Tuesday, February 11, 2020


"Scamps" didn't seem to cover it:
  • Three juveniles are charged after a police chase that ended in a car crash in South Chicago.

    Police said the minors — ages 13, 12 and 10 — were speeding in a Jeep Cherokee around 4:30 p.m. Saturday, when they rear-ended an unmarked police car and drove away. Officers chased the Jeep to the 8700 block of South Chicago Avenue, where it then crashed into nine parked vehicles at a car dealership before flipping over.
Anyone hear from the parents? Are they paying for the damages caused by their spawn?



Anonymous Anonymous said...

JISC regulars. These are the ones the consent decree liberals want us to give adjustments and counseling to. Screw the victims and the public.

2/11/2020 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the point of this chase was?

2/11/2020 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Parents are probably on the government tit and haz no monnies.

2/11/2020 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous dindu nuffin said...

just funnin

2/11/2020 12:46:00 AM  
Blogger News Scoop said...


That's the funniest thing I heard in a long time...... In Chicago, bad behavior in the inner city is NOT punished but REWARDED!

2/11/2020 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only one kid was the driver. Maybe the other two where innocent 😇 passengers who where injured due to an unnecessary and highly dangerous police chase. The two innocent 😇 bystander’s attorneys could then argue that the police should have deescalated the situation by not pursuing. At the end of the day, the ghetto lottery will prevail.

2/11/2020 12:52:00 AM  
Blogger Hibbityjibbity Phantom said...

Definitely not scamps. They may actually be scallywags though.

2/11/2020 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thpse kooky kids ! They need more programs for someone to steal money from.

2/11/2020 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amish kids having fun? Those parents better be held accountable,
I bet if it were my kids, I would get a lawsuit in the mail and probably
certified mail! This is just plain bull shit ! Unbelievable and unacceptable!
I’m sure those 3 punks are at the top of their class! That’s right , give them
extra points when they take the police exam for their hard work in the
CPS System. Dummies that came up with that idea! What was the total
cost of the cars damaged and the unmarked squad car!!! Who’s paying ???

2/11/2020 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This isn't the same Jeep that was carjacked downtown, is it?

2/11/2020 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well it sounds like chico just sold 9 used cars to the city of chicago at a fat profit. and groot will be paying for the jeep and a little sumptin for the yutes college fund at the polytechnic of their choice. poor taxpayers get it in the pooper again !

2/11/2020 01:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

which would Groot and Becc describe this incident to be?

A. crime of economics

B. funnin

C. Typical ghetto bullshit.

D. No crime at all.


I think its D. This is the Peoples DemocRATic Republic of CC.

2/11/2020 02:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone hear from the parents? Are they paying for the damages caused by their spawn?

HAHAHAHAAHHAAAAHAAAA.....Do they accept Ebit .

2/11/2020 03:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well this certainly beats he story of the pre-teens
driving side-by-sides down the Dan Ryan at night from
a few summers ago. How did this story stay quiet so
long? I can just imagine the reaction of Charlie Beck
when this was presented to him.

2/11/2020 04:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sean Malinoski sure has egg all over his face on this
one. This can't be prevented by a fixed wing aircraft
with a high resolution camera or predicted by a crystal
ball. You can document all you want here, but this crime
will never be repeated. When will these new age fools
realize there is no substitute for good old fashioned
manpower out on the streets?

2/11/2020 04:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not paying but getting lawyer and suing. how dare the police put their children in danger.

2/11/2020 04:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There you have it. Murders at an 18-yr high, Media
Bias, and underage drivers right out of the Our Gang
Comedies. That's just for starters. The "Big Event"
today will be the dog and pony show news conference
co-hosted by the Massilon Mayor and LAP-Dog Charlie.
As is always the case, the city has a spokesperson office
to color coordinate clothing, hairstyles, and makeup. Then
you always have to pacify the PITA people over the choice
of props. Sounds like this one will get national attention and
at least get a whisper into the ear of President Trump.
It's about time, don't you agree?

2/11/2020 04:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Murders, Police shootings, and underaged Jeepers.
That's just perfect for headlines and certainly enough to
give any Predictive Policing Proponent the Willys.
Our best guess here is that Beck lingers a little bit longer,
certainly over Valentine's Day, because it's his one chance to
go down in history as being the Chicago Police Chief on that
fateful day. Beck has become quite the Media Star in he past
few moons and we suspect there's a Consulting Wizard out
there that has some laundry to do.

2/11/2020 04:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch it, they allegedly hit the unmarked and allegedly tried to get away and allegedly hit nine cars at a dealership.
They allegedly have parents and that will be the hard one to prove.
The only thing that is known at this point is that the alleged parents won't be paying for shit.

2/11/2020 05:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You will hear from the parents all right. As soon as they are contacted by some scumbag lawyer to sue the cops and the city for putting the little darlings in danger with a chase.
"Let my people go" says Crimesha

2/11/2020 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One thing is for certain, we certainly have a nice fresh stream of cb numbers which will never dry up. Great for job security.

2/11/2020 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These fuckers should be sterilized and sent to work in a quarry.

Take their nuts now before they reproduce.

2/11/2020 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anyone hear from the parents? Are they paying for the damages caused by their spawn?"

no they are suing because the police injured and almost killed the children by chasing them.

2/11/2020 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anyone hear from the parents? Are they paying for the damages caused by their spawn?"

Pay?! Not a chance. Actually, now they're looking to sue because officers shouldn't have chased for what amount to traffic traffic which then caused the poor babies to be involved in a rollover crash! The poor boys only drove off because they feared the racist police were going to kill them! At least, that's how the parents and their attorney will spin it. And COPA. And the State atty office will also keep that in mind when charging these misguided yutes.

2/11/2020 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My kids get into the same sort of mischief on saturdays, except for stealing of cars, getting into high speed chases, and of course the total disregard for human life.

2/11/2020 06:19:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I hope those yutes have good insurance.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

2/11/2020 06:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The parents will come out of whatever hell they're brains live in, and sue everyone in sight How do children that age learn how to drive (or in this case not drive so well)? My parents car keys were always out of reach.

Is this some new commie cps after school program? Glad no one died in this crime spree....

2/11/2020 06:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone hear from the parents?

thats funny

2/11/2020 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You want to talk about media bias? Why is it that the media only tells you the race of the offender and the race of the officer when it's black and white respectively. In this instance with the three little hoodlums, they don't tell you what the race is. Oh, but we know. We know

2/11/2020 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Future scientists just funning!

2/11/2020 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They were on their way to the study group

2/11/2020 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"paying for the damages"
SCC, it's not 3 Channels anymore.
Leave It To Beaver is in syndication.
This is multi-billion dollar stuff now.

2/11/2020 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bad chase in 11 the other night killed a pretty legit woman just driving by. They were chasing for traffic. Stop it. Just f’ing stop it.

2/11/2020 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Were they the ones who car jacked the victim at Oak & Rush with a gun ?????? Took off with his Trail Hawk Jeep ???????

2/11/2020 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor coppers will probably get 30 pending for FORCING these AMISH children to flee causing all the childrens to get blood on their Graduation Robes.

2/11/2020 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Three juveniles? They’ll be home before the officers and detectives involved. What the fucks the point? This city and county are a upside down.

Guy murders 2 men in Chinatown, was on probation for other robberies.

2/11/2020 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only positive here is that I don’t have to listen to Eddie’s stupid ass say, “you know, in my 30 years on this job, I seen a lot. Sometimes, kids just do dumb things.” Fuck you Eddie. We are so glad you’re gone. Now we are stuck with your horrible placements of failing exempts further driving this department deeper into the ground. We’re so deep, we might as well be subterranean.

2/11/2020 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
And the point of this chase was?

2/11/2020 12:19:00 AM
Exactly! Then everyone is supposed to feel sorry when they get days for it. Quit chasing cars.DUMBASS

2/11/2020 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No comment at all by the media about the lack of parenting? I have kids in that age group and I always know where they are, it's like the family structure has completely broken down in certain demographics. And it's not a race thing, it's a cultural problem.

2/11/2020 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone hear from the parents? Are they paying for the damages caused by their spawn?
Labels: crime

Rumor of the day is nationwide Amber alerts have been initiated for their whereabouts...

2/11/2020 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DEMON SPAWN, not just spawn!!!! Don't insult regular spawn.

2/11/2020 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On another note kid arrested for robbery, processed at Jisc, his mama works there.

2/11/2020 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Minors, yes, but 35 years of combined experience

2/11/2020 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's only Feb. Summer looking toasty. Run Beck!

2/11/2020 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sure the car dealership will now sue the city and police department for damages because they chased some teens for a minor traffic accident. Deep pockets. Let the teens drive around all night long. Who cares

2/11/2020 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Feral being feral, after skrool shenanigans and hijinks.
This proves 4th graders are just bad drivers making poor choices and shouldn’t be permitted to borrow cars during rush hour.
Pay for damage?
Yes, the Cook Co Juvenile Justice System will order that their monthly Gubmint stipends will include deductions as part of restitution and boot camp rehabilitation will start in June.

2/11/2020 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why play grand theft auto... when you can live it?

2/11/2020 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yummy Sandifer reboot?

2/11/2020 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not scamps. "Criminal larvae."

2/11/2020 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

D) for $300 Didn’t do nuffins!

2/11/2020 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The vast majority of chases result in serious injury or death. Next, are the lawsuits and possible punitive damages. Then, a review of whether or not to charge the officer(s) by Crimesha. Finally, the option to strip and perhaps put officers in front of the police board in attempts to terminate. Is it really worth it, hard chargers? Knock it off, these pursuits are putting your lives and livelihoods at risk while picking winners of the ghetto lottery. Forewarned is fair warned and the city will continue to sacrifice the officers in these chases. Educate yourselves, COPA already recommended termination on a chase that one would argue wasn’t one.

2/11/2020 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t chase. Call for EMS and put out a flash. If you are hurt go iod until you feel better and collect. Now you will be suspended sued and the perps will collect. Wake up get on board smell the coffee. Just a lil advice. CPD RETIRED.

2/11/2020 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More mentoring...

More program...

More funds...

We Are All Replaceable

2/11/2020 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Fuckin City,is beyond repair..

We need more Dumbocrats, Yep that's the answer !

2/11/2020 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bumper sticker on Jeep: "If you can read this, flip me back over".
I'm sure these youth stole...err, borrowed the Jeep to deliver food and medicine to the poor.

2/11/2020 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old World Literary

“You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!”
- Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2 Scene 1)

Contemporaneous urbane

rap scallion / ‘rap skal-yən
A noisome invasive onion-like sociopathic street cultivar having an accustomed knack for lawless behavior.
Slang - one to have succeeded in evading the penalty for a crime; be acquitted:
“Dame, they tried to put a case on doe’s rap scallions for no reason.”

2/11/2020 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amish, right ?

2/11/2020 02:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When my kid was 12, I was going to teach him how to drive a jeep at a quarry/offroad area. He said, "But Dad, won't I get in trouble"?

2/11/2020 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

German IS the most popular second language in
Illinois. Under that 1619 law the 13-yr old will just
have to work off the debt. Charles Dickens was a
bootblack in an English factory for a while working off
the debt of his family.

2/11/2020 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These kids have no father figures in their lives.
Baby mama out getting high , piercings,tattoos collecting welfare.

2/12/2020 10:36:00 AM  

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