on top of that, it is said that the Illinois gambling tax laws are repressive and it will be difficult to get a major casino to come to Chicago. They seem to be calling for a rewrite of the law.

7/30/2019 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Citizen Richard said...

As quoted on everyone's favorite blog:
"Ed is the only Johnson she's ever liked."
Priceless, I needed that!

7/30/2019 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Greed. That what it is. It’s sickening who runs this department and people they promote now. But think about it, who is really qualify to head the CPD and would stand up for the troops?
NO ONE! Most of these white shirts are scared of their own freaking shadows.
I’ve been on the job for almost two decades. If you say I’m lying then you’re a fool! Most of these damn Sgt’s are all about THEMSELVES! They hold on to their position because it’s either they can’t wait to retire or they’ll use the blue shirts as pawns in order for them to move up. Come on, tell me I don’t know what I’m talking about!!
The ship has sunk 10 years ago and it’s about to get even worse..

7/30/2019 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Performance based promotions, there's a concept.

7/30/2019 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She also claimed she had a mandate when she took office. Liar,....She never had a man or a date.

7/30/2019 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I need a doctor....burned the inside of my nostrils reading this and drinking hot coffee at the same time!!

7/30/2019 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nonymous said...
I heard that Lemmer is going to get the nod on 01 August.

7/30/2019 08:19:00 AM

No white male in his right mind would want the job os superintendent of police in this town.

7/30/2019 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Mayor Lightfoot, I understand and respect your intention to put the casino in an underserved area. It unfortunately would be a monumental mistake, Unfortunately it won't last 5 years in ANY of the 5 spots have 0 chance of making money. Put it within walking or shuttle distance to the hotels downtown in addition affordable build housing on the Southside with employee shuttle buses to the entertainment area. Help build a SOLID middle class in massive stretches of vacant lots. I'm not a gambler but even my degenerate friends say no will will go to any of your spots. Between that and slot machines at O'Hare and Midway on the secured sides could help ease our pension woes.

7/30/2019 07:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep your day job. Stick to police work."

Are you woke? Never, NEVER assume one's gender, race, pronouns nor his/her/xir DAY JOB! God... Have you even heard of liberalism?

7/30/2019 08:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

News Flash Tues. morning.....Eric Estrada had breakfast at Flapjack’s in Oak Lawn. Real Help is on the way.

7/30/2019 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So lets see where to gamble in Chicago. Ghetto based Casino or DesPlains in relatively safe area. Gee I don't know, risk not only my money but my life as well in ghetto. Or just risk finances in better neighborhood. Can see the the motto come to Chicago inner city to gamble bother your money and life. Or risk it all take your chances in the Ghetto.

7/30/2019 09:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GROOT has a mental issue
SOCIOPATH
A sociopath is a term used to describe someone who has antisocial personality disorder (ASPD). People with ASPD can't understand others' feelings. They'll often break rules or make impulsive decisions without feeling guilty for the harm they cause

Keep in mind when you hear her talk about thing like securing LALA
"WE will secure"
"WE are working on a security plan"
"WE are working on a safety plan"

Now when the shit hits the fan GROOT will say
"THEY will be held accountable"
"The police need reform"
"THEY need to be QUIT being racist"

DONT worry LORI all those mental issue can't be hidden now how you can talk shit out lout and think nobody hears.
The cash MR NEW york promised you will only come if you can get anyone to actually work an election for you...

7/30/2019 09:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When are the exempts gonna fix the circus at the marine unit and put a real boss in charge of that place ? Lets not address the pink elephant in the room , we'll just pretend we don't see it! That's what this department does best !

7/30/2019 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No white male in his right mind would want the job os superintendent of police in this town.

7/30/2019 04:47:00 PM

No person in their right mind would take the job. It is a lose-lose-lose-then be humiliated situation.

7/30/2019 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

03:10:00 PM
Mandate......DING! DING! DING!
3 Cherries (no pun intended)

7/30/2019 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

heard that Lemmer is going to get the nod on 01 August.

7/30/2019 08:19:00 AM

No white male in his right mind would want the job os superintendent of police in this town.
7/30/2019 04:47:00

Tommy is more than a mere man. He was in my unit couple years back and seemed like a very nice, quiet man. But he was frequently out of the office on 'assignment'so limited interactions.

7/31/2019 04:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His role under her has been to take the fall like a good little democrat at whatever time she needs him to publicly get his walking papers after the next major public police controversy or scandal.
It's a mayors playbook.

Daley and the U of C puppet masters are pulling her strings.

7/31/2019 08:35:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

"...she never had a man nor a date..."

I can tell you from person experience that man-dates can be delightful.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

7/31/2019 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
So lets see where to gamble in Chicago. Ghetto based Casino or DesPlains in relatively safe area. Gee I don't know, risk not only my money but my life as well in ghetto. Or just risk finances in better neighborhood. Can see the the motto come to Chicago inner city to gamble bother your money and life. Or risk it all take your chances in the Ghetto.

7/30/2019 09:24:00 PM

More then one Chicagoan has been followed home from Indiana casinos and robbed by black males. Sometimes I suspect that these stick up men have some inside information from the casino in order to pick the winners. If Chicago puts their casino on the West side, more of this will happen .

7/31/2019 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...watch Lemmer get the job as of 1 Aug..." I
"...No white man in his right mind would ever want to be Superintendent in this town..."

That just reinforces why he will get it.

7/31/2019 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I heard that Lemmer is going to get the nod on 01 August.

7/30/2019 08:19:00 AM

No white male in his right mind would want the job os superintendent of police in this town.

7/30/2019 04:47:00 PM


Lol!

Lemmer as the self-gelded, ,auto-cucking,
indeterminable, Police-Hating something-or-other
that he represents himself to Groot to prove he's
worthy of the Superintendent Star?

It was Lemmer who planted that "Those Cops on that
blog/FOP said they weren't gonna be proactive
on Memorial Day" seed in the VERY fertile soil of
Larri Lightloafer's hot and feverish mind...

>BOING!<

A weed grows into a damn tree under such
ideal (not) conditions...

No?

He of tragically comedic dentition
and way overinflated sense-of-self
will be the utter ruin of public peace
and public safety in this town if he's
given the keys.

7/31/2019 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
So lets see where to gamble in Chicago. Ghetto based Casino or DesPlains in relatively safe area. Gee I don't know, risk not only my money but my life as well in ghetto. Or just risk finances in better neighborhood. Can see the the motto come to Chicago inner city to gamble bother your money and life. Or risk it all take your chances in the Ghetto.

7/30/2019 09:24:00 PM

All is good, today they announced 5 new casinos in the state and the new head of the state Gaming board appointed by Chub is ......Tra Da!!!! a friend of Madigan.....

7/31/2019 12:22:00 PM  

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