Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Baby Shot

Someone said this was CHA property, and guns are banned on CHA property. So this is (once again) an impossibility:
  • A 1-year-old boy was shot in the head Monday in Uptown while his parents tussled over a gun inside their home and it went off — not by a stray bullet, as his father claimed, Chicago police say.

    Detectives determined the parents were struggling over a gun inside their home when it discharged and a bullet ricocheted and struck the 23-month-old boy, police spokesman [Google-me] said in an interview Tuesday morning.

    “The bullet didn’t penetrate the skull,” [Google-me] said. “He’ll be fine.”
As Google-me is neither a doctor or a sociologist, we're going to take issue with his diagnosis of "He'll be fine." After all, we're reading about his parents in the Sun Times. He's very very far from "fine."

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32 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's a scratch, crawl it off kid!

Kid's gonna be legend in preschool! Already got shot befo he was 2!

1/29/2020 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kid will be fine by Chicago standards.

1/29/2020 03:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s Dr. Google-me to you. He stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

1/29/2020 04:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Something to think about. Just read an article about the chase in Cleveland that killed a 13 year old girl. The Chief said, "I haven’t heard one person say that a young, 15-year-old boy should not have put a gun in that lady’s face. Who’s responsible for that!? Who’s responsible for that!?” said Williams to the howls of those who would rather not address question of responsibility. Police say the armed pair perpetuated the violent carjacking that ended in Tamia’s death. "That’s the root of the problem. Yet, few in the community bother to focus on the true perpetrators of the crime". Oh and they are being charged with murder but in juvenile court! Of course the family of the victim will sue the city and perhaps the officer too and win.

And at a vigil for the girl who died, a crowd carried signs and chanted, “Save our children. Stop the chase.” You see who they blame and who they never blame. Give them what they want. Anyone that chases or does anything proactive is completely out of their mind.

https://www.cleveland.com/metro/2020/01/chief-calvin-williams-offered-an-apology-and-then-asked-a-question-that-demands-an-answer-phillip-morris.html

1/29/2020 05:19:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Run some baby powder on it kid and get back in the game.I

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

1/29/2020 05:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next time he may not be so lucky, and luck is the only thing he has going for him.

1/29/2020 06:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What was his fathers criminal history like, why did he have a gun in public housing, why are we paying for his housing if he a previous reported criminal, gibbs me dat and you pay for it, you know what would help, more public housing.

1/29/2020 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 weeks ago when the 2 kids got shot at the barber shop I was a little upset, then I saw their picture representing their gang. Now nothing, I don't care, nothing to see here.

1/29/2020 07:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

skull made of kevlar

1/29/2020 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This kid was doomed the day it was born.

1/29/2020 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“The bullet didn’t penetrate the skull,” [Google-me] said. “He’ll be fine.”
As Google-me is neither a doctor or a sociologist, we're going to take issue with his diagnosis of "He'll be fine." After all, we're reading about his parents in the Sun Times. He's very very far from "fine."
Labels: crime

Gargle-balls needs to apply his trade at TMZ, they're seeking studio fluffers...

1/29/2020 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like our Scout Leader used to say, "Rub some dirt on it."

1/29/2020 08:51:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

>>>> ..his parents tussled over a gun inside their home and it went off.. <<<<
Damn, and they were in the running for 'Parents Of The Year' too. Oh well, there's always next year.

>>>> ..“The bullet didn’t penetrate the skull” ... “He’ll be fine.” <<<<
Maybe yes, maybe no. It could all depend if he embraces his new nickname: 'Lead-Head'.

btw, I've got the feeling that one of these stellar parents will ask if they can keep the Bullet so they can have a Keepsake Necklace made out of it. And as the kid gets older on each anniversary one or both will tell the kid: See this Jr, this is the bullet we almost killed you with.

1/29/2020 09:04:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

Addendum to my previous post:

I forgot to add; June and Ward Cleaver these two so-called parents, 'ain't'.

1/29/2020 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DAHLEEN said we need more gun control.....but if they are already banned what more can you do?

1/29/2020 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im sure he will be hitting his first lick in about 8 years

1/29/2020 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He'll be fine. Foxx will be fine with a UUW misdemeanor. DCFS will be fine sending the kid back to live with these wonderful parents. Everything is fine.

1/29/2020 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kid has street cred now. Little Man be an OG by grade school.

1/29/2020 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Misfit CPD gossip columnist Dr.GoogleMyHeinie probably got clonked on the noggin repeatedly throughout his formative years with cans of corn. Formed a thick, tortoise like shell...nothing good gets out, nothing bad gets in.
Can’t confirm but it’s rumored he was the Crafting section editor at Highlights magazine.
That’s talent worthy of CPD.

The govmint supported parents of year ‘tusseled’ over the a gun. It’s mine. No, it’s mine kinda?
This almost had the makings of another FakeNews media pandemonium MAGA hat wearing ambush mystery event.
Good work A-North. Clear closed by arrest and now a matter for the prosecution.

Cook County States Atty KmmmFxxxxx 2020 is inking a quick plea down to misdemeanor domestic CDTP.

1/29/2020 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh God Dahleen Glanton on the Trib?

Jesus where do they find these people?

1/29/2020 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
it's a scratch, crawl it off kid!

Kid's gonna be legend in preschool! Already got shot befo he was 2!

1/29/2020 12:41:00 AM

LOL, damn it, I just spit coffee. Thats funny

1/29/2020 10:09:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Uh, I'm a little concerned for the welfare of a kid who's parents are trying to wrestle for control of a firearm. Doesn't sound like a healthy home environment.

1/29/2020 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Google-me: "He'll be fine, just put a little 'tussin on it."

1/29/2020 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, at least the baby's parents stayed together long enough to have a fight over a gun and shoot him in the head. Most daddies are up and gone when the woman misses her first period.

I don't pay for the Tribune, but Dahleen had a headline explaining we need better gun control because this kid got shot in the head. How many crimes on the books were broken for this to happen? No FOID, an undocumented transfer, firearm in CHA, domestic violence of some sort, etc. Maybe just outlaw stupid and cut this stuff off at the knees.

1/29/2020 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like Mr. Google-Me needs some sensitivity training...

1/29/2020 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: 1/29/2020 at 04:15:00 AM
You mean he stayed at La Quinta last night.

1/29/2020 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Kid has street cred now. Little Man be an OG by grade school.

1/29/2020 09:38:00 AM

Preschool. Have his first tear drop by kindegarten.

1/29/2020 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The kid will ace show and tell with this story.

1/29/2020 07:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those damn guns!

1/29/2020 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous "Know what I'm sayin?" said...

He should have shot the kid in the foot or leg, Give little Rastus, The "ghetto Limp" that gains instant credit and respect from the

rest of the tribe!

1/30/2020 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What was his fathers criminal history like, why did he have a gun in public housing, why are we paying for his housing if he a previous reported criminal, gibbs me dat and you pay for it, you know what would help, more public housing.

1/29/2020 06:46:00 AM
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You sir, are correct. What if it was that simple; just stop paying their rent. Let the scumbag slum landlord give them the heave ho. Watch it all end in a month.

1/30/2020 09:45:00 AM  
Blogger Razldazlrr said...

I really hope and pray he is able to go to a new family and never see these awful parents again. I feel so bad for children that are born into this.

1/30/2020 12:48:00 PM  

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