Sunday, November 24, 2019

What Waller Said

From someone who (might?) know what the Initiation Report says:
  • ....Waller made an off the cuff remark when [Consent Decree Monitor in Charge] Hickey asked for PO’s to assist her team. Waller in jest stated “I knew I was gonna get fucked, but I didn’t realize I was going to get raped at this meeting!” Hickey took offense and complained to LL’s people....
While having no filter is entertaining when a Chief is making "syrup on shitcakes" type comments, it's less endearing in 2019 and certainly not in mixed company.

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119 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, he was just telling the truth. Shit, i would be tired of those high horse MF sticking their nose in police business when they don’t know what the fuck they talking about. Well Waller i wish ud cyss some more of those bastards out before you leave, come on and take one for the team. Can you please accidentally call Lori, Larry Lightfoot Lol
That would send me into an early retirement

11/24/2019 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

False. The quote was “you can grope me but you can’t rape me.” Less offensive.

11/24/2019 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s it? Don’t change the way you talk for these snowflakes Chief

11/24/2019 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That fat fuck Paz showed up to LT training with captain bars on. Where the fuck do they find these guys at.

11/24/2019 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waller should have been fired for covering up Sgt Bradley (now deputy) domestic battery that occurred in the 002nd district's front office a few years ago. Check wbez website and you will see a story about waller covering for sgt jones, part of the ronny watts stick-up crew. Waller was a decent guy but way over his head & not to bright.

Time to retire you ignorant fool.

11/24/2019 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go Waller!! Screw Hickey, Godsell, Rowling. The last 3 insult 006 and expect results? You waited till after watch bids to reveal your plan. Thought it was clever. Well now you need us to make it work. Payback is a bitch

11/24/2019 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT, however connected..does anybody know Waller's IQ?
Must be smashing.

11/24/2019 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waller is a goof. He is one of the architects who messed this place up.

11/24/2019 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waller is good people and has the hardest job of all exempts. He shouldn't get fucked, yes I said it, because some civilian reformer doesn't like the language used or doesn't have a sense of humor. Be careful what all the haters wish for, this will be coming soon to a CR near you....Take multiple days suspension for telling someone to fuck off after they told you they are going to kill your family....or a bad joke out of earshot caught on camera....This type of bullshit should be nipped in the bud immediately.

11/24/2019 02:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While having no filter is entertaining when a Chief is making "syrup on shitcakes" type comments, it's less endearing in 2019 and certainly not in mixed company.


One day in the not too distant future, We're going to be begging for a Cop like Waller.

11/24/2019 02:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is this Hickey?

11/24/2019 03:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like the new command structure has pretty thin skin!

Or it is the start of the power going to their heads?

Either way they always eat their own!

11/24/2019 04:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The truth shall set you free. But in this shithole nothing is free even the truth has a price.

11/24/2019 05:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Know your audience

11/24/2019 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You can't put syrup on shit and call it pancakes" You sir are best! Once you made that statement and followed it up with rhetoric that the community should be held responsible for their actions. He was on to something and he made this statement publicly, Alderthieves were repeating similar statements the next day. So thank you Fred!

11/24/2019 05:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone disparaging Waller should just for a split second guess who the hell would replace him. It’s Lori’s pick. Bash the guy at your desire but I’ll take him over the Pandora’s box Lightfoot is going to pick out of.

11/24/2019 06:06:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Too harsh for such dainty ears.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

11/24/2019 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The level of political correctness in today's society is out of control. This is a police department. Who what, or how he said it. Get on with the job. I'm so sick of people being offended by every little thing that there is.

11/24/2019 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Real classy

11/24/2019 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got to love it.... syrup on shitcakes

11/24/2019 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way over promoted

11/24/2019 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Raped?

How?
He's still getting over $180,000.00 @ year (pensionable) pay. Take all the POs you want.

11/24/2019 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fred Waller is a nice guy and a good policeman. That means nothing nowadays.

11/24/2019 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isnt the point of meetings to get the members present to lay out their honest opinions on a subject. If you cant do that and be true to yourself and your opinions, twhats the point of a meeting. I cant tell you how many times on hthis sight bosses have been refered to as yes men. Well here you have someone speaking their mind. . A yes man serves the interest of no leader they are only serving their own interest. I would hope anyone in a leadership position understands this principle. Seek out honesty and diverse opinions and the leadership makes the call. Don't stifle honesty and opinions of others. By encouraging it you encourage real leadership..

11/24/2019 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Go Waller!! Screw Hickey, Godsell, Rowling. The last 3 insult 006 and expect results? You waited till after watch bids to reveal your plan. Thought it was clever. Well now you need us to make it work. Payback is a bitch

11/24/2019 12:52:00 AM
It's been talked about for months not just after watch bids! How will you pay them back? Bid out or act like a little bitch until the entire watch hates you!

11/24/2019 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No surprise. He’s a dumb ass. Nice guy but a dumb ass.

11/24/2019 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Truth is truth! Consent Decree is made up nonsense, to neuter what's left of the CPD!!!

11/24/2019 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT, however connected..does anybody know Waller's IQ?
Must be smashing.

Smart enough to bullshit his way to Chief of Patrol. More than can be said of you.

11/24/2019 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Embarrassing for anyone who has such thin skin that they made this an issue. Waller has 30 plus years spent in the sewer that this job often is, I have 20. We all come out with some shit on us. Offended by a crime analogy? Certainly not well thought out but give the man a break. He is one of the few exempts that has a great reputation, actually did the job on the street, and treats everyone (especially patrolmen) with respect.

11/24/2019 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:38A-Paz
They find them in bars, at ethnic food festivals, at Guys
Night Out spas getting pedis like John "Gangsta" Kerry.
Him and Biden failed as fathers. Both of their kids were
sheltered while Daddy played 'Sikorsky'. And what do you
get for that type of parental overreach? You get a kid who
went off to Naval Reserves with a grip full of two-dollar nickle
rolls to drain the Coke machine dry. You get a wanna-be
Energy Executive cutting deals in Europe. You get plastered
on the front page of every supermarket rag in this great
country. Vanity plate: THX DAD.

11/24/2019 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Born and raised here, I love our local vernacular with all it's profane adverbs etc. that sends "refined" ass holes with no sense of humor into a snit. Fuck 'em!

11/24/2019 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We tried that as kids and got our asses whipped for wasting
good pancake syrup

11/24/2019 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
That fat fuck Paz showed up to LT training with captain bars on. Where the fuck do they find these guys at.

11/24/2019 12:38:00 AM

While I agree with portions of your comment, how did he show up to Lt training with anything since it doesn't start until tomorrow?

11/24/2019 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wheeeezzzzeeee also overheard this and stated that every person E.J. promoted ( friends/merits/girlfriends/drivers)will be gone on there own doing,apparently the new "interm" see's rite through their bullshit.then she took 4 hours on the end because she came in late....

11/24/2019 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shirley you jest, sir.
You don't mean the Paz that's been posted here before?
Second City Cop
Saturday, September 29, 2012
Amended List: (excerpt)
Paz, Franklin 010/192
(If that's him, he sure does fucking get around)

11/24/2019 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Captain's bars? He caught a two for the price of one sale and could not resist.

11/24/2019 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The complainant wasn't Hickey, it was a civilian CPD member. However, when a civilian "deputy chief" discriminates against a female CPD sergeant, nothing happens. These new civilians are not our friends and will fuck you over in a heartbeat.

11/24/2019 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent, good for him. Fuck ALL of them.

11/24/2019 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paz still has that construction worker mentality.
Showers after work and spritz cologne in the morning
to make the call on time. He wanted his own Gold Bond
commercial but was told Shaq had it all tied up.
WTF do you say about a guy who uses Lysol Spray as an
underarm deodorant?

11/24/2019 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some guys have absolutely NO threat of being
replaced by a Knightscope robot. You can't program
personality into these things. Despite things going the
other way, policing will always be a humanistic profession.
That's why the zero personality types gravitate into
management. They just don't like people and want to be
in charge of their own destiny (dream on). Cop forces are
full of Lemmer's, Tech Guys, Tact Guys, and Pizza Man
Psychologists.

11/24/2019 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maggie hickey is a machine hack who does , has and always will do the bidding of the dummycrats. She is a RINO to the extreme. While inspector general she refused to investigate Senator pyramid scammer marijuana queen Patricia van pelt because Hickey allowed Cullerton to run free. She also refused to investigate and charge Frank capuzi, forced to resign after racist emails for a massive amount of corruption and ethical violations at the Illinois workers compensation commission because capuzi was protected by madigan and other machine types. Hickey like Lori, Ferguson, Lausch, and Fardon and Webb are all part of the phony us attorneys office that does the bidding of the deep state, Obama, and Daley and Rahm.

11/24/2019 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope Waller takes some good sized chunks out of
selected asses around here. He may be the last vestige
of manhood left in CPD. Go Waller!

11/24/2019 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snowflake Chief
What the fuck now is your beef
Do you think it's so inconsequential
Stop-That-Thief

11/24/2019 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nonymous said...
That fat fuck Paz showed up to LT training with captain bars on. Where the fuck do they find these guys at.

11/24/2019 12:38:00 AM

I recall when I made lieutenant, on the day we were to show up in uniform wearing our new rank for inspection, there was a female who pinned her bars on her blouse facing the wrong way. I found it hilarious and typical. She went on to a stellar career in 012.

11/24/2019 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maggie Hickey is a Chicago-connected piece of shit. Anyone who thought this AG driven consent decree was going to be legit is sadly mistaken. The fix is in and the winner will not be the City of Chicago, its residents or its police department.

11/24/2019 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now you have to walk on eggshells, stare straight ahead and stfu , fuck those lil sensitive pussies. Nagode demands the same, orders you to stay quiet while he runs his suck and if you speak you know what’s next.

11/24/2019 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like Waller he’s a good guy. I don’t say that about many

11/24/2019 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waller is the real police....you will miss him when he is gone.

11/24/2019 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There’s a new re-make track out check it!!!!

Wrong Said Fred - “I’m Too Stupid For My (White) Shirt”
Bwahahaha

11/24/2019 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

real heavy was only a Lieutenant for 30 days then promoted to commander! Never went below that rank now that's clout!

11/24/2019 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone really feel bad for merit Waller who is gonna still have a great pension when he is gone.

11/24/2019 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's a picture from Crains of her. At a glance you can tell she's a humorless beast. Walker should've held his tongue cuz she has tattle tale written all over her.

11/24/2019 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is this Hickey?

She lives in that Big cave down from you...

11/24/2019 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Groot:
The time is way overdue to drain the swamp.

11/24/2019 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT, however connected..does anybody know Waller's IQ?
Must be smashing.

11/24/2019 01:25:00 AM

Slightly above Barb West’s and hers is about room temperature.

11/24/2019 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Sounds like the new command structure has pretty thin skin!

Or it is the start of the power going to their heads?

Either way they always eat their own!

11/24/2019 04:00:00 AM

Hickey is a civilian and not part of the “command structure”
She is however the main oversight person for the federal consent decree.

11/24/2019 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Go Waller!! Screw Hickey, Godsell, Rowling. The last 3 insult 006 and expect results? You waited till after watch bids to reveal your plan. Thought it was clever. Well now you need us to make it work. Payback is a bitch

11/24/2019 12:52:00 AM

Give em hell

11/24/2019 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Who is this Hickey?

11/24/2019 03:02:00 AM

One of the many people who are getting rich under the consent decree hoax.

11/24/2019 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New 1st Deputy will be Chris Kennedy, it’s a done deal.

11/24/2019 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well that was a stupid remark, even without #metoo era. He should get reported.

11/24/2019 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

will copa investigate the Bradley domestic , off duty shooting by black sergeant shooting unarmed youth
westside drug shake downs

11/24/2019 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember when he was in 002 and we all came to clear out the Brownings, he would say “y’all know how to do this shit! Get it done! Get these mother fuckers (ie crack heads) outta here!. Fun times.

11/24/2019 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't slime Waller unless you can do one better.
O.K.? O.K. guys?

11/24/2019 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meh

11/24/2019 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waller you’re a piece of dog shit! This asshole is holding sergeants hostage in undesirable districts, for years, by limiting the amount of openings to other districts for incumbent sergeants. Meanwhile, new sergeants are allowed to start off their hack careers wherever they desire! How about at least sending the 30% merits from all the new classes to these inescapable dumps?? Whats the point of having SENIORITY??? Sergeant’s Association plays the “I dunno” part!

Stupid fucks! Do these HACK bosses think I’m going to give them anything more than the bare minimum??? It may be time to go on an extended medical leave!!

Signed,

A fed up unclouted, non-hack, “score” sergeant!

11/24/2019 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who gives a flying fuck what any exempt has to go through all they do as a whole along with the superintendent is constantly feed patrol shit sandwiches.

11/24/2019 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waller is a goof. He is one of the architects who messed this place up.

Just in case you didnt notice this shit show being perpetrated on the CPD is nothing more than the continuation of Rahm's "throw the Po-Po under the Bus" failed reelection campaign as dictated to him by the national Socialist Democrats. It just BS oversight jobs for their ignorant, know it all, brain washed true believer millennials. Waller has balls that's not acceptable any more.

Loadfoot an outsider, a reformer: I must have been asleep when that rotten you know what ordered that forensic audit of city finances and spending. She let the pimp oil salesman Rahm spend 2 billion in TIF money his last weeks in office. Outrage where outrage belongs cannibal!

11/24/2019 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another failure for Waller! This is what happens when your unqualified for the position your in.. shit show will continue

11/24/2019 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you imagine the new superintendent actually put QUALIFIED people in the positions that actually run this dept??

11/24/2019 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shopping Season is coming,Wisconsin tax 5.5% Lake county 7%,Pleasant Prairie has a ton of Stores,Lake County has no Alcohol tax gas is 60 Cents less than Cook County take the drive and save money screw Prepwinkle.

11/24/2019 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.chicagobusiness.com/law/woman-policing-chicago-cops

She has a chin that can cut glass!!!!!

11/24/2019 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My crystal ball tells me Lightfoot did not take Beck to the
game today, nor did he want to go. If it's wrong, I'm gonna
shatter a window on a Tesla pickup.

11/24/2019 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First, Fred can care less about a CR #
Second, Fred is a good guy and is on the side of Police Officers and to say differently means you do not know him.
When he leaves it will be bad for this Department, and all of the brats with five seconds on the job should keep quiet until they have a frigging clue. What’s coming from the new batch of difference makers is crap and cowardice.

Good Luck to you Chief Waller

He’s done “what’s best for the organization” and its members within his power and authority

11/24/2019 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What difference does it make? COPA monitor/LL/ etc they hate cops. The're at max hate so tey can't hate cops any more than they already do. Might as well make a joke of it.

11/24/2019 04:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It wasn’t that bad. I’m told director Christina Andersen reported Fred for saying “you can grope me but you can’t rape me” because she tried ordering him to detail people out of BOP to help her because she blew all the timelines in the consent decree. He only agreed to half her number. She brags about being best friends with Maurice Claussen who is the mayor’s chief of staff and likes to throw around “the mayor wants this” to try to bully chiefs. Fred was concerned about BOP losing personnel while trying to keep homicides under 500 and Princess Christina is only worried about being exposed. Thinks if she got a CR on Fred than Claussen will fire him.

11/24/2019 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well he spoke like a real cop, does this federal monitor have any real police experience? Fuck them with thier idealistic views.

11/24/2019 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@11/24/2019 12:22:00 AM

Less offense? AGREED.

Also, sort of funny if said dryly.

11/24/2019 04:31:00 PM  
Anonymous "The Chicago Way" said...

How blessed we are in having the CPD as a meritocracy with great inspiring leadership and morale. Earned not Given. The Best and the Brightest. Yada, yada, yada...

Look at all the unicorns and triple rainbows.

Don't bogart that fattie, muthafucka.

11/24/2019 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@SCC are we ever getting a contract? seriously, ever?

11/24/2019 04:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No sales tax money for toilet seat governor ,clown Chicago mayor ,nor soda tax prickwinkle shop in Wisconsin,indiana

11/24/2019 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nonymous said...
That fat fuck Paz showed up to LT training with captain bars on. Where the fuck do they find these guys at.



Still happy that he was made merit Lt instead of the female Facebook moderator Sgt from 312. Her clout is ALL leaving and she will finally have to deal with her Lt without her clout to go run and whine too when she is threatened with getting dumped.

11/24/2019 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
That fat fuck Paz showed up to LT training with captain bars on. Where the fuck do they find these guys at.

11/24/2019 12:38:00 AM

While I agree with portions of your comment, how did he show up to Lt training with anything since it doesn't start until tomorrow?

11/24/2019 08:09:00 AM

It would have been great though right?

11/24/2019 05:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I propose a new rule SCC: anyone from now on who writes the words “consent decree” needs to add the word “fake” in front of it. This is due to the fact that it’s a fake consent decree... Trump justice department wanted zero to do with it so it’s NOT federal, there’s no such thing as a state consent decree or a city consent decree... so it’s FAKE. Hell WE pay the retired judge who oversees The whole thing.... FAKE AS SHIT

11/24/2019 05:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“ Well that was a stupid remark, even without #metoo era. He should get reported.”

You’re in for a rude awakening when/if you hit the street in a ghetto district. But given your comment, I’m sure you’ve been inside hiding away your whole career. Or you’re a sensitive civilian. Either way, grow the fuck up. People use bad words in the real world sweet heart. It’s not the words you have to worry about, it’s the actions. The loudest one in the room is the weakest. Worry about the quiet one in the back with the pistol in his waistband casually trying to walk away. He’s got a couple bodies, and he isn’t going to prison. But you won’t need to worry about him, you’ll be crying from the loud one who said the “B word”. It’s alright kid, let big boys and girls handle big boy and girl work, you just sit there and handle your children’s tasks and say how big boys and girls should be reported for using a naughty word. Sit down hunny, no one wants to hear from you.

11/24/2019 05:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New sgts just literally came out. Day one, during conversation a Sgt with 19 years on got into an argument with another Sgt who only has on 13 years but has been a Sgt for the past two years. She says that she expects to get a good furlough because she has 19 years on. The Sgt with 13 years breaks the news to her that she is dead last in seniority on the watch and she flips and says I don’t care I have more time on the job than you and won’t let someone with 13 years pick infront of her. She “has kids and needs spring break and a summer furlough.” Sgt with 13 years now irritated and thinking she’s nuts now says no kidding. Man, good luck with that but not a chance you will be getting that furlough. In fact spring break and summer are always gone last, he says that judging by the numbers he is gonna be able to get the 4A (spring break) because he goes to California with the family. Well, she lost it. Still is ranting on how she has more time on the job and she needs and deserves it and that “kid” shouldn’t get anything because of her time on. She runs to the Lt and he screams her out of the office with the parting words of, “your time on the job means nothing with those stripes on you’re arm, we might as well call you a PPO because this is your first day of seniority.. enjoy your 1B,2A. She cries and runs out. Embarrassing. And guess what, she has been inside secretary in units for the past 14 years!!! A whole 4 or 5 years on the street and spoiled for the rest. Enjoy midnights and enjoy your furlough in January bigmouth.

11/24/2019 05:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, what’s with call back or 376 alternate response. I call it the land that time forgot. Been here a while. Doing my stint in the penalty box. Better than no pay status, which is always a day away for most of us here, so it’s always in the back of your mind. There’s a non existent Boss here that never leaves her office if she really exists. Can’t see her cuz of NO OPEN DOOR Policy. She has the pretend Sg’s running interference for her. By the way these stripped Sgt’s that monitor activity and impose non existent quotas. One is now gone, Xavier who was thieving and now going to prison. He was supervising us, total joke. Sgt J and J Lo here watch everything when they’re here cuz they don’t work full days, but will deny you time No reason. J Lo who was selling houses while working and has the stones to brag about it. They have a female civilian that will stand behind you trying to see your screen or what you do and report back to them. Another Sgt is cool doesn’t screw with anyone like these two asshats. Afternoons has a decent guy that gets no input or respect from the day goofs. Midnights has Sgt. CW, he’s a solid guy that really doesn’t want to be there but he was always the Police and he’s fair. So what’s with the quotas SCC, it’s call back WTF do these morons care. Different if they Were fair about letting some coppers go or approving time, but monitoring activity? And doing zip themselves. Damn tired of these fools. Hope my shit gets cleared up soon so I can go back to work, but in the meantime Pretend Sgt’s remember where you are and why you’re here. signing off from the island of misfit toys.

11/23/2019 05:15:00 PM

You got an easy gig. I get it you're stressed and don't feel you deserve to be where you are. Do your time, don't make noise, you'll be fine.

11/24/2019 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Can you imagine the new superintendent actually put QUALIFIED people in the positions that actually run this dept??

Where is he or she going to find them?

11/24/2019 05:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The interim Sup
Is only here to swing the ax for Larry the clown.

11/24/2019 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Waller stands at attention behind the Superintendent
That’s his talent. Leadership, none! Fck’d this Dept.
along with his over promoted buddy Bad Boy Bradley.
Dumb and dumber... clowns!

Get rid of these Idiots

11/24/2019 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT, however connected..does anybody know Waller's IQ?
Must be smashing.

Smart enough to bullshit his way to Chief of Patrol. More than can be said of you.

11/24/2019 07:44:00 AM

Wrong again. He fulfilled a certain demographic at the time, regardless of I.Q.

11/24/2019 08:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
While having no filter is entertaining when a Chief is making "syrup on shitcakes" type comments, it's less endearing in 2019 and certainly not in mixed company.


One day in the not too distant future, We're going to be begging for a Cop like Waller.
11/24/2019 02:46:00 AM

I couldn't agree more. Waller is probably the most pro police exempt that you have up at the top level. He sees through Special Ed's bullshit and actually was the working Police, unlike the rest of them. When he leaves you will lose someone who actually gets it. And if you think for a minute he is responsible for the new schedule you need to lay off the Rocks.

11/24/2019 09:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While Waller may be a good guy, no one should be promoted to commander after being a LT for a month. You slap every other LT in the face when you do that. I know its the Chicago way, but the problems you create for an organization when you do something so stupid is immeasurable.

11/24/2019 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


New sgts just literally came out. Day one, during conversation a Sgt with 19 years on got into an argument with another Sgt who only has on 13 years but has been a Sgt for the past two years. She says that she expects to get a good furlough because she has 19 years on. The Sgt with 13 years breaks the news to her that she is dead last in seniority on the watch and she flips and says I don’t care I have more time on the job than you and won’t let someone with 13 years pick infront of her. She “has kids and needs spring break and a summer furlough.” Sgt with 13 years now irritated and thinking she’s nuts now says no kidding. Man, good luck with that but not a chance you will be getting that furlough. In fact spring break and summer are always gone last, he says that judging by the numbers he is gonna be able to get the 4A (spring break) because he goes to California with the family. Well, she lost it. Still is ranting on how she has more time on the job and she needs and deserves it and that “kid” shouldn’t get anything because of her time on. She runs to the Lt and he screams her out of the office with the parting words of, “your time on the job means nothing with those stripes on you’re arm, we might as well call you a PPO because this is your first day of seniority.. enjoy your 1B,2A. She cries and runs out. Embarrassing. And guess what, she has been inside secretary in units for the past 14 years!!! A whole 4 or 5 years on the street and spoiled for the rest. Enjoy midnights and enjoy your furlough in January bigmouth.

11/24/2019 05:37:00 PM

She will get both. Seen it happen all the time. They write a to from with some bs family reunion or other excuse , cry and gets it

11/24/2019 10:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
New sgts just literally came out. Day one, during conversation a Sgt with 19 years on got into an argument with another Sgt who only has on 13 years but has been a Sgt for the past two years. She says that she expects to get a good furlough because she has 19 years on. The Sgt with 13 years breaks the news to her that she is dead last in seniority on the watch and she flips and says I don’t care I have more time on the job than you and won’t let someone with 13 years pick infront of her. She “has kids and needs spring break and a summer furlough.” Sgt with 13 years now irritated and thinking she’s nuts now says no kidding. Man, good luck with that but not a chance you will be getting that furlough. In fact spring break and summer are always gone last, he says that judging by the numbers he is gonna be able to get the 4A (spring break) because he goes to California with the family. Well, she lost it. Still is ranting on how she has more time on the job and she needs and deserves it and that “kid” shouldn’t get anything because of her time on. She runs to the Lt and he screams her out of the office with the parting words of, “your time on the job means nothing with those stripes on you’re arm, we might as well call you a PPO because this is your first day of seniority.. enjoy your 1B,2A. She cries and runs out. Embarrassing. And guess what, she has been inside secretary in units for the past 14 years!!! A whole 4 or 5 years on the street and spoiled for the rest. Enjoy midnights and enjoy your furlough in January bigmouth.


Keep us up to date. Think you will be surprised

11/24/2019 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I propose a new rule SCC: anyone from now on who writes the words “consent decree” needs to add the word “fake” in front of it. This is due to the fact that it’s a fake consent decree... Trump justice department wanted zero to do with it so it’s NOT federal, there’s no such thing as a state consent decree or a city consent decree... so it’s FAKE. Hell WE pay the retired judge who oversees The whole thing.... FAKE AS SHIT

11/24/2019 05:29:00 PM


except that its a federal judge overseeing it and is the only one who can lift the Department from it

11/24/2019 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The interim Sup
Is only here to swing the ax for Larry the clown.

11/24/2019 06:10:00 PM

Very true, heard from someone that LL, when asking Grau if he'd take interim, told him that his first job will be to "give the axe" to numerous exempts. He told her that he would not do that as some of them are his friends.....and declined Interim. Glad he didn't take it for other reasons not this one, LOL!

11/24/2019 10:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop for a moment and think of what this job was 10 years ago. We aren't Police anymore. Is what it is. God Bless and be safe.

11/24/2019 10:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Iris, welcome to the world of middle management. Take you’re entitled self back to a desk and give up the stripes if you don’t like the rules as they are written. Oh, that’s right, too late. Maybe you shoulda read the Sgt contract before accepting the promotion and all that goes with it. Way to set an example as a leader by pouting.

11/24/2019 10:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You’re in for a rude awakening when/if you hit the street in a ghetto district. But given your comment, I’m sure you’ve been inside hiding away your whole career. Or you’re a sensitive civilian. Either way, grow the fuck up. People use bad words in the real world sweet heart.

You had me at sweet heart where is the kissing bandit when you need one

11/25/2019 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You’re in for a rude awakening when/if you hit the street in a ghetto district. But given your comment, I’m sure you’ve been inside hiding away your whole career. Or you’re a sensitive civilian. Either way, grow the fuck up. People use bad words in the real world sweet heart.



Wrong! You gotta work on / drop that Cis gender attitude "grope" "Rape" are such harsh words. Fred should have been more complimentary a well placed "sugar pants" or "sweet tits" always wins the day. It aways works on my sergeant just ask him.

11/25/2019 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Shopping Season is coming,Wisconsin tax 5.5% Lake county 7%,Pleasant Prairie has a ton of Stores,Lake County has no Alcohol tax gas is 60 Cents less than Cook County take the drive and save money screw Prepwinkle.

11/24/2019 01:52:00 PM

Im with you! I live on the other side of the city. Indiana is just a hop, skip and a jump away! Lower taxes. No food tax. Lower gas prices. Thanks Prickwinkle and Gov Flintstone!

11/25/2019 01:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever this IQ is, he and Eddie are responsible for unfair promotions
Have you ever heard Betts give a speech, he not the smartest MOF he’s stupid

11/25/2019 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I propose a new rule SCC: anyone from now on who writes the words “consent decree” needs to add the word “fake” in front of it. This is due to the fact that it’s a fake consent decree... Trump justice department wanted zero to do with it so it’s NOT federal, there’s no such thing as a state consent decree or a city consent decree... so it’s FAKE. Hell WE pay the retired judge who oversees The whole thing.... FAKE AS SHIT

11/24/2019 05:29:00 PM

It is "Federal" alright, a federal judge ruled it , so you are stuck with it.

11/25/2019 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
It wasn’t that bad. I’m told director Christina Andersen reported Fred for saying “you can grope me but you can’t rape me” because she tried ordering him to detail people out of BOP to help her because she blew all the timelines in the consent decree. He only agreed to half her number. She brags about being best friends with Maurice Claussen who is the mayor’s chief of staff and likes to throw around “the mayor wants this” to try to bully chiefs. Fred was concerned about BOP losing personnel while trying to keep homicides under 500 and Princess Christina is only worried about being exposed. Thinks if she got a CR on Fred than Claussen will fire him.

11/24/2019 04:20:00 PM

Fuck fred. So it’s ok for him to take care of his side pieces and bros but when someone else asks for manpower then he gives them lip. Look at a recently promoted merit sgt who after a month went straight to supervising an SDSC room. Guess who made that happen? fred is an overpromoted piece of turd who had no business ever wearing a white shirt.

11/25/2019 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First one I would replace would be Carter, this goof has loaded up Special Functions, he cant figure out how to manage any special event is an embarrassment at police funerals and has destroyed SWAT, command Van's and light truck are a disgrace and when we have a terrorist incident ever occurs, there will be casualties.

11/25/2019 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waller was promoted from Sergeant to Lieutenant to Commander all within 1 year. He is Chief of Patrol with over 50 Brutality Beefs. What did the powers at be expect.

11/25/2019 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ralph Papa Thorson Says:

The Truth is dead in Communist Chicago, as well as in the CPD. Vote Trump in 2020 and hope for the best. Rome burns, while Nerofoot fiddles.

11/25/2019 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

except that its a federal judge overseeing it and is the only one who can lift the Department from it

You mean the retired federal judge that we are paying? Don’t be fooled, he isn’t a federal judge, he’s retired if he doesn’t like the timeline what exactly is he going to do about it?


ITS FAKE!

11/25/2019 04:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is "Federal" alright, a federal judge ruled it , so you are stuck with it.

Oh yeah? What Judge was that? Who ruled on it? You are showing your lack of knowledge. The “consent decree” was a negotiated agreement. There never was a ruling on it. Absolutely not federal because Trump’s DOJ told Rahm to go pound sand

11/25/2019 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the person who decided to blog about unit 376 calling the unit misfit Island. Let’s start with the Captain. You couldn’t ask for a better boss who earned get rank . She didn’t lay on her back to fuck and get her Captain bars, She came to the unit not being judgmental and gave everyone a fair chance, Yes she allows her Sgts. To run the unit only intervening if necessary . You have big balls to talk about the people who are stripped. How funny are you especially since your whack ass us stripped yourself. I can tell u have no time on the job because old timers aren’t trick bitches like your punk ass. You wouldn’t know a real boss if your stripped ass fell off a Apple cart. Now every strip officer better be on the look out. We have a trick bitch among the rank and file, U are what we old timers call. Fucking RAT. Let’s set a trap to catch your Ass..’

11/25/2019 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Waller was promoted from Sergeant to Lieutenant to Commander all within 1 year. He is Chief of Patrol with over 50 Brutality Beefs. What did the powers at be expect.

If you think that’s something, check how many beefs the IAD supervisors have. You’d be amazed.

11/26/2019 03:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Who the Fck is running OCD ?

Can this place survive another year ??? Geez

11/26/2019 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic
Fred might be merit , but he’s the police and uniforms look sharp .
Will be forced off next year , unless Mayor LL raises the mandate return age . Raise it to 66 Lori .
I am on time , uniforms in order , make arr3sts ,write tickets,stay out of trouble and no CR #’s
Now , my beef , today some Officers look like bums , uniforms worn ,raggedy , a disgrace to CPD .
Even at a press conference , white shirts with a goatee, officers without a star or wearing a short sleeve shirt and it’s October .
Tactical, shaggy beards , dirty vest covers , the list goes on . Women with jewelry, pony tails , dreadlocks .
I have nothing against a neatly trimmed beard , but cut the BS medicL excuses , allow the neatly trimmed beard for all .
Well Lori , if you want to keep some old dogs around , raise the mandatory retirement age to 66 .
It’s been done before .

11/26/2019 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waller you’re a piece of dog shit! This asshole is holding sergeants hostage in undesirable districts, for years, by limiting the amount of openings to other districts for incumbent sergeants. Meanwhile, new sergeants are allowed to start off their hack careers wherever they desire! How about at least sending the 30% merits from all the new classes to these inescapable dumps?? Whats the point of having SENIORITY??? Sergeant’s Association plays the “I dunno” part!

Stupid fucks! Do these HACK bosses think I’m going to give them anything more than the bare minimum??? It may be time to go on an extended medical leave!!

Signed,

A fed up unclouted, non-hack, “score” sergeant!

11/24/2019 12:32:00 PM


funny calling waller a dog and you are going to go on extended medical and fuck your fellow sgt's who is the dog?

11/26/2019 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bradley is just a get along kinda guy. He ain’t making no waves and is the worst supervisor one could have.
So sick of this shit, but ya Boi Betts ran and retired before he got DUPMED

11/26/2019 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
To the person who decided to blog about unit 376 calling the unit misfit Island. Let’s start with the Captain. You couldn’t ask for a better boss who earned get rank . She didn’t lay on her back to fuck and get her Captain bars, She came to the unit not being judgmental and gave everyone a fair chance, Yes she allows her Sgts. To run the unit only intervening if necessary . You have big balls to talk about the people who are stripped. How funny are you especially since your whack ass us stripped yourself. I can tell u have no time on the job because old timers aren’t trick bitches like your punk ass. You wouldn’t know a real boss if your stripped ass fell off a Apple cart. Now every strip officer better be on the look out. We have a trick bitch among the rank and file, U are what we old timers call. Fucking RAT. Let’s set a trap to catch your Ass..’

11/25/2019 07:41:00 PM

Why is there a Captain even there? 376 has been run by Lt's for decades without a Captain.

11/26/2019 08:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She will get both. Seen it happen all the time. They write a to from with some bs family reunion or other excuse , cry and gets it

11/24/2019 10:30:00 PM

She'll get one or the other because of the way sergeants pick. They pick first choice by seniority, then go around again by seniority for their second pick. If they change hers, and anybody with more seniority wanted that pick but couldn't get it, they're fools if they don't file a grievance.

11/26/2019 10:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waller is good people and a great boss! He should have been made Supt. Not Special Ed. Couldn’t happen though bc he spent to many years doing real police work and racked up to many CR’s. We wouldn’t be in the position we are in now if that self serving fat Fuck Ed didn’t sell us all out

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