Friday, November 08, 2019

Our Offer, Once Again

Back in December of 2015, while Rahm was plotting to draft Special Ed into a spot he didn't apply for, we made an offer that would have (A) saved Rahm a shitload of money, (B) brought a level of professionalism to the Department unseen in decades and (C) been a bunch of fun for everyone:
We humbly offer our services to the Chicago Police Department as Superintendent of Police.
  • We have an opinion on just about everything (see our written works);
  • We support the rule of law, the Rights of all, and the Constitution;
  • We're pretty damn smart;
  • We use words like "integrity" and "diversity" and actually know what they mean;
  • We don't tolerate fools.
And rather than waste everyone's time pretending the Police Board actually "reads" the massive amounts of essays and such that will be submitted, we offer the following:
  • We will take the job for a guaranteed 3 years time frame - no ifs ands or buts. An option for an additional two years upon mutual agreement. All money will be paid in advance because we don't trust Rahm's accounting practices. This will be in contract form, vetted by legal experts of our choosing from out-of-state.
  • We shall accept a salary of $1 less than the mayor, because you shouldn't make more than your boss.
  • We will receive in writing, signed by the Police Board and mayor, a blanket exoneration of all CR's from the beginning of our term of office and retroactively backward regarding any and all complaints about the blog. We know there are a few, including IAD's illegal First Amendment investigation into Constitutionally guaranteed Free Speech during our off-duty hours. The former lieutenant (now commander) who initiated will be publicly caned with a rod made out of rolled-up facsimiles of the Constitution. This item is non-negotiable.
  • We will guarantee a first-year savings in operational costs of no less than $15 million dollars.
  • Carte Blanche in appointing our command staff - that means no input from the mayor, the aldercreatures, the Machine (city or county or Springfield), the "revrunds," the media, the ACLU (and other legal entities) or the feds. We will vouch for their ability and integrity. And believe us, our picks will be far superior to anything currently serving in an exempt capacity.
It's the only solution. You have our e-mail. We await your letter.
Seriously Groot - what have you got to lose? And caning Barb West with rolled up copies of the Constitution would still be awesome.

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114 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beck is a lock. Coming to talk with” key stakeholders” this weekend.

11/08/2019 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys should also add that your first order of business as Supernintendo will be to tar and feather Escamerit before demoting him to assistant janitor of 025.

11/08/2019 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“We humbly offer our services to the Chicago Police Department as Superintendent of Police.
We have an opinion on just about everything (see our written works);
We support the rule of law, the Rights of all, and the Constitution;
We're pretty damn smart;
We use words like "integrity" and "diversity" and actually know what they mean;
We don't tolerate fools.”

SCC, YOUR APPLICATION WAS REJECTED.

First of all you cannot have your own opinions as Superintendent, police are to remain neutral. You will receive the official viewpoint from the Cook County Democratic Central Committee which is the official mindset for all. And never write you opinions down, what it you want to change them after you see which way the wind will be blowing?

Supporting the rule of law and the Constitution is so old fashioned, don’t you know there is a new world order sweeping the Nation in the enforcement of laws. The guilty are now innocent and those who enforce laws are now guilty. Eliminate incarceration and punishment.
Your pretty damn smart? Just go along with the Party line and keep your mouth shut.
Words like integrity were never in vogue here. Use words like Who sent you? Who’s your clout?, What’s in it for me? God bless the Machine.
You gotta tolerate fools because they may be related to or connected to somebody big!

11/08/2019 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well you've got my vote! All hail king SCC!

11/08/2019 01:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“...
We support the rule of law, the Rights of all, and the Constitution; ...”

You eliminated yourself right here. Sanctuary City. Selective enforcement by our scumbag elected officials. Sorry.

11/08/2019 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, you're dreaming. They play dirty and you know it.
It's 2 logical and that's why it would never work. Don't
expect a reply other than the ones designed to trick bag you.
They would flush you out and destroy you. Sounds like you
been drinking the ChicagoKoolAid. Get professional help.

11/08/2019 04:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some time ago on the westside, at 0200 hrs, a P.O. named Barbie West was sound asleep in the hole, the hole was known as a commonplace copper' slept on midnights. The old Inspector, nka as Big Bird went to the spot and found Barb in dreamland, with not one but two pillows and a quilt. His attempts to wake her up was not happening and she yelled that she was down of a station assignment and to leave her the fuck alone. The good Bird called the station for the Capt, Paddy Clark...he was already in bed at home and no Lt was working.
The story goes on that Barbie got up after the Bird left to start shit in the station. When he ran the no beat tag and car number it showed no one was using it. He goes into the parking lot and finds the squad and the engine was red hot. Barbie disappeared and further investigation revealed she was T.D that watch. All the other copper' told the bird that she was working.
I got along with the Bird and he told me this story. I laughed my ass off. Bird thought he had a mini-stroke not knowing how she did an exit left so fast. The Inspector went inside the car and found goose feathers and the smell of cheap-ass ghetto perfume.
The next day he confronts Capt Clark and Paddy tells him she does what she wants as he laughed his ass off.
The next month she was promoted to Sgt. Big Bird want her bad and failed. She was at headquarters at 1100 south State St after being mia for 90 percent of sgt' training.
Barb is slick so dont count her out !!

11/08/2019 04:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just hold on here.
First article: you offer to help them.
Last article: (Helicopter) you remind the force to be fetal.
They don't want your help and would love to capture you
for their trophy case. These are not nice people.

11/08/2019 04:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You will humbly continue to be fetal if you have any sense

11/08/2019 04:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They'll see your Bridge and raise you the Statue of Liberty

11/08/2019 04:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They just told you Beck is jetting in, all expenses paid.
Just what about corruption don't you understand?
They only trust their own.

11/08/2019 05:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surely you must have just read "To Kill a Mockingbird"
The woman got a Pulitzer on her very first novel
That's about the odds your plan would work or garner
any interest
Wise up and go to the True Crime series by Street & Smith

11/08/2019 05:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You realize you just invited a Cold War
It's always been that way, us vs. them
They like that strategy, and that's why you're doomed to fail

11/08/2019 05:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF you been bumpin' off YOUR tie bar?
Tune into Friday Night Football after work.
Those kids have a better chance of being drafted by the
NFL than your plan working. You need a ficking vacation.
What's in your wallet? Go to London. It's a life changer,
or so we been told.

11/08/2019 05:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shirley you jest

11/08/2019 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt like two balloons
Now I get that feeling once again....

11/08/2019 05:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They MIGHT consider The Joker, not you

11/08/2019 05:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone explain the concept of "Fetal" to SCC, will ya

11/08/2019 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Going with Beck to keep it in the family and lend
themselves some credibility. If CPD was a bond,
Moody's would rate it below junk.

11/08/2019 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mayor's office will consider your offer. Please have your clout contact the office.

11/08/2019 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the president needs to dispatch Derek Flint.

this is fucked up.

11/08/2019 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And my best friend, my doctor, won't even say what it is I got

11/08/2019 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you volunteer to be the 'Red Hat'
(TV timeout referee) you only make yourself a target

11/08/2019 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" the ACLU (and other* legal entities)" insert "subversive" at asterisk

The ACLU and other subversive legal entities

11/08/2019 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fabulous simply fabulous. Too bad shittcago is too corrupt.

Plus, you'd be outted, for a truly noble cause.

I love this dream. I'd even consider returning to the city I once loved.

11/08/2019 06:58:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Excuse me, but caning requires the exposing of the buttocks. As a subject matter expert on this matter, I do not want Barb's exposed in any way, shape, or form.

11/08/2019 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It seems Barb West is very close to the mayor and an occasional visitor to the 5th floor. The media is touting her to be the next superintendent.

11/08/2019 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never understood how the "Head" of our department is appointed by the mayor, you know, the person in charge of the people sitting across the table from us in every contract & policy negotiation. It's lunacy. How is superintendent position ever supposed to be taken seriously by the rank & file when it's just a puppet position. It'd be no different than a car maker appointing the head of the autoworkers union... what kind of contract you think that president would push for the workers?. Add up our toothless, non-strikable union... our dept. "leader" appointed by our enemy... What's the point?
Our superintendent should be voted on BY active PO's to represent US. May not be perfect but much better than the mayor's puppet.
SCC you have MY vote!

11/08/2019 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We should have the Donald Trump of a Sup. Some non political, non clout PO who has spent their entire career on the street. Imagine an exempt with actual street experience.

11/08/2019 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you could get a really good attorney and still retire filthy rich if you did a pay-per-view special of the proposed caning.

11/08/2019 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is the sense of urgency to get the contract done mayor

11/08/2019 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't our little groot mayor state on Wednesday when asked about Beck taking over for drunkin Eddie and she replied I haven't had any conversations with the man, I dont know what you are talking about. This she said when questioned by our local media. I find it so hard to believe our fine mayor would lie

11/08/2019 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I took your offer as tongue-in-cheek because we all know you are too smart to jump into an association with the democRATS of this state, county and city.

11/08/2019 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can Fenner finally get her gold star??

11/08/2019 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't it amazing that all the Aldercreatures are putting in their recommendations for the position? Guess you guys don't get it that every exempt position is made by city hall and a corrupt quid pro quo exchange. There is no legitimacy, integrity or transparency in the exempt leadership, they are appointed, controlled and owned by the politicians to propagate a charade on the citizens often at the expense of the well meaning officer. There is no truth in them, you are a fool if you follow them blindly into the depths of depravity that they operate in to justify their salary and pension. These are truly evil people who believe they are doing good by taking care of their "own" above all else. They will bury you in a second to look good and not think twice to do it. More officers are facing termination for previous suspensions now than ever over the last 25 years. Do not stop doing your job, but don't be deceived into believing this is a legitimate organization with legitimate leadership. The only legitimacy we have is in what we do in the performance of our duty, WE are legitimate, WE the officers in the field, not them maneuvering and politicizing while sacrificing US.

11/08/2019 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Bill Helm was named in search warrants served on the offices of Sandoval and Tobolski, a political ally of Helm. Tobolski also is mayor of McCook.

Records show Sandoval invited Helm to his son’s wedding and that Helm emailed Sandoval about a federal lawsuit filed by two O’Hare truck drivers who said Helm pushed them to do political work for, among others, former Mayor Rahm Emanuel and ex-Ald. Patrick O’Connor while on the job for the city.

“Marty, just goes to show that this whole lawsuit is BS!,” Helm wrote Dec. 8 to Sandoval. “Just wanted to let you . . . know, this will be exhibit A for dismissing this frivolous lawsuit. Give me a call when you can. Thanks for everything!”

The attachment Helm referred to appears to be a letter to union members written by then-Teamsters Local 700 leader Becky Strzechowski that effectively took management’s side and backed Helm in the dispute.

Strzechowski resigned earlier this year, seven months before her mentor, longtime Chicago Teamsters boss John Coli Sr., pleaded guilty in an extortion case involving Cinespace Chicago Film Studios.

Helm was hired by the Emanuel administration, and records show the mayor’s top aides and O’Connor signed off in February 2016 on an “unscheduled” $5,000 pay raise for Helm.

Yet another rahm minion going to federal prison for selling his soul to the devil...

11/08/2019 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Officers better go comatose with this guy around....he is a Soros plant just like Crimesha Fox...

11/08/2019 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT... just saw Charlie Beck interim speech by Groot...Riccio doesn’t look happy actually looks pissed ...

11/08/2019 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Delusions since December 2015.
Doctor, what can be done for this poor soul?
He means well but is too trusting of all the wrong people.

11/08/2019 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watching the news conference about Beck being named interim superintendent. Riccio looks like a deer in headlights! He should retire immediately! All these other top exempt should consider retirement as well. Lori just shit on the top brass!

11/08/2019 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not try to hire Tom Selleck in his role as Supt. of NYPD Frank Reagan or even his father as ex Supt from the TVs "BLUE BLOODS"

11/08/2019 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie's CPD has become Merit promotion (not qualified), Cheaters Lieutenants test (wife-friends), his DUI cover-up, no accountability for Exempts, unqualified "leaders", lowest moral ever, INTEGRITY 0% Thank you Eddie

11/08/2019 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shirley you jest.

11/08/2019 05:31:00 AM

Who's shirley?

11/08/2019 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fred Rogers in syndication only. No more live shows, OK?

11/08/2019 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is Eddie's CPD Merit Promotion (not qualified)-Cheaters Lieutenants Exam (wife-friends)-DUI cover-up?-no accountability for exempts-unqualified "leaders"-lowest moral ever-INTEGRITY 0% Thank you Eddie

11/08/2019 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm’s Right Man for the Right Time ™️ selection proved ever was about the qualifications, the money or the even positive community results.
Don’t feel bummed about your open letter to be sent post haste into the bin along with about 18 other assorted HQ white shirt applicants.

Yosemite GrootLoafer has a nasty, easily triggered attitude, ‘specially about being man prodded, man-splained in any decision making, advice and direction. It’s why she failed and couldn’t make it in the attorney-at-law bidness.

True unconfirmed story:
Once upon a time, long ago Groot shopping for canned baked beans at the local Treasure Island.
Couldn’t make a decision at the time, demanded several stock boys (it was ok to be called boys back then) to explain why there weren’t a more diverse selection of both canned beans and shelf stocking persons.
Hastily an interim can of baked beans was selected until the store was able to adequately fulfill her needs.
Treasure Island unable to meet the stringent demand, decided it was best to just close down.
Beans, beans the magical froot. The more you eat the more you groot.

11/08/2019 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another outsider, Charlie Beck just announced as Acting Supt. If he had a yellow shirt, he would look like Doug and Limu Emu could be First Dep

11/08/2019 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charlie , will you enforce uniform , groom ing standards ? Start with the merit command staff , most never scored high enough to receive a promotion . Will you allow a pass / fail on the multiple choice sergeant exam ? if so please raise the bar to 80% , last few tests 60% was good enough to make. meritorious sergeant . After you dump a few exempts for uniform, grooming standards , go to Captain rank , they do very little in 9 hours , no responsibilities , they are afraid of the street . Now , look at supervisor logs in 6th district , most entries done by telephone , put , they do not respond to many calls , check gps of your command staff .
Will you put full duty sergeants , ;lieutenants back in the field , headquarters is loaded with set. lt. that never worked the streets .
ask them all for resumes , including ,arrest , medical, disciplinary history .
good luck , hope you can cut the waste of command staff , it's breaking the pension fund .

11/08/2019 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just remember, when you apply for a city job. Honesty is not the best policy.

11/08/2019 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://patch.com/illinois/chicago/please-pretend-retiring-chicago-top-cop-isnt-under-investigation

Great article from the patch.

11/08/2019 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT- to the boss with the explorer with soft plates that is always blue lighting it on the Kennedy passing me in traffic it is really getting old. Your not that important. Just missing the last the last two of the plate when I get that a complaint will be filed. Be the change

11/08/2019 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You poor deluded fool obviously unqualified no where did you mention "Chicago Values" and that should have been at the top of your list, where have you been ? busy running down facts? waste of time , not relevant, rule of law? you need remedial education from our illustrious states attorney. up your alcohol consumption, smoke some dope and try again next cycle

11/08/2019 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Emma Mitts wants Barbara West.

11/08/2019 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From my buddy in the law department with knowledge of the Beck deal: he gets a one year “interim” deal, $8500 a week salary plus $5k a month housing expenses. One year of the city health insurance and no pension contribution but a 3 months severance at the end. Groot wants a female superintendent (from the outside) sorry west and staples...Groot met with Chief Zimen from Aurora (who is also gay and married) and personally invited her to apply. So off to the races we go 😳

11/08/2019 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do a side by side photo array. Doesn't Beck look like Saddam Hussein?

11/08/2019 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So will Beck be a civilian with no Police powers? He's 66.

11/08/2019 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well Beck is here and we are about to see change like we have never before. Beck will implement the changes with the Mayor’s blessing,!and he will then be able to leave and let the future Supt. take the heat. We are about to get our asses handed to us, and the CPD will be a different (better?) Police department a year from now.

11/08/2019 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So Long Fathead Ed. (hic-hic) You have thoroughly sunk this department lower than anybody thought it could go. And you will leave thinking you had a positive impact on CPD. Enjoy your 7-8 figure salary you boob! LL will likely tap you again because one pension is just not enough.

Let me know if you need help packing you hypocrite...You have stripped more officers for doing their jobs than any previous superintendent. Then you go and drive while drunk, and sleeping at the wheel. Then you say You are stepping down as if you had a choice. You are a national joke!

11/08/2019 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gene Gene, the dancing machine, foe Sup.

11/08/2019 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gene williams for Sup. No one is more qualified.

11/08/2019 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sean Lougran is the man , just ask him.

11/08/2019 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So EJ retired , what is his last day on CPD payroll as Superintendent, is he being paid for November , December as a 10-99 employee.
There is nothing special Ed can teach Charlie beck , beck was promoted on his high test scores , intelligence . Special Ed merit all the way , nice guy , good P.O. , good Sarge that could be trusted .
City has so much $$ , Lori is Keeping a boozer , womanizer around for what ?
If his driver went IOD , she better me followed by a PI .

11/08/2019 12:37:00 PM  
Blogger Just a guy said...

So...
Beck is now minding the store.
This is going to be a challenge to all of the merits and other station house cats who are terrified that someone is going to move their cheese or (worse!!) actually reassign them to having to get out on the street and handle calls!
Between Ed stepping down, Beck being here 'temporarily,' and a supposedly new Superintendent to be picked by, say, late spring, you can bet that the office politics to stay above water, kiss ass, and get a nice soft spot to land will make selecting a new Pope look like amateur hour.
As Harold Washington once said, 'This ain't like playing bean bag.'
Stay tuned and buckle in, sports fans...

11/08/2019 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You represent purity of the Police Mission, SCC...

Because you are unbowed, unbroken and will stand
front and center and look one of these classless, craven,
crouching bigot/hidden classist, evil, hateful, ignorant,
pandering metropolitan liberal democrat progressives and/or
their catered-to constituent community/ciudad santuario
howling mob foot soldiers and tell them the REAL DEAL
about ALL that TRULY ails Chicago.

THEY... Don't want to hear that from an old, angry, conservative
"doesn't represent Chicago Values" blue collar -ist who practices
the "nasty and vicious" non-inclusionary -isms that keeps THEM
up all night trying to figure out "who runs/who posts on that
COP BLOG?"

In short?

You represent the very real fear to them of a Police Department
that might fuck around and adhere to the bedrock Peelian principles
and remain above outside/political taint and influence.

Imagine...

A Police Department that ACTUALLY upholds FEDERAL, STATE and municipal
LAW while daring to ENFORCE and PROTECT public peace, public order
and public safety for ALL?

"UGH! Those wild-assed cops on that RACIST BLOG
are just pissed because it isn't 1960 anymore!
They just want to enforce the law against US!"

It's painful to try and get inside the head
of one type or another of the usual rattle-minds
seeking "justice" against The Police but you get it.

11/08/2019 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barb West made detective in 2000 (meritoriously). She was in the front office of the 011th District working for Commander Starks. This was the start of her rise to infamy.

11/08/2019 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To simple would not allow for the graft or corruption the CPD is famous for. Dead on proposal.

11/08/2019 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie should watch his back in London, due to the many knife murders there.

11/08/2019 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No money but 2 supt?

11/08/2019 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does LL feel we need some left coast guy?

It does not compute.

11/08/2019 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i heard eddie burke been on the phone with him attempting to secure more merit promtions for his clout buddies

11/08/2019 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thankyou donald trump for a least helping us get rid of special fathead

11/08/2019 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

chief beck make seiser dc of 016 he will know on to run it plus he is a n/w sider

11/08/2019 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when will the BGA , Mayor , Reformers end this Gold Braid pension . Eddie will collect over $200K a year for life , with a $6K a year raise for serving 3 1/2 years as Superintendent . Hire all future Commanders and Above as civilians , stop draining the pension fund for the working men and women of CPD .

11/08/2019 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cmdr. Steve Chung for Chief Of Police!

11/08/2019 04:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 11/08/2019 11;47am my friens is on aurora ,ill p.d, the chief is a actually a decent chief and supports her troops.

11/08/2019 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nonymous said...
Well Beck is here and we are about to see change like we have never before. Beck will implement the changes with the Mayor’s blessing,!and he will then be able to leave and let the future Supt. take the heat. We are about to get our asses handed to us, and the CPD will be a different (better?) Police department a year from now.

11/08/2019 12:19:00 PM

Please explain how we are going to get our asses handed to us? Maybe some of these exempts will, but I fail to see what, if anything, some out of town interim is going to do to a lowly blue shirt like me. Other then putting a qouta in writing, and having me written up for not producing, he can't do anything to me.

11/08/2019 04:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:08 AM
"Shirley" from the Airplane movie
(The Blog frequently goes in & out of Stream of
Consciousness Mode to promote a certain flow and
elicit better comments)

11/08/2019 05:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Riccio! Now you know how it feels to have someone less qualified take your spot. HA HA !!!!

11/08/2019 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well ‘Beck and Call’ is New under boss now until he can steal enough money or promote one of his friends more changes on the way. Ok maybe it’s a little long.

11/08/2019 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot was gutless to fire Fat Ed but most likely asked him to take the plunge. So Fat Ed go booze it up on Fat bloated taxpayer provided pension.

11/08/2019 07:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Officers are required to leave the department at the mandatory age of 63 why is someone able to be hired as "interim" Superintendent of the Police Department be older than 63, Does the mandatory age requirement only enforced for P.O.s. Are there two sets of rules?

11/08/2019 07:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the "thin bench" comments all over in the stories of the new supt search. Too many "merit," back to back outsiders with napoleon syndrome, and the blm supt have decimated any and all institutional knowledge in the CPD.

Stay silent and take what the party gives you. You deserve everything the democratic overlords allow you to have.

11/08/2019 07:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barb West made detective in 2000 (meritoriously).

stop lying it is a list out that does go back that far. LOL. Try again

11/08/2019 08:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice try FOP but you can't fool the new guy. I checked out your offer to help with Eddy over a couple drinks. He called the Mayor (she sure is cute, ain't she). She said hell no and got all pissy with the idea. Eddy thought it was so funny he spilt his Hennessy all over himself. He wanted to drive back home but, … well, you know.

Hey FOP thanks a bunch but it ain't gonna happen. Maybe we can do a telecon after the holidays or something like that. Maybe we can have a nice talk about CAPS or Sanctuary Cities. Have your people call my people.



11/08/2019 09:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The obvious choice is batman himself aka Don Jerome

11/08/2019 09:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So has anyone paid attention to this guy who goes around districts to stir shit? Apparent police agenda. He went to 7 and was faced with a boss that didn’t take his crap. Need more supervisors like this.
https://youtu.be/98GGGQ50gds

11/08/2019 09:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blah blah blah blah ..,,, same ole shit !!! Nothing has changed nothing gonna change nothing will ever change
If you can stomach it all do nothing but show up and hopefully you don’t wind up in jail
You can collect your pension and leave the state for a better life it’s no longer about being the police
We all started out with that aspersion it has now become about survival don’t get into shit on or
Off duty enjoy your pay and the opportunity your being given to make a lot of money and don’t have to do
Anything but show up and if they force your hand remember this id rather get fired for not doing my job
Than to wind up in jail because I did my job

11/08/2019 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Ed had a "changing moment" in London why did he
over-booze and Slump? Seems like if ya got it figured
out and are going to leave, why trash yourself? He was
at a distinct disadvantage running a Department of thieves
with no post-12 education. That's why he was overwhelmed.
Throw in 3 kids and marriage troubles and he was a wreck.
Let's hope this is the last of the big mismatch between job
qualifications and requirements. Rahm knew damn well he
would self-destruct.

11/08/2019 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are we gonna get a contract or what ? I should ask are we gonna get what we think is a fair contract ?

11/08/2019 11:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD could go a long way in focusing on violent crime and solvable offenses by promoting a "triage reporting system," which would allow beat cops to arrive on the scene (e.g., burglary, theft, damage to property, etc), and assess the situation then make an official "triage release" that allows the citizen to make an on-line report with pictures and narrative under oath to describe the complaint and allow the officers to go about their business instead of officers and OEMC avoiding the call for fear of unnecessary paperwork on offenses unlikely to be immediately solved.

11/08/2019 11:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beck the new guy
Get rid of narcotics SAVMS are a waste of time.
Narcotics swiping in and out Is a scam
Buying dope from hypes is a waste of time
4 sergeants on bad paper
Commander has 2 lawsuits
MC lawsuit still pending shoved a gun up kids ass
New sergeants don’t know what the fuck they doing
Lot of lazy useless 2 give a fucks buy officers
Go back to the way it use to be and get rid of bumble bee Kimble
Lot going on at the black site

11/09/2019 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
From my buddy in the law department with knowledge of the Beck deal: he gets a one year “interim” deal, $8500 a week salary plus $5k a month housing expenses. One year of the city health insurance and no pension contribution but a 3 months severance at the end. Groot wants a female superintendent (from the outside) sorry west and staples...Groot met with Chief Zimen from Aurora (who is also gay and married) and personally invited her to apply. So off to the races we go 😳

11/08/2019 11:47:00 AM

We could a helluva a lot worse than Chief Ziman. She backs her officers and is a straight shooter (pun intended). The way she carried herself and represented her dept on the day of the mass shooting was exemplary. All the officers I know from Aurora speak highly of her.

11/09/2019 04:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are there two sets of rules?

11/08/2019 07:37:00 PM

In this case, there are legitimately two sets of rules. Now, think real hard and figure it all out on your lonesome.

11/09/2019 04:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
From my buddy in the law department with knowledge of the Beck deal: he gets a one year “interim” deal, $8500 a week salary plus $5k a month housing expenses. One year of the city health insurance and no pension contribution but a 3 months severance at the end. Groot wants a female superintendent (from the outside) sorry west and staples...Groot met with Chief Zimen from Aurora (who is also gay and married) and personally invited her to apply. So off to the races we go 😳

11/08/2019 11:47:00 AM

We could a helluva a lot worse than Chief Ziman. She backs her officers and is a straight shooter (pun intended). The way she carried herself and represented her dept on the day of the mass shooting was exemplary. All the officers I know from Aurora speak highly of her.

11/09/2019 04:23:00 AM
————
I would love to work in Aurora

11/09/2019 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Cmdr. Steve Chung for Chief Of Police!

11/08/2019 04:28:00 PM
Who the f--k are you? Dumbass, we have a superintendent. We don't have a "Chief of Police." If you don't know what you are talking about stay off your mommy's computer.

11/09/2019 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If Ed had a "changing moment" in London why did he
over-booze and Slump? Seems like if ya got it figured
out and are going to leave, why trash yourself? He was
at a distinct disadvantage running a Department of thieves
with no post-12 education. That's why he was overwhelmed.
Throw in 3 kids and marriage troubles and he was a wreck.
Let's hope this is the last of the big mismatch between job
qualifications and requirements. Rahm knew damn well he
would self-destruct.

11/08/2019 10:57:00 PM

Maybe it’s my “post-12 education”, but I’m confused with your comment? So if someone has a masters in early english literature, or a doctorate in basket weaving, they could run a big city Police Department, with their hands tied about who to promote, and who to take care of, better than short bus Ed? They would just be another over educated, pompous asshole puppet.

11/09/2019 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
From my buddy in the law department with knowledge of the Beck deal: he gets a one year “interim” deal, $8500 a week salary plus $5k a month housing expenses. One year of the city health insurance and no pension contribution but a 3 months severance at the end. Groot wants a female superintendent (from the outside) sorry west and staples...Groot met with Chief Zimen from Aurora (who is also gay and married) and personally invited her to apply. So off to the races we go 😳

11/08/2019 11:47:00 AM

We could a helluva a lot worse than Chief Ziman. She backs her officers and is a straight shooter (pun intended). The way she carried herself and represented her dept on the day of the mass shooting was exemplary. All the officers I know from Aurora speak highly of her.

11/09/2019 04:23:00 AM

I would say no, she disparaged President trump also she is nothing more than another SJW but then again chief thanks for chiming in!

11/09/2019 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Are we gonna get a contract or what ? I should ask are we gonna get what we think is a fair contract ?

11/08/2019 11:01:00 PM

No, teachers money’s all spent on the teachers contract. Plus not only where is the money coming from a new contract plus at least 3 years back pay

11/09/2019 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
If Officers are required to leave the department at the mandatory age of 63 why is someone able to be hired as "interim" Superintendent of the Police Department be older than 63, Does the mandatory age requirement only enforced for P.O.s. Are there two sets of rules?

11/08/2019 07:37:00 PM

Yes. One for sworn and one for civilian. He's going to be interim as a civilian, not sworn.

11/09/2019 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
So has anyone paid attention to this guy who goes around districts to stir shit? Apparent police agenda. He went to 7 and was faced with a boss that didn’t take his crap. Need more supervisors like this.
https://youtu.be/98GGGQ50gds


Good Lt. Was like this as a Sgt at academy

11/09/2019 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Staples for sup. She will get us same percentage in contract that we have for clearence rate. 10 percent!

11/09/2019 03:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We could a helluva a lot worse than Chief Ziman. She backs her officers and is a straight shooter (pun intended). The way she carried herself and represented her dept on the day of the mass shooting was exemplary. All the officers I know from Aurora speak highly of her.

11/09/2019 04:23:00 AM

Where does this take place, Sesame Street????

11/09/2019 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
to 11/08/2019 11;47am my friens is on aurora ,ill p.d, the chief is a actually a decent chief and supports her troops.
11/08/2019 04:39:00 PM

if you believe that one I have a bridge to sell ya boyo....

11/09/2019 04:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The obvious choice is batman himself aka Don Jerome

11/08/2019 09:39:00 PM

the hero chicago deserves but not the one it deserves right now

11/09/2019 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So has anyone paid attention to this guy who goes around districts to stir shit? Apparent police agenda. He went to 7 and was faced with a boss that didn’t take his crap. Need more supervisors like this.
https://youtu.be/98GGGQ50gds


Good Lt. Was like this as a Sgt at academy

What you saw in the video is a future 007 District Commander. I want to see a non clouted LT. act the same way. COPA would have s/he long formed the next day for assault and unbecoming. If you don’t have any clout it’s best to not leave the office. Ignore the assholes. It’s only a camera.

Signed,
3rd watch no clout LT.

11/09/2019 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charlie Beck will be a good chief of police. We have confidence in him and his abilities.

11/09/2019 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

will Charlie Beck double the manpower of ET's , call for an ET & Sarge won't send anyone out for a burglary , robbery , recovered auto

11/09/2019 11:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot may be looking at Chief Krusty Toes herself......

11/10/2019 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
will Charlie Beck double the manpower of ET's , call for an ET & Sarge won't send anyone out for a burglary , robbery , recovered auto

11/09/2019 11:02:00 PM

He can’t There is no more room inside to put the chairs.

11/10/2019 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very sad that the department does not have one qualified candidate.

11/08/2019 08:59:00 PM

Very sad that the department does not have one qualified "exempt member" candidate. There very well might be a few in the rank of lieutenant or below, but LL and the Police Board will most likely not give them the time of day.

11/10/2019 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Groot may be looking at Chief Krusty Toes herself......

11/10/2019 07:50:00 AM

I dunno. Don't you think her stint in the federal pen might disqualify her?

11/10/2019 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dunno. Don't you think her stint in the federal pen might disqualify her?
11/10/2019 10:37:00 PM

No,its a job skill for CPD.

11/11/2019 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heaven help you CPD if the Ziman is foisted upon you......

11/11/2019 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So has anyone paid attention to this guy who goes around districts to stir shit? Apparent police agenda. He went to 7 and was faced with a boss that didn’t take his crap. Need more supervisors like this.
https://youtu.be/98GGGQ50gds


Good Lt. Was like this as a Sgt at academy

What you saw in the video is a future 007 District Commander. I want to see a non clouted LT. act the same way. COPA would have s/he long formed the next day for assault and unbecoming. If you don’t have any clout it’s best to not leave the office. Ignore the assholes. It’s only a camera.

He did absolutely nothing wrong. Told the guy if he wanted a report made he would have an officer make the report. If not he had no business in the station so leave and quit bothering and harassing his officers
As far as clout, for a guy with clout he’s on 3rd watch in 007. He better talk to the clout about that. And they said he went off. You call that going off?

11/11/2019 11:23:00 AM  

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