Wednesday, February 05, 2020

So What Was the Real Story?

Around Christmas time, skids of these landed at the CFD facility on Sacramento:


And then boxes and boxes made their way to police stations across the city.

Did the launch bomb that badly?

Was this some sort of effort to poison the entire Department?

We're genuinely curious and it's a slow news day.

UPDATE: Some districts must not have gotten the "gift." These are Turkey and Gravy flavored Pringles, a new product rolled out around Thanksgiving. They must not have sold well, because one day, hundreds, maybe thousands of these boxes appeared at the CFD shop for temporary storage. Then someone somewhere had dozens or more boxes (each with a dozen-or-so tubes of chips) delivered to Districts across the city.

We were just curious as to whose bright idea this was.

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148 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Photograph those bar codes and work backwards.
That's a lot of merch for no explaination.

2/05/2020 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those pringos where baked turkey flavor and smell like crap with a weird aftertaste too.
I am pretty sure they could not sale them so decided to dump them on the 1st responders.

2/05/2020 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell is in the boxes?

2/05/2020 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We got these instead of retro.

2/05/2020 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huh? What?

2/05/2020 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is that garbage ?

2/05/2020 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Turkey flavored Pringle’s. I handed them out to all the expressway ramp pan handlers, to and from 011.

2/05/2020 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never liked Pringles. Even when I was a kid I thought they tasted like flavored pieces of cardboard. Those skids were probably on their way to 025's CAPS office before Escamerit got demoted. You can't conduct secret scientific test studies when your human lab rats are malnourished.

2/05/2020 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cookies were given out to all the districts and Areas by a thankful bakery business

2/05/2020 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don’t get it
What is it?

2/05/2020 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who’s this new goof, LT Paz, we just got in 003? He comes into roll call for the first time, and introduces himself as the “game changer.” Then he goes on to tell us there’s going to be changes, and “if we don’t like it you can bitch to that shitty little blog.” Who the hell is this guy and where did he come from. 003 isn’t the best place to work, asshole. So why are you being a prick?

2/05/2020 02:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give them to the homeless. Or hungry families. Cheap officers will eat the free pringles everyday to say a buck

2/05/2020 03:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, I expanded the picture and still cant tell what is inside the box. Can you take a closer picture next time so the writing on the box can be read?

Do tell us what is in the boxes.

2/05/2020 04:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok what is it?
cat food for when the pension files bankruptcy

2/05/2020 04:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are they? Pringles?

2/05/2020 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T. in case you missed it, Cmdr Felipe Garcia did have a pick. on the last sgt list

2/04/2020 06:34:00 AM

Who was his pick?

2/05/2020 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF

2/05/2020 05:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so bad for you...throw in the garbage!

2/05/2020 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so sick of those pringles I quit them cold turkey. Went back to doritos.

2/05/2020 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I see one more can of turkey flavored Pringles I’m going to go postal on this motherfucker.

2/05/2020 06:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT:
BECK Sir.....

Why is there IAD Sgt’s like this one, who is not only f’n clueless but also is sitting in the highest percentile for allegations himself. then freaking moves investigations at ghetto Speed. WTF

SGT Gregory JACKSON #1118
DOA: 27FEB1991

98 Allegations - HELLO!
** 99.6% higher than ALL other Officer **

2/05/2020 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We had cases of this stuff in 018. We gave them away as consolation prizes to people after they bonded out. We’re also giving them away to homeless people.

2/05/2020 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There were a bunch of boxes in 011. Reviews I heard from other coppers were bad, the boxes remained mostly untouched after the first few tubes were opened. I tried them, I didn’t think they were half bad. I wouldn’t buy them in stores though. But I did find it odd as to why there were boxes stacked 5+ ft high of hundreds of these things in the hallway. I figured it was a COPA sting operation.

2/05/2020 07:20:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Can't read what it is. I should upgrade to Windows 95.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

2/05/2020 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pig testicles?

2/05/2020 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Gary Grabowski said...

Umm, that's the local 2 union hall.

2/05/2020 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Turkey flavored pringles, still have some laying around the house. Goes great with a nice cold beer.

2/05/2020 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christmas presents for all the bosses. I saw some bosses taking them home by the box load.

2/05/2020 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They were probably a bad batch. I tossed them n the trash they were very high in sodium like extra salty

2/05/2020 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boxes of those also arrived at park district field houses and are just sitting. They are turkey flavored potato chips and are the nastiest thing you’ve ever tasted.

2/05/2020 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tony Respondi an ex-partner works in the 1st District . His wife Jennifer was notified by the President of Pringle’s who informed her that he was donating two truck loads of a Pringle’s to first responders in New York , Chicago and Los Angeles . I then contacted Jim Tracy at Local # 2 who was able to use his warehouse to unload thousands of cases of the potato chips and it took several days to distribute them across the city . Each District and firehouse were given dozens of cases of free potato chips with a combined effort between our unions . Thank you Jim Tracy , Tony and Jennifer Respondi !
Pat Murray , Fop 1st Vp


2/05/2020 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They were dropped off at CFD Local 2 and have been slowly been being sent all over to get rid of them.

2/05/2020 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My chickens loved them

2/05/2020 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that's a way to poison us that I can live with because those things were delicious!!

2/05/2020 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was stated in a Tribune article today.

There were 138 TIF districts in Chicago during the 2018 tax year, which collected a total of roughly $841 million.

It also stated Lincoln Yards is still getting $1.3 BILLION dollars of TIF funds.

These are nothing more then stolen taxpayer dollars going to connected developers who are making millions of dollars in profits.

And all we hear is there is no money to fund the pensions. BS!!!

2/05/2020 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got it they are turning the districts into a food dispenser for the entitled remember Easter is not far off they could be filled with jelly beans and marshmallow eggs

2/05/2020 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You need to do an article about the radio and PDT repair shop at 31st and Sacremento. Lewin has vins and bins loaded with new police radio's that don't have cords and mics because Lewin is too cheap to buy them. Also loads of PDT's there broken waiting for parts because Lewin wants to look good on paper keeping costs down by not purchasing the extended warranty. FOP should visit this site on behalf of the membership. You need to start working for the members who are getting nothing for thier dues money.

2/05/2020 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once you pop, you can't stop!

2/05/2020 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they were BBQ they would’ve killed us all. Turkey just didn’t have the same allure.

2/05/2020 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Turkey flavored? I just threw up in my mouth! You know it’s bad when caps doesn’t “confiscate” it.

2/05/2020 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ive tried them...they are delicious

2/05/2020 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The new Soylent green?

2/05/2020 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Disgusting smell they were all up at the desk in 20 nobody ate them

2/05/2020 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh, wait for the belch- then the turkey taste, then the after taste. Give them to the CPD & CFD, they’ll eat anything...and we did.

2/05/2020 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Who’s this new goof, LT Paz, we just got in 003? He comes into roll call for the first time, and introduces himself as the “game changer.” Then he goes on to tell us there’s going to be changes, and “if we don’t like it you can bitch to that shitty little blog.” Who the hell is this guy and where did he come from. 003 isn’t the best place to work, asshole. So why are you being a prick?

2/05/2020 02:20:00 AM

Never happened. But nice try. Might you be one of the 3 year “veterans” he had to check for a certain pursuit related incident after being explicitly warned against such nonsense just days earlier? Yeah, we all know who you are. And a lot of us are cheering for you to step on your dick again in the hopes that the good Lt. breaks it off in your ass instead of trying to help. It’s the only way some of you morons might actually learn.

Now for the TRUTH about the first few of Paz’s roll calls. He said:
1- absolutely NO pursuits unless injured PO, shots fired at the police - things that actually matter. That he’ll terminate every other bullshit chase. I Love it, and you will too when you’re not listing your assets in civil court. Maybe you’ll figure out that you’re not gonna put yourself for the general public at risk pursuing stolen cars and shit that doesn’t matter at the end of the day. Shit that won’t get charged at the end of the day, thanks to Foxxxxxy lady.
2 - there won’t be 8 POs down on a bullshit dope pinch. The other six of you will be out answering jobs and patrolling, not sitting in the station fucking off on computers and your cell phones.
3 - he does NOT want activity for activity’s sake. If it’s something you have to enforce, do it. Otherwise he doesn’t give a fuck about numbers.
4 - open door policy. But you millennials sure the fuck ain’t just walking into the WCs office unannounced. You will knock and wait to be acknowledged. Just like it used to be. you will show respect And in return you will be treated like an adult.

This guy is actually a breath of fresh air, only you you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.

2/05/2020 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How does a po get a pick this dept is so corrupt

2/05/2020 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

leave a trail of them from a homeless encampment to the nearest Starbucks.

2/05/2020 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They taste like shit that's why they gave them to us.

2/05/2020 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2/05/2020 02:20:00 AM


He thought he was a deputy chief when he was a sergeant. The area is a better place without that office prick. Watch your back around him.

2/05/2020 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every officer-citizen contact, give out a pringles, make someone really happy. Kim the Krime loving Queen said no way, Larry, "I needs somefin better than that to buy votes". Perhaps some cute little pillows, eh Professor West?

2/05/2020 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like Trib stole another story from you. Dart putting rival gangs together. His policy and now he is trying blame guards again.

2/05/2020 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Who’s this new goof, LT Paz, we just got in 003? He comes into roll call for the first time, and introduces himself as the “game changer.” Then he goes on to tell us there’s going to be changes, and “if we don’t like it you can bitch to that shitty little blog.” Who the hell is this guy and where did he come from. 003 isn’t the best place to work, asshole. So why are you being a prick?

2/05/2020 02:20:00 AM

Bid in, dumped in, or brought in? How he got there says a lot.

2/05/2020 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They “fell off the truck”

2/05/2020 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who’s this new goof, LT Paz, we just got in 003? He comes into roll call for the first time, and introduces himself as the “game changer.” Then he goes on to tell us there’s going to be changes, and “if we don’t like it you can bitch to that shitty little blog.” Who the hell is this guy and where did he come from. 003 isn’t the best place to work, asshole. So why are you being a prick?

2/05/2020 02:20:00 AM

Paz is a merit man through and through. He just recently was given his LT position. Prior to that he was the administrative sergeant for Area South Deputy’s Office. His reputation there was just like the way you’re describing. He doesn’t play well with others, he is a micromanager who does the dirty work of the bosses who own him. He isn’t someone you’ll like working with or for. He didn’t have many friends if any from Area South that I heard.

2/05/2020 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These chips are disgusting. Although a certain cheap skate running for Flop has eaten nothing more than these for months so as to save hundreds of dollars to invest in the markets ....you know you need a million in defferred to retire ..

2/05/2020 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So...

Dump a failed product (Turkey & Gravy flavored Pringles)
on The Police?

This bullshit has Groot's little angry, misshapen
fingerprints all over it.

A most disrespectful and shit-assed gag gift.

Why couldn't this go to a local food depository?

This was DEFINITELY approved at the municipal
corporate level.

2/05/2020 11:36:00 AM  
Blogger fartbimpson said...

hahahahahahhahahahaha

that is very weird.

2/05/2020 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got my free pringles. They were goooood!

2/05/2020 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those tasted like garbage

2/05/2020 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You see that going on at the transfer station on Carrol every day. Out of date stuff winds up there in bulk, and the employees load up. Once a truckload of some fucked up beer got "recycled" and all the cars in the parking lot were dragging their bumpers on the way home. (beer's heavy) One of my guys grabbed a couple cases of Sun Chips that were expired. Year and a half later I see a bag in his lunch. Stuff sucks but it's free.

2/05/2020 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New directive from the Medical Department. It has two uses. Weans coppers off of donuts, and shortens your time drawing from the pension by about five years.

Have Tommy Toupee pass these out rather than the pizzas. Repeat masturbators will be sentenced to two tubes a day. Make 'em too fat to find their own crank.

2/05/2020 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I the Groot sent you Turkeys, turkeys.

2/05/2020 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you were hoping for a retro Check! LOL you can't make this shit up.

2/05/2020 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anthony Guglielmi

@AJGuglielmi
· 1h
Replying to @AJGuglielmi
Media staging area will be at Harrison and Halstead.

Has he not bothered to learn how to spell Halsted...or even better does sone goofy lackey from CPD not know how to spell it...

2/05/2020 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those are the Thanksgiving turkeys. Don't tell me they're not being refrigerated.

2/05/2020 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then best review on Amazon for them, selling at $8 a can, was that if it aS a gag gift it worked, it made him gag.

2/05/2020 01:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Who’s this new goof, LT Paz, we just got in 003? He comes into roll call for the first time, and introduces himself as the “game changer.” Then he goes on to tell us there’s going to be changes, and “if we don’t like it you can bitch to that shitty little blog.” Who the hell is this guy and where did he come from. 003 isn’t the best place to work, asshole. So why are you being a prick?

2/05/2020 02:20:00 AM
Hmm another jagoff attacking the blog, ok we are in please inform the “spirits” of his antics! Another punk with a bar!!

2/05/2020 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They might be worth a lot someday. Earlier versions have become collectable for some reason. Here is someone asking $5,000 for one package from 2018. https://www.ebay.com/i/223645360784

2/05/2020 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They were fucking delicious. I just finished eating a case of them.

2/05/2020 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can only imagine if you ate a leather shoe they would taste like these Pringles.

2/05/2020 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


"Now there is astounding new data compiled by the ABC7 I-Team that pegs Illinois as the most corrupt state in America; number one on the country's corruption map."

something to be proud of.now go finish your ethics form.

2/05/2020 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who’s this new goof, LT Paz, we just got in 003? He comes into roll call for the first time, and introduces himself as the “game changer.” Then he goes on to tell us there’s going to be changes, and “if we don’t like it you can bitch to that shitty little blog.” Who the hell is this guy and where did he come from. 003 isn’t the best place to work, asshole. So why are you being a prick?"

----LOL, yup he was Admin Sgt for Gang Enforcement, total Tool.

2/05/2020 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I stumbled upon a can of these in the Area 2 Property Crimes office. I can’t say how they got there. It was a single can. As a veteran detective I have no problem eating police involved shooting pizza that has been sitting around for an undetermined length of time. I took the plunge. You know what? They were fucking delicious. I finished the can. Send more.

2/05/2020 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why aren’t those being delivered to soup kitchens and food pantries across this great city?
Also, have the ward bosses toss a few cases under the Kennedy expressway viaducts.
Also, have the head of the Fire Academy drop a pallet off at the homeless village next to the Dan Ryan between Taylor & Roosevelt !

2/05/2020 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just plain weird

2/05/2020 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Steve said...

Of all the gear the police need or want they get potato chips? Again, only in Chicago!

2/05/2020 02:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barf!!!

Not a LEO

2/05/2020 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD shop??? Why would a PD receive food products and from whom?? CPD has its own warehouse with ample square footage for products(swag)???

2/05/2020 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Frank Paz is not only a horrible person but a horrible supervisor

2/05/2020 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boxes are filled with worthless paper, IOU'S to the cops.

2/05/2020 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forecast demand fell through, product had to come out of DC. They have two options, destroy or hold (for donation). So someone sleeping with someone got a donation. Or so I heard.

2/05/2020 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They were donated by Pringles to CFD and CPD Districts all of them were called twice to pick up potato chips for the district whether you send somebody or not or whether the message got through nobody knows but a lot of wagons a lot of cars brought vehicles and they were filled up they still have a lot.
Yeah they're not the tastiest but they're free

2/05/2020 03:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I tried one and spit it out and wiped my tongue on a paper towel. The most wretched thing I’ve eaten in years. It was good for a Facebook post though.

2/05/2020 03:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The FLOP negotiated you guys Pringle's in lieu of a raise!

2/05/2020 03:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not many companies would think of us anymore. They aren’t that bad, didn’t think this many people would be complaining.

2/05/2020 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who’s this new goof, LT Paz, we just got in 003? He comes into roll call for the first time, and introduces himself as the “game changer.” Then he goes on to tell us there’s going to be changes, and “if we don’t like it you can bitch to that shitty little blog.” Who the hell is this guy and where did he come from. 003 isn’t the best place to work, asshole. So why are you being a prick?

2/05/2020 02:20:00 AM

Don't worry guys he will bitch and whine until they make him the tact Lt.Just sit back and laugh at this goof if a boss is an asshole then bring in zeros.When he was a sgt. in 003 they gave him some secret squirrel team he ended up taking the building engineers office and setup shop with his handjob team.

2/05/2020 04:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

reminds me of the "free water" they handed out at NATO, old ass, expired nasty tasting water, along with salvation army lunch bags of peanut butter sandwiches and crackers. Only the quality stuff for police.

2/05/2020 04:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
O.T. in case you missed it, Cmdr Felipe Garcia did have a pick. on the last sgt list

2/04/2020 06:34:00 AM

Who was his pick?

2/05/2020 05:32:00 AM

I heard he put himself in just in case the exempt thing went south on him.

2/05/2020 04:35:00 PM  
Blogger 30 pending and what said...

They suck. Might as well get a gravy drink to go with it.

2/05/2020 04:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So Pringle’s CEO knew they had a flop product that won’t sell, so let’s dump, er, “donate” to first responders. Wow. Now CPD is stuck with all these pallets of crap to store. You can’t make this shit up.

2/05/2020 04:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well today I met the dumbest smart person in FOP and the dumbest dumb person 25 minutes later. Preib must not read SCC. He was addressing the Northside retiree luncheon. He give a bland speech the almost put everyone asleep. Then he touted his mentor Mark Donahue. WTF! Then we had the dumbest dumb perdon at FOP. He threw Jason van Dyke under the bus.
A few minutes later Greg Bella corrected all of the bullshit these twits.

Donahue has to be an expert at picking weak personalities out of a crowd. Preibs is Donahue's new puppet.

2/05/2020 04:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is soylent green?

2/05/2020 04:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Who’s this new goof, LT Paz, we just got in 003? He comes into roll call for the first time, and introduces himself as the “game changer.” Then he goes on to tell us there’s going to be changes, and “if we don’t like it you can bitch to that shitty little blog.” Who the hell is this guy and where did he come from. 003 isn’t the best place to work, asshole. So why are you being a prick?

2/05/2020 02:20:00 AM

Never happened. But nice try. Might you be one of the 3 year “veterans” he had to check for a certain pursuit related incident after being explicitly warned against such nonsense just days earlier? Yeah, we all know who you are. And a lot of us are cheering for you to step on your dick again in the hopes that the good Lt. breaks it off in your ass instead of trying to help. It’s the only way some of you morons might actually learn.

Now for the TRUTH about the first few of Paz’s roll calls. He said:
1- absolutely NO pursuits unless injured PO, shots fired at the police - things that actually matter. That he’ll terminate every other bullshit chase. I Love it, and you will too when you’re not listing your assets in civil court. Maybe you’ll figure out that you’re not gonna put yourself for the general public at risk pursuing stolen cars and shit that doesn’t matter at the end of the day. Shit that won’t get charged at the end of the day, thanks to Foxxxxxy lady.
2 - there won’t be 8 POs down on a bullshit dope pinch. The other six of you will be out answering jobs and patrolling, not sitting in the station fucking off on computers and your cell phones.
3 - he does NOT want activity for activity’s sake. If it’s something you have to enforce, do it. Otherwise he doesn’t give a fuck about numbers.
4 - open door policy. But you millennials sure the fuck ain’t just walking into the WCs office unannounced. You will knock and wait to be acknowledged. Just like it used to be. you will show respect And in return you will be treated like an adult.

This guy is actually a breath of fresh air, only you you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.

2/05/2020 10:15:00 AM


Yeah okay Paz. You’re a merit joke and a pussy of a man. You were an administration SGT for sleepy Elgin holt and ruined A/S doing the incompetent bosses dirty work. You must be thanking God every night you made the last of the merit promotions. Hopefully there’s no safety net to catch you when you fuck up again. And it will happen. Your daddy or brother in law (forgot which one it is) won’t be able to help you this time.

003

2/05/2020 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm thinking of those Olestra chips from the 90s. Shits, cramps and gas. Pringles was one of the main conspirators in that mess. Fruit of the Loom must have been a major stockholder. Never trust Pringles again. Especially if they are already colored for the end product

2/05/2020 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SGT. Gregory JACKSON #1118
DOA: 27FEB1991

You mean Froggy? He is known unaffectionately as Froggy or The Frog. He is a real dunce. He is soon to have 29 and a day. Hopefully, he will leave. And, he will not be missed.

2/05/2020 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy is actually a breath of fresh air, only you you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.

2/05/2020 10:15:00 AM

Yeah okay franklin. Still posting in the third person? That should tell everyone what a stroke this guy is. He’s full of shit too. All this merit tub of lard ever talked about or pushed was numbers. I doubt that changed now that he’s beholden to his merit nominator.

Nobody wanted to work for this connected goof as a p/o and he was a garbage admin sgt for years prior to his merit promotion. Be careful with this goof, 003. He’ll stab you in the back in a heartbeat. Never was the police either, so buy into his bullshit tough guy attitude.

2/05/2020 05:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Milo Minderbinder around?

2/05/2020 05:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://chicagodefender.com/states-attorney-kim-foxx-explains-why-she-needs-a-second-term/

2/05/2020 05:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any truth to the rumor that Gang Enforcement and Sat teams are being drastically cut and those people are heading back to Districts to the watch?

2/05/2020 06:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

See that POS Dart trying to blame officers for guy killed jail. He implements policy cant ask about gang affiliation and its guards fault. Really?

2/05/2020 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the need is a donut flavored Pringle. They they got something marketable.

2/05/2020 07:07:00 PM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

my dog spike the wonder pug said fuk dat.

2/05/2020 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a ploy to get you in such bad health that your pension will stretch further.

2/05/2020 07:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Tony Respondi an ex-partner works in the 1st District . His wife Jennifer was notified by the President of Pringle’s who informed her that he was donating two truck loads of a Pringle’s to first responders in New York , Chicago and Los Angeles . I then contacted Jim Tracy at Local # 2 who was able to use his warehouse to unload thousands of cases of the potato chips and it took several days to distribute them across the city . Each District and firehouse were given dozens of cases of free potato chips with a combined effort between our unions . Thank you Jim Tracy , Tony and Jennifer Respondi !
Pat Murray , Fop 1st Vp



2/05/2020 08:18:00 AM

Thank you? Secure our pensions. Fuck the turkey chips!

2/05/2020 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’d rather chew on a Coronavirus sneeze rag than eat one of these chips.

I’d like to change my answer to a ham sandwich in a dirty ashtray.

Thank you.


Aaaachooooo!!!!

2/05/2020 07:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never happened. But nice try. Might you be one of the 3 year “veterans” he had to check for a certain pursuit related incident after being explicitly warned against such nonsense just days earlier? Yeah, we all know who you are. And a lot of us are cheering for you to step on your dick again in the hopes that the good Lt. breaks it off in your ass instead of trying to help. It’s the only way some of you morons might actually learn.

Now for the TRUTH about the first few of Paz’s roll calls. He said:
1- absolutely NO pursuits unless injured PO, shots fired at the police - things that actually matter. That he’ll terminate every other bullshit chase. I Love it, and you will too when you’re not listing your assets in civil court. Maybe you’ll figure out that you’re not gonna put yourself for the general public at risk pursuing stolen cars and shit that doesn’t matter at the end of the day. Shit that won’t get charged at the end of the day, thanks to Foxxxxxy lady.
2 - there won’t be 8 POs down on a bullshit dope pinch. The other six of you will be out answering jobs and patrolling, not sitting in the station fucking off on computers and your cell phones.
3 - he does NOT want activity for activity’s sake. If it’s something you have to enforce, do it. Otherwise he doesn’t give a fuck about numbers.
4 - open door policy. But you millennials sure the fuck ain’t just walking into the WCs office unannounced. You will knock and wait to be acknowledged. Just like it used to be. you will show respect And in return you will be treated like an adult.

This guy is actually a breath of fresh air, only you you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.

____________________________________________________________

Anyone who thinks like this is destined to be a miserable failure. To think in absolute terms means you Sir are an absolute ass.

And learn how to write frankie boy you Jag.

2/05/2020 08:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
What is soylent green?

2/05/2020 04:54:00 PM


It's made out of people.
Watch the movie.

2/05/2020 09:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
What is soylent green?

2/05/2020 04:54:00 PM

a horrid twisted old movie about eating reconstitued human remains. It's about food like the franken food theyre trying to pass off today, only it's human remains based instead of chemicals. Set in 2020 and the stuff of greta and fear porn dreams. Terrible movie they dare not share much because people may see through all current media lies. Its the current playbook

2/05/2020 09:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Cal Naughton JR said...

It's like a Thanksgiving Dinner party in my mouth. How do I get my hands on some?

2/05/2020 09:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deliver the chips to the CTA redline subway. As the flash mobs are jumping the turnstiles they can grab some chips.

2/05/2020 10:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4 - open door policy. But you millennials sure the fuck ain’t just walking into the WCs office unannounced. You will knock and wait to be acknowledged. Just like it used to be. you will show respect And in return you will be treated like an adult.

Listen here hair gel, in my day you never went into the watch commanders office. Doubt you ever knew what real police work was. Keep kissing Paz’s ass I’m sure it’s definitely not “Fresh air”

2/05/2020 10:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: So CCDOC is no longer allowed to ask their gang affiliation at intake. I just saw CBS had the guy who beat to death the Saint in the 2 man cell. The fine gentleman had 59 and SD tattooed on his face! The victim's family will be awarded a huge amount. I realize the "victim" was a Saint but Tom Dart really fcked up on this one.

2/05/2020 10:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put ‘em in Area Central’s radio room. God knows, there’s no radios in there.

2/05/2020 11:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now for the TRUTH about the first few of Paz’s roll calls. He said:
1- absolutely NO pursuits unless injured PO, shots fired at the police - things that actually matter. That he’ll terminate every other bullshit chase. I Love it, and you will too when you’re not listing your assets in civil court. Maybe you’ll figure out that you’re not gonna put yourself for the general public at risk pursuing stolen cars and shit that doesn’t matter at the end of the day. Shit that won’t get charged at the end of the day, thanks to Foxxxxxy lady.
2 - there won’t be 8 POs down on a bullshit dope pinch. The other six of you will be out answering jobs and patrolling, not sitting in the station fucking off on computers and your cell phones.
3 - he does NOT want activity for activity’s sake. If it’s something you have to enforce, do it. Otherwise he doesn’t give a fuck about numbers.
4 - open door policy. But you millennials sure the fuck ain’t just walking into the WCs office unannounced. You will knock and wait to be acknowledged. Just like it used to be. you will show respect And in return you will be treated like an adult.

This guy is actually a breath of fresh air, only you you’re too fucking stupid to realize it

sounds like a chosen lap dog

2/05/2020 11:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgt Jackson is personal friends with Fr Faker. Why the have pictures together all over Jackson's office. Also a Eddie Johnson Frat brother.

2/06/2020 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chips aren't that bad. It was a legit gesture by a company. Nobody is required to eat them. Thank you.

2/06/2020 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

017 was told by PAT MURRAY of the FOP to take a wagon... go down to 009 and pick them up.

Maybe start with him to get more info.

2/06/2020 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those are Groot flavored Pringles..😂😂

2/06/2020 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT:
BECK Sir.....

Why is there IAD Sgt’s like this one, who is not only f’n clueless but also is sitting in the highest percentile for allegations himself. then freaking moves investigations at ghetto Speed. WTF

SGT Gregory JACKSON #1118
DOA: 27FEB1991

98 Allegations - HELLO!
** 99.6% higher than ALL other Officer **


2/05/2020 06:41:00 AM


Apparently you must be new. Sergeant Gregory "Frog" Jackson is a stand up GUY. The real working policeman. He worked in 005 back in the day, tac guy. As a Sergeant he also worked in the D unit. He is a great supervisor, fair to all. I will say he is a male black and is True Blue ! We need individuals with his knowledge and understanding and investigation skills and insights .
Why would you be beefing about allegations you know nothing about ??????? Quite obviously in his career, he got out of his car and engaged people, do you understand that asshat. You probably don't know because you don't use your cuffs, but people and folks back in the day did not like going to jail and fighting a case waiting in county. Nor did their boyz nor their babies mamas nor anyone else for the felon may have been the bread winner, understand asshat. The game on the street was always you lock them up they or there peoples beef on you and your partner or your team ! Are you keeping up with understanding asshat ? FROG was always first to throw money in the hat, you asshat. Or suggest or take part in benefits city wide. by definition, True Blue ! You understand you anonymous asshat. He learned that I am sure from it being passed down by old timers, that had your back as long as you listened and were not bull headed. Got that asshat. A guy like FROG is needed in IAD, he will know the difference between a working beef and a bad apple beef. Following me asshat. With all the anti police shit hitting us at every angle, glad to hear FROG may have a workers back if possible..... So whats your gripe asshat. I know your one of those that complain about being called girls and boys. You need to listen more and take your asshat out of your phone screen. Be there for your fellow Officers even if you don't know them, the trade off could be they will be there for you. AND you many never realize it. Be True Blue !

2/06/2020 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those chips must produce some foul flatulence in the patrol car. Let's choose up sides and blow farts at each other.

2/06/2020 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

person in FOP and the dumbest dumb person 25 minutes later. Preib must not read SCC. He was addressing the Northside retiree luncheon. He give a bland speech the almost put everyone asleep. Then he touted his mentor Mark Donahue. WTF! Then we had the dumbest dumb perdon at FOP. He threw Jason van Dyke under the bus.
A few minutes later Greg Bella corrected all of the bullshit these twits.

Donahue has to be an expert at picking weak personalities out of a crowd. Preibs is Donahue's new puppet.

2/05/2020 04:52:00 PM

He served 3 terms.
Apparently hes not as dumb as you.

2/06/2020 02:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"Now there is astounding new data compiled by the ABC7 I-Team that pegs Illinois as the most corrupt state in America; number one on the country's corruption map."

something to be proud of.now go finish your ethics form.
2/05/2020 01:58:00 PM


**Wow, are those supposed to he "Headlines", something WE residents didn't already know? Good work I-7 team, your only years behind!

2/06/2020 02:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Munchies time. Break out the bud!

2/06/2020 04:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So somebody posted an article about police Radios and PDT'S sitting unused in the radio shop at 31st and Sacremento. Well then FOP should match right in there and take a look see. FOPneeds to get more aggressive and get answers. The present board with the exception of a few guys suck

2/06/2020 05:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Still can’t believe that the passing score for part 1 of the sergeant’s exam is 44. Why bother to study when the slackers will sit for part 2. This is discouraging.

2/06/2020 05:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that where all the blue bags are?

2/06/2020 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK so inmates get pizza and the police get turkey flavored Pringles

Seems legit

2/06/2020 06:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your tax dollars making this a stronger, safer city for all.

2/06/2020 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I in turn donated the boxes to the shelter on Harrison and the encampment off the Ryan...side note the rat holes under the encampment were huge..scary even

2/06/2020 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
What is soylent green?

2/05/2020 04:54:00 PM

It's made out of people.
Watch the movie.

2/05/2020 09:28:00 PM


I guess they weren’t kidding with the old saying “you are what you eat.”

2/06/2020 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Any truth to the rumor that Gang Enforcement and Sat teams are being drastically cut and those people are heading back to Districts to the watch?

2/05/2020 06:19:00 PM


Yes practice accident reports

2/06/2020 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pringles are unhealthy, processed junk food. If I was given some, I would give them to the homeless.

2/06/2020 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Listen here hair gel, in my day you never went into the watch commanders office. Doubt you ever knew what real police work was. Keep kissing Paz’s ass I’m sure it’s definitely not “Fresh air”

2/05/2020 10:26:00 PM

How did you get an arrest report signed in your day?

2/06/2020 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since when do coppers bitch about FREE FOOD?! I've worked with guys that have eaten sandwiches they left in the squad car the day before. Have we just become so bored with bitching about the actual problems that we need something completely benign and non-offensive to whine about? WTF?!

2/06/2020 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Catholic Charities and Greater Food Depository must have said no thanks.

2/06/2020 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You need to do an article about the radio and PDT repair shop at 31st and Sacremento. Lewin has vins and bins loaded with new police radio's that don't have cords and mics because Lewin is too cheap to buy them. Also loads of PDT's there broken waiting for parts because Lewin wants to look good on paper keeping costs down by not purchasing the extended warranty. FOP should visit this site on behalf of the membership. You need to start working for the members who are getting nothing for thier dues money.

2/05/2020 08:58:00 AM

We're getting rid of the PDT's...You will have a cell phone dock in ur squad like a Uber driver to use..

2/06/2020 03:43:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Just letting all the My brothers in Blue know , i bought a cpd leather today at Nate's leather. they have a leather shop in Streamwood il. Jacket is very high quality came with the leather patches , and i know coppers been having a tough time finding them.

2/06/2020 03:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw boxes on pallets and thought "face masks".

2/06/2020 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I cam across a case of these.....they smelled absolutely TERRIBLE!!!! UGH!!! If you held your nose, they didn't taste half bad though.

2/06/2020 03:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even Mister passed on them...and Mister never passes on any free food

2/06/2020 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T. in case you missed it, Cmdr Felipe Garcia did have a pick. on the last sgt list

If this is true, then this is another aspect of the "merit process" that needs to be dealt with. Garcia has no business selecting anyone for meritorious promo to ANY rank. Nor should ANY CIVILIAN MEMBER of the department. They don't have the training, nor even the day to day interaction with street cops to have any clue as to WHO would make a good choice to be a merit choice.
I know I'm probably beating a dead horse here, since Beck has stopped all merit promotions, but I fear that they will return. If they do, I hope this aspect of the merit selection process is revised immediately. These civilian clout hacks (including Garcia, although he isn't a civilian) have no business having any say so as to who is promoted by merit. it's disgraceful, and reeks of cronyism.

2/06/2020 10:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Since when do coppers bitch about FREE FOOD?! I've worked with guys that have eaten sandwiches they left in the squad car the day before. Have we just become so bored with bitching about the actual problems that we need something completely benign and non-offensive to whine about? WTF?!

2/06/2020 01:14:00 PM

Quit your bitching about us bitching. It’s all in good fun.

2/06/2020 10:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old days the crabby old desk guys ran the watch and signed everything. Nobody got passed them. The watch commander was like the wizard of Oz to me. I never saw him, didn't know if he even existed. You didn't dare ask if he was in or if you could see him. Those were good times, there was respect.

One more thing back then - you never never never call for a sergeant. Unless you got shot.

2/06/2020 11:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

024 front office would gobble them up!

2/07/2020 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smashed up a couple of cans of them, mixed in a couple of eggs and coated a piece of salmon with it. Pow, turkey pringle flavored salmon, delicious. You get protein, carbs, and omega 3's.

2/07/2020 03:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have Nates leather for over 20 years ,Great jacket !

2/07/2020 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since when do coppers bitch about FREE FOOD?! I've worked with guys that have eaten sandwiches they left in the squad car the day before. Have we just become so bored with bitching about the actual problems that we need something completely benign and non-offensive to whine about? WTF?!

2/06/2020 01:14:00 PM

Quit your bitching about us bitching. It’s all in good fun.


How DARE you bitch about my bitching about people's bitching!

2/07/2020 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wake me up when the give away maple bacon chips. Those are to die for.

2/10/2020 07:04:00 AM  

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